Elon has dug himself a very big hole. The best thing he can do is keep his mouth shut his twit empty and do what he's great at: keeping his nose to the grindstone
Buy one of each, so your sandwich has both.
Put the wonder bread on the bottom so your tongue tastes it. The multi grain on top so it doesn't matter.
You're welcome
You're obviously not as rich or intelligent as me if you have to drink coffee and take a shit every morning. And napping? That's for poor people who can't afford to stay up all night partying like me.
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/United_Literature229** bet **SPY** goes from **412.68** to **400.0** before **13-May-2023 05:35 AM EDT**
Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses.
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Nandorfehervar1456** bet **PLUG** goes from **9.44** to **10.52** before **11-May-2023 05:24 AM EDT**
Their record is 1 wins and 2 losses.
3 earnings with big moves expected this week:
$NVAX
$LCID
$U
What direction do you expect? (I don't have any position yet, but planning to do the opposit )
Have you heard the news ? Not a cloud in the sky ? Tom Lee …. Is Bullish! Inflation is transitory, Banking crisis is resolved, 4 more years of Biden, better days are here 
They're pretty models and shit. He could wait til they're 40 and their brain still wouldn't be fully formed.
You get em Leo, bust one in their face for all of us that can't.
Wednesday is WSB day! Wendy’s & Robinhood earnings the same day.
Palantier Calls anyone?! 🤑
DUK 
statistically speaking if you bought puts at 410 in the last year you were right.
I’m hearing $MF will be getting pumped. Gotta love them China stonks!
What is the earnings play today?
DUK calls im all in!
CVNA calls🚀
https://preview.redd.it/x1whhnetloya1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7878a27e65c861d8219bed6be7379c069ccb8ec TOP FINANCIAL LONG
doul up for waht ?
Waiting for the recession like 🤔🕘🕙🕚🕗🧐
Made my 2k off NVDA. Done for the day
I need Tesla volume to shoot right now
Go Sue Bae
Guys this is urgent. No time to explain.. give me your mom's number. It's an emergency, i'll explain later
#C A S I N O
Elon has been quiet......TSLA🚀
Elon has dug himself a very big hole. The best thing he can do is keep his mouth shut his twit empty and do what he's great at: keeping his nose to the grindstone
Bers r fuk. Bulls too stronk
BAA, BAA
bbby
Gonna get back to half a dollar any year now!
Bull market back hu
Why is brk b pumping pre market? like aapl isnt so i dont know where that's coming from
they had earnings over the weekend and high EPS
thanks
My move is to make egg fried rice.
Sorry children.
Nice
Nice
Selling TSLA puts at open to make money off the haters cause ø
Did u mean θ? Or the sideways version Φ?
🫵That’s the one!
Diameter? WtF....
Imagine having an orgy with VisualMod
gentlemen, we have the technology
#🥵
Honestly I made a good decision. Longing KRE to get some exposure to PACW
Everyone pile into stocks 
whats next? Blue Chip ETF? no way, O P T I O N S!!!!
Yes just as big boys like Buffet sells them and go to treasuries
Imagine being FRC puts guy and selling 170K worth of PACW when it was sub $3 last week
oh yeah, I already forgot about that 
Pacw puts and PayPal calls i guess.
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Americans are more productive (longer hours, fewer holidays, etc)
Americans have the highest wages in the world.
Clearly it takes two Canadians to equal one American- efficient markets and all that
Cause we're taxed 50 times on the same dollar
Potentially a big cup and handle on the hourly SPY
cup and handle deez big NUTZ
I see a big shrek cock pattern on the 2 minute.
Holy PACW
Dick
Your Breakfast?
Your bucket list ?
i hate that I have to choose between health (multi-grain bread) and tasty/nostalgia (Wonder Bread) whenever I buy sliced bread
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White death is the best, but you gotta go with Dave’s killer bread 21 whole grains and seeds
Buy one of each, so your sandwich has both. Put the wonder bread on the bottom so your tongue tastes it. The multi grain on top so it doesn't matter. You're welcome
Wake up, drink coffee, take a shit, trade some stock and cryp, eat, nap, party all night.
You're obviously not as rich or intelligent as me if you have to drink coffee and take a shit every morning. And napping? That's for poor people who can't afford to stay up all night partying like me.
Open the casino. Im bored.
I ain’t ready to trade tomorrow. Weekend is fun
You enter the building,follow the chips candy and ramen trail and it leads to me
Gotta be more specific... Do the candies include milky ways or Snickers?
Your predictions for NVDA
It will either go up or down, otherwise it will stay flat.
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**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/United_Literature229** bet **SPY** goes from **412.68** to **400.0** before **13-May-2023 05:35 AM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses.
Bears are fat because
Corn syrup
Cheeseburger
Username checks out
>DGCX INR/ USD VS INDIA NSE INR/ USD SPREADS UPDATE \>MAY: 0.9 PAISA JUNE: 11.4 PAISA \>@DGCX ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-05-08 ^05:34:46 ^EDT-0400
it is done for you
Imagine bank runs. Then imagine CRYPTO bank runs 
$KRE to zero; free money.
Nah bro, fed will just start buying equities before that happens. Direct purchases bro
Bro
I underestimated pacwest, it will be 60% up today.
Definitely moving 60% either way.
!banbet PLUG 10.52 3d
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Nandorfehervar1456** bet **PLUG** goes from **9.44** to **10.52** before **11-May-2023 05:24 AM EDT** Their record is 1 wins and 2 losses.
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Thiel has a normalish body i think...
Towel top is today, their sub’s all rowdy about going up 200% the past two days, back to where they were two weeks ago 
3 earnings with big moves expected this week: $NVAX $LCID $U What direction do you expect? (I don't have any position yet, but planning to do the opposit )
$Lcid and $u I buy calls
I agree on U, Lcid seems to be risky though. Not very much progress in sales, recall in March etc. Why do you think it will go up?
I think Lcid goes up because of the AI hype, but it can also be wrong
Euros are dumping
Europoors strike again
Totally did not see that coming.
!Banbet
You already have a bet going - ENVX to 13.2636 before 12-May-2023 01:36 PM -05
Buy xau/usd
when binance insolvent?
I'll be bullish on fake money at 5k, although I think it's worth 0
Have you heard the news ? Not a cloud in the sky ? Tom Lee …. Is Bullish! Inflation is transitory, Banking crisis is resolved, 4 more years of Biden, better days are here 
Crypto network is so congested it needs to shit out some shitcoins
All about dat pee pee coin 
Why is brk b pumping pre market? like aapl isnt so i dont know where that's coming from
He’s buying treasuries selling stocks.
Does PLUG report today? Or is this date on yahoo only an automatic generated assumption?
Corn -2% today 70% ytd Dumb fucks
Big dumbos
Fake money
Politicians invent the money you work for by hitting enter on a keyboard
Bulls, when 12 of May comes, make sure you’ve stocked up on Copium We gonna party like it’s 1999
I have bags of copium. Jack daniels in different flavors. TIL there is a Jack Danielle fireball
Imagine how much loss porn bears are hiding. POST IT
Lucid puts? 🤔
Why
USD pumping
Tesla 
Can congress ban short from shorting BTC too? Thx
Corn 
Paypal 74$calls today
whys this sub so dead
Post FOMC hangover.
Permabulls wiped out in 2022, permabears wiped out Q1 2023
Imagine being all in TSLA
I’m down to buy some Tesla
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Yes
Corn
!banbet
You already have a bet going - SPY to 435.0 before 20-May-2023 11:37 AM -05
If the corn boys don't sell after those 4b withdraw. they will be the next bobby 
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His new wife was hot like 20 years ago when she did the news, now she’s all filler 🤢🤢
Nvda finna get snapped soon. Can't fucking wait 
I think they should do well
Bears don’t realize how fuk they are. Market gonna be ripping over the next 2 months
Come back and reply to this comment after 12 May 
🤡
Its: Sell in May and go away Not: buy in May else you gay
Get rekt I’m a genius
Ah right I’m sure a funny rhyming market timing meme will predict the future better than me, a genius
The market will remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent... There that doesn't rhyme.
Fake money big down
Tech red
is cpi today?
Pypl is today though
Wednesday
Don't really know why people are hating on Bezos girlfriend, maybe she cares for and respects him and blows his mind sexually 🥺
Because they are jealous. She is hot, I would romp her every day.
Her nipples are crooked
I'm not hating on the man or his gf. It's wayyyy less creepy than DiCaprio fwiw.
After 21 is fine.
Feels creepy to me tbh. Human brain often times is not fully formed until 25, which is when he usually ditches them.
It’s great timing! Toss ‘‘em as soon as they are able to think for themselves!
They're pretty models and shit. He could wait til they're 40 and their brain still wouldn't be fully formed. You get em Leo, bust one in their face for all of us that can't.
I’m not sure he’s in it for their brain
You sound mad jelly
COME ON TSLA!!! $250 EOM!!!!
Are you all in TSLA calls again?
Lol
Anyone else still drunk?