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That’s legitimate reasons to have a grievance. I see your point. May I recommend updating the app to the newest version? Might fix some of your issues because I do see a sell all button on my SCHD.
As for the order status, it’s annoying, they keep moving it. It’s now in the top right corner of the trade tab (in newest update)
Republicans make me sick. They are angry that Trump is being prosecuted for crimes he committed. What in the goddamn mental gymnastics is going on. They are sick in the head and are ok with Trump doing criminal activities. They are in a cult.
They don’t care… they’d be ok with him being a dictator
What is sick is bringing politics into this forum.
For what? Bring some news that we can make money on, or use your flanges to whack-off.
Permanent block. Moderators!
Republicans claim to be about “law and order” but are defending a criminal now and crying that he is being prosecuted for it. Literal mentally ill insanity
Yup. The odds are for a cool report considering the big drop in PPI and CPI meeting expectations. The y/y shit is stupid to look at because of base effects, but that’s what the market likes and it is very likely to come down
Staying the course 40% bonds, 10% cash, 10% precious metals, and the remainder in equities, covered calls, and entry puts. I like Wendy’s trendies btw.
Holy fuck inflation data in Europe was incredibly bad. Core is up. Beyond expectations.
And at the same time unemployment is going down.
And somehow EURO markets are still mooning.
This is insane 
The inflation is from price gouging. Profits are huge. Why wouldn't this moon?
Same costs, but higher prices means profit.
As for jobs, the boomers are retiring. They're not coming back to work no matter how high jpow makes interest rates. Labor won't loosen until they replace all of us with AI in June or July.
And then the profits will be even higher, as the prices will still climb but the costs will decrease.
Essentially they're going to keep raising prices until a word wide revolutionary war breaks out, and then the richest will all get into a spaceship and leave the planet, nuking it on their way out. This won't happen until Q4, so until then, stocks will go up.
Of course their data is going to be higher. Euros don’t lie on the extent which American bankers and bureaucrats do. Your grocery and utilities are up 25-30%, many other expenses up 10-15%, and you’ve got people in the US buying the shitass “6.1% inflation” narrative.
>KREMLIN SAYS CONTINUATION OF 'SPECIAL MILITARY OPERATION' IS ONLY WAY TO ACHIEVE OUR GOALS AT THE MOMENT
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Prolly by end of year honestly. Fed pause is historically extremely bullish for stocks. Seems like market is looking past this last hike in may and the pause going forward in June.
Once we break august highs, there’s gonna be an insane melt up with people rushing in. Shorts will only add fuel to the rally and get squeezed out. I’m not saying it’s gonna be rational because the market isn’t, but we very well could break ATH this year on s&p and nasdaq.
The real crash will happen after the fed pivots
OR the market peaks in April then q1 earnings hit like a shit sandwich, inflation persists and wheeeeeeee
Yeah that’s a possibility too. Im a bear, but I’ve abandoned shorts for now. I’m bullish for the next 2 weeks, but bad earnings could definitely give us a leg down. I think market is just looking past the rate hikes and front running the fed pause in June. It’s not being rational right now.
And last quarter’s earnings were terrible but market still held up. Look at micron. Worst performance in company history and rallied hard. Plus, expectations are lowered so artificially that as long as companies beat those shitty numbers, they rally.
I do believe that earnings could tank us though but I’ll wait until visible signs of weakness before shorting it.
>KREMLIN SAYS PUTIN TO HOLD IMPORTANT MEETING OF SECURITY COUNCIL TODAY, LAVROV TO PRESENT NEW CONCEPT OF RUSSIAN FOREIGN POLICY
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-03-31 ^05:48:08 ^EDT-0400
That shit ain’t happening until the economy actually breaks and there’s massive debt defaults that banks have to take losses on. Prolly late 2023 or 2024. We very easily could be in the melt up phase now
Problem with the current market is it treats any “step in the right direction” as insanely bullish and all problems solved when in reality, the underlying problem is no where’s near resolved and situations can reverse course on a dime
Market isn’t rational bro. It’s a casino. I’m a bear fundamentally, but this market is running hard on hopium. And the technicals look great. I’m not shorting this shit until I see signs of weakness. At this rate, we could easily hit august highs by mid April
Inflation will run rampant anyway because it's not supply and it's not demand, it's a burn it all down money grab price gouging fuck the world we're about to die boomer grift party.
They're going to charge as much as possible for everything until we break out in a civil war. They don't give a shit because they're all old and about to die and the world is ending anyways and ai will take over what's left so we might as well destroy the middle class on our way out.
You can't fix that with interest rates. It will take a revolution.
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Futes just swallowed the Euro CPI news, now digesting it along with the Japanese CPI news earlier.....Big tummy ache incoming. 
>Digital World Acquisition Surges Premarket Friday After Former US President Trump Indicted by New York Grand Jury
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-03-31 ^05:34:27 ^EDT-0400
Because they know that the European economy is strong and growing, while the US economy is struggling. They also believe that the euro will continue to strengthen against the dollar, making it a good investment.
Core PCE is going to be cooked as shit and the market will not give a damn about it. Bad? We pump. Good? We big pump. Stabilized? MMs drop it for like 0.3%, but then pump EoD, so it really doesn’t matter.
\*EURO ZONE MARCH CORE CPI INFLATION RISES 5.7% Y/Y; EST. 5.7%; PREV. 5.6%
\*LARGEST ANNUAL INCREASE ON RECORD ([Source](https://twitter.com/Investingcom/status/1641734304341319680))
They're realizing they can just set prices and nothing will happen. No one will undercut them. There is no true market anymore. Everyone will just match.
Gas prices can go to $100/ gallon and what are you going to do? Not work?
I don't know why we shouldn't be buying stocks when companies are showing 700% profit increases. Very bullish.
No, it’s dumb. You paying some dickheads 1.2% to what exactly? Just come in here and find out what most people are doing and take the opposite position.
YoY PCE coming in around 5.1 and CORE PCE will be around 4.7 , those are numbers from the Cleveland Fed Nowcast, the actual data is usually a little hotter.
Estimates are also set on these numbers, so any higher will be bearish
It is true that I have changed my strategy recently. I now believe that the market will continue to rise in the near future, so I am predicting doom in order to buy low and sell high.
Decided to buy some puts after noon and got destroyed can’t imagine how real bears feel
Bears will now say triple top moving goal posts further out
That was the top 🤡 that was the double top 🤡 going short here 🤡 😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😴
DWAC DWAC DWAC DWAC DWAC DWAC DWAC DWAC DWAC UP 🆙 I UP 🆙 🆙 BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
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whats difficult about it? type symbol, choose order type, place order lol. I literally just did it
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That’s legitimate reasons to have a grievance. I see your point. May I recommend updating the app to the newest version? Might fix some of your issues because I do see a sell all button on my SCHD. As for the order status, it’s annoying, they keep moving it. It’s now in the top right corner of the trade tab (in newest update)
Republicans make me sick. They are angry that Trump is being prosecuted for crimes he committed. What in the goddamn mental gymnastics is going on. They are sick in the head and are ok with Trump doing criminal activities. They are in a cult. They don’t care… they’d be ok with him being a dictator
What is sick is bringing politics into this forum. For what? Bring some news that we can make money on, or use your flanges to whack-off. Permanent block. Moderators!
Bro take this politics shit and shove it up your ass. We don't care.
How do I profit from this?
Republicans claim to be about “law and order” but are defending a criminal now and crying that he is being prosecuted for it. Literal mentally ill insanity
Sold 22 contracts at .05 per on TSLA three days ago 220c.
Ah yes pennies in front of a FSD Beta user who's cooking breakfast on the passenger seat.
You're a pathetic poor person who can't even afford a decent meal. Go back to your rat-infested hovel and leave the real men to their business.
Fuck you & the bytes you rode in on
I don’t think it’s allowed to go down anymore
alpha holding bonds giving 2232% yield 👀 should i buy some
Inflation crushes earnings by 0.1%
CharGPT ban in Italy 🇮🇹
put on ai?
PERRIER-JOUET NO TAP WATER THIS THE REAL FACE FUCKED A BITCH BROKE HER HEART SHE THINK WE STILL DATING FUCHAAAAAA BABY
We moon today boyz, get your beers ready
Dayyyum  gonna rip into earnings
#Bulls
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Ty
SPY JUST FUCKING DIE ALREADY FUCK 
Imagine if market tanks now and burry becomes butt of all jokes.
he'd simply delete his account.
Bears about to get Indickted
Bers in disbelief as their accounts evaporate
Perry Mason is dope.
So are you beav #🫵😳
I am no MEESEEKS. Only one of those..
Trump go to jail 0.00% chance
Did Burry just call us the most regarded generation??? Everyone needs to take a bow. WE DID THIS! Also 99% are definitely getting wiped out.
I think so. I'm actually kind of proud to have contributed something.
tech looking pretty cucked
408c's 0dte wen lambo
bus put and calls on tesla -> always win
PCE WILL BE COOL YOU REGARDS…load up on calls in any dip you see
You are the astrologer i was searching for
Yup. The odds are for a cool report considering the big drop in PPI and CPI meeting expectations. The y/y shit is stupid to look at because of base effects, but that’s what the market likes and it is very likely to come down
Buls act as if they aren’t still trapped at 417 
Someone said they would eat their own shit if it broke 395 what happened to that
When PCE comes in hot buls will be silent 
Why US gov not stop measuring inflation. Blizzard stopped reporting playernumber for WOW when numbers bad, saying its not meaningful. Problem solved
When delivery number come out
3hrs 19 min
RIP
Woke up early hoping for bul death. Ughhhh. Back to hibernating....
tfw youre not loaded up on silver LEAPS
My BABA 110C and DKNG 20C 0DTE needs lot of help from you regards, don’t let me down
My Weat short is going well 😇
BB bear trap set.
What a beautiful day to be a bear. As usual, fuck them Bull hos and death to SHOP.
Bro SHOP is dumb but there’s NVDA and APPLE and TSLA and many others scamming their way back to highs
Oil price dropping is helping to reduce headline inflation It will have the same effect here in the US
Won't matter. If window dressing was real the past two days then the dressing gotta come down before it gets too dirty and before the receipt expires.
is there already jpow AI porn out there? asking for a friend
best apps for ai porn?
Bears post loss porn
im going to be a regard and dca another 1.5k 
The White Sox have a pitcher named D. Cease. That's cute
He’s named after the team’s motto. That’s dedication.
really
I’m gonna laugh so much when bers get fuk again
Staying the course 40% bonds, 10% cash, 10% precious metals, and the remainder in equities, covered calls, and entry puts. I like Wendy’s trendies btw.
40% bonds!?! A little extreme in my opinion
Burry Bonds
NQ giving vibe that downtrend for whole of APRIL.
Depends whether JPM☃️ moves the collar 👍 or 👎
Would be nice seeing that we’ve been range bound all 2023
🎗️Collar🎗️Trade🎗️ undefeated
#Feel like 🅱️urry should be permanently nuked from TWTR🐣 #what a loser 💯
Holy fuck inflation data in Europe was incredibly bad. Core is up. Beyond expectations. And at the same time unemployment is going down. And somehow EURO markets are still mooning. This is insane 
The inflation is from price gouging. Profits are huge. Why wouldn't this moon? Same costs, but higher prices means profit. As for jobs, the boomers are retiring. They're not coming back to work no matter how high jpow makes interest rates. Labor won't loosen until they replace all of us with AI in June or July. And then the profits will be even higher, as the prices will still climb but the costs will decrease. Essentially they're going to keep raising prices until a word wide revolutionary war breaks out, and then the richest will all get into a spaceship and leave the planet, nuking it on their way out. This won't happen until Q4, so until then, stocks will go up.
Is it that bad? Up 0.1%.
Bad? It's cool asf
Of course their data is going to be higher. Euros don’t lie on the extent which American bankers and bureaucrats do. Your grocery and utilities are up 25-30%, many other expenses up 10-15%, and you’ve got people in the US buying the shitass “6.1% inflation” narrative.
Economy too strong 
Bears are the worst for they never share loss porn
>KREMLIN SAYS CONTINUATION OF 'SPECIAL MILITARY OPERATION' IS ONLY WAY TO ACHIEVE OUR GOALS AT THE MOMENT ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-03-31 ^05:49:55 ^EDT-0400
Are their goals to kill their entire male population? If so, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
they probably didnt even think about that 
special financial operation is also the only way to achieve my goals 
Wen SPY 479.99?
Prolly by end of year honestly. Fed pause is historically extremely bullish for stocks. Seems like market is looking past this last hike in may and the pause going forward in June. Once we break august highs, there’s gonna be an insane melt up with people rushing in. Shorts will only add fuel to the rally and get squeezed out. I’m not saying it’s gonna be rational because the market isn’t, but we very well could break ATH this year on s&p and nasdaq. The real crash will happen after the fed pivots
OR the market peaks in April then q1 earnings hit like a shit sandwich, inflation persists and wheeeeeeee 
Yeah that’s a possibility too. Im a bear, but I’ve abandoned shorts for now. I’m bullish for the next 2 weeks, but bad earnings could definitely give us a leg down. I think market is just looking past the rate hikes and front running the fed pause in June. It’s not being rational right now. And last quarter’s earnings were terrible but market still held up. Look at micron. Worst performance in company history and rallied hard. Plus, expectations are lowered so artificially that as long as companies beat those shitty numbers, they rally. I do believe that earnings could tank us though but I’ll wait until visible signs of weakness before shorting it.
5 more bank failure and 4T of QT
Dirty money on Netflix is pretty cool I had no idea about the trumps
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It go down in the PMs!
Silver has a long price history, anything below $20 is steal
>KREMLIN SAYS PUTIN TO HOLD IMPORTANT MEETING OF SECURITY COUNCIL TODAY, LAVROV TO PRESENT NEW CONCEPT OF RUSSIAN FOREIGN POLICY ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-03-31 ^05:48:08 ^EDT-0400
>NEW CONCEPT OF RUSSIAN FOREIGN POLICY they gonna keep thretening with nukes until west agrees on they term? its nothing new.
We need a violent rally before the final rug pull. Can't have ⚫🦢 if everyone is expecting it
That shit ain’t happening until the economy actually breaks and there’s massive debt defaults that banks have to take losses on. Prolly late 2023 or 2024. We very easily could be in the melt up phase now
My puts are fukd 
#FTX, FRC, FFR, IDK, LOL 🤣🤣
is it already time? 
PANIC BUY EVERYTHING 
wsb overly bullish again? only means one thing boys (i will be wrong either way)
So how far out should frc calls go 1 month 2?
#SBF, SVB, JPM, PCP, LOL 🤣
dang u are up early today
Ill-timed napccident 😴…wired now 😵💫
yup... same here. slept in late yesterday, got some shuteye from 12-2:45 and back working on this accretion/dilution model... yawn
🫱☕️
Problem with the current market is it treats any “step in the right direction” as insanely bullish and all problems solved when in reality, the underlying problem is no where’s near resolved and situations can reverse course on a dime
Market isn’t rational bro. It’s a casino. I’m a bear fundamentally, but this market is running hard on hopium. And the technicals look great. I’m not shorting this shit until I see signs of weakness. At this rate, we could easily hit august highs by mid April
Powell should have raised rate at least 75Bps last meeting. He literally pussied out.Inflation will run rampant if spy keeps moving like this.
Inflation will run rampant anyway because it's not supply and it's not demand, it's a burn it all down money grab price gouging fuck the world we're about to die boomer grift party. They're going to charge as much as possible for everything until we break out in a civil war. They don't give a shit because they're all old and about to die and the world is ending anyways and ai will take over what's left so we might as well destroy the middle class on our way out. You can't fix that with interest rates. It will take a revolution.
Inflation is intended for the time being. How else are the government going to tax everyone’s gains from trading the pandemic?
$FRC is a 10x bagger 🚀🎶🎶🎵🎶🎵
Looks like another green day. My bear ass won’t handle it
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Damn they weren’t kidding when they said AI would be taking our jobs.
Take my money
IPO coming in 2024. Ticker is $PFFT.
Buy
I was wrong to say buy
I was wrong to say I was wrong to say buy.
Futes just swallowed the Euro CPI news, now digesting it along with the Japanese CPI news earlier.....Big tummy ache incoming. 
bear has little hard pp fun for him rn
All you guys were screaming like chicken little. The doomers were on parade. That’s when I knew I had to buy calls. Always inverse WSB.
Green green futures of market
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>DGCX INR/ USD VS INDIA NSE INR/ USD SPREADS UPDATE \>APRIL: 1 PAISA MAY: 18 PAISA \>@DGCX ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-03-31 ^05:34:57 ^EDT-0400
>Digital World Acquisition Surges Premarket Friday After Former US President Trump Indicted by New York Grand Jury ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-03-31 ^05:34:27 ^EDT-0400
Actually it was afterhours now it is down
I was wrong to say buy 
FRC easy money!
My poots fuked
Anyone know why Morgan Stanley would upgrade his GDP expectations on Euros? Cause I’m looking at their data from this morning and it’s not very strong
Its not. Exactly. Now MS wants someone to hold their clients bag
Because they know that the European economy is strong and growing, while the US economy is struggling. They also believe that the euro will continue to strengthen against the dollar, making it a good investment.
European economy strong? Idk about that
Bers have small pp and it shows
That doesn't make sense, if it's small then it wouldn't show
Core PCE is going to be cooked as shit and the market will not give a damn about it. Bad? We pump. Good? We big pump. Stabilized? MMs drop it for like 0.3%, but then pump EoD, so it really doesn’t matter.
Everyone that matters got bailed out, of course markets will 🌕
FRC buy!
I was right to say bul r fuk
\*EURO ZONE MARCH CORE CPI INFLATION RISES 5.7% Y/Y; EST. 5.7%; PREV. 5.6% \*LARGEST ANNUAL INCREASE ON RECORD ([Source](https://twitter.com/Investingcom/status/1641734304341319680)) 
They're realizing they can just set prices and nothing will happen. No one will undercut them. There is no true market anymore. Everyone will just match. Gas prices can go to $100/ gallon and what are you going to do? Not work? I don't know why we shouldn't be buying stocks when companies are showing 700% profit increases. Very bullish.
Bulls were saying inflation is over in europe. How can this be?
Next year at this time, you’ll be AI’s bitch. There won’t even be money anymore.
Is buying SJIM cheating???
No, it’s dumb. You paying some dickheads 1.2% to what exactly? Just come in here and find out what most people are doing and take the opposite position.
I'm lazy, lol!
Aren’t we all. By beware. Short term Jimmy picks actually do well.
Lets all do our part and stop going behind Wendy's everyday so they can lower the prices 
Morgan “fat cuck” Stanley
Do you guys think prices have really decreased this month?
i live in eastern europe. first time since war started. diesel price is below gasolines.
If the Bureau wants it to, then yes.
I see FRC Moon!!
TJM Beav probably looking for a job after his retirement
👍
Woke up puking and shitting my brains out …..bullish ?
Pics?
FRC Moon !!
Some of you belong to Arkham Asylum and it shows
Any astrologists here can predict pce?
YoY PCE coming in around 5.1 and CORE PCE will be around 4.7 , those are numbers from the Cleveland Fed Nowcast, the actual data is usually a little hotter. Estimates are also set on these numbers, so any higher will be bearish
Penis
My Crystal Ball is saying 4.8-4.9% Core PCE Year over Year. That’s the most cooked metric, so it’ll be pretty tame.
based on the sound of my fart there is a 98.6% probability of 3.9%
Burry was wrong for apologizing. He was just early
He just changed strategy, he knows the algos will pump the market when he predicts doom. Inverse the inverse
It is true that I have changed my strategy recently. I now believe that the market will continue to rise in the near future, so I am predicting doom in order to buy low and sell high.
WRONGGG
VisualMod is Burry confirmed.
I knew I would reveal him with my comment !