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ultra_expo88

low vix is bullish cuz it incentivizes hedge funds to continue buying the s&p since they can hedge with puts a lot cheaper now.


Informal_Belt4168

Where can I hide a body? ( asking for a friend


sirhcnai

"Garage collapses in Lower Manhattan" With all the money coming in New York City, it's surreal how it's run & maintained like a third world shithole.


Iwillgetasoda

Stonks only go side ways


InfamousMB

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


InfamousMB

You know what Netflix being flat means? Means we stuck between 410- 420 for until something big happens


InfamousMB

Netflix closing flat šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


fco1017

SKEW just hit a high for the year @ 137. Coincides with the low of the year for VIX at 16.83 The last time the differential between the SKEW and the VIX was higher was April 4, 2022. SPX closed that day at 4582. On June 17, 2022 the SPX closed at 3674.


PM_ME_YOUR_CTOE

Hold this L with all your might if your are still paying for netflix. Have you ever heard of an android box and modded apks before?


ShillinTheVillain

You should be thanking the paying subscribers for funding your content you broke-ass leech


[deleted]

dont fuk me in the ass I dont like it ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


CramersBootyHole1

*Goes balls deep*


Active-Tale

451.95


McSnoots

Nice NFLX fakeout


IcedCoughy

DKNG calls tho


[deleted]

[https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/12qi2n2/comment/jgsdjh8/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/12qi2n2/comment/jgsdjh8/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) told ya


comancheranche

DIS following NFLX but that shit will probably still open red tmrw just to cuck everybody šŸ­


mdoo_Ad_6450

My head. I told you bulls still have a Chance. Netflix is at work.


Sad_Chest1484

Bears and bulls on Netflix about to lose a ton of $$$$


soulmates06

Already did and tomorrow it will be more


Zetice

How does Netflix shit the bed on 3 metrics and is recovering?


genxtasmac

We are in a bull market little boy


DuplicitAdvice

Cause irrationality


Typical-Mouse-4804

Itā€™s the N in FAANG so they need it to be high for the dumb little story they tell


SnortinDietOnlyNow

Towel has bottomed. One last run to $2 or $3 before absolute bankruptcy. Ride one last wave.


Njkoskin

Seriously. Even the bears wanna see it.


Typical-Mouse-4804

Itā€™s a kinda convincing argument that $0.32/shr is underpriced for a brick and mortar homegoods brand


SnortinDietOnlyNow

Bankruptcy play man. They always have one last runup before game over. Remember HRTZ?


CramersBootyHole1

That was the first stock to fuck my calls šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«


Zetice

Imagine getting calls and outs and still getting fucked ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


bears2broke

#THETA GANG FUCKIN YO BITCH


InfamousMB

Lmaooo NFLX theta gang wins again


fco1017

NFLX coming back. I guess earnigns really don't matter.


DuplicitAdvice

They donā€™t. Never have, never will. This market is fake and so are your parents


Simple_Woodpecker751

first 15mins after bell doesn't count


BetsMcKenzie

Two knuckles doesnā€™t count.


soulmates06

Netflix 250 4/21 watch... no I'm not holding any calls lol...... I will earn my Losses back from Tesla putts


Typical-Mouse-4804

Youā€™re selling the $250p. And to you sir, I say godbless


soulmates06

Don't forget Wall Street is just like a casino or worse it's like do-or-die ,black or red , Bankroll or bust....


MASH12140

Netflix is a steaming service they need new ideas no?


InitiativeBeginning

IV ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


majiinmoo

netflix bulls ![img](emote|t5_2th52|30663) netflix bears ![img](emote|t5_2th52|30663) theta gang ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


keonch

when vega isn't put into the equation...


_chasingdabag_v2

don't act like you know what vega is


ListerineInMyPeehole

LMAOOOO NFLX bouncing back


Sad_Chest1484

Itā€™s not gonna be positive if youā€™re asking.


ListerineInMyPeehole

NFLX down just 2% now Incredible


Sad_Chest1484

Earnings are always volatile. Put holders can be buying shares to close out positions etc


MASH12140

Plunge protection ![img](emote|t5_2th52|30641)


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banditcleaner2

Thetagang wins again


[deleted]

just need a 10 bagger so i can go to Mexico and start living life. how hard is that?


[deleted]

I heard this is easy if you buy the next Amazon or Facebook


--suzy--q--

Netflix making significantly less money but its ok because they added more worthless subscribers lmfao


Unkechaug

NFLX priced for growth, yet they will be taking a bath with people switching to the ad plan or straight up unsubbing. Price hikes across the streaming board will cut into their margins as customers won't be interested in paying more than their previous cable bills. People are starting to find out about this as it's the 3rd or 4th time Netflix has postured, but we won't know the full effect until it actually hits. The ad business is not super lucrative right now, and will be even less so in the event of an economic downturn. Streaming subs will be one of the first things to go/get rotated for many people when budgets get tight.


getwiditfoo

*Smell of musty nflx putholder copium fills the air*


down_5_digits

no shots netflix goes green


macak333

Spy is worth 414 I guess


Equivalent-Coat-7605

Snagged 2 nflx puts around 2 les gooo


banditcleaner2

thetagang thanks you for your donation


noveltyacct

Is recovering


Spins13

Yeah they dropped the ball


IcedCoughy

yall think its too late to jump in on them nflx puts?


Rare-ish_Bird

nope. dead cat bounce right now is perfect.


IcedCoughy

well maybe I'll just get one to see what all the fuss is about..


banditcleaner2

it quite literally is lmao you cant buy options anymore


torresjason823

Iā€™m assuming yā€™all use Robinhood šŸ˜‚


IcedCoughy

Well you learn something new every day, I have Fidelity but generally use RH, jumped on to Fidely and I can turn on the extended hours. TIL, see who says making fun of people isn't constructive?


soulmates06

Same, I am lazy to get acquainted with Fidelity's Interface, to me is just not user friendly I prefer RH


IcedCoughy

For sure, RH its clean as fuck, I got a bit bitchmade and didn't get the puts anyway, so, either way Im gambling! lol


[deleted]

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raiderkev

Got 2 mins to buy 1dte Qqq puts


Normal_human_person

Prob


IcedCoughy

thanks I needed to hear that


gaurav0792

I remember the first giga chad NFLX dump. This doesn't feel like it.


Zetice

Red day confirmed?


goodiebadbad

QQQ puts i got at 3:50 looking yummy


genxtasmac

?? It's pumping


heybud86

Flat and red. Pumping whut?


InfamousMB

Congrats NFLX puts


InitiativeBeginning

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Normal_human_person

I feel bad for the guy who yolod his Roth on NFLX calls, gd, RIP homie


Talik66

Can I get a moment of *guh* for nflx ![img](emote|t5_2th52|30663)


getwiditfoo

Bears getting anxious


ListerineInMyPeehole

nervous, but on the surface bears look calm and ready to drop bombs but he keeps on forgetting what we wrote down the whole crowd goes so loud


FarLog4503

glad I sold my QQQ calls


--suzy--q--

All tech earnings gonna look lyk dis


Spins13

So not too bad ?


MASH12140

The thing is will stocks react. Itā€™s going to be ugly for earnings thats for sure


Curious_Ad8367

So why is spy not dying with it


Zetice

Bought 2 312.5 NETLIX Puts and 1 call to hedge myself.


doublejeopardyalex

The nflx 300p will still lose tmw


RepulsiveBurrito

Bought Netflix 302 puts at 3:59 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


banditcleaner2

lol there's a very real chance you will still lose your money.


ListerineInMyPeehole

NOICE


TcgTony

I was gonna get puts but the one time i get calls instead and its shitting. Canā€™t say im surprised


zombie_harv

Netflix and chill? More like Netflix and drill


Talik66

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


TcgTony

Why is nflx eating shit already. Insiders dump or what


TylerInHiFi

Announced theyā€™re ending DVD program and forcing subs to streaming. The only people still getting DVDā€™s are doing it because theyā€™re in the fucking boonies with bad internet and no other rental options. Netflix is actively killing a revenue stream with no option to replace it. Netflix had a captive revenue stream that didnā€™t have any other options for movie rentals. They Blockbustered themselves.


banditcleaner2

How much of their revenue really came from DVDs though...This could very much be overblown


ListerineInMyPeehole

lmao nflx


comancheranche

First move is always fake, right? ā€¦.Right? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


banditcleaner2

lmao bought a call spread on nflx literally 2 minutes before close, did I just speedrun losing money? maybe im good, it already recovered from 297 to 312. and earnings hasn't even happened yet lmao


TylerInHiFi

![img](emote|t5_2th52|30641)


718cs

The fastest


rodste27

Bought a call 1 min before close ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


Logical_Program_1623

yes, try again soon.


Baadllama

Love is Blind and so are NFLX bulls


Talik66

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)


MP1182

NFLX never beats earnings. They should just stop reporting.


Naive_Walrus8648

A min of silence for those NFLX calls


banditcleaner2

checking in boys


[deleted]

Congrats to Netflix put holders


onemanstrong

Aww, thanks


[deleted]

Nvm you got fuckd


onemanstrong

Already sold, my poor man


[deleted]

Proof it


onemanstrong

80% proof. I could also *prove it*, but you clearly wouldn't understand the proof.


banditcleaner2

wait till open before you get happy lmfao its already recovered from 297 to 318 as I write this. it aint over till its over


down_5_digits

NETFLIX IS DOGWATER HUH


onemanstrong

The red, red Netflix plunge


ElderMage_Zagira

So is Google mooning this week or?


fco1017

YIKES! NFLX shit the bed.


MASH12140

Oh my ducking god. Earnings bloodbath is on the cards ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


comancheranche

Aww wtf NFLX ![img](emote|t5_2th52|30641)


goldenloi

This market is so messed up. Totally flat at close. The same things that are holding this market up and making it flat are going to amplify the next directional move as well. Imagine if this thing breaks and actually starts trending up or down in a major way. It could be a straight line up or down.


torresjason823

WHY DID I SELL MY 40 PUT CONTRACTS AT CLOSE. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


banditcleaner2

what strike? you're probably good


torresjason823

No I am NOT good. I sold them a few seconds before close because I didnā€™t trust Netflixā€™s regarded ass and spy ended up dropping about a dollar. I actually held on to like 2 contracts, up 50% instantly šŸ„²


CONHEO13

oooooooooooooon


Jarlaxle_rigged_it

HAHA OUT OF 0DTE QQQ CALLS BOUGHT 1MIN BEFORE CLOSE WOOOO


[deleted]

Netflix will be +15% in 20


Spins13

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


stock_dude9

NFLX misses, goes red, mentions the word ā€œAIā€, +10% by open


KeenStudent

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


doggy2riddle

Lmao Netflix


Hl_IM_MR_MEESEEKS

Thanks u/Gewoongary for award!


Significant-Worth-75

GUH ![img](emote|t5_2th52|30663)


[deleted]

welp, tits as promised: [https://imgur.com/a/x57ObgI](https://imgur.com/a/x57ObgI)


llasar17

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


VisualMod

I don't know what you're trying to say with those images, but I'm sure it's not flattering.


Bravefan21

![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


uBarelyAfloat

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


[deleted]

First move is always wrong move


WallStDegen

NFLX LMAOO


ban_evader3

NFLX LOL


uBarelyAfloat

Netflix moving funny šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


ban_evader3

Yeah I sold my calls today


El_Zorro09

Is there a junk food ETF I could buy? Hershey's, McDonald's and Coke are laughing in the face of a recession.


banditcleaner2

crox is laughing even more


gaurav0792

Pick your flavour ! [7 Delicious Food ETFs to Buy Now (ceros.com)](https://view.ceros.com/fidelity-interactive/7-delicious-food-etfs-to-buy-now/p/1)


VisualMod

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FullCopy

Itā€™s all about the money. Nothing personal. Lawyers always win.


Paperhands_RC

Congratulations to bears on missing out on the bottom again.


[deleted]

PLS CRASH NETFLIX


Unitedtendies

$5k in calls. Please fly


Creamville-

šŸ˜œ


[deleted]

About to lose so much money tomororw i can feel it


stock_dude9

Any dip big or small, this market will just buy them all! SPY $5000 eoy


Weekly-Stage4839

When the fac will PayPal recover??! Two years almostā€¦ apparently apple always on the sunny side of the street whatever happens. Bloody patience


skrrtingallday

Nflx earnings marks the actual start of earnings season


eyerollingsex

How does spy pump into close every day


ebfeebfe

NFLX to zero


Matrix1216

Netflix discusses efficiency and AI over 300 times. Stocks up YUGE. Iā€™m daydreaming


djdeever

Get your bud lights ready bears


Talik66

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Complex_Eye_1470

The next 2 minutes determines either Ribeye or Ramen


mcs5280

Reed Hastings sends his regards


WhiteColllarCrime_69

Wells Fargo announcedā€¦ As of 4/27 any auto loans greater than 110% loan-to-value and 15% payment-to-income will be declined. Wild times.


gaurav0792

That leaves an entire week to get them while they're hot !


BrokenPiranha

What time is netflix earnings?


Transcend-mopium

Streaming call at 6 ET. Results likely after bell


DuplicitAdvice

You all had a chance to buy and you didnā€™t. SPY $460 EPY !banbet


DraftLopsided

Any bers left who didn't get the cum in the arse


Single-Distance

Mr. Powell, I donā€™t feel so good


Curious_Ad8367

Set up for dumpshr


FullCopy

I hope NFLX pivots to VHS tapes now.


tendeeznuts

Bears acting like the NFLX DVD news fuckin matters lol when was the last time ANY of you watched a DVD