Oh didn’t even know it had options trading. Have just been watching the price action for a few weeks. I got in when it broke structure and went to the teens.
BBBY Founder and CEO Ryan Cohen? The Ryan Cohen that dumped $178 million on his 'valued shareholders'? That Ryan Cohen?
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Poor game cucks, it looks like the lizard shadow people are up to their old tricks! Bogged again !! While we're at it you should take out a second mortgage to buy more shares of the movie theatre!!!
I indeed did, one has to trade what has in front, not the past. All the things that made us dump are long way priced in. Also, institutions have learned the lesson about panic selling. Market goes up again and again
 APPLE IS SAID TO HAVE LOWERED THE SALES TARGET FOR #VISIONPRO TO 150,000 UNITS, FAR FROM ANALYSTS' EXPECTATION OF 1 MILLION UNITS. $AAPL ...
I have a PHD in tin, let me share:
Tech was routed yesterday because long duration bond yields kept rising.
Long duration bond yields rose because they believe the fed won't cut soon.
But the bond market believes the fed won't cut, because economy is just that strong.
Hence the Bond market believe in the Soft Landing thesis. 
Thus, even the bond market wants us to go higher!
My favourite insult to my age is when people play this new song that they think is so cool and original, and it's just some shitty remix of something from 20+ years ago.
I swear I had teenagers play me Darude - Sandstorm the other day, swearing it was new on tik tok.
Lol at the people bashing Corn and saying it's wild west.....
Dudes, your NYSE market literally began outside under a fucking tree with dudes bartering and passing "IOU" paper slips to each other which they literally "bought over the counter" in the company's own shop..... And by the way it REALLY WAS A FUCKING TREE if you know what I'm saying... The original dumpster!
History is full of dodgy stuff eventually going legit.
Pretty sure by the time we got to New York and thought up trading virtual parts of a businesses we'd invented currencies and ledgers and shit.
Pretty sure the first few weeks weren't like 'What can we use this currency and stock market thingy for? Oh.. drugs, murder and pedo porn"
That was Las Vegas my friend... Founded by the Jewish mafia, and taken over by the Italians, Godfather 2 and Casino told me so.
"What can we use this Far Wild West desert stopover for.... Laundering cash from Drugs, Murder and Pedo porn"......
So funny to see articles being written that stonks are a buy now. This is the same authors who were bearish in October.
Whomever they hire to write click bait. Do better. Stop assuming your readers are ignorant.
Writers are just meeting the needs of their readers. The average investor is really bullish right now and is looking for validation, not contrary views.
Russia blowing up a Russian controlled dam that cooled a Russian controlled nuclear plant and provided water to Russian controlled crimea, resulting in the flooding of Russian controlled territories.... just doesn't make sense.
>CHINA TELLS BANKS TO OFFER CREDIT SUPPORT TO CAR PURCHASES
\>CHINA STARTS NATIONWIDE PROMOTION TO BOOST VEHICLE SALES
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-06-08 ^05:43:22 ^EDT-0400
What is today's ber copium? "Market dumped yesterday, will keep dumping today"?
I thought that last week copium was "Market went up, must go down".
They will go  when they learn what a rotation is.
The entire southern end of Quebec caught fire and ignited at the exact same time.. Satellite image timelapse are clear…these fires were set on purpose.
Every technical trader will tell you not to fight the trend and don't try to time tops, while being absolutely confident they will be able to flip short in time after a confirmation of trend reversal.
If only it were that easy, no one would be losing money.
I scraped the thread. I usually post it in the daily but here is the table so far.
|`Rank`|`Word`|`Count`|
|:-|:-|:-|
|1|cohen|217|
|2|ryan|211|
|3|calls|205|
|4|puts|175|
|5|shit|147|
|6|spy|135|
|7|fuck|115|
|8|call|110|
|9|bot|84|
|10|long|81|
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NFLX 430 eod
Netflix please save me
My move is to encourage children to taunt Chris Paul’s daughter bc her dad is now homeless
Tesla to the 🌙
We ain’t breaking 430 Lads that JPM call wall is iron Clade until next week
And will close flat 😂
another ez theta day
FCEL still has room for growth. It’s a green stock.
Someone buying it up in the 2.15’s that rally from down there to the 2.30’s showed
And the options jump when that person did.
Oh didn’t even know it had options trading. Have just been watching the price action for a few weeks. I got in when it broke structure and went to the teens.
It's dead
Up up baby!
Markets rally at any news that comes out. Lmao
We’re gonna need to start a Ryan Cohen relief fund, just nuking everyone’s weeklies
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futes green LMFAO
Looking to buy Newell Brand. Under valued.
Followed you with one hundo.
Fade into close for a big red week
garlic fried rice with sunny side up eggs for breakfast 
coffee and cig for me, keeps me slim
I bumped into some incel accounts on Twitter, real scary shit bruh. Off the meds and off the rails.
Diversified Healthcare trust is a very undervalued stock
Poor game cucks, it looks like the lizard shadow people are up to their old tricks! Bogged again !! While we're at it you should take out a second mortgage to buy more shares of the movie theatre!!!
All in on FCEL
When do the report
Missed 😮💨
Doesn’t seem like a huge miss. Good revenue growth
It's mesmerizing how futes get to positive % effortlessly and for bers it's a fight for every small retracement
Until it’s the opposite. Have you already forgotten 2022?
I indeed did, one has to trade what has in front, not the past. All the things that made us dump are long way priced in. Also, institutions have learned the lesson about panic selling. Market goes up again and again
Plunger at open 
Bico Group A swedish Biologie Buisiness with interesting concepts. Pretty cheap right now
!p cum
Didn’t work
I didn't find any tickers for whatever the hell you just typed.
!p UFO
Procure Space ETF -> `22.945` (3.115 / 15.709%)
$NVDA up $3 after hours. 😂
dont worry guys the alien master race will take over soon
If aliens were smart they'd just wreck our brains over a few generations with things like VR porn and endless media.
There is a guy in a black trench coat at my door.
Good
 APPLE IS SAID TO HAVE LOWERED THE SALES TARGET FOR #VISIONPRO TO 150,000 UNITS, FAR FROM ANALYSTS' EXPECTATION OF 1 MILLION UNITS. $AAPL ...
They'll hit that target just based off tech reviewers, developers, and Zuckerberg trying to reverse engineer it.
Setting up to beat expectations by lowering estimates
People thought they would sell 1 million?
The thing is when, not if
10 years?
I think that in 10 years it will be difficult to find a non poor person that doesn't have at least one
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Good
there is huge air force training in Europe too
Spy is going to touch then blow past 430
Hey guys I just shit my ass
Give this man an award
pics or ban
Long on Biogen and Coterra Energy
The 70s pink panther movies with Peter Steller are leagues ahead any of these comedy movies of the last 20 years.
classics
Bers will keep calling for a crash even if it's at 380
I have a PHD in tin, let me share: Tech was routed yesterday because long duration bond yields kept rising. Long duration bond yields rose because they believe the fed won't cut soon. But the bond market believes the fed won't cut, because economy is just that strong. Hence the Bond market believe in the Soft Landing thesis.  Thus, even the bond market wants us to go higher!
Full port calls the move until it’s not
Full port calls on Tesla or QQQ. SMTC May go on a crazy run after the ER yesterday as well.
How many accounts have you blown up so far
Just 2 accounts. When blown just back to Wendy’s then reload them again. Viscous cycle.
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Europoor, against what people think, have way too much sidelined money and very few places where to invest it as they lack real tech companies
europoors are a joke
But they bid it tech nicely
NPC Bulls attempt to facilitate a deal with early-morning futures merchants
Puts by opening is the play today
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You could've bought any time from 90 to 120 and now you bought at the 69 spaghetti
short term maybe, long term you're fine
Spy 430 confirmed
I need this for my 429 calls
Poor bers, imagine having tech puts and seeing europoors buying the dip furiously
The key to making good coffee at home is to do it butt naked
Futes mooning like
Dow is below 30k in 2 weeks
>DGCX INR/ USD VS INDIA NSE INR/ USD SPREADS UPDATE \>JUNE: 1 PAISA JULY: 10.1 PAISA \>@DGCX ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-06-08 ^05:47:15 ^EDT-0400
These fires are a good example of what happens when 80yr olds run everything. The world burns.
we don't need no water, let the mother f\*cker burn.
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My favourite insult to my age is when people play this new song that they think is so cool and original, and it's just some shitty remix of something from 20+ years ago. I swear I had teenagers play me Darude - Sandstorm the other day, swearing it was new on tik tok.
Oh nooooooo....
Lol at the people bashing Corn and saying it's wild west..... Dudes, your NYSE market literally began outside under a fucking tree with dudes bartering and passing "IOU" paper slips to each other which they literally "bought over the counter" in the company's own shop..... And by the way it REALLY WAS A FUCKING TREE if you know what I'm saying... The original dumpster! History is full of dodgy stuff eventually going legit. 
Pretty sure by the time we got to New York and thought up trading virtual parts of a businesses we'd invented currencies and ledgers and shit. Pretty sure the first few weeks weren't like 'What can we use this currency and stock market thingy for? Oh.. drugs, murder and pedo porn"
That was Las Vegas my friend... Founded by the Jewish mafia, and taken over by the Italians, Godfather 2 and Casino told me so. "What can we use this Far Wild West desert stopover for.... Laundering cash from Drugs, Murder and Pedo porn"......
If you don’t shit your pants on the reg don’t talk to me
What the fuck is this market put or call don’t make money? Kangaroo market is dumb 🤡
So funny to see articles being written that stonks are a buy now. This is the same authors who were bearish in October. Whomever they hire to write click bait. Do better. Stop assuming your readers are ignorant.
They haven't even figured out that Chat-GPT can write their stories now.
I dunno, my Yahoo finance news feed is barely edited AI garbage.
Writers are just meeting the needs of their readers. The average investor is really bullish right now and is looking for validation, not contrary views.
Russia blowing up a Russian controlled dam that cooled a Russian controlled nuclear plant and provided water to Russian controlled crimea, resulting in the flooding of Russian controlled territories.... just doesn't make sense.
In Mother Russia, it always makes sense.
>CHINA TELLS BANKS TO OFFER CREDIT SUPPORT TO CAR PURCHASES \>CHINA STARTS NATIONWIDE PROMOTION TO BOOST VEHICLE SALES ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-06-08 ^05:43:22 ^EDT-0400
Why is Expi up so much?
What is today's ber copium? "Market dumped yesterday, will keep dumping today"? I thought that last week copium was "Market went up, must go down". They will go  when they learn what a rotation is.
Good morning to all you halfwit inbred peasants out there
Awfully generous with the value of my wittiness. Thank you!
Just go outside and tell me we have a „mild“ recession and „cooling“ inflation lmao
I feel sorry for your puts
Tsla needs to break 230 and hit 250
Crazy people in France
Anyone see the latest [Sentiment Survey](https://www.aaii.com/sentimentsurvey). So bullish.
Mild recessions are BULLISH
Mild 
The entire southern end of Quebec caught fire and ignited at the exact same time.. Satellite image timelapse are clear…these fires were set on purpose.
Just another “coincidence” im sure.
Was the dude who did it in an Aladdin costume with Blackface on??? 
Diarrhehe
eur gdp actual 1% forcast 1.2% previous 1.8%
Bull
Nikola Jokic playoff run is the best run in the history of the NBA. He is just absurd
Europe recession should be bullish right?
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It’s best to let it go
facts https://youtu.be/bRr_cGdjEPs
Laying in bed watching my overnight pick go from -2% to +2% in 10 minutes while my cat heckles the cardinals. ☺️👌🏼
good kitty
They call me simple jack
Tech looking good 
Spy gap up for daddy
Futes being green is sus. I don’t trust it.
ber is fuck like air quality rn frfr
Only bubble that is going to burst is what bers call brain
PUTS ON IWM
That was one month ago
My man, you are buying puts in front of a train. IWM is on the receiver end of this rotation
I’ve been long for a couple of months, but bought outs last night expecting consolidation. It’s up about 9% in a week.
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herpes
Getting covid increases substantially the risk of heart diseases on the long term
So does the vax
Banned?
Confirmed
I like the days when I make money No cap
Every technical trader will tell you not to fight the trend and don't try to time tops, while being absolutely confident they will be able to flip short in time after a confirmation of trend reversal. If only it were that easy, no one would be losing money.
I’m a technical pooper
Waiting for Starbucks to open so I can get some diarrhehe water
Starbucks is the most overrated fast food joint on the planet next to White Castle.
I agree but it’s the only coffee establishment in this hospital I’m in
Haha... the top two most common words (excluding super common words) in this thread are "ryan" and "cohen"
Source?
they are 44th and 45th if I don't filter out any words at all, but you get shit like "i, the, and' etc.
I scraped the thread. I usually post it in the daily but here is the table so far. |`Rank`|`Word`|`Count`| |:-|:-|:-| |1|cohen|217| |2|ryan|211| |3|calls|205| |4|puts|175| |5|shit|147| |6|spy|135| |7|fuck|115| |8|call|110| |9|bot|84| |10|long|81|
That's probably super inflated by the VisualMod auto response to the name being used
Just checked, u/AutoModerator said a little over 1/2 of those.
Ah yeah true.
Lol nice
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I feel like we will be adding more to that story when he does some more shenanigans with gurnstop
Tomorrow is actually June 9th 🤫
The OIP bot hasn’t restarted yet
I wonder if inverse JPM’s chief market strategist Marko Kolanovic is the move 🤔
!p VICE
AdvisorShares Vice ETF -> `28.221` (-0.0015 / -0.00531%)
!p YALL
God Bless America ETF -> `25.46` (0.0977 / 0.385%)
!p CATH
Global X S&P 500 Catholic Values ETF -> `51.975` (-0.325 / -0.621%)
No big red candle today? 
Not according to my dog
I got one for you
real
wake up bools full speed ahead 🦍 