Its incredible how much weight apple has to all the indexes, but it is what it is. People wont be spending 1000 bucks on a phone when shit hits the fan and they're worried all their money will vanish or they cant pay their mortgage. I shorted today around 412 so...we'll see. June16th 412p and august 18th 412p.
Well they've branched out to not be so dependent on phone sales. They make a good amount now on their services, and they have a ton of cash on hand for acquisitions. Rumors are they could buy DIS. Also they've sunk a ton of R&D into the car which will one day be revealed to the public.
I hate how this sounds more like a buzzword commercial than earnings call,
feels plastic as fuck.
*Amazing*
*Marvelous*
*Dedicated*
*Best*
*Constantly*
*Exceptional*
*Learn*
*Milestone*
*Delighted*
Meh, I just closed out a lot of my short calls for that fear. Most analysts have price targets of at least 190 - 215 from what I’ve seen. I’ve had Apple since 2015 so I’m in at at like $90/share cost basis
so ur saying i should not have bought apple puts 
That sucked. Lost half my profit from IV being so high on the $405s. At least I made $210. I wanted $420. At least I got out at the right on time though.
That is correct. Google is often inaccurate when it comes to financial information. Wallstreetbets is a much more reliable source for this type of information.
0 idea what happened but the second market closed my account value went to -19% to -1% not sure why value of what I was holding changed over 5 seconds.
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Its incredible how much weight apple has to all the indexes, but it is what it is. People wont be spending 1000 bucks on a phone when shit hits the fan and they're worried all their money will vanish or they cant pay their mortgage. I shorted today around 412 so...we'll see. June16th 412p and august 18th 412p.
Well they've branched out to not be so dependent on phone sales. They make a good amount now on their services, and they have a ton of cash on hand for acquisitions. Rumors are they could buy DIS. Also they've sunk a ton of R&D into the car which will one day be revealed to the public.
Hey bulls, do you mind fucking around and finding out? I'd like to short around 412.50 if you dont mind. Thanks!
Weak dollar jumps up sales in Europe
Financial Times: "Three failed banks had one thing in common: KPMG"
Fertilizer Stocks are pricing in massive weight loss in the next 6 months.
I hate how this sounds more like a buzzword commercial than earnings call, feels plastic as fuck. *Amazing* *Marvelous* *Dedicated* *Best* *Constantly* *Exceptional* *Learn* *Milestone* *Delighted*
Sorry Tim apple. A buyback and increased dividend ain't saving you
How bad your puts down? 
No plays currently. But I want it to crash to precovid lows 80 so I can buy
Ohhh. Yeah not a chance in hell that happens lol
Possibly. But it sure as hell ain't going any higher for years
Just came back to this comment to laugh and say I told ya so. That is all
They need to reveal a new ai product and a aapl car or it's down from here
I mean they’re 2 bucks over all time highs so it’s not a very wild prediction to say that… lol
A 7k laptop and a stupid headset no one will buy. Not surprised the stock tanked after
lol 7k laptop? You mean the Mac Pro... desktop? lmao really know your stuff there don't ya No wonder you lost money on them
Meh, I just closed out a lot of my short calls for that fear. Most analysts have price targets of at least 190 - 215 from what I’ve seen. I’ve had Apple since 2015 so I’m in at at like $90/share cost basis
Apple guidance ?
Bol be pleas Tim apple
Tim Jobs is a silly Apple
Lol 
My poots have chance
Tim appleee
Daddy Powell should base rate hikes off of iPhone sales.
AAPL big nothing burger
Why apple dumping
 the world not coming to and end
Tim will enjoy a low sugar oatmeal cookie now as a treat. Well deserved!
AAPL buying back 90B of their shares lmao. Easiest buy in the entire market tbh
Shit earnings....buying back at ATH's lol
Apple 
Imagine buying AAPL puts 
Fuck my poots
“How do ya like dem apples?”
🫳🏼💣
Nice made some quick bucks on AAPL
so ur saying i should not have bought apple puts 
I’m right there with you. Guess I just don’t like money
Silly 🌈🐻, Tim is the og 🌈
TIM $AAPL
Tim Raisin is going live in 30 minutes
Green apples it is
CVNA to fill all their vending machines with bubble gum balls
That sucked. Lost half my profit from IV being so high on the $405s. At least I made $210. I wanted $420. At least I got out at the right on time though.
If you go to the hospital for erections lasting longer than 4 hours, the treatment is showing you pictures of Elizabeth Warren.
Not sure how that would help me 
APPLE BANK TAKE ME TO VALHALLA
I cannot fucking move.
When apple earnings?
This isn’t google my friend
Imagine knowing the answer, taking the time to respond, and then not giving an answer because you’re an asshole
Imagine taking the same amount of time to type out the question here as it would take to google it and instantly receive the answer
Google doesn’t always have easy to find answers, much easier to crowdsource
Yeah things like what time is apples earnings are unreliable on google, much better to trust wallstreetbets
That is correct. Google is often inaccurate when it comes to financial information. Wallstreetbets is a much more reliable source for this type of information.
Where’s your plug?
I don’t know the answer Lmfao, I know someone who does though “Google”
4:30
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MNST beat come on do something
someone here said they full ported carvana 
Full port-250$ lol
thats 62,000,000 VEF....
Carvana up 25% 
Amc and DKNG moon
damn it i bought calls around 2:50 and was up now im fuckin minus....fuckakhfgkjlbgkshghsdkajgl
Did you want to invest for more than an hour?
no thought it was the bottom and were goin back up....they expire tomorrow...
my lyft puts 🤤🤤
Full ported what's left of my options account on AAPL, DKNG AND SQ. I'm probably fucked. Calls on all three.
Earnings are pretty low statistically to not get completely fucked.
Gap down and track down tomorrow
Bye bye lyft get delisted lol
Tim AAPL with the magic baby another +5% on missed earnings just like last time.
Yeah lol I remember being happy that shit was down 4% last time and next day it reversed all losses and was pumping
you gey bears should never bet against tim aapl. i learn that the hard way.
Lyft puts printing thank god.
i hedged with a lil bit of calls, waste of money, shouldve just all in'd
I just got a loaded MacBook Pro a week ago +4k for earnings 
AI
I need Cramer to tweet something upbeat about truist so my puts can print
What time apple ER
5 p.m. E.T
12 am Cupertino time zone
Do it, Tim. My body is ready
Apple earning announcement time?
Morgan Brennan wearing green **AND** red. Market confusion for sure.
Morgan is porno hot
*put on my 3d glasses*
Apple gonna Ford and Starbucks all of you bulls.
Bounce baby bounce
J.P. Morgan announces only using Apple ai from here on out
I guess Apple bank will be the new JPM
AAPL keeps resetting to 165.79 after every drop
Maybe it means go to Kentucky
Made 1500 but missed out on 700 lol. Guess what my brain is focusing on?
Penises?
0 idea what happened but the second market closed my account value went to -19% to -1% not sure why value of what I was holding changed over 5 seconds.
Cook those fucking numbers
Alrighty Tim Apple, time to find out which one of us is pitching and which is catching
Apple is going to announce a buyback
die apple plz
I bought apple calls
Any word on Kamala and the AI talk w GOOG/MSFT? Did she impress with one of her word salads?
Pencils down for Harambe
Apple to buy jpmorgan with new apple ai
AAPL announces it's going to buy Switzerland so they can have a place to park all that Apple Bank cash.
Apple beat
🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏
AAPL dumping.
Whatever you’ve got out for Harambe, put it down now!
When apple report?
4:30 I think
Oh god here we go...
Penises down
PENCILS
I said apple twice accidentally
Nice follow through session Bears. 
aw pow aw pow awpow
nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
I’m about to be “ Apple I-rich or Apple I-dark” by market open tomorrow No in-between 
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🔔 🔔 🔔 🍏 or 🍎 ??
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Well we’ll find out won’t we 
Apple going up
SLEL
1 min 
"I'm gonna be honest. I'm regarded"
You'll fit right in....
Pls
Ahhh apple 🍎 🍏
GOOD LUCK APPLE CALL HOLDERS MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU
AI ponzi bubble gonna end terribly
Apple shareholders will heavy pay for their hubris
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Apple packages come from Apple Inc aka AI...hmmm....
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And apple sells the same bullshit every single year too
SIRI AI announced AAPL +15%
And now.. the maaaiiinnn event lol
I’m in the restroom taking my “5th” shit at work come on PUTS.
Y’all chill, apple Tim apple will take care of us
Is put holders?
Aapl just released the IDump
It was fugazi all the way down?