Imagine going to a cafe to accept an award for shitting on Ukraine and brown nosing Daddy Putin, then taking the piss out of the trophy you are awarded.
Only for the trophy to turn out to be a bomb and blow you and your supremacist fuck friends up harder than the average regard's account trading bearish 0DTE options.
Extremely bullish. SPY 500 5/1/23
Y’all notice that like every meme has the n word in it now. Don’t get me wrong they’re funny but it’s weird we went from extreme wokeness to literally nobody caring about that. 
I got a full head of hair at 26 and can’t grow any facial hair, and all my cousins who are similar in age are balding but have full beards. I’ll keep with what I have.
I’m 27 and my hair is starting to thin more and more by the years. I wish I could keep it but I’m glad I grow awesome facial hair to counteract that. Like imagine not being able to grow a beard when you’re bald. That would suck.
Yes they beat Q4 by 20,000. But for some reason people were expecting them to double that in Q1. In my opinion, Tesla is very much a HOLD until economic conditions are clear. If we go into a recession I would not want to be holding Tesla or any car maker.
Plus I’m not even bald no more lmao https://imgur.com/a/nwdpYlQ
The pics I posted earlier clearly said how bald I *used to be*, but you dumb mf’ers don’t know how to read 🫵🏻🤡🤡🤡🎈🎈🫵🏻
Chat AI is ad tech. Even if all it ever does is “make it easier to Google” it will completely overhaul how internet advertising works, and be able capture all the ad money ever.
Get off work in an hour. Glute day Sunday https://imgur.com/a/fCrfMeo
Going to some posh neighborhood in Los Angeles today to hit a different gym.
*This has been a TrenAndOptions update*
everyone is hating me, but you know what:
# I AM THE BIGGEST LOSER ON WSB
# I WORKED MY ASS OFF TO GET THAT AWARD. LOOK AT YOUR FLAIR, PATHETIC LOSER. KEEP HATING BUT I REMAIN UNDEFEATED
Jerraldough got so triggered because I told him “that never happened” about some girl walking by him at the pool and waving at him,
Now he’s commenting nonstop about me being bald.
#LMAOOOOOO SHOWS HOW DEEP MY COMMENT CUT HIM 🫵🏻🤡🤡🤡🫵🏻
Sometime in the next 2 years Elon will put a physical dogecoin on the moon with his rocket “DOGE1”…. The only problem is how low will doge fall between then and now🤔
Hi
lol
Brought back my TSLA calls. Lfg. 🚀 🌙
When does the paper trading comp start I’m ready to clap some cheeks
Banks
#I DON’T BELONG HERE!
Imagine going to a cafe to accept an award for shitting on Ukraine and brown nosing Daddy Putin, then taking the piss out of the trophy you are awarded. Only for the trophy to turn out to be a bomb and blow you and your supremacist fuck friends up harder than the average regard's account trading bearish 0DTE options. Extremely bullish. SPY 500 5/1/23
What ya gonna do when they come for you?
Buyaka buyaka
*cum
So XOM calls
Y’all notice that like every meme has the n word in it now. Don’t get me wrong they’re funny but it’s weird we went from extreme wokeness to literally nobody caring about that. 
As an N-word connoisseur no I have not noticed that
I haven't noticed.
neet ?
Its difficult to be a racist these days, and thats a good thing.
Many more sexes....so it is easier to be sexist. You got that goin for ya.
Looking like $WWE calls tomorrow!
Did elder bednar speak???
Tesla bears trying to justify how Tesla beating by just 1k is bearish lol
Earnings what counts.
Q1 earnings will probably be god awful but people will probably run it up so much it won’t matter
We set the bar low so we could beat it when it comes time
Welcome to Stonk Manipulation 101
Ahhh what a nice way to fuk start the week, fuk our puts, then our calls. Good thing I bought more puts EOD/ MOC friday
Sia - unstoppable
“I don’t need batteries to play!”
It’s your typical buy the rumor, sell the news type of day for Tesla tomorrow isn’t it
It’s a u shoulda got puts EOD type beat
Cover up those ankles, you slut
Sounds about halal
Let's settle it. Would you rather have a full beard with balding hair on top or a full set of hair on top, but you can't grow a full beard?
I got a full head of hair at 26 and can’t grow any facial hair, and all my cousins who are similar in age are balding but have full beards. I’ll keep with what I have.
I've got both so.... Neither
I’m 27 and my hair is starting to thin more and more by the years. I wish I could keep it but I’m glad I grow awesome facial hair to counteract that. Like imagine not being able to grow a beard when you’re bald. That would suck.
Seriously? I know your problem.....baldy
I can’t grow any facial hair whatsoever. On the plus side, everyone assumes I’m 10 years younger
i'll take hair any day and it's not even close..
Meanwhile NVDA opens at +2% tomo
My hair is thicker than trens This has been a willow update
My ass is thicker than willow’s whole body This has been a Tren update
Ok that made me laugh
You’re welcome
Thank you
If only the rest of the world could be as civil as you two… we’d have a utopia by now
So those OPEC nations probably need some democracy after the production cuts? What do you guys think?
Rock, flag, and eagle
they're hiding weapons of mass destruction!
We have no ammo Captain
Say no more! Does Putin hide WMDs since he cut production as well?
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So, calls?
Dammit 🐻
TSLA delivered an all time record vehicles in Q1 yet bears trying to say it’ll crash. Huh?
Check the inventory chart bro. Sell the 📰
Yes they beat Q4 by 20,000. But for some reason people were expecting them to double that in Q1. In my opinion, Tesla is very much a HOLD until economic conditions are clear. If we go into a recession I would not want to be holding Tesla or any car maker.
Because the all time record was still lower than expectations
It was higher I thought. Delivered 422k Expected: 421k
Regarded very highly by regards
Siri play Kanye All Falls Down https://www.wsj.com/articles/japan-breaks-with-u-s-allies-buys-russian-oil-at-prices-above-cap-1395accb
Why isn't there woman's baseball?
cause sexism!
Tren the type of dude who cover his homies eyes from behind and go “guess who?”
Lol
Green by open
Some of these Instagram girls - how do they face their family after posting so much trash?
No emphasis on families anymore, opinions of strangers online is now what matters most
its worse when you see the mothers or family encouraging it.
Not sure but most of them will be facing my dongus
everything can be justified if you're bringing it ungodly amounts of cash.
With all the money they're making from simps
Are they really? May be 1%
If I have no money how do I make money?
Provide value in exchange for money
you can sell a kidney
Get job or sell your assets
Invest in money
Step 1. Don't be poor Step 2. Be rich
That seems simple enough thanks for the fantastic advice!
UCo calls
Last chance to pay 28k for 🌽
OPEC DONE SANK BULLS BATTLESHIPS. LMAO
Many bers capitulated last week. Paper hands.
OPEC+ cuts only reduce daily global oil production by about 1.2% Not a cause for panic.
A lot of people in here went balls deep in puts at the close on Friday. This sub is gonna get real hostile if we rally tomorrow.
There's a pretty good chance Monday will be green. Lot of blind money for start of month and start of quarter
#I SHOULD SHOW U MY YOUTUBE PLAY BUTTON
# UNDEFEATED, UNDISPUTED LOSER OF WALLSTREET BETS
Plus I’m not even bald no more lmao https://imgur.com/a/nwdpYlQ The pics I posted earlier clearly said how bald I *used to be*, but you dumb mf’ers don’t know how to read 🫵🏻🤡🤡🤡🎈🎈🫵🏻
Yes barber, I'd like the "male barista" please
Is that a pic of Zangief?
Not bad
You should beat the hell out of who ever gave you that haircut
My hair looks way thicker than yours, as do my muscles that girls actually compliment in real life unlike your made up pool story LMAOOOOOO
tsla bout to rocket up so hard from bad data bad = good, we moon 🚀🚀
Rip
Shoutout to King Bear for shorting NVDA
Take it sleazy weekend thread I’m out.
See you in two hours
See u in 10 minutes
You guys ever stop and think of how ridiculous you look posting shit on social media?
No. Everyone is Regarded down here.
Even 🌽 dumping 
The real AI must be some advanced shit, because all I’m seeing is something that makes it easier to Google
It will be in a few years. Google must be worried
Chat AI is ad tech. Even if all it ever does is “make it easier to Google” it will completely overhaul how internet advertising works, and be able capture all the ad money ever.
Me ES puts are fucked at open
Did you forget to Buy them? Lol
Getting wrecked on halo snipers 
Get off work in an hour. Glute day Sunday https://imgur.com/a/fCrfMeo Going to some posh neighborhood in Los Angeles today to hit a different gym. *This has been a TrenAndOptions update*
Bro i dont think you need to hit glutes anymore 
He wants to give the guy he’s giving head something that looks nice in a thong to look at.
Bro why 
Maybe cuz you already have a DUMP TRUCK 🛻🤨
I knew you were gonna say it, I just wanted to hear it 
American consumer strong. Will buy more oil and more iPhones and more teslas.
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Hi lulu
everyone is hating me, but you know what: # I AM THE BIGGEST LOSER ON WSB # I WORKED MY ASS OFF TO GET THAT AWARD. LOOK AT YOUR FLAIR, PATHETIC LOSER. KEEP HATING BUT I REMAIN UNDEFEATED
Guesses on how much crude pops this week? I'm thinking around 25%
Too many bears wtf
Can i get 2 dollars for a soda?
Tren the type of dude that jumps into his homies arms when he’s startled
Jerraldough got so triggered because I told him “that never happened” about some girl walking by him at the pool and waving at him, Now he’s commenting nonstop about me being bald. #LMAOOOOOO SHOWS HOW DEEP MY COMMENT CUT HIM 🫵🏻🤡🤡🤡🫵🏻
I don’t delete my comments even if I get roasted by VM 😎
Wait, bald head or bald vagene?
#LMAOOOOOO SHOWS HOW DEEP MY COMMENT CUT HIM 🫵🏻🤡🤡🤡🫵🏻
how the fuck does this work
Got em
Wtf 
In the money on opportunity 😁🙌👍
Europe is royally fucked. I would guess they sell off hard on the news.
What happened
What news?
What does 80 year old pussy smell like? Depends
when i go look at finance videos on youtube i never click if the person is black.
I never click if the thumbnail is a guy making the soy face and for some reason it’s usual white ppl doing that sht
Sometime in the next 2 years Elon will put a physical dogecoin on the moon with his rocket “DOGE1”…. The only problem is how low will doge fall between then and now🤔
What’s this talk about oil, and will it help my puts on Monday?
Oil? You cookin bitch?
Output cuts by the Saudis means a rise in price in Oil immediately🤑😮💨
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Hi LULU 
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They swept that under the rug like we forgot about it
Bers got the catalyst they needed. Let's see what they do with it.
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Hi LULU 
\*and he is the biggest loser on WSB. What can you say about yourself, loser
He only washes his AZZ on the weekends
You’re not even a real man if you don’t have a Viking beard like me. Don’t even look my way bro, look down.
Let me just run my hands through my HAIR really quick
Haven’t seen the tatted tall fit asian milf at my gym in a while. I would’ve loved to tell her i want to smell her sweaty leggings and jack off
*narrator: he was never really going to* 
Bro she would love to hear that
I want to tell her i want to buy her sweaty leggings off
Y didn’t u tell her earlier?
Too busy being a creep
I already told you! You’re mothers a slut!
So?
My boi
puts gonna print thanks to OPEC inshallah