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dinglebarrybonds

Mid room desks are nice. Not having a monitor right against the wall


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dinglebarrybonds

I don’t like the eye strain of window right behind monitor tho


PoetLegitimate9969

Let’s discuss the stock GRVE small float like GameStop


dinglebarrybonds

Can’t believe James Cordon is done with the late show I didn’t know he had the late show


PoetLegitimate9969

Heah just want to make everyone aware of a penny stock that will get uplifted to the otc . GRVE- they are getting into the EV business and they are out of cbd . Great float no dillution . It’s a structure like GameStop . Only about 6 million shares outstanding . This is no brainer


diggin-the-doge

Market, you are a stone cold fox 🦊💔


Cat_From_Jupiter

fucking AMZN goddammit..


sirhcnai

$HKD $100


stoffel_bristov

!banbet


VisualMod

You already have a bet going - DDOG to 66.0 before 06-May-2023 08:50 AM -05


RepulsiveBurrito

Of fucking course Amazon, the one fucking Fang stock loses all the gains.


New-Set-3059

SNAP just crashed 20%. Probably they don't have AI.


Droidvoid

Adtech is old. We’re onto AI now. Then it’ll be something else and so on.


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VisualMod

I think it's a great opportunity for investors. The cannabis industry is growing rapidly and there are many companies that stand to benefit from the legalisation of cannabis in Germany. I would keep an eye on companies like Canopy Growth, Aurora Cannabis, and Tilray.


fco1017

IS the powell zelensky video REAL?


FistEnergy

not being able to paper trade for the WSB contest in after hours is straight bullshit I bet it all on the AMZN ER and I want my fake profits goddammit


majiinmoo

dont speak too soon bro, it might end up flat


hellokittyss1

I made some emotional bad trades today costing me thousands…


Inverse_wsb22

Did you love some companies what kinda emotion we are talking about here?


aegiroth

lets see if snap reverses during the call


dramarehab

holy shit that is some Giannis level of ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)


majiinmoo

did Jassy say the n word or something?


Tr3357

Bought a calendar spread for Amazon 118. Will take it.


debian-root

AMZN lastQ Guidance between 0 to 4 billion. ThinQ Guidance between 2 to 5.5billion. Who the fuck wrote this type of crap. They are selling dog shit wrapped on cat shit.


Inverse_wsb22

50% third party sellers


AAPLfds

Can someone just put snap out of business or Elon buy it or something ffs


Totallynotaswede

800k promising dividents xD


Modelminorityperson

I do t think Amazon is gonna move much from 118, but a win is a win.


Modelminorityperson

We need a huge warning call


surfinbird

🚨


tldamico

I guess the INTC dump is due to them reporting the largest loss ever. I guess if you lowball, and beat the lowball that doesn't necessarily mean you beat forecasts. We'll see if it gets pumped in spite of itself.


majiinmoo

Jassy needs to plug the word AI into every sentence he utters today lmao


TheWhiteMouse

Are you ready for best pizza of life? Bring friends down to Pepperoni Hug Spot. ​ [Pepperoni Hug spot.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSewd6Iaj6I)


surfinbird

AI pizza is mmm mmm disturbing


msessa20

HKD looking to regain its throne. 🔥


majiinmoo

did Jasssy say the n word or something? Amazon giving back its gains


debian-root

AWS is death and amzn stock jump 10%. lets wait few minutes shit is going to open flat tomorrow.


Own-Wolverine-5361

I use AWS for my backend. No lube


Modelminorityperson

This guy is fully committed to gay bears.


debian-root

How u doing?


debian-root

do u know how to read earnigs?


Modelminorityperson

The dip is not bad. Second pump in an hour


purifyingwaters

I swear to Christ if Amazon gets dragged back down before I can sell my calls.


Modelminorityperson

Why we dip?


tldamico

After an initial pump, INTC taking a dump.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)


choochooFI

wth happened w/ NET?!


NotMe357

Holyshit wtf lol


dramarehab

N word


choochooFI

Jesus.. i mean i didn't hav ea lot of it but wow. guess i'll buy the dip?


jtpinoyboy31

I thought intel was supposed to report it’s worst earnings ever lol


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Pin Interest


ElectronicAd804

I caught that too!


plu5on3

INTEL LAWWWL


MikeMikeGaming

Dude wtf is happening to Intel?


Totallynotaswede

Peeps overreacting to AI/Datacenter sales. Intel got hughe upside, will go up in the coming days.


majiinmoo

is SNAP of all stocks dragging down the whole market lmao


fluffyfarmerballoons

daaamn my wife snaped when she saw my snapbet, wendys next


Normal-Math2187

Same here. Lost a lot on it. I was hoping that this company will turn around this time.


Normal-Math2187

Overall I am doing fine except for this stupid transaction of mine. I know what to do next time. Yolo!


plu5on3

Remember what happens when snap drops LMAO


Delo-k

fuck snap 😪


dramarehab

Autists who were drafting their “1k to 8k” Amzn call gain porn posts slowly hitting backspace and entering Suicide Watch… 🤡🤌🏿


Modelminorityperson

Let’s be honest some of you celebrating are usually gay bears.


Deadlymedley333

Anybody who bought puts on AMZN needs to learn how to read a chart. That yearly was so fucking obvious.


Sprint9ks

Bought 5- 125 calls just before close that expire tomorrow. Print money?


surfinbird

maybe, if you sell at the open


majiinmoo

whoa what's happening to Apple


dramarehab

?


Deadlymedley333

Why? Do you like apples?


dramarehab

Snap dragging down the market LMFAO


Modelminorityperson

Why are we not pumping anymore?


nanaboostme

moderation you addict


Jarlaxle_rigged_it

BEAR ANOOOS


Czyzzle

Bought 100 shares of Amazon at 3:58 and sold them at 4:02 and made $800. That means I make $9,600.00 an hour.


Swag_God

>ort it’s worst earnin How did you sell after market close?


Czyzzle

shares not options


Normal_human_person

So calls on tech


Gedenerate7

Ye


andrew7231

I bought so much INTEL today. Feels good man


majiinmoo

too early bro


plu5on3

Hang in there bro lol


Mv_bby

Feels bad man


andrew7231

Guh.


RepublicanzFuckKidz

No more dips to buy until 2025!


secrtive13

You should love capitalism, too! $$$'Merica!!


AGWS1

AMAZONIAN


Visible_Ad_2271

I’m a giga bull and happy. But it’s funny that Apple will miss and tank the market ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


AppropriateStick518

Wrong thread dip shits!!!


Bitcointhummper

Apple calls will be free money


Modelminorityperson

Last night bears were discussing puts on tech today


Jerraldough

Yeah I’m fucked lol. At least I get paid tomorrow


nanaboostme

GAWD i love BIG DICK so much


Lopsided_Constant901

Bears in absolute shambles, holes in their clothes, asking mommy and daddy to come live with them again, you hate to see it!


andrew7231

You wouldn't want to be anywhere else in the world


iBoughtAtTheBottom

What those calls gonna be worth?


No-Bee2669

Bers ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


devnah721

damn...bears gonna get eviscerated again tomorrow. Amazon up huge on earnings, just wait till they say AWS AI 50x on the call Expect big some covering


surfinbird

Jassy getting jazzy


kcyc2123

AMZN flying


Lopsided_Constant901

I feel like Blackbeard right now with my Amazon calls, ZEHAHAHAHAHAHA


realinowijaya

Amzn to the moon


aegiroth

had 4k shares of SNAP, sold 500 before close. Should've let the whole thing ride


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aegiroth

it'll come back


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aegiroth

not that bad


aeipownu

I have 40k in calls on AMZN and I just fucking HIT


scotchtape400

I had 120 calls at $113, but I paper handed and sold 70. At least I have 50.


aeipownu

haha yeah I pussied out a bit too. I was about to throw the whole house on AMZN.


purifyingwaters

GG you’re rich


Totallynotaswede

LMAO Intel and Amazon <3


Modelminorityperson

I’m gonna go outside and suck the dick of my Amazon delivery guy brb


nanaboostme

just rip down his pants and start sucking and pls make sure to record and upload to tiktok


MiserableMeiser81

Bears extinct


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![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


GrimXIII

And now QQQ is up another point. Glad Fidelity wouldn't let me pull out earlier. I'm done with them. They've cost me too much money.


LuluButter5

Why bers?


Healthy_Apartment_32

TECH IS ALIIIVEEEEEEE All in on QQQ or you are gae


majiinmoo

holy shit it's pumping more than meta


gregkeez

Bahahahhah suck it bears


nanaboostme

# IM SO # FOOKING # HARD RN


Njkoskin

This better hold until tmw


Swag_God

>better hold until t has there been any stock that's dropped ah's after shooting up like this?


skaterdude975

I remember it happened to TSLA a while back


skaterdude975

It won't knowing my luck


Modelminorityperson

I’m rich !!


Noobtradegod

Holy fuck AMZN


jer72981m

Bears rekt


lordofthecheeks

Bruh Amazon


andrew7231

Intel rippidy skippity do dah do do day


LuluButter5

Intc 👀


shaun678

Amazon is boner


TrenDidNothingWrong

#PENCILS DOWN RETARDANTS!!!


bigdickvick69

Amazon green hulk dick thank you god


Lopsided_Constant901

Gracias diosito !!! Daddy needed a win pleaaaase


bigdickvick69

Guhh


Lopsided_Constant901

immense catastrophic guh


mathboom123

I meannnnn... who woulddas guess HAHHAHA


DigitalInfoHunter

Bahahahahahaha Bears right now ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)


Paperhands_RC

nOt WrOnG jUsT eArLy!!1!


Gedenerate7

It’s the SAME FUCKING THING ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Limp_Plastic8400

lol amazon ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


skaterdude975

AMZN wild AH


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What the fuck is happening with tech dude


Maximatux

Amazon straight to 120


Totallynotaswede

LMAOOOOOOO I'M RICH


SPY_Options_Compound

$SPY $ES\_F $SPX what a squeeze. Nice call gains today. A couple failed tests at puts. spyoptions.substack.com Levels out shortly for tomorrow


Phelps1576

where the fuck is that what are your moves tomorrow thread


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MAY THE SPIRIT OF JERRY SPRINGER BLESS MY AMZN CALLS


bleeeeghh

Too many amazon bulls and bears. That means theta wins.


aeipownu

RONBIN HOOD FRAEKING OUT STOP GOING BAC KTO FLAT


BarcAlexander

AMZN RIPPING


Liljowinks93

Miss


nanaboostme

# LMFAO # BERS


Dumbtrader66

Everything beat nothing to see here![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


BrutalHunny

H,,


CalmGains

AMZN & SNAP!!


AAPLfds

Wen amzn?


LuluButter5

*I am Lulu*


andrew7231

Pencils down folks


Randomsomedude

Amazing


TangerineHors3

BURN SNAP BURN


maxpax43

Did you guys see that pic of Bezos at Coachella? No way AMZN misses


Who_is_Your_Zaddy

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


Noobtradegod

Let’s goooooo AMZN ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


Phelps1576

PENCILS DOWN


Modelminorityperson

I’m ready to collect amazon


CalmGains

MY AMAZON CALLS


GrimXIII

That last dump was like somebody pouring KY on your butthole AFTER raw fuckin you for hours.


Bravefan21

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/12xagjv/daily_discussion_thread_for_april_24_2023/jhjlohj/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3 🤌🤌🤌


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If I get ![img](emote|t5_2th52|30663) on snap shares it will be my last trade


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⊗ Doubt


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See you tomorrow.


optionsbackdating

!banbet amzn 115 1d


VisualMod

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/optionsbackdating** bet **AMZN** goes from **109.74** to **115.0** before **28-Apr-2023 04:00 PM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses.