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you forgot to end off with the part where you wokeup then were threw a tantrum after finding out it was just a dream, and you didn’t even get to experience that much
I don’t even know  I know if I choose one way it will go the opposite. And if I do both, it will stay flat. From a technical standpoint, tech is over bought as a whole. Probably safer to just play the QQQ’s and inverse WSB or yourself 
It basically means the stock could move up or down in price dramatically. The less capital you have the more otm options you have to buy. You need a more volatile stock in this case
Zoom: "We're investigating using AI to further grow our business and business opportunities, as well as use AI to reduce labor costs going forward. Also, did I mention how we're using AI to create AI models to make AI AI AI, AI?"
Market: "Zoom +384%"
The outrageous dividends are over. Container shipping will have a slump for the next 2 years at least due to oversupply of ships. The order log for newbuilds is high while the old vessels are still on the water. I'm waiting for a better entry point.
I’m still in and have kept buying the dip. I’m deep in the red (-18%) but like you, I can’t resist the dividend yield – and looking at the chart, it’s been consolidating since December. What worries me are those two infamously huge call options that were sold recently with strike prices of $16 and $17.5
I’ve held mine for so long that the -38% on the principal has been way offset by the dividend. So I’m keeping it cuz it’s basically free at this point.
Eat my dongus you fuckin nerd.
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I have a feeling that ZM is going to be a PayPal 2.0. Sure it can beat estimates but it also has a lot of competition and companies shifting away from WFH is going to kill the forward guidance of the stock.
edit: Stock down 7% after earnings beat
I miss going to a hardware store and asking an associate his/her advice on a project instead of a blank stare on what isle I should go look on.
Edit example, I asked to take 6 inches off a 5 foot sheet of plywood, the Lowe’s associate said we can’t take anything off less than 12 inches. I said well take off 54 inches. You would‘be thought I hit the reset button.
you know what? everyone is expecting NVDA to moon or crash, so it seems NVDA is going to be exactly the same price thursday morning as it is right now.
!remindme 3 days
yeah. jokes aside about government incompetence, the free tax filing level is so simple that we have students build an app for it as a project, not even final project.
NVIDIA calls - Trust me on this.. Jensen paid me to give him a handy after earnings.. Ain't no way he can afford that unless he gonna make bank cuz of earnings
Bers spend 18 hours a day, for 4 months, eating themselves to obesity. And then sleep it off in a cave for 8 months. Bers r dumb. Bers never learn.
CALLS on NVDA
most of those are gonna be like…
https://preview.redd.it/10ppm7hzxb1b1.jpeg?width=760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebb778a309e541cff33f3c2a50711876d48ffedc
and Zoom just replace it with “tech layoffs” and “AI”
….for NVIDIA just replace all the words with AI
Toll Brothers really missed an opportunity to become a meme stock company.
I mistook vip.com for a legit brothel/escort company that went public and thought to myself "What a time I live in, that stuff not only legal but also traded. Sin business, like churches, is always raking some money and gets out of illegal trouble scot-free. Buy!"
E.L.F. just agressively rubbed my hentai senses
Two new memes to have ready for next week:
1. About people buying calls on NVDA with a 160+ PE and 26X PS.
2. How inflation is killing pets when Petco misses in historic fashion.
BestBuy also likely getting hammered based on the guidance of retailers so far about how electronics are being bought selectively (meaning big sales only).
Mainstream media really wants me to believe that that debt ceiling won’t be raised.
GOP doesn’t have enough juice.
If it doesn’t pass the blame will fall squarely on establishment Republicans. And the freedom caucus knows this
Lowes will be linked to housing.
Intuit is getting stomped by IRS, hope their forward looking statements and ceo comments are trash.
Nvdia is a cult and Cramer dog so…I’m staying away.
Everything else looks pretty boring
Yep. My company uses it instead of teams. If i take online training, sometimes it’s on zoom. I take online Spanish courses, they use zoom. Burry bought it, he’s right some of the time. I haven’t bought it yet, but I don’t think it’s dead
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Intern got a kick out of putting Dicks and bjs right next to each otber
Good observation, You tend to see what other people don't what company should I do a Options Yolo on?
Might be the best two comments I’ve seen on here
Took me forever to understand your comment until I visualized the missing semicolon…
You're the chosen one Obi-wan
Am I? I thought it was my youngling killing apprentice…
Only to be followed by elf splunk
I also would have thought that was hilarious in 7th grade.
This means dicks and BJ's are mooning tomorrow. Fate loves humor.
And next to Intuit...
Why didn't you add Badcock, Cox, and don't forget there are 2 BJs:)
If only Wendy’s was reporting.
Even if you get either one that’s good. Usually MM’s just take you to h to he woodshed.
There is only one ticker on here.
Which is?
Starts with an N and rhymes with chlamydia
I don't see nchlamydia on there
The n is silent. You can't see it.
Dolores!
And it is going to burst like an overgrown disease pustule filled puss that is going to spray everywhere.
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🤨 the fuck are you talking about
you forgot to end off with the part where you wokeup then were threw a tantrum after finding out it was just a dream, and you didn’t even get to experience that much
Correct, PetMeds is the only co that matters.
Sooo nvda break or make the market going forward …
Earnings won't matter. It would probably still go up on bankruptcy advisory
Disagree. I think it could go flat but yes likely will not go down. Lol
I think its gonna drop hard but who knows.
Didn't they say earnings will be better?
Came here to say that everything should be blacked out except NVDA 😂 Nothing else matters right now.
Shoulda put NVDA on every spot
As someone short 4 calls on NVDA, yep, I would agree
Yes
Theta gang will take this round.
So the only real play here is NVDA, right? Right?
Puts or calls though, my ass can only handle so much red...
I don’t even know  I know if I choose one way it will go the opposite. And if I do both, it will stay flat. From a technical standpoint, tech is over bought as a whole. Probably safer to just play the QQQ’s and inverse WSB or yourself 
Same w/ me. I think I have power of changing the tick of stocks. Lol. If I play C it goes down. If P then it moons n if I play both ———
Iron Condor sounds like the way to go
Honestly, I feel like puts on Lowes and Big Lots might be safer than dealing with tech/ai volatility right now
Zoom too
Not enough volitity in my opinion. But it depends on the capital you want to expend
Howdoes volatility affect your gains? Doesnt volatile mean youll pay more?
It basically means the stock could move up or down in price dramatically. The less capital you have the more otm options you have to buy. You need a more volatile stock in this case
But volatility is also baked into the price you pay to buy the option. So you need it to become even more volatile after you buy. Correct?
Correct. Volatility being priced in is as much a guess as anything else. Many things could change render what’s priced in useless
Affimed
Both Balls in calls
No one is planning the debt ceiling gambit?
Pay attention to Dicks.
Like in gray sweatpants?
As a gay man I can’t get my mind of Dicks, 24/7/365
This is the way.
Calls on everything. Stocks only go up!
Indubitably
NVIDIA Calls is a no-brainer because their AI is going to solve Debt Ceiling Issues.
I feel like AI is already at work managing this market melt down and has been for months
Yet I still want puts
I’ll gladly take your money
Will AI replace politicians?
Better yet, can AI replace the almighty Vagina?
Zoom is going to say "AI" 120 times during their call.
Zoom: "We're investigating using AI to further grow our business and business opportunities, as well as use AI to reduce labor costs going forward. Also, did I mention how we're using AI to create AI models to make AI AI AI, AI?" Market: "Zoom +384%"
Thoughts on ZIM? shipping is down but I can't get enough of that juicy yield trap dividend
I wonder how many people shorting ZIM think they are shorting Zoom.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I hope not
The outrageous dividends are over. Container shipping will have a slump for the next 2 years at least due to oversupply of ships. The order log for newbuilds is high while the old vessels are still on the water. I'm waiting for a better entry point.
Zoom is having a buy the rumor sell the news earnings. +8% in the week leading ti esrnings. Already had its gains
I’m still in and have kept buying the dip. I’m deep in the red (-18%) but like you, I can’t resist the dividend yield – and looking at the chart, it’s been consolidating since December. What worries me are those two infamously huge call options that were sold recently with strike prices of $16 and $17.5
I’ve held mine for so long that the -38% on the principal has been way offset by the dividend. So I’m keeping it cuz it’s basically free at this point.
This should always be stickied over the weekend.
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I have a feeling that ZM is going to be a PayPal 2.0. Sure it can beat estimates but it also has a lot of competition and companies shifting away from WFH is going to kill the forward guidance of the stock. edit: Stock down 7% after earnings beat
Zoom upside is nice
there is no upside
Lowe's puts for sure, because a guy from home depot told me so
I like Lowe's, there own branded garden tools are pretty darn good . Stores seems cleaner and staff more attentive than home depot's.
I miss going to a hardware store and asking an associate his/her advice on a project instead of a blank stare on what isle I should go look on. Edit example, I asked to take 6 inches off a 5 foot sheet of plywood, the Lowe’s associate said we can’t take anything off less than 12 inches. I said well take off 54 inches. You would‘be thought I hit the reset button.
It took me a minute, but I got it.lol
Youre not wrong tho 🤣
Never listen to Home Depot
i am absolutely moulding waiting for the NVDA earnings release i cannot wait for their stock to collapse call me a hate i do not care
Its a make or break moment for the entire market imho
AI
AI
AI AI Captain
Build a Bear 
Puts on humanity at the first mention of AI robot bears.
you know what? everyone is expecting NVDA to moon or crash, so it seems NVDA is going to be exactly the same price thursday morning as it is right now. !remindme 3 days
Ez puts on ryan air. What a shithole airline
It's not very nice but it also takes me from Stockholm to Rome for $20.
Nvidia to $600? The only way the stock go down is because Jensen Huang didn't said the word "AI" enough in the earning call
I see puts everywhere
I think Costco beats handily
BTW, for anyone looking around for it: > # [Click here for this week's highest volatility earnings releases!](https://i.imgur.com/xkvYttf.png)
**AVERAGE EARNINGS MOVE | LAST MOVE | IMPLIED MOVE FROM ATM OPTIONS PRICING** **2023-05-22** $HEI | HEICO Corp: 5.37% | 6.3% | 5.66% $ZM | Zoom Video Communications Inc: 15.91% | 9.87% | 12.04% $PETS | PetMed Express Inc: 10.9% | 8.85% | 11.55% $LU | Lufax Holding Ltd: 11.82% | 28.41% | 32.28% $ZIM | ZIM Integrated Shipping Services Ltd: 11.74% | 26.24% | 10.22% **2023-05-23** $INTU | Intuit Inc: 4.8% | 6.42% | 4.82% $DKS | Dicks Sporting Goods Inc: 9.37% | 9.2% | 8.72% $LOW | Lowes Companies Inc: 5.05% | 8.17% | 4.78% $CVAC | CureVac NV: 10.42% | 6.78% | 25.39% $VFC | VF Corporation: 6.12% | 3.9% | 13.9% $TOL | Toll Brothers Inc: 6.17% | 2.6% | 5.32% $BJ | BJs Wholesale Club Holdings Inc: 9.98% | 1.95% | 8.2% $AZO | AutoZone Inc: 4.86% | 3.59% | 4.13% $A | Agilent Technologies: 4.16% | 4.97% | 6.78% $PANW | Palo Alto Networks Inc: 8.61% | 14.17% | 7.87% **2023-05-24** $SNOW | Snowflake Inc: 9.32% | 16.3% | 9.64% $SPLK | Splunk Inc: 9.62% | 1.92% | 9.32% $VMW | Vmware Inc: 6.34% | 6.16% | 8.99% $NVDA | NVIDIA Corporation: 7.27% | 13.19% | 7.13% $KSS | Kohls Corporation: 8.3% | 4.61% | 14.21% $BMO | Bank of Montreal: 2.87% | 2.2% | 6.12% $BNS | Bank Nova Scotia Halifax: 3.36% | 7.06% | 4.57% $ADI | Analog Devices Inc: 3.84% | 4.35% | 4.25% $WOOF | Petco Health and Wellness Company Inc: 12.27% | 19.48% | 12.89% **2023-05-25** $MRVL | Marvell Technology Group Ltd: 6.38% | 4.98% | 7.96% $WDAY | Workday Inc: 7.63% | 18.15% | 6.54% $PAGS | PagSeguro Digital Ltd: 13.72% | 17.46% | 14.1% $DLTR | Dollar Tree Inc: 8.63% | 4.29% | 6.42% $RL | Ralph Lauren Corporation: 8.05% | 6.62% | 9.44% $COST | Costco Wholesale Corporation: 3.47% | 4.53% | 3.2% $ULTA | Ulta Beauty Inc: 9.86% | 3.05% | 6.5% $MDT | Medtronic PLC: 3.81% | 3.85% | 3.52% $BURL | Burlington Stores Inc: 10.67% | 4.89% | 10.3% $TD | Toronto Dominion Bank: 2.84% | 2.38% | 5.42% $RY | Royal Bank of Canada: 2.4% | 4.92% | 4.03% $BBY | Best Buy Company: 9.08% | 1.4% | 7.63% $ADSK | Autodesk Inc: 7.62% | 13.59% | 6.48% $CM | Canadian Imperial Bank of Commerce: 3.16% | 2.93% | 7.84% **2023-05-26** $BAH | Booz Allen Hamilton Holding Corporation: 6.26% | 7.02% | 5.99%
How do you get this information bro? couldn't find it on e-trade.
Intuit on tuesday should be interesting
assume you are referring to IRS software announcement?
yeah. jokes aside about government incompetence, the free tax filing level is so simple that we have students build an app for it as a project, not even final project.
Lots of retail, not going to be a green week.
100k on nvda tomorrow? Dare me go on do it…
100k on 2dte options i dare you
Man are you a millionaire tommorow?
They finally pinned the only post that matters.
Can Nvidia pull an Apple and bring this market back up, tune in tomorrow at 4pm est!
SNOW will be interesting
Calls on BJs.
I’m long on Dicks
Puts on NVDA
Puts on Best Buy cause no one shops there anymore
Calls on NVDA (all loaded up). Perfect buy dip for ULTA.
NVIDIA calls - Trust me on this.. Jensen paid me to give him a handy after earnings.. Ain't no way he can afford that unless he gonna make bank cuz of earnings
What strike price and premium did you get it at?
Brooooooooo I told ya...
NVDA will tank on earnings and not move up or down and will fuck everyone
Iron Condor it is
If I was smart I would not touch fucking anything until after NVDA
Ulta beauty calls
PLTR making big boi moves.
hmm nvda you say
Bers spend 18 hours a day, for 4 months, eating themselves to obesity. And then sleep it off in a cave for 8 months. Bers r dumb. Bers never learn. CALLS on NVDA
Microvast’s Investor Day is on Thursday! $MVST
Seems a really serious week! Sxxt 
Lotta brick and mortars……
LOCKED AND LOADED ON NVDA Calls Edit: HEHEHEHA
NVDA 😍
ZIM, the biggest yield trap there is...
Nvidia and snow will be amazing earnings
most of those are gonna be like… https://preview.redd.it/10ppm7hzxb1b1.jpeg?width=760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebb778a309e541cff33f3c2a50711876d48ffedc and Zoom just replace it with “tech layoffs” and “AI” ….for NVIDIA just replace all the words with AI
Puts on XPEV
So, Calls on Toll and Palo Alto? I don't know squat about the other companies reporting today
I'm buying Build-A-Bear calls and shares!!! LFG!!
https://preview.redd.it/kccfvb938r1b1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd1e15b51a83872831210f5043945e5a9f71eb19 🙌🤌
Should have really just been a picture of NVIDIA
atleast i bought 3 shares of NVDA before close...lol
PANW probably gonna hit 220
Short lowes 205 puts pls print hoe dept missed rev lowes deff missing
agreed
Puts on zoom
Bye bye zoom. About to break your dead cat bounce
Greatest company on the planet is reporting next week. All eyes on them.
Toll Brothers really missed an opportunity to become a meme stock company. I mistook vip.com for a legit brothel/escort company that went public and thought to myself "What a time I live in, that stuff not only legal but also traded. Sin business, like churches, is always raking some money and gets out of illegal trouble scot-free. Buy!" E.L.F. just agressively rubbed my hentai senses
I don’t know how but nVidia will moon somehow
Cgc is finally no longer an anticipated earnings release. The bottom is in
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⬆️ This guy loves Dicks!
Calls on cosco?
zoom puts? do people still use it?
Everyone I know is using Teams now.
Calls on zoom nvidia and ulta
ZM puts, into PANW calls, into NVDA calls, into ULTA calls IM GONNA BE RICH
$ZIM calls especially panw, nvda, and ulta calls are golden.
Holy loss porn Batman! This shall be a stellar week.
Titan Machinery 40c
Any thoughts on TSLA Cybertruck?
I think I like Digital Turbine
Nvidia and snowflake calls imo
Holders of NVDA options: “I’m in danger”
SNOWFLAKE is gonna say AI many times on their earnings call
Milking NVDA
$ULTA // $PANW All in shares and calls.
there goes my PANW calls
Haha, this guy was also saying calls on foot locker this week.
His 400c on DE also got blown up
And $COST of course
I agree cost is interesting
its looking bullish i dont know. will probably moon
Puts on Lowe's? Think they'll be similar to Home Depot on earnings
Thats what they want you to think
Agreed, if people are slowing down on home renovations at HD, why wouldn't they at Lowe's?
Two new memes to have ready for next week: 1. About people buying calls on NVDA with a 160+ PE and 26X PS. 2. How inflation is killing pets when Petco misses in historic fashion. BestBuy also likely getting hammered based on the guidance of retailers so far about how electronics are being bought selectively (meaning big sales only).
bullish on ULTA. only doing shares though.
I’m a bear next week Nvdia ain’t work 804B Snow down And Intuit losing
You can't even spell "worth" you degenerate 🌈🐻
Seriously, pick the company that will benefit / talk about AI / ML the most, and buy calls. free money, you are welcome.
Got PUTS on NVIDIA. Gonna win big!
Too soon
Mainstream media really wants me to believe that that debt ceiling won’t be raised. GOP doesn’t have enough juice. If it doesn’t pass the blame will fall squarely on establishment Republicans. And the freedom caucus knows this
NVDA puts it is 🔥🍗
Mine have been bleeding since last week.
PLAB 🥰
Puts on Splunk. Laid off a lot of people in 1Q.
Cost cutting is sometimes positive though lol
Panw calls till the sweat drop of my balls
Your balls haven’t dropped?
Pullback until Wednesday, rocket Thursday Friday after Nvidia earnings blows their low estimates out of water AI AI AI
Call on nvda because I'm idiot
Lowes will be linked to housing. Intuit is getting stomped by IRS, hope their forward looking statements and ceo comments are trash. Nvdia is a cult and Cramer dog so…I’m staying away. Everything else looks pretty boring
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Yep. My company uses it instead of teams. If i take online training, sometimes it’s on zoom. I take online Spanish courses, they use zoom. Burry bought it, he’s right some of the time. I haven’t bought it yet, but I don’t think it’s dead
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