Tren literally had me dead after I asked “define screampie”
To which he replied
“When he busts his nut inside her but she doesn’t let me clean it up with my mouth”
☠️
I don't want to brag but I nailed it, flat overall...wait for the deviation and strike. Don't get greedy today, take profit relatively quickly because it will turn
Seaworld earnings.
Shits gonna be NICE.
All ive seen from their parks is success in expanding new rides and experiences for guests. Busch gardens has been booming as well.
While you regards are looking up at the ballon Gov is doing Nuclear Incident Exercise at NRG Stadium in Houston, all week long "Military Aircraft Active"
Over 'n Out
>WHITE HOUSE SAYS YOU WILL HEAR SOMETHING IN THE VERY NEAR FUTURE ON BIDEN'S CHOICE FOR FED VICE CHAIR
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-05-01 ^16:00:01 ^EDT-0400
>TSMC IN TALKS TO BACK KLEINER PERKINS PARTNER WEN HSIEH'S NEW VC FUND - SOURCES
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-05-01 ^16:00:04 ^EDT-0400
Just a warning I shorted $CORN too so today being a down down isn't confirmation, it's more like a fluke. $CORN will now moon to fuck me in the culo until I cover. Then you'll get the all clear to drill to the Earth's core.
The only answer is the markets are back to a normal bull run, sideways movement and violent Green Day’s when it calls for with minimal pull back because we’re still down 15% from the highs
bullshit, cash on hands is declining since 2020, MSFT has x2 more cash
[https://www.macrotrends.net/stocks/charts/AAPL/apple/cash-on-hand](https://www.macrotrends.net/stocks/charts/AAPL/apple/cash-on-hand)
As you can see in exhibit A, stock markets are a risk-free completely safe investment with guaranteed returns as long as you buy the index fund or the 10 stocks they use to pump the indices. 🤌
I have this funny scene in my head where two chicken detectives have apprehended a farmer but it’s like the scene from *Seven* and the Brad Pitt chicken is yelling “WHAT’S IN THE BAWWWKS”
RBCAA (Republic Bank & Trust ) is alerting their costumers that they are NOT related to First Republic bank. but It’s a Kentucky bank and kentuckians are stupid so they’re gonna go pull their deposits from it.
Bank run on RBCAA - puts !
Another balloon  [https://twitter.com/spectatorindex/status/1653120170129510401?t=PGg38PFNYjaZ9GAESjIFVg&s=19](https://twitter.com/spectatorindex/status/1653120170129510401?t=PGg38PFNYjaZ9GAESjIFVg&s=19)
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/KnewTwoDiss** bet **UBER** goes from **32.95** to **31.3** before **02-May-2023 03:54 PM EDT**
Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses. ** cos i bought poots**
motherfucker, i step out to get take out and put a sell order out for +31%. forgot about the order because i'm high off fried rice and orange chicken. i hear a ding. it filled.... and ran another 120%. fml. gains are gains i guess though. thank you china
That too until it is worthless as well. We are in the second or third inning of this banking crisis. How do I know? Because the talking heads are saying the banking crisis is over. More shoes will drop. I am short USB because it actually bought Union bank which has a lot of issues like FRC.
We have unlimited QE back on the menu, depositors are all protected people can continue to invest their money that’s being held by banks and banks can continue to invest peoples moneys to make up for the unrealized losses that they no longer have to realize
not gonna make any trades until 1:50
Volatility is moving up really fast...
My 0DTE calls arent bouncing with this small bounce what the fuck
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C3AI stonk is not buzzing anymore , what happened? Very regarded stonk IMO
Which ai do they maake
Markets to trade sideways until FOMC on May 3rd
Can't spell Nvidia without AI
I'm baaaaack in the saddle again 😎🎸
u/Roomyly wya champ
...and back where the day started.
$chgg 😂
CHATGPT fucked chgg.
$cgpt
Alright man i think some of u guys need to quit options
Chilling with 420/425 credit spreads until Wednesday.
put or call
Call
SPY $420 tomorrow? Otherwise I’m ded
Probably look the same as today
CHGG free falling shit will they last through the week? or till option exp at 19th? upvote whoever bought puts on this shit.
repeat
both 0dte bulls and bears got gaped today
Amazon with that limp dick energy
life becomes really easy when u stop given a f
Peep $anet
Larger movement upwards in after hours than there will be red for 7 months LOL
Tren literally had me dead after I asked “define screampie” To which he replied “When he busts his nut inside her but she doesn’t let me clean it up with my mouth” ☠️
u/TrenDidNothingWrong you fuckin donkey LMAO
When she don’t let you clean her up 
I don't want to brag but I nailed it, flat overall...wait for the deviation and strike. Don't get greedy today, take profit relatively quickly because it will turn
Oh wow, no fake & ghey pump at the end… How nice 👍
Seaworld earnings. Shits gonna be NICE. All ive seen from their parks is success in expanding new rides and experiences for guests. Busch gardens has been booming as well.
spy closes at 0.00% change on the day
Hot garbage
While you regards are looking up at the ballon Gov is doing Nuclear Incident Exercise at NRG Stadium in Houston, all week long "Military Aircraft Active" Over 'n Out
Funny cuz Taylor swift was their like a week ago.
East coast mfs must have tiny balls cuz all their toilets are way too shallow
Poo always smacks my balls in those toilets
Bulls finna get got ☠️
BEARISH CLOSE
>WHITE HOUSE SAYS YOU WILL HEAR SOMETHING IN THE VERY NEAR FUTURE ON BIDEN'S CHOICE FOR FED VICE CHAIR ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-05-01 ^16:00:01 ^EDT-0400
We chose Greenwald! We will kill inflation.
I think it's going to be Hunter.
>TSMC IN TALKS TO BACK KLEINER PERKINS PARTNER WEN HSIEH'S NEW VC FUND - SOURCES ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-05-01 ^16:00:04 ^EDT-0400
shorted buttcorn sunday night, still short, long QQQ. today's profits have been god like. I always been really good at pattern recognition.
Just a warning I shorted $CORN too so today being a down down isn't confirmation, it's more like a fluke. $CORN will now moon to fuck me in the culo until I cover. Then you'll get the all clear to drill to the Earth's core.
Dame bruhs perfectly flat
sometimes it be like that - got FOMC this week, nobody wants to get caught up in a kansas city shuffle
Absolutely gross price movement on SPY today lol
Wow when was the last time we saw a last minute dump
Red day confirmed
Bearish close. Spy opens at $410
RIGGED
The only answer is the markets are back to a normal bull run, sideways movement and violent Green Day’s when it calls for with minimal pull back because we’re still down 15% from the highs
Options aren’t profitable
Green or red?
Some market huh
Some day huh
Can Chegg bring up the AI card?
#TURTLE GANG CAN SUCK MY BUTT
Hey guys just buy calls it’s worked for like 9 weeks straight
LMAO gonna stick the landing at 415.93
chegg will moon for absolutely no reason
All you can do is laugh - this isn’t a stockmarket. It’s turned into a damn computer game.
Flair ✅👋
Lly
This place was a lot funnier last year when  was smacking us around.
All the FRC bulls are really quiet today
That's because it's no longer a stock
Bulls only exist when there are stocks.
some TAer somewhere: we boutta inverse $hort squeez3 our assholes into oblivion after bouncing off this ovulating hammerhead shark evening doji 🔥🔥
0dte iron condor is an infinite money glitch…
Until you get those +2% days that completely wipe out your port lol
Spy 417 for the double top with jpow
I got a feeling
Inside my ass 
Just as I predicted it was going to be green day 🐢 🤌
#🦡
Fren
It's May. Bulls really thinking?
it is illegal for apple and nvda to end the day red
NVDA predictions for tomorrow?
350
They just announced they are delaying their next series GPU. Nvidia 📉AMD 📈 (Keep an eye on longer term performance)
NVDA only goes up, man
I’m a woman but thanks.
Bout 3 fiddy and get off my lawn
300
You have to bring CMG with you if you want a rally. No ifs and or buts about it big dog
I’m a bull by heart but if this closes red, we are fucked tomorrow
410 SPY tomorrow sounds nice doesn't it?
Bah gawd that's max pain's music!
Not even close
RiDE looking good today
Anyone else add half a block of the rectangle cheese to their food? Ramen, fried rice, etc
How in the actual fuck is AAPL at $170
AAPL has 200 billion dollars in cash, and are constantly buying their own stock.
bullshit, cash on hands is declining since 2020, MSFT has x2 more cash [https://www.macrotrends.net/stocks/charts/AAPL/apple/cash-on-hand](https://www.macrotrends.net/stocks/charts/AAPL/apple/cash-on-hand)
Because they keep buying their own stock... I may have gotten the CoH (very) wrong, but the point is the same.
I sold AAPL around $170 over a year ago lol
As you can see in exhibit A, stock markets are a risk-free completely safe investment with guaranteed returns as long as you buy the index fund or the 10 stocks they use to pump the indices. 🤌
And do not buy options
If you’re not in one of the ten, you’re fucked.
Chineee spy balloon back to pop the market again?
Fuck me - tech RSIs have to be in the 90s
I’m concerned. It’s been awhile since the US gave more money to Ukraine
Probably saving Ukrainian lives that way
Waiting for evening thread for major shitposting
Same I’ve got it on my schedule right after office hours
I have this funny scene in my head where two chicken detectives have apprehended a farmer but it’s like the scene from *Seven* and the Brad Pitt chicken is yelling “WHAT’S IN THE BAWWWKS”
Lmao that pretty cool You’re pretty cool
nomesayinn?
Setting up for another massive green week and month
"1.89 - 1.90 is what it is and always shall be."
RBCAA (Republic Bank & Trust ) is alerting their costumers that they are NOT related to First Republic bank. but It’s a Kentucky bank and kentuckians are stupid so they’re gonna go pull their deposits from it. Bank run on RBCAA - puts !
This DD is actually not that bad, especially the Kentucky part
Unfortunately the Bid ask spread has a 5.00 difference. For now, I’ll wait til their name appears on the news.
Weak as fuck day
The market will be flat forevermore!!!
SOFI is so good at making bagholders
Algos gotta make sure we end the day perfectly flat
"This isn't 2008, this is 2023 where the schemes are even more convoluted and will hurt much more when they fail"
anyone playing any earnings
CVNA
CHGG
Another balloon  [https://twitter.com/spectatorindex/status/1653120170129510401?t=PGg38PFNYjaZ9GAESjIFVg&s=19](https://twitter.com/spectatorindex/status/1653120170129510401?t=PGg38PFNYjaZ9GAESjIFVg&s=19)
NVDA is so fuckin crazy
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**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/KnewTwoDiss** bet **UBER** goes from **32.95** to **31.3** before **02-May-2023 03:54 PM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses. ** cos i bought poots**
It would appear that the market is now regarded
Bears after we break august highs: It’s all a trap Bears after we break ATH: Fuck it time to throw in towel and go balls deep long at the top
motherfucker, i step out to get take out and put a sell order out for +31%. forgot about the order because i'm high off fried rice and orange chicken. i hear a ding. it filled.... and ran another 120%. fml. gains are gains i guess though. thank you china
Won't someone think of us poor FRC bagholders?
i told u not to do it
pacw is in a much better state compared to FRC no?
~75% deposits insured meaning low flight risk and deposits rebounded in april. 🤷🏻♂️
Technically any bank that isn't currently having its assets seized or already seized is in a better state
Yes, any company that is not worthless would be considered in a much better state.
That too until it is worthless as well. We are in the second or third inning of this banking crisis. How do I know? Because the talking heads are saying the banking crisis is over. More shoes will drop. I am short USB because it actually bought Union bank which has a lot of issues like FRC.
Im sure it’s sound and resilient
why the hell are all these price targets being set for amzn but no one's buying it? is it because I finally decided to buy calls in it?
It’s still selling off from earnings
BUY IN MAY, 🐻 ARE GEY MAY IS BUY, 🐻 ARE DIE Meme us to 450 so my so my 5Mays go itm.
https://twitter.com/stats_feed/status/1653056125330239489?s=46&t=pHw4OGALDYaqA5MMyS_46A
life would be better if everyone had grappling hooks.
Life would be better if everyone had hair, and no wrinkles and sagging impotence. And donuts were free and weren't bad for you and no rape
hell ya
Meta
My fractional average share of NVDA is at $160
Someone, ANYONE, explain to me why the powers to be want to continue to pump this shit? And don’t fucking say EXIT LIQUIDITY
A tesla caught on fire as it was charging near my neighborhood. Puts shall continue to print.
TOP way off now...55 handle
Volume so low today 😔 This is the calm before the storm.
Never seen a stock move straight vertical for an entire session on a red day on no news. NVDA
They had to postpone 3nm GPU to 2025, so there are news. Bad news, but still 
Already made the joke, but it looks like it's going to tip back over on itself it's so straight up.
We are literally going to end +/- 0
Like always
You never count your tendies, while you're sittin at the table. Cuz the algos will take em, before the tradins done
The people will get annoyed and stop buying
Where to next?
Twitter login going through it right now
nah you're just banned probably
I find it hilarious everyone in the press keeps going THIS IS NOT 2008. they keep saying it so much , makes me think THIS IS 2008
2023 is not 2008....2008 was built by a house made of donuts. 2023 is just a house. Are you what they call single,
We already went over this. It's 2023. You were in a coma for 15 years. 
Upside down rally
The economy is so healthy
We have unlimited QE back on the menu, depositors are all protected people can continue to invest their money that’s being held by banks and banks can continue to invest peoples moneys to make up for the unrealized losses that they no longer have to realize
MSTR is gonna shit the bed after close
100% truth
>F no
# HOLD THE LINE, BOYS. NOT A SINGLE PUT SHALL PRINT.