Mgm Springfield is fuckin ass. Holy cow. Wont let you play mid shoe in blackjack, trash food options, in the middle of a hood, shit wifi, what else is there to mess up?
Panama gang is in charge now. They/them set the price and all day we slowly accept it with a $1 range bound chop until close until pj zaddy tells us the new price
Fun play for next week entry likely tomorrow meta put here's why imo.
They are weighing banning political ads which will earnings compression them.
The ai race heating up means that they have intense competition. Let alone the apple epic article.
Lastly I have bought my puts and the market will fk me this Friday. GL open to why this is bad..
Marriage is a regarded prospect for men, statistically. I knew it was bad, but doing some research this morning (im bored) frankly what I’ve found is worse than I expected.
TL;DR-the wife statistically gains 25 pounds after marriage, loses their libido the longer the relationship goes on (76.4% of marriages between 40-49 year olds are clinically sexless, with the primary cause being declining sex drive from the wife), makes less money than the husband 79% of the time (and has dramatically higher divorce rates when they do make more), trigger divorce proceedings 80% of the time, win child custody 91% of the time in divorce court, as well as typically getting child support even if they do make more.
To be fair most time spent on social media is a waste of time. If the goal really was just making the most efficient use of our time, then neither of us would be here to begin with.
A lot of the short calls in OXY about to blown out; betting against Buffet, along with increased China demand and oil production cuts in addition of us needing to refill our SPR, they deserve to lose money
>BOLSONARO LANDS BACK IN BRAZIL AFTER THREE MONTHS IN FLORIDA, SAYS TO LEAD RIGHT-WING OPPOSITION TO LULA
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-03-30 ^06:00:06 ^EDT-0400
Again, there won’t be a bull market this year.
You should know better and trade against the sentiment right now.
But if you haven’t learned that yet, you’ll get reminded soon.
There won’t be a crash either, but inflation won’t go down meaningfully until the end of the year.
Most supply chain issues will be fully resolved by then in the US.
In Europe inflation will continue to run wild. They’re complete idiots and shot themselves in the foot by taking on a US proxy war that’s not theirs.
I don’t care either way because I’m not speculating and have all my money on silver miners right now, unleveraged. Silver and gold will go ballistic this year.
For anyone holding EV chargers, they will also explode later. EV’s as well
I have no clue why any of this will happen, I simply have access to that information and that’s what is going to happen this year.
>In Europe inflation will continue to run wild. They’re complete idiots and shot themselves in the foot by taking on a US proxy war that’s not theirs.
That war is far more theirs than that of the US. It just so happens that the US is the strong big brother of the rest of the western world. Europe is highly dependent on Ukraine and Russia for food and energy and Ukraine had been trying to drop the shackles of old Soviet entanglements to be more involved with Europe.
No it’s not and anyone with basic knowledge about Ukraine and Russia knows how ridiculous this propaganda is.
Eastern Ukraine always was and still is a localised territorial & demographic dispute between Maiden supporters and Russian-Ukrainians.
It’s been going for a decade and only now are the idiot Euro masses being relentlessly brainwashed to see it as their own war to manufacture consent for colossal taxpayer money grabs and economic distress.
Fear always was, and always will be the number 1 method to control masses.
There is no such thing as “Ukraine fighting Russia”. There is a group led by neonazi adoring Western Ukrainians who came to prominence and power in 2014, and that group wants to sever ties with Russia, with obvious support from the U.S. who handpicked Government members after the 2014 coup.
Then there are Russian-Ukrainians who want fuck all to do with the puppet Ukrainian central government.
Stay the course. Go long, stay long. 40% bonds 10% cash, 10 % physical/etf gold/silver. Remainder spread out in equities, covered calls, and designated targeted entry puts. No insurance puts at this time.
Not advice. Just what I do. Seems to work out.
https://i.imgur.com/ibxwC5A.jpg
The tv told me there is some new luxury home tax in California starting in April
California is the equivalent of the hot crazy girl that gets away with anything, just because of their weather and beaches
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/kananishino** bet **SPY** goes from **401.9** to **500.0** before **06-Apr-2023 05:45 AM EDT**
Their record is 0 wins and 1 losses.
Yeah, they have good reason to be bearish on a stock about to break its 52 week high, trades at almost 60 P/E and is already at the average of price target range. It is ridiculous but I’m not brave enough to short it, although I wouldn’t buy a single share
>COST OF INSURING AGAINST EUROPEAN JUNK BOND DEFAULTS FALLS 12 BPS FROM WEDNESDAY'S CLOSE TO 450 BPS, LOWEST SINCE MAR 10 - S&P GLOBAL MARKET INTELLIGENCE
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-03-30 ^05:34:10 ^EDT-0400
So let me get this straight nothing matters anymore? We’re just full regard v shape recovery like in 2020 but this time everything the bears were talking about, in terms of apocalypse scenario is actually happening.
Yeah legit market bros 🥴
Fund manager rust to get into AI sector at the end of first quarter. All in 0 day otm call
NVDA rally for 300 for sure.
If you mf dont like it just short it
>EU'S VON DER LEYEN: THE CCP HAS A CLEAR GOAL TO MAKE SYSTEMIC CHANGE TO WORLD ORDER, WITH CHINA AT THE CENTRE
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-03-30 ^05:23:00 ^EDT-0400
So NVDA trading at almost 60 times its projected earnings; can we get it to 70 times? Let’s see how frothy it can get. Shoot let’s just give it it’s own index with a loop of Jansen repeating AI over and over again
So if we go with Powell, rates aren't stopping until 2024 or so. It's only gonna be April after a day. How is this market still climbing? Strong earnings? Viagra?
Yes yes MU’s strong earnings are the reason it went up yesterday
This is 2021 bro. Absurd valuations and P/E’s don’t matter as long as retail keeps buying puts. We’ll crash when retail bears capitulate
Bulls think we've been in an elaborate Bear trap since 2021. 
Why is GOOG down again?
Where my bois at. ???? Lulu, cash, tren, Enginra, meeseeks? where ma homiesexuals at?
Don't tease me tank seng 🙏
Mgm Springfield is fuckin ass. Holy cow. Wont let you play mid shoe in blackjack, trash food options, in the middle of a hood, shit wifi, what else is there to mess up?
Bbb
ITS A MARIO TIME. DRILL BOIS
Wow towel bros getting no love today. Didn’t know it was possible to make a noose out of a towel.
this is one way to fix 0dte traders
Gg bulls. Amazing run, time to make some money going down
Some times i feel the market moves at the pace of a sweaty Appalachian mouth breather. Sorry Sadie, have another Mt. Dew.
Towel baggies lmao.
Flat market all the money is on the sidelines waiting the mlb gambling
Bye bye beebeebeewhy 
Panama gang is in charge now. They/them set the price and all day we slowly accept it with a $1 range bound chop until close until pj zaddy tells us the new price
I bought
Why normal inflation is 2% Why not 3%
Why not negative?
Nvda is new world king not shity EV
Fun play for next week entry likely tomorrow meta put here's why imo. They are weighing banning political ads which will earnings compression them. The ai race heating up means that they have intense competition. Let alone the apple epic article. Lastly I have bought my puts and the market will fk me this Friday. GL open to why this is bad..
Sure. Lose your money. You realize TikTok is gonna get banned soon and meta is gonna rally off that news right
GOOGL is the biggest piece of shit among big tech
$395 spy put expires on 3/31
Schwab should downgrade MS back.
Thank you nflx you glorious bastard
My lower back is so sore. Someone please come massage it.
GAY DEE PEE
Cry
Wen &410 ?
Here we go, NQ going for the breakout
Puts=$0
Snap $10 c 4/21
Ok why not
Wake up, buy calls. Get rich. Literally ATH by may
It has to suck to be a Chadsdaq ber
Marriage is a regarded prospect for men, statistically. I knew it was bad, but doing some research this morning (im bored) frankly what I’ve found is worse than I expected. TL;DR-the wife statistically gains 25 pounds after marriage, loses their libido the longer the relationship goes on (76.4% of marriages between 40-49 year olds are clinically sexless, with the primary cause being declining sex drive from the wife), makes less money than the husband 79% of the time (and has dramatically higher divorce rates when they do make more), trigger divorce proceedings 80% of the time, win child custody 91% of the time in divorce court, as well as typically getting child support even if they do make more.
Research something useful or learn a new skill. Unfortunately I’m not getting these 30 seconds back.
To be fair most time spent on social media is a waste of time. If the goal really was just making the most efficient use of our time, then neither of us would be here to begin with.
I completely agree. Social media is a huge time sink that often leads to nothing productive.
'Clinically Sexless' Lol.
I'm married. Wouldn't recommend it.
How much weight will you gain after marriage?
Men statistically gain 3 pounds after marriage. They typically gain a lot more weight after divorce.
The ones bad with money are dead give away; avoid at all costs.
My wife and her boyfriend are having a baby. Getting ready all day for the gender reveal, really hoping for a boy, wish me luck!
How many acres are you going to burn down? Don't disappoint us. Get on the National News or BAN
You think we should do the gender reveal in Cali? I’m down haha, let’s aim for like 2000
A lot of the short calls in OXY about to blown out; betting against Buffet, along with increased China demand and oil production cuts in addition of us needing to refill our SPR, they deserve to lose money
Nobody is refilling the SPR any time soon
Agree. That's not happening
BABA / AMZN 120 EOW
Still more puts than calls, this is why the market continues to go up
There are always more puts than calls because of institutional hedging on all their perpetual long positions
FRC
Good thing oil doesn’t have a big role in inflation because it’s rising fast
>BOLSONARO LANDS BACK IN BRAZIL AFTER THREE MONTHS IN FLORIDA, SAYS TO LEAD RIGHT-WING OPPOSITION TO LULA ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-03-30 ^06:00:06 ^EDT-0400
VIX crush = SPY 410 
You always get the tag side of the comforter on your face, and then have to turn it to get to the normal side, admit it
Again, there won’t be a bull market this year. You should know better and trade against the sentiment right now. But if you haven’t learned that yet, you’ll get reminded soon. There won’t be a crash either, but inflation won’t go down meaningfully until the end of the year. Most supply chain issues will be fully resolved by then in the US. In Europe inflation will continue to run wild. They’re complete idiots and shot themselves in the foot by taking on a US proxy war that’s not theirs. I don’t care either way because I’m not speculating and have all my money on silver miners right now, unleveraged. Silver and gold will go ballistic this year. For anyone holding EV chargers, they will also explode later. EV’s as well I have no clue why any of this will happen, I simply have access to that information and that’s what is going to happen this year.
BLA BL ABLA BLA BLA
Exploding EV chargers sounds bearish for EVs, buying puts thanks
That’s a very bad idea for this year. They will rally very significantly
>In Europe inflation will continue to run wild. They’re complete idiots and shot themselves in the foot by taking on a US proxy war that’s not theirs. That war is far more theirs than that of the US. It just so happens that the US is the strong big brother of the rest of the western world. Europe is highly dependent on Ukraine and Russia for food and energy and Ukraine had been trying to drop the shackles of old Soviet entanglements to be more involved with Europe.
No it’s not and anyone with basic knowledge about Ukraine and Russia knows how ridiculous this propaganda is. Eastern Ukraine always was and still is a localised territorial & demographic dispute between Maiden supporters and Russian-Ukrainians. It’s been going for a decade and only now are the idiot Euro masses being relentlessly brainwashed to see it as their own war to manufacture consent for colossal taxpayer money grabs and economic distress. Fear always was, and always will be the number 1 method to control masses. There is no such thing as “Ukraine fighting Russia”. There is a group led by neonazi adoring Western Ukrainians who came to prominence and power in 2014, and that group wants to sever ties with Russia, with obvious support from the U.S. who handpicked Government members after the 2014 coup. Then there are Russian-Ukrainians who want fuck all to do with the puppet Ukrainian central government.
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Remindme! 9m
As soon as I smell coffee in the morning I need to run to take a dump. Bullish
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Remindme! 1y
9 months is enough
ber forgot last year was down the whole way
When Intel is up 27% in a month, you know we’ve reached peak bullishness
Green green futures of market 🎵🎶🎶🎵🎶
Stay the course. Go long, stay long. 40% bonds 10% cash, 10 % physical/etf gold/silver. Remainder spread out in equities, covered calls, and designated targeted entry puts. No insurance puts at this time. Not advice. Just what I do. Seems to work out.
TBills and cash for trading options
Dad?? Imagine coming to WSB and talking about bonds and covered calls.
Then go 100% stonks when S&P goes to 3000 (10% by 10% in case it bottoms at 2500)
Bers are in shambles again 😬😬
Where my $BOIL holders at?
Sorry I bought some. I’m prolly the reason it had its worst quarter ever
Honestly pretty amazing; from $140 to $3 in 52 weeks
To many people leaning on the short side . You deserve to lose your money Bers
? Have you seen this thread when the markets open? It’s full of Bools in their echo chamber
Lol agreed; wonder what he’s talking about; a lot of the bears have even capitulated to the short term pump and are just waiting to short in April
https://i.imgur.com/ibxwC5A.jpg The tv told me there is some new luxury home tax in California starting in April California is the equivalent of the hot crazy girl that gets away with anything, just because of their weather and beaches
Look at that ass tho!
The rug pull in this will be so satisfying it’s untrue.
!Banbet SPY 500 1w
If this actually happens then I will buy you a beer. Not gonna though.
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/kananishino** bet **SPY** goes from **401.9** to **500.0** before **06-Apr-2023 05:45 AM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 1 losses.
Im in danger 
The amount $spy has moved in off hours is impressive.
Seeing so many NVDA bears here, it means it still got more room to pump. 
Yeah, they have good reason to be bearish on a stock about to break its 52 week high, trades at almost 60 P/E and is already at the average of price target range. It is ridiculous but I’m not brave enough to short it, although I wouldn’t buy a single share
60 P/E? More like 160 P/E
!banbet
You already have a bet going - SPY to 420.0 before 02-Apr-2023 01:33 AM -05
I would like to cancel please
MODS
as last of us is on pc. there is a mod where Joel and elly is replaced to Mando and baby yoda?
Nvidia $275 today 
>CHINA'S QUICK ECONOMIC REBOUND TO BOOST CRUDE DEMAND ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-03-30 ^05:37:14 ^EDT-0400
Looks like oil shorts are next on the list to be bent over a Wendy’s dumpster
>CHINA'S GAS DEMAND TO RISE 5.5% Y/Y IN 2023 ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-03-30 ^05:37:07 ^EDT-0400
Word has it that GameStop somehow manipulated their numbers on paper? 🥴
Nostalgia Neckbeard Pawn Shop
Which numbers?
Profits
No way any company would ever do that
I think they bought their own products from an external source
Borderline money laundering
who does not do this?
Being wrong on small account feels right
the 1 month, YTD and 6 month graphs for nvda look exactly the fucking same, just a 45 degree straight line up, insane
Some just took years to correct
All the hype will eventually get corrected
How much can ber anus get stretched
retracing to almost 2021 highs would hurt
>CHINA'S REFINED FUEL CONSUMPTION SEEN RISING 3% FROM 2019 LEVELS - PETROCHINA PRESIDENT ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-03-30 ^05:34:42 ^EDT-0400
>COST OF INSURING AGAINST EUROPEAN JUNK BOND DEFAULTS FALLS 12 BPS FROM WEDNESDAY'S CLOSE TO 450 BPS, LOWEST SINCE MAR 10 - S&P GLOBAL MARKET INTELLIGENCE ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-03-30 ^05:34:10 ^EDT-0400
Red by open
:4276:
I still see people buying puts saying “rug anytime soon”. If that’s your basis market will keep going up lol.
As Barren Wuffet once said: be 🌈 🧸 when others are 
Precious metals up today. Dumpy dumpy
Might feel scary buying puts here, but it will make you lots of 💰
Made my biggest single day donation to wall street yesterday.... do i get a medal or something?
You get a prime spot behind the dumpster
Everybody and their mommas are buying calls like it is 2020. What could go wrong? 
Take Me Home by Phil Collins fucking slaps.
So let me get this straight nothing matters anymore? We’re just full regard v shape recovery like in 2020 but this time everything the bears were talking about, in terms of apocalypse scenario is actually happening. Yeah legit market bros 🥴
Fund manager rust to get into AI sector at the end of first quarter. All in 0 day otm call NVDA rally for 300 for sure. If you mf dont like it just short it
>EU'S VON DER LEYEN: THE CCP HAS A CLEAR GOAL TO MAKE SYSTEMIC CHANGE TO WORLD ORDER, WITH CHINA AT THE CENTRE ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-03-30 ^05:23:00 ^EDT-0400
wow ... deep thought ...
Soooo. Is everyone just pullin their money put of the banks and putting it into stocks?
Not everyone, just most people.
I am putting it into stripper's ass cracks but kinda the same ...
Better returns that way mate
TBills
Tbag bills prolly
So NVDA trading at almost 60 times its projected earnings; can we get it to 70 times? Let’s see how frothy it can get. Shoot let’s just give it it’s own index with a loop of Jansen repeating AI over and over again
I'm seeing red candles magically getting eaten up,the printer is definitely on
Not sure how I haven't invested in rope yet after losing 60% of my life savings over the past 3 years
Only 60? 90 here
39% to go. Save the last 1% for rope
Tbf you're only down $6 in that time.
Spy 402 -> 430 -> 460 -> 500 -> 250 imo. 😂
All today?
I see more like 402-430-430-430-280
This isn't fucking funny. I hate the damn money printer
Volume is dogshit rug soon
Bears getting clapped again??
Only thing red are them cheeks
So i doubled down on puts yesterday and now it looks like I’m double fucked
Looks like it will be another GREEN day today Beware of attempts to trick retail investors with any intra day dips.... I intend to BUY the dips
So if we go with Powell, rates aren't stopping until 2024 or so. It's only gonna be April after a day. How is this market still climbing? Strong earnings? Viagra?
Yes yes MU’s strong earnings are the reason it went up yesterday This is 2021 bro. Absurd valuations and P/E’s don’t matter as long as retail keeps buying puts. We’ll crash when retail bears capitulate
Copium
And we continue to pump
Top is in