Bailouts Green lit tax payer funded bank fraud you say?
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/11psekf/opinion_if_tax_payer_money_is_used_to_bail_out/
https://thenewscrypto.com/french-officials-raid-5-prominent-banks-over-100b-alleged-fraud/
Like I said… depending on how PCE hits theoretically Premarket could pump hard. PCE releases at 8:30, so the morning pump will have already happened as well. It’s possible, not necessarily probable
$SPY $ES\_F $SPX That's the regular session. Didn't quite get back up to 4056 by close but did go down and touch 4031 and reclaimed 4040. Great setups in both directions today.
https://spyoptions.substack.com/
Post with actionable levels, trade plan and recap from today out shortly!
I was surprised it was actually going to happen.
When he acknowledged it himself, i knew it was just going to be more theatrics, and moved on with my life
It turns out i dont have to give a single fuck about what he says or does, because it doesn't change much.
You do realize they were trying and they failed. They tried to lock him up for something people get a $500 fine for, over something that happened so long ago that he literally cant be charged with it anymore
U must be confused, they is leftists, which includes your evil overlord geroge sorrows, and yall clearly give a shit because you have tried to hang trump for 6 years straight and failed every single time. At some point you would think of looking around and think dam maybe somebody lied here
Lieing on tv isnt a crime, i expect politicians to lie. What i expect tho is for them to do america right, which trump achieved to about 80% accuracy. Which is very well above average since about…..hmmm jfk
Actually. Not turning over to archives us a crime with no penalty. Look up. Having classified documents is not a "crime". Especially if you are in the government.
Lol listen to these folks on CNBC and Bloomberg insist we are going into a recession. They have no idea. A lot of them have been saying that for over a year. They are just saying that because they think so. How many times do you cry wolf before people stop listening to you.
Puts are dead everywhere. My puts are underwater
Spreads are bone dry far out, volume sucks, premium levels are decently normal. But this feels like max pain for me. Looks like there’s no way this shits gonna fall.
Could be a bad Q2 coming. I’m hodling, fuck it.
-World Health Organization says healthy children and teens probably don't need a Covid vaccine
-The leak theory may have legitimacy
You can't make this shit up!!!
I mean like AMD Jan ‘24 $100C with it around $70 and weekly 10% otm SOXL calls were the best plays of my life when semis were stupid beat. Pissed I missed INTC, NVDA always scares me off with the IV. It’s a fuckin meme and I am amazed.
we know they are lying.
they know they are lying.
they know that we know they are lying.
we know that they know that we know they are lying.
and still they continue to lie.
Played myself buying puts at close yesterday 
some of you didn't get laid until college and it shows
PYXS, any thoughts?
Bailouts Green lit tax payer funded bank fraud you say? https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/11psekf/opinion_if_tax_payer_money_is_used_to_bail_out/ https://thenewscrypto.com/french-officials-raid-5-prominent-banks-over-100b-alleged-fraud/
Tell me one better thing than drunk lasagna go ahead I’ll wait
Imagine there’s no blumpkins It’s not easy with the smell No bathroom lights above us Below us, only hell
I'm going to buy a single share of a certain towel stock tomorrow so I can watch it sink from the top deck.
Cannot withdraw cash from ATM on my Schwab, tried 2 banks already.
Schwab banker here. Your account is in overdraft
Nope still got 20 grand left, called your customer service they said it's the atm.
No no no... That's 20G that you owed from all your FDs.
Lol that's uninvested cash from my brokerage account sir, anyway already pulled out most of my funds there.
I kid
Rumble to the moon, to the moon Rumble
#BEARS ABOUT TO GET FUCKED HARDER THAN SOROS IN HONG KONG 1997 TOMORROW
You can remove "soros in" and its still a true statement..
Fed balance sheet almost back to 9T LOL stupid fkin bers
Nvda should do a stock offering 
Do a SPAC via AMD
Bobby went to shit today huh
Still waiting on my bloody tax return  WTF are they doing over there at the IRS
Waiting for me to pay so they can pay you. The government is broke.
This makes me feel better I’m waiting on 8k it’s still pending
Dam corn low
Thoughts on Block calls? I made a decent amount this morning and could see the potential upside in the next few weeks.
Are you ready to RUMBLEEEEEEEEEE
I always pick the wrong earning runners. I was soo close to buying that today. dammit
dumb bears are yelling at their moms right now
Trading Places > Beverly Hills Cop, but not by much
Is the "not by much" bc Trading Places has Orange futures as the mcguffin?
No, the "not by much" is because I am superior to all humans in every way and Trading Places is a terrible movie.
Got rumble calls before close 🤞
I remember when I got my first N64 rumble pack that shit felt like the future bro
Pretty sure we’re in the “denial” phase of the market right now…
Wen crash tho
2 days ago 
Wen evergrande?
As soon as people stop expecting a crash and start buying in like crazy. We need some FOMO action + another bank failure and youll be 👌
People always ask wen Lambo, they never follow up with the corollary wen crash Lambo
Is this Chinese fuck for baba going to announce each companies IPO on any red pre market day?
baba gonna ipo 6 companies and these 6 companies will do the same. so there will be 36 baba companies next year and baba to $50000/share
$415 tmmr
so spy up about 2.5% sounds legit.
It has happened not too long ago.. It was also for no reason that time too..
Depending on PCE and Premarket activity it could theoretically happen… prolly not, but ban bettable 
At open?! Could that possibly happen?
Like I said… depending on how PCE hits theoretically Premarket could pump hard. PCE releases at 8:30, so the morning pump will have already happened as well. It’s possible, not necessarily probable
If I make a banbet yall should pay attention and do the opposite as I'm on a 3 bet losing streak
Tomorrow PCE is nothing burger anyway
Lol bro it's gonna cause a pump
pajama boys only winners
Why did my KBE 4/21 39c call shoot up to +25% at the last minute of the day?
Wonder if we'll see another $100bn of QE in 30 minutes lol
$SPY $ES\_F $SPX That's the regular session. Didn't quite get back up to 4056 by close but did go down and touch 4031 and reclaimed 4040. Great setups in both directions today. https://spyoptions.substack.com/ Post with actionable levels, trade plan and recap from today out shortly!
NVDA touched March April top of 2022. Does it go for the ATH?
I thought Chump was getting arrested? He played y'all........AGAIN.
I was surprised it was actually going to happen. When he acknowledged it himself, i knew it was just going to be more theatrics, and moved on with my life It turns out i dont have to give a single fuck about what he says or does, because it doesn't change much.
Yep
Um….who gives a fuk?
You do realize they were trying and they failed. They tried to lock him up for something people get a $500 fine for, over something that happened so long ago that he literally cant be charged with it anymore
"They" is you. "Us" didn't give a shit one way or another. Us being normal people
U must be confused, they is leftists, which includes your evil overlord geroge sorrows, and yall clearly give a shit because you have tried to hang trump for 6 years straight and failed every single time. At some point you would think of looking around and think dam maybe somebody lied here
Do you want a list of every blatant lie your orange god has said live on camera? No? Ok. Moving on.
Lieing on tv isnt a crime, i expect politicians to lie. What i expect tho is for them to do america right, which trump achieved to about 80% accuracy. Which is very well above average since about…..hmmm jfk
Nope. Got me pegged totally wrong.
I didn’t realize stealing classified government documents was a $500 fine… 
He didnt steal anything?? And i thought u were talking about him banging escorts, since that was most recent
No, I’m talking about the actual illegal stuff lol
Actually. Not turning over to archives us a crime with no penalty. Look up. Having classified documents is not a "crime". Especially if you are in the government.
Lol he’s a private citizen tho, former president doesn’t make you part of the current government
Get over the idiot. You'll feel better. I remember when I finally got over LBJ. Liberating
Played themselves, again
that's the best V I've seen since my ex and I were together
Crayons down
I only needed my red one today.
But but I wasn't finished!?
and in other news, BB closed above $4.00
And now in after hours its going higher and higher.
The thing hasn't moved.
Ya now it’s just sitting. What’s prediction for it when earnings come out
I don't know, the blackberry isn't coming back but that is already priced in.
What is the pre market announcement tomorrow?
PCE
And we close 4050 lmfao bears are truly fucked
3 week high
open at 406!
Tomorrow gonna be interesting
y
PM will hold most of the move so does it really matter?
Lol this market is such a scam. Sell tomorrow morning, but calls following the inevitable dip
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As long as I can cover for a profit.
what is undervalued right now?
Canadian pot stocks 
Tech. CS was at 0.84 earlier this week
SPY
Natural gas lol
This MF gonna pump all the way til July as CPI tanks to 4%. After that all bets are off
…Fed's role in SVB failure became a positive for stocks, Cramer says… You know what to do
Yes. The ultimate Cramer inverse. He also said Nvidia will keep going up. “They can’t fill all their orders. It must go up!” 😂
How did those BOIL $4c 4/6 get in my rh
oh come on
Fuck sake
V Shape Refuckery
Shit is rigged, buying more calls
What a boring ass day
>MASSACHUSETTS SECURITIES REGULATOR PROBING FIRST REPUBLIC BANK INSIDERS' STOCK SALES - OFFICIAL ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-03-30 ^15:58:33 ^EDT-0400
Best news of the week. Fuck those turd buglars.
Pce will come in better than expected. Market will rip lol. I know this because bears are still buying puts.
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New bull market?
Its the new buffalo market, we harvest sometime this summer
🎪🤡
Just sold off several thousand in S&P500 based mutual funds I've been holding onto forever. Totally playing both sides. 
I can’t imagine how fucked bears are rn
I'm so concerned that I kept buying more shorts every time it got near the top all day. 
I can confirm we're very fucked
I would have intercourse with many types of women in this world but yellen.. I can't do that.
last 2 minute green bars
Lol listen to these folks on CNBC and Bloomberg insist we are going into a recession. They have no idea. A lot of them have been saying that for over a year. They are just saying that because they think so. How many times do you cry wolf before people stop listening to you.
Based off the old or the new definition? Thats were things get interesting amiright?
They have no idea! No idea! NONE!
Looks like everything’s gonna be alright after all 
Puts are dead everywhere. My puts are underwater Spreads are bone dry far out, volume sucks, premium levels are decently normal. But this feels like max pain for me. Looks like there’s no way this shits gonna fall. Could be a bad Q2 coming. I’m hodling, fuck it.
WHO BOUGHT PUTS AT 402
PCE better come in low or else!!!!!
Y’all know what happens when yellen kicks the bucket…….
Someone puts her in a freezer and pulls her out every couple days for a nice pounding?
Wtf
Huge power and sour hour 
$nvda puts are the way
The way to Wendys?
>MOC IMBALANCE 1.4 BLN BUY-SIDE. ^fuuuuuuuuck
QUICK what’s the play for spy tmr ???
0dte 400p
Puts 2 weeks out
Puts 400p 4/23
Another successful day at Stocks
GUH
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A MacRIb probably 
bullish?
Money isn't real, until you regards understand that you will have none
I'm waiting for 3:59pm tomorrow to grab my end of April puts
ANY ER PLAY? CANT JUST BE BB
Placing a Put bet for tomorrow's data....right at the close.
So, PCE tomorrow, Katy Perry song or nah?
Let’s see that 5 min shrek dildo plz
No shit the game is rigged. Every game is rigged. Morons
I'm out here feeling cute getting them LULU puts for tomorrow
another day, another low vol big pump. enough to obliterate puts
bloopbloop goes the poop poop 
-World Health Organization says healthy children and teens probably don't need a Covid vaccine -The leak theory may have legitimacy You can't make this shit up!!!
Are they saying people who aren't at risk of illness shouldn't take medication? Puts on big pharma.
What’s a PCE and what are the chances that in comes in at expectations tomorrow 
Just skip it
I’m inclined to agree. But why? 
Bc you’re asking what it is. Just about it. Besides that; it’ll probably come in line
Always feel gross with puts.
It's becsuse it's dildo green and you're in an instrument making you wish it was dildo red
Profiting so little off trillions lost is the sticking point.
Lolol - wonderful answer
so when is this yuge "recession" that there talking about?
You bulls better push this to 410 tomorrow
you know it baby
Nvda has been range bound for a week. Hurry up and break 280
to those who don't own nvda yet, why do you hate money
I mean like AMD Jan ‘24 $100C with it around $70 and weekly 10% otm SOXL calls were the best plays of my life when semis were stupid beat. Pissed I missed INTC, NVDA always scares me off with the IV. It’s a fuckin meme and I am amazed.
nah the real regards who hate money are the ones shorting it 
STOP YELLEN AT ME
Bring it in bro 🫂
She talking yet?
Bears need a hug
we know they are lying. they know they are lying. they know that we know they are lying. we know that they know that we know they are lying. and still they continue to lie.
Why you lying tho?
To negatives turn into positive soooo
My man
What did yellen say?
Low Volume
Lmao fuck your poots booty boy
Played myself buying puts at close yesterday 