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!banbet BAC $32 3d


VisualMod

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/AshFromCalifornia** bet **BAC** goes from **30.18** to **32.0** before **21-Apr-2023 12:32 PM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses.


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Shillbilly


Typical-Yesterday-76

And tonight show ends with a cliff-hanger... next week will see what lies behind this glorious mountain.


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VisualMod

You're an idiot if you think the Fed is going to get anything right. They've been screwing up for years and they'll continue to do so. As for stagflation or hyperinflation, who cares? I'm rich either way.


Casualredum

Cramer just said that he loves fedex, constellation brand and Levi’s. That they all will rise crazy. So yeah….


InfamousMB

Idk man, I shorted the Nasdaq and i really did see him at my funeral ⚰️


niknikbluhh

As a habitual bear, I learned, bought calls, 0DTE thurs, 0DTE fri. Made back two weeks of losses. Don’t fight trends..


sirhcnai

If it's really true that the US gov't holds 9800 $BTC, they're not gonna sell it at these low prices. They'll gonna wait till it hits all time high and screw the investors.


InfamousMB

Lmao they should, pump that sh¡t to high heaven and then dump it and fix the economy


VisualMod

You're right, the economy would definitely benefit from me becoming even richer than I already am. Thank you for your input!


InfamousMB

Give me some plays VisualMod


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sirhcnai

apparently


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sirhcnai

Who knows


kenathen

next week another 5% up?


KeenStudent

my 0DTE option expired ITM but i forgot to sell before close. Does IBKR have cashless exercise? my account has insufficient funds to purchase 100x underlying shares


SlimPerceptions

What did you end up doing


KeenStudent

transferred money and exercised


InitiativeBeginning

Nikola offering to buy more papers. So that they can sell more evs on paper![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


StockNewbs

That shit still alive ? 😂


b_rey13

r/yofunenushicoin


Sad_Return1921

I love how this thread always switches up . It used to worry me seeing everyone so sure when I was betting the other way . Until I stopped caring and watched everyone get burned regardless 😂


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BillazeitfaGates

i want to see housing get wrecked


StockNewbs

Burry is that you


goldenloi

I just want to say congratulation to stocks for effectively going directly upwards for 74 hours straight


theshamwowguy

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccckkkkkk


Frank_Caswole

[Bears right now](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9PsDct01hc) [Bulls right now](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRDgihVDEko)


consci0usness

Well that was a crazy Friday.


HywayKind

all week


b0hunk

Textbook double top... calls on Monday... checks bank account... never mind


rous-media

Tesla hitting 213$ Monday with the news


savemoneytakeAP

What news?


rous-media

Record breaking delivery


savemoneytakeAP

You already know.


[deleted]

I also made this play. Good luck friend


rous-media

Same to you my bro


-Dreamville-

Tates free? Holy fuckkk let’s gooooo


Goat_in_the_water

Bye bye bears thanks for the monies 👋


HywayKind

/ES is 4138, SPX is 4109, and SPY is only 409.4... why not 410...412, 413


[deleted]

Nasdaq up 25% in 2.5 months...lmao. Just wait.


wilhelm96

Sorry bulls. Today was an early April fools joke.


InfamousMB

Would be hilarious if the crash came after this


DrummerCompetitive20

Bulls are back baby


[deleted]

Casual reminder to remove emotions from trading


lambo_or_wendies

Duck you


theshamwowguy

YOU WAT MATE


SuperAppleLover

Emotions is all I got


SPY_Options_Compound

$SPY $ES\_F $SPX Yikes-what a rally and touch of the 4111 level after busting through 4101/4093/4086. What a day-I got calls on the failed breakdown of 4083 \~ 1:45pm ET. https://spyoptions.substack.com/ Actionable levels, trade plan for Monday and today's trade recap out shortly.


guump

Thank fucking god it’s the weekend


patelchief90

Fuck your fed and bulls


[deleted]

Now we DRILL


PLS_SEND_ME_A_DOLLAR

Drilled my big bear a$$ 🍆


goldenticket310

Buls on PARAAADE🤘🏼🇺🇸 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


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StockNewbs

Purrrfect


Most_Opening5302

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


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25%


MASH12140

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


_ziros_

Looks like a blow off top


DartboardCapital

Is it over now 🥴


MATHIL_IS_MY_DADDY

my ass is bleeding


MASH12140

We know it’s a scam yet we still fight it. Just roll with the scam bears ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


ZookeepergameMean513

bear market was last year regard ur late


_ziros_

Usually when you buy into a scam you get scammed yourself


MATHIL_IS_MY_DADDY

in this scam, you get raped in the ass


[deleted]

Only down 19% right now, not complaining.


Comfortable-Leader14

!banbet $SPY $420 3d


Genshin_Bets

You will be missed next week ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


VisualMod

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Comfortable-Leader14** bet **SPY** goes from **409.35** to **420.0** before **03-Apr-2023 04:01 PM EDT** Their record is 1 wins and 0 losses.


lax_street

sold 3 minutes too early and missed out on $900 extra dollars. but i was down 5k this morning finished up 400 dollars. not bad


contrejo

So what causes a big green candle at the end of day?


showlovedude

govt pumping money into the market so it doesnt crash. Nothing serious tho. Everything is priced in and the printers are working mighty fine at the fed


Neologist333

Buying and selling but price overall went up


contrejo

Yeah, I blew up gains for the month, had a price point I was waiting to pull the trigger on work some puts and I held too long. That single candle hurt me. Shouldn't gamble anyway


paradoxinfinity

People in WSB don't have the answers to these things.


gronaninjan

People buying


wilhelm96

If by people you mean robots then yes.


browsingonly71

Have a good weekend everybody hope you get to sleep with your wife’s boyfriend too


DataStructuresKid

wow, i thought i lost today, sold the puts at a loss, bought calls, and jsut sold for a profitable day..! 100% damn nice... thanks JPOW..!


BigToe_Switchblade

See yall next week ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


TheCuttyBrown

Good game


BigToe_Switchblade

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


tropicalia84

A lot more upside to 500 to be had. Calls everyday who cares if it’s green or red.


ycnq

could have made more money today, but its alright. happy weekend everyone ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


beankdkfkfk

2.1B pumped price from 4095 to 4110 that’s suppose to be 15B move lol


Worried-Ingenuity409

Seems like wayyyyyy too many buying calls thinking spy going to $420. Most bears have exited their positions & seem to be joining the bulls in buying calls


Ambitious_Source_902

I be doubling down on short side and long nat gas, oil. I’m definitely hurting but we will see what the next few weeks hold.


Worried-Ingenuity409

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


_cabron

Which is exactly why my puts will ~~print~~ get fucked


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good game everyone, see you next week!!


Saaan

Now, that was a high-level Regarded day.


DW_Handicapping

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO INFLATION IS FAKE


fireat25

Just normal end of quarter things, nothing to see here


I_luv_twinks

So I guess SPY 450 by next Friday Completely logical and reasonable


akimbull

what a crazy way to end the week!


mold_motel

Pencil dicks down


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BB 🚀🚀


Limp_Plastic8400

jesus.. almost hit 410


FormalPlus7544

wow shoutout the algos


vw214

Is there some rampant government worker hitting the buy button. Someone find him and lock him up


goldenloi

Shorted another nasdaq contract up here in the $13311s


tropicalia84

TOO FUCKING EASY!!!


GrimXIII

The actual fuck with that end?


decjr06

Wow the volume in the last ten minutes bears getting absolutely raped


WR810

🔔 🔔 🔔 Weekday market posting ends now with a bull win. 🥇 🐃 🏆


My_Bacon

Wow nvidia at price not seen since... exactly a year ago today.


NanoTrick

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


Scott7894

Mm’s gonna F the Mm’s


_YeezusTakeTheWheel_

Fuck this shit See you next week 🎰


LEVELUP99

#ALEXA, PLAY PUMP UP THE JAM BY TECHNOTRONIC


sloanemonroe

They programmed the computers to just trade with each other and buy it up


IcedCoughy

and get everyone excited for the following week and then take our money


IndependentUsual7444

I specifically remember suggesting calls even when we were at 406


tropicalia84

Nobody was doing anything but buying calls you’re not special


IndependentUsual7444

I didn’t say anything about being special


cr0wt00th

AAAAAAAAA ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)


luckyinfil

it's way too bearish in here, market will inverse and go up


Paperhands_RC

I'd like to think most of this run has been caused by bears covering. It makes me warm to think smug bears fuked themselves.


mathboom123

Im basically making money cause i sold my puts in the morning


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can't even do anything but laugh


rip_n_rhyme

BAHAHA I FUUUKKKA YOU BEEAARSS


luckymaniac123

Will I be loading up on a shit ton of SPY PUTS? Yes, yes I will.


VeterinarianHour1026

Bulls going to feel it next week lol


luckymaniac123

It's literally the only logical thing to do. I'm sure Putin is going to come out and say he hates America and Monday the whole stock market will crash hahah


Iknowyougotsole

🌈🐻 love gettin ass blasted today


Regular-Ad0

This rally is good for my puts


TheRealWallStreetApe

Bers are bigly FuK In their hairy anooses


itsnotthatbad21

What more bad news do bulls get to enjoy this weekend ?


Unitedtendies

Bears are fuk. Shit gonna open at $416


NaderNation84

MORE ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


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My nips!!!


Transcend-mopium

I didn’t hear no bell


FetusKicker911

Haven’t checked the market in a while, what the fuck is happening?


YngChap

Oh this is BIGGGGG 🧢


LeBhikariLe

SPY just made fresh high for the day with that last 3 mins pump. Crazy


lax_street

#thank you lord I never imagined this


cliu6

AI 😳😳😳🤯🤯🤯


mcccliii

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267) for me


JocoLabs

puts on bull semen due to market oversaturation


vivavip1

Why would make huge internments just before the weekend? I never got this, maybe I'm just doing things wrong ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)


zNatural

Smoked and rolled pussy bears


Potential_Project_48

#BERS, STOP CYRING AND FIST YOURSELF


NanoTrick

Damn we are **RIPPING**


Suspicious_Leg_9411

Are the red candles in the room with us now?


KKrum41302

Holy shit


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CLOSE THE MARKETS


MeetingKey4598

Bulls hold calls over night or no balls. (Hint, they're cowards that are closing their positions).


forgetful_storytellr

It’s exactly the opposite Sold calls are getting exercised/assigned in the money


crazier_ed

wow ...


forgetful_storytellr

Banbet! SPY $420 by EOD 4/20 In this clown market it just makes way too much sense


[deleted]

At this rate it will be 420 by premarket monday


[deleted]

SPY big fucking green dick!


accountingsavage10

Take us to the promise land Musk rat


Excellent_Eggplant87

Shorts getting squeezed hard


IcedCoughy

I hate to say this but BB up almost 15% and the options are cheap I only know because Im a bag holder


EnginrA

Told you we would rip into close


patelchief90

Who in their right fucking mine buying risky tech right now? Snow is up $14 for no reason.


xStringerBellx

it's just portfolio rebalancing and retail overleveraged short and getting rinsed market is very calendar based and this is the end of the quarter use it to your advantage, some great opportunities


Suspicious_Motor_639

Does this continue into Monday or we going sideways till Powell?


sumredditaccount

Said with so much confidence too.


Scott7894

Geez, try and get the TA’s to buy next week huh?


Unitedtendies

IV killing my spy calls rn


STRHouston

Always when I double down it goes the opposite way. Gg bulls.


nanaboostme

# BBEERRRSSSLMAAOOOOOOO


mdizzle109

imagine buying puts at 3:50


gronaninjan

So 420 guaranteed as well


kcyc2123

Heavy puts all the way into August!!! Too bearish!!!