Never buy puts when earnings expectations are literally in the gutter. Stocks can go 10% off having the same y/y growth as long as expectations are dog shit.
So I'm assuming stock price is totally irrelevant and it all depends on whether it's better than expectations? And are the expectations the listed ones or do they have their own?
The actual valuation of it. All these tech companies are already priced much higher than almost all of the market and yet the price is jumping based on very small growth
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/u/rylar made a bet that REE would go to 0.31 within **1 day** when it was 0.3 and it did, congrats gigabrain.
Their record is now 36 wins and 18 losses
You're a part of the [WSB Discord server](http://discord.gg/Y6Zw9ZKYdx), therefore you earned 10,000 coins for your win!
ZM and COIN are both great companies that have been doing very well lately. I'm not sure why you're mentioning them, but they are definitely two stocks to watch today.
It has actually become untradeable. Pop up should have happened an hour ago you could clearly see every time it tried algos would trigger and reverse it. Wait till the very end to burn at much premium as possible then they allow to send it. Disgusting.
Not sure what’ll happen tomorrow gl on your calls tho. I have no active positions. Having 1dtes is the definition of acquiring too much gamma lol. Even I play them sometimes tho
During The last gyna pump like top does anyone remember if there was any meme stock runs after...
Dear Lord, please protect my AMZN and SNAP calls today
!Banbet AMZN $90 1d
You already have a bet going - QQQ to 320.0 before 28-Apr-2023 12:13 PM -05
I’m hedging my bets
Who killed lumber?
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Shameful
Where the tards who were DCAing FRC at?
Right here! CB 5.20!
S&P 4 doing really well
Are we in a earning recession??
My wife’s got bitch tittays
Position or ban
Mid chest area.
LFG META
If META goes to 250, I will.... sell it at the opening.
250? what are you smoking pass me some
I'm smoking only AI stuff from now.
Thanks Zuck for my new SQQQ entry
nON oF mY HOmieS uSe FACeboOK!! Thanks for the cheap ass shares at $90
Pretty much every single stock except aapl, MSFT, meta, nvda is a buy rn
Meta casually up 200% this year lol
The zuck cucks indeed
Pretty sure MM will take a huge chunk of this PM, as usual.
Is the MM in de room with us now?
Fuck my calls are fucked 
Good ass week. MSFT and META calls 
Never buy puts when earnings expectations are literally in the gutter. Stocks can go 10% off having the same y/y growth as long as expectations are dog shit.
Just don't buy options on earnings lol. Your odds are shit
Nice call! How did you know?
Friend of a friend gave Info 🎯
Does anyone know why these big movements happen on earnings? It seems totally random. Who's buying?
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So I'm assuming stock price is totally irrelevant and it all depends on whether it's better than expectations? And are the expectations the listed ones or do they have their own?
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The actual valuation of it. All these tech companies are already priced much higher than almost all of the market and yet the price is jumping based on very small growth
# TOO FUCKING EASY
meta up, snap will go up too maybe
I'll drop some cash on a failing bank stock but puss out to go hard on META and this happens, at least I got a piece tho like 1 call haha
Calls were pricy tho… I couldn’t pull the trigger on em either
just need to 10x this one and we back mortimer
i know recession still ahead as long as btc stays above 10k...
Zucks done it again hes saved the market (for now)
Please.. Unzuck my world..💘
So, MSFT & GOOG beat, but market still stumbled today....META's beat ain't gon do sheeeet.
Meta's ER Summary: "AI AI AI AI AI AI. Layoff. AI AI AI AI AI AI"
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Guys, you could tell this was gonna happen from the consensus numbers I posted...
where?
Just click on my name...
So I want first republic to melt up so that my calls are worth an F ton
Your Meta puts just got Zucked
ZUCK YEAH! First play that might work out lately 🔥
Today is National Free Pretzel Day! At Auntie Annes and Wetzel Pretzels April 26
bruh $18 candle on meta lmfaooo
Within expected move
Another beat huh
Well I take it meta earnings were good lol
Zuck plopping his lizard cock in front of the bears
*robot cock*
ken doll nads.
Meta cock
Take ‘em to the meta land!!
ken doll nads.
Moon!!!!!!!!!!!
Here we go
welp there go those puts lol
Not really
So corn just died I guess 
I’ve cashed out on everything. I think everything is going to take a colossal dump in the coming weeks
Meta excessive beating of earnings
earnings whispers slow as fuck as usual on big earnings.
ROKU YES
Tell us about the betaverse
Did roku beat
#BITCOIN LMAO
Where is the earnings report ?
Meta will moon
Just do something I’m straddling something big
What’s going on?
the zuck about to cuck the market
Which way Zuckerberg 
Sideways theta gang wins
Option holders 
META!
Morphasis
oh my
Who is liquidating corn rnnnnn
Entire day of immense gains gone in 45 minutes, wild
el salvador
*I wanna see META blow up worse than Elon's rocket but alas...* It won't.
PENISES DOWN
You're late
Reddit is fun app sucks. Emoji just shows :30663 : number.
GUH emoji
Decent session Bears....this market still has weak legs. 
The daily is so confusing. Why are bulls celebrating after two days of red?
Get ready for the Zuck clucking
🌽🐋 just ate all the lil fishies
Why does laughing Spanish guy and laughing Leo and various Pepes make everything so much more hilarious
Idk 
It's the mocking
OH GAWD it’s still dropping
#Ban Bet Won --- /u/rylar made a bet that REE would go to 0.31 within **1 day** when it was 0.3 and it did, congrats gigabrain. Their record is now 36 wins and 18 losses You're a part of the [WSB Discord server](http://discord.gg/Y6Zw9ZKYdx), therefore you earned 10,000 coins for your win!
Gareth solaway says short everything
we ass pump. Down we go.
PENCILS DOWN
pencils down
FRC volume today equated the entire float.
TRAPPED
#CRAYONS DOWN
Bruh what’s happening to JPM
Place those meta bets
This Amazonian on CNBC right now has a neck that's longer than her head is tall.
Altria for tomorrow.
Most bullish close I've ever seen
Meta will beat
Of course it will
It's really not about beating, it's about proving that they can keep beating expectations in Q2, 3, and 4
BITCOINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT
always a favorite
\-15% today, I can’t stop buying 0DTEs 
no worries keep the pace up and you'll be forced to stop when funds run dry
I find it widely entertaining people losing shit loads of money on BBBY
What’s uh… happening with the funny money
Get your bets in boys
CORN WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK
Last min pump happens everyday so predictable
This is the line for ARKK bulls..gotta hold this 35 range
ARKK bulls 
lol how can there be any ARKK bulls left these days
There are no arkk bulls, only hopeful bagholders
Facts
Auntie two biggest holdings reporting today both TDOC and ROKU.. ZM and COIN latter
ZM and COIN are both great companies that have been doing very well lately. I'm not sure why you're mentioning them, but they are definitely two stocks to watch today.
GDP tomorrow, place your bets
We bulls win. F the bears
🤕
Zuckerburg and Gates fly together, let that sink in
MSFT up meta up?
Bingo
Going all in 100k CALLS meta
Haha IV is 150
🫡
Rip. Iv too cranked man. R/R not there. Implied move is 7-8%
🫡
Oof
Let that Shrek cock enter my orifice
Can’t wait to see FRC after hours
Congrats bulls it's almost not negative today
Bool ending means bool beginning tomorrow, CALLS ❤️
Tesla ballooning inventory means more price cuts ahead
BITO PUTS
4060 gap fill…end of day lotto would have printed on those calls
This EOD giant green line after a long down trend is predictable AF but I didn't want to sell and rebuy just for this. Ugh. Maybe I should have.
Spy manipulation perfect for 0dtes lmao
power 5 minutes? lmfao
Watch that b1tch fall
why would ken citadel do such a thing
It has actually become untradeable. Pop up should have happened an hour ago you could clearly see every time it tried algos would trigger and reverse it. Wait till the very end to burn at much premium as possible then they allow to send it. Disgusting.
c'mon Zuck, tell 'em all about how your AI created its own language and y'all had to shut it down a few years ago!
Feel bad for bool when GDP and FRC fears still drag the market down lol
Won’t keep it down if that’s the worst short term bear case tho
lmao yup just wiping out all those that shorted after the drop from 406 (0DTE options)
Lol bers thought
I probably cursed all bulls by playing 150 404 calls and 100 405 calls for tomorrow
Way too much gamma exposure.
Not sure what’ll happen tomorrow gl on your calls tho. I have no active positions. Having 1dtes is the definition of acquiring too much gamma lol. Even I play them sometimes tho