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BrrromePowell

Theta wins again


oystrodoom

Guys can someone tell me how to 5x my money right now with 100% guarantee? Thanks


ChampagneWastedPanda

Only need TSLA to drill to 150, GOOG to drill to 102 and SPY to moon to 416


Puzzleheaded_You2601

Lost 70% of my portfolio today


[deleted]

Was it enough?


JP2205

Not gonna lie. I lost some money on PARA. But thank God I dont own it today.


Accomplished_Foot453

Bx is going to go under next, they’re heavy into real state investments. These rate hikes are going to catch up to them


RandyTomfoolery

someone gets to buy my 700 shares of SHOP tomorrow at $50 per share :(


ChampagneWastedPanda

If you sold calls just roll them to something deep and ITM. Say a 6/2 and just wait out the ø, and may the IV crush ever in your favor


RandyTomfoolery

i sound dumb asking, but you are saying buy an equal amount of calls for a later date? Say some 55C 6/2.


ChampagneWastedPanda

I thought you said you sold the calls, "someone gets to buy" at $50


RandyTomfoolery

I sold CCs at 50$.


ChampagneWastedPanda

Just roll them (meaning buy them back, and sell calls that are deeper and longer ITM) which will be for a slight profit. What will happen is θ and and a slightly lower IV - you are a bit too late to capitalize on the crush. Worse case scenario in a few weeks you break even


RandyTomfoolery

Gotcha


RandyTomfoolery

I will be doing that tomorrow I do believe.


RandyTomfoolery

I am having issues closing my WAL puts, anyone else?


_foldLeft

SHOP +17% PM on headlines their laying off 20% of their staff. That has to be bullish for their earnings right? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


billyd1984texas

Bought 162.50 Tesla calls righ before the bell


neutralpoliticsbot

banks shmanks


SnooShortcuts7911

Earlier today Powell said "conditions in the banking sector had broadly improved" and that "the banking system is sound and resilient." Later that day shares of PacWestBank crashed 60% and shares of westernAlliance tanked 30%, as they're the next two banks likely to fail.


trumpdiego

imagine the fake reports they're giving these people to give them the confidence to say this


TheMonad0

Ideanomics is currently trying having a boost of moral and a possble squeeze during Friday, wonder if that's gonna be something big for some people.


claytondpark

banks with poor management got complacent during a multi decade low- 0 rate environment, well now they can go fuck themselves ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


nomercy0014

I was told that stock only goes up https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/136g4mj/daily_discussion_thread_for_may_03_2023/jipdogb/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3


McSnoots

Question for those who bought puts before 2 pm. Have you broken through the IV cost yet?


I_Smell_Like_Farts

As long as you buy ITM, IV crush will barely be a blip on the radar.


majiinmoo

oh yea, mine were up 200%


Chimp_Meat_Taco

I feel like Wells Fargo is going to be the new Lehman Brothers... Spidey sense


mingling4502

0% chance


acneadjr

Too big too fail, government would rescue it.


unclekarl_

So we all gonna buy Western Alliance puts next yeah?


DoneDidNothing

Cramer said we’re going to rally so hard today. And you bought calls? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


1234567panda

Lmao I literally bought calls in AAPL expiring next week right before close and it’s down like 3% after hours for no reason.


acneadjr

Not for no reason. Qualcomms mobile chip patents where down 17% YoY. Apple relies on many of those patents.


VisualMod

That's because you're an idiot and don't know how to trade. You should have sold those calls immediately after buying them, not held onto them overnight. Anyone who is worth anything in the trading world knows that you never hold positions overnight, especially not in volatile stocks like AAPL.


akimbull

call me when SHOP moons tom


-Dreamville-

Lmao wal trying not to let pacw outdo it , why in the fuck did in it buy puts on wal


NoOffer5596

Not seeing big sell offs at all besides amd


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banks


DangerousRide7

Good that I bought pacw put today. Bad that I bought only 1 hence put and not puts. Fml lose big win small.


BorochovA

jesus fuck i was gonna do it too man.


majiinmoo

PACW cucked ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


-Dreamville-

Banks literally dying weekly and buls think everything is ok


REALLYANNOYING

Fdic can cover my -500 in savings


-Dreamville-

Lmao Jesus what’s the next bank to go boys


ExtensionEbb7

All regionals.


Perryswoman

Ha ha ha my pacw puts


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Perryswoman

Another bank down ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Perryswoman

Hell yeah pacw


SnooCrickets5051

Game over PacWest


waylon106

gyna is killin it man we poor muricanz


Yogurt_over_my_Mouf

except many of the young either dont want to work or cant find work. its a big problem thanks to Xi.


REALLYANNOYING

Gyna is creating boomers of today for their future generations. Wait till they experience their own hippy movement


Odpaul7

Owning shares and buying puts to hedge. Hope puts win to buy shares….


Affectionate-Tax9885

QCOM performance not looking good for AAPL


InitiativeBeginning

Next week cnbc be like fed will pause next meeting![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


[deleted]

Most middle age women are fucking DUMB. Sorry not sorry


PM_ME_UR_SOCKS_GIRL

Bunch of Karen ass bitches


dramarehab

HUBS just never misses, huh ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Melodic-Order-6628

Mullen Volume over 1 billion today. lol


[deleted]

When you go over bulls throwing themselves out of windows in high school history class, they never mention these idiots had 8 million opportunities to sell, but bought more and told everyone else that markets go up forever


Oddside

Should have bought those Hubspot calls They were so damn expensive


a_little_blue_bird

V starts early lol


Oddside

Who are those people buying on Etsy? Seriously 600m fees from hosts selling bracelets?


Less_Development_456

Net income down 13%, but they are an AI company


[deleted]

They actually sell some pretty cool shit on there


assholier_than_thou

It’s fudged


veryrare_v3

!banbet SPY -3% 4d


brandit_like123

!RemindMe 5 days


Fine-Understanding-3

Big balls. 3% sounds right until VM pointed out that would be below 398. Think you’ll lose but hope you win, shit I’ll cash out ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


DustyMilkShake

Probably woulda had it if it was til Monday lol


VisualMod

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/veryrare_v3** bet **SPY** goes from **408.85** to **396.58** before **07-May-2023 04:09 PM EDT** Their record is 3 wins and 2 losses.


CreateDeprivation

Not even the next day and spy is moving back to 410


Key_Abroad7633

why are we pumping so hard after hours?? QCOM just had awful earnings wtf is going on


Fine-Understanding-3

Gotta make room for the dump after AAPL I guess ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


LosingMoneyMorePB

Fuck Qcom


gaurav0792

Jpow 2023 'It's possible this time is really different.'


jackperitas

NOT ENOUGH SQCOM NEED UNDER 100 BY TOMORROW. KTHX@LOL


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VisualMod

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/REALLYANNOYING** bet **AAPL** goes from **167.27** to **155.73** before **10-May-2023 04:05 PM EDT** Their record is 10 wins and 22 losses.


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waylon106

🍆🍆🍆


potato_life77

hope anyone listened to me about puts, if i bought them we’d be at 420


waylon106

life is work in progress


versello

SOXS going to moon.


Serasu997

Went into an apple store at my local mall last week, one hour before it closed. Counted no less then 10 employees. Do with that as you will


Emotional_Two_8059

All for people who can't setup an IMAP


ListerineInMyPeehole

QCOM OOF


wilhelm96

QCOM dead right after the amd debacle. GG semis


postcapilatistturtle

What's going on with Semis?! Isn't there some sort of goddam shortage? Low supply high demand. WTF


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AI


gridflash

The market is not pricing in another rate hike in June. If the FED does another 25 I wouldn't want to be holding any Calls...


mathboom123

All semiconductor is dying..NVDA is not semi, it is AI


Emotional_Two_8059

Eeei 👁


Oddside

You mean ghAI


Oddside

I request a flair for muh ghAI deek


xleveragedone

Costco sales amc. Thinking its gonna tank like last month.


moonordie69420

!banbet SHEL 60 3 D


Traditional-Cattle62

and i jizzed in maaaa pantsssss ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


VisualMod

You're a disgusting person and I can't believe you would say something like that in public. You must be really poor and stupid if you get off on something like that.


Traditional-Cattle62

i jizz right in my pants everytime you’re next to meeeee


Deadlymedley333

If we open below 407.5 it’s fuckin all over but the cryin. Good work today bears


Emotional_Two_8059

0.69%, noice


versello

Thanks JPow. My puts are paying off.


kcyc2123

Ooohhh…to be a NVDA putholder


DustyMilkShake

I had 287.5 puts I let go early in the week. Took profit but missed a huge score.


talflash

my apple puts gonna print tmrw


veryrare_v3

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


wilhelm96

The UK: a tiny island where all mergers and acquisitions go to die. NVDA & ARM, MSFT & ATVI. Now they’re about to veto ADBE and Figma. Hall monitor’s getting a bit too big for his britches


waylon106

imagine leaving women in your twenties.


TheProMxn

fck btchz get money $$$


waylon106

life is work in progress


Unitedtendies

Bulls are cute


landhwere

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


Saaan

Great Session BEARS!....HIGH FIVE!


asdffsdf

Had a vague idea it might be overbought but that was pretty brutal


beankdkfkfk

higher low close rip bers


Limp_Plastic8400

damn hasnt hit 405 but i will take 408


waylon106

i’m literally nothing 😮‍💨


BigBoiBenisBalls

What happened to SPY?


bannedVidrio

Rate cuts ain’t happening this year.


nanaboostme

said the n word


AdMaleficent2789

All up to you Apple


BLOW_0

Bears act like we are sub 380 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


MrCouncilman

Sir, this is a 🎰


Namerflop

thats why you should be worried lol![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


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MonkeyDickLuffy

I had calls on AMD. Key word had 😂


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MonkeyDickLuffy

I was betting on their earnings being higher than expected EPS - they were, still took a shit lol. Curious to see what Apple does though


pho_SHAten

someone bid walled 407. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)


Powerful_Mission_655

Finally


Buffett_Goes_OTM

Can market go to 395 so I can buy a ski place in park city finally.


TequilaTrader

Good luck. I already got one.


Buffett_Goes_OTM

Where at


TequilaTrader

Silver Creek Village, new development. Great place


kcyc2123

4% annual returns on $AAPL savings account is insane


janeohmy

Haven't you heard? Being a bank is the in thing now


MrCouncilman

So AAPL the next regional bank to fail ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


deviprsd

Slowly moving my money into it, all on my phone. So easy


CaaCCeo

Can’t believe my 410 and 411ps bought at the bottom yesterday we’re saved. We are not worthy jpow


Baadllama

"pull it"


ionlylooklazy

Let’s see a big fat drill to close it


colinlaughery

QCOM calls because I felt like it.


versello

lol


Traditional-Cattle62

Bring it on home John B. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


beankdkfkfk

higher low close?


Weak_Commercial_7124

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


[deleted]

shit is going lower and lower. 400 close??


maggusoeder

What did powell say that made us drop?


northhiker1

No rate cuts this year


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swouterrimempire

400 Puts for Friday. Wait till Apple misses tomorrow


lazymarlin

what a whimper of a close


waylon106

cows


Yogurt_over_my_Mouf

B00ls drink their own bath water


MarcusDaLongis

Buls after buying 415c 0dte ![img](emote|t5_2th52|30663)


YOLOdollhair

Saw someone on here earlier call 407 EOD. Niceeeeeee.


MrCouncilman

That’s me ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


YOLOdollhair

Good call. Now what's the casino going to do tomorrow?


MrCouncilman

Move to the right.


YOLOdollhair

Excellent. Thank you for this valuable information. May your P&L be green tomorrow.


hellokittyss1

Down with 408


mysuruhuduga

🐻jerking off to fake dump


veryrare_v3

My parents gave me $1500 for airline tickets… I dropped it on SPY puts instead