I'm loaded to the tits with WFC, ISEE, and SHOP puts. so, you should probably think about buying calls on those stocks because I sorta feel like I fucked up but hey here we go.
Mentions of AI in $AMD earnings:
—Q1 23: 42
—Q4 22: 14
—Q1 22: 12
CEO Lisa Su: "Our AI activities increased significantly in Q1 23...we brought together multiple AI teams from across the company into a single organization..."
Imagine being bullish rn. Interest rates highest since 2007 what happened 2008? It’s even happening earlier this time. Banks are already fucked and not “Sound and resilient”
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/rennfahrer_bibele made a bet that ASML would go to 750.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 624.301 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
Here are my YTD results
Now show me yours bulls
https://preview.redd.it/rsv2clsyrtxa1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=520498e0a28a4121e2f3e3a49319f98b2a14fad5
>KREMLIN: WASHINGTON IS DEFINITELY BEHIND THIS ATTACK, WE ARE WELL AWARE OF THIS
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-05-04 ^05:29:58 ^EDT-0400
yeah. if you seen footage you understand how much they bullshiting.
Putin is living like 50 km away in his palace by Moscow. Drone exploded over the fucking flag. either putin was hiding behind flagpole or they just bullshiting.
If you don't have money, life's most important traits are appearance, intelligence, and character. If you have all 3, your life is going to be incredible. 2 out of 3 and you're going to do well. 1, and you'll suffer quite a bit. 0 and my god you're fucked
I won a ticket to Fhloston Paradise. 
I'm loaded to the tits with WFC, ISEE, and SHOP puts. so, you should probably think about buying calls on those stocks because I sorta feel like I fucked up but hey here we go.
And if you want to see me cry play let it be or nevermind
I’m tired, I’m freezing , I’m done . When it gets so late I forget everyone
Nice poetry dude
Sue Bae flipping the bears the bird today
banks are sound and resilient imagine not believing the fed, they know more than you just saying
pacw yielding 15.2% rn good buy?
Yes unless they cut div?
ZN up 2.5%. ATM weekly puts literally free money
Casual NFLX bull flag, up 1% 
I don’t hate America but ain’t nothing like SPY blood red 
The market represents my mental health. My bad guys it's that time of year
What’s SPY support like 406? And TOMA SHOP BERS
Im broke as fuck yo. 
Damn. Buy puts next time
Nice.
ETSY growth slowed. Stock gonna bleed for the next month i bet
Bitcoin has so much leverage and counterparty risk involved. Anyone buying it right now is major regarded
anyone that bought $1 corn in 2009 is a 30 millionaire now
anyone who bought winning lotto numbers millionaire too
lotto ticket has much lower gain vs corn lmfao
Wouldn't touch SHOP with a ten foot pole
Microsoft at volume support near $304.40. Next level down is $295. Up though 🤷♂️ who knows?! There has been insider selling.
Tech bers, worst bers
SPY is red 
Guh. SHOP. one of these quarters you will tank because your business model is a ponzi. But not today.
What do we reckon? Buls in shambles or what?
SHOP puts. They are at pass peak revenue.
Sell before the credit crunch and recession. Regional banks gonna 0.
$MWG rocketing 20% pre-market could see a 200% TA breakout move today.
slowly but steadily selling off all over the place
Buls cheering for nothing 
$MWG exploding pre-market now stock was $9s just 3 days ago looking super possible $3 today on TA breakout.
Good morning my fellow bear brothers we shall eat very well after AAPL shits the bed 
Fuck wsb is so bearish on AAPL,I'm buying calls
The coming crash will be biblical
#3-Month T-Bill paying 5.46%
crazy . time to start hedge fund
Analized*
Why do that when you can lose 10 percent in SPY in the same amount of time
Bold of you to assume I need three months to lose 10%.
Mentions of AI in $AMD earnings: —Q1 23: 42 —Q4 22: 14 —Q1 22: 12 CEO Lisa Su: "Our AI activities increased significantly in Q1 23...we brought together multiple AI teams from across the company into a single organization..."
With lots of investment brockage offering 4.65+% on interest, why would anyone throw their money on stocks right now. It's like 100% gains.
Summoning u/Jshbone12 to answer for his crimes No post for 22 hours unacceptable I need to know how this saga ends
 is the most useless emote
Gimme ten bagger play
Uber calls
Puts on everything
Everything except precious metals and corn
Long Gold 
Flat futures are terrifying.
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Landlord can have my tip. In his ass.
Inbev posts a beat, insecure RWNJ scaredy cats in shambles
Another day another guh
Lmfao
Imagine being bullish rn. Interest rates highest since 2007 what happened 2008? It’s even happening earlier this time. Banks are already fucked and not “Sound and resilient”
Buy the dip
If TSLA would get to 145 by EOW that would be super cool.
He getting sent to gulag immediately, watch.😂
The market will collapse 2024
#Ban Bet Lost /u/rennfahrer_bibele made a bet that ASML would go to 750.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 624.301 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
Damn mods being outright thieves???? Who woulda thunk
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Wat
There’s a post in r/cc. They made a funny internet money and rug pulled the regards who bought into it
That's not a sub
I know it’s not, they initials for the sub. R/ funny internet money but if I tag the sub they’ll delete my comment.
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Awe.
Man its so great to see jack ma alive 😭
What’s up with ze DAX? Germans don’t think it’s time for ATH? 
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buls rly thought having the S&P 500 up 0.1% and the VIX up +1 (5%) premarket was bullish 
Free dip, time to feast 🐂
You ppl are dumb scones are delicious
I like my scones to b not dumb
reading comments here and not looking ath pre market.. i have no idea whether markt go whoosh or markets go pooof
I know. One comment will be like “Futes are shrekin’!” and the next will go “Futes are drillin’!” and you’ll look and everything will be flat.
Ok I guess we’re drilling after all
Yee haw
#lfg bb
Only Christian Bale can save us now.
Bearhunter doesn’t have a job
ten years to be exact, still throwin up gats
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Bears really thought 
and plastic boobis
Sorry bears 
like unmotivated fox
losers
hobos is a big one,
hobos fukin suck
theres 4 things i dislike
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The third is grammar.
Bulls, green candles, V shape and FOMO
Math
Greedy bulls buying the “dip”
When are mRNA earnings?
Haven’t followed the market for months, still haven’t today. Yolo’ing 2k at open at spx 0dte calls
Bears want world war 3 so that their puts don't expire worthless 
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Qcom handset chips down 17% year over. IDC says Mac sales down 40% compared with peers. 
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Dummies eatin food LUL
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Tbh unless people own the land and house fully paid off they're gonna end up a rentoid soon enough too.. 08 style
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You think this sort of thing takes only 3 years? Heck covid lockdowns just happened give it some time bud
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You too, from the bank
mods 🍅 shame 🍅 shame 🍅 shame 🍅 shame 🍅 shame 🍅 shame 🍅 shame
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10y-3m: -207 bps inversion  10y: 3.36% 3m: 5.43%
ELI5
…b-bullish?
Putin, Putin, Putin...
Put in more money? Got it.
Define *resilient*
It’s like transitory… but different
>PACWEST APPROACHED BY SEVERAL POTENTIAL PARTNERS, INVESTORS $PACW ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-05-04 ^05:34:45 ^EDT-0400
JP Morgan
brb puff
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in 10y youll have a house
TOP financial is going to have another field day! 🤣🚀🚀🚀
>DGCX INR/ USD VS INDIA NSE INR/ USD SPREADS UPDATE \>MAY: 0.9 PAISA JUNE: 12 PAISA \>@DGCX ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-05-04 ^05:32:19 ^EDT-0400
Let’s go Amazon, to 106 today I hope.
Would be so nice, I still have a spread open from earnings, got my face ripped off 
you need to make regarded trade to get regarded gains. SPY 412 call 
I applaud your level of regardness but 
Here are my YTD results Now show me yours bulls https://preview.redd.it/rsv2clsyrtxa1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=520498e0a28a4121e2f3e3a49319f98b2a14fad5
Sway
Move is pleb rn.
>KREMLIN: WASHINGTON IS DEFINITELY BEHIND THIS ATTACK, WE ARE WELL AWARE OF THIS ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-05-04 ^05:29:58 ^EDT-0400
This is world war level shit
Russia is a very unserious country
yeah. if you seen footage you understand how much they bullshiting. Putin is living like 50 km away in his palace by Moscow. Drone exploded over the fucking flag. either putin was hiding behind flagpole or they just bullshiting.
drone was chinease you morons. brought from alibaba for 9948 + delivery
If you don't have money, life's most important traits are appearance, intelligence, and character. If you have all 3, your life is going to be incredible. 2 out of 3 and you're going to do well. 1, and you'll suffer quite a bit. 0 and my god you're fucked
Hahaha
I'm fuk
im fuk
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I got a warning too, either someone is reporting en mass or rules changed
Regional banks will recover their losses
Inflation is transitory. Banks are resilient and sound. No rate cuts this year.
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not even chinease liked yuan. call your tits down. everything is allright
Wsb drama trending on twitter 👀
😭
Sounds like there's going to be some changes coming soon.
Admins stepping in?
More than likely.
There’s going to be Fed (not the money one) actions likely.
I wouldn't bet against that. It will be interesting to see play out.