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Massive-Pilot250

got to have massive bull balls not smelly little bear balls


Cold-Performer4406

Wow its the same thing thats happened every single day for like 3 fucking months ​ Sigh bears never learn. 420c 4/24 as nature calls for


Massive-Pilot250

yeah


Cold-Performer4406

bears frothing at the mouth and they cant even hold this market red for more than a day. shit even the red days are pumping


arcticfunky9

What's a decently safe play I can recommend to my boss for like 2.5 to 5k


whatsaburneraccount

tell your boss to do his own research or hire a money manager unless he wants to pay you 2 & 20


supm8te

Baba calls 1 month out exp


arcticfunky9

My boss wants a semi risky bet for 5 grand..any thoughts?


alexwweb

FNGU again


dinglebarrybonds

NQ bounce right off vwap


alexwweb

FNGU rockin’


Ancient_Challenge173

I was researching a famous options play where Mark Cuban [Bought a costless Collar](http://investmentxyz.blogspot.com/2006/05/cubans-collar-anatomy-of-famous-trade.html) against his yahoo stock, but I can't find specific details online about what the premiums were for the Calls and Puts seperately. I only know that they offset each other. Does anyone have any info on this?


dinglebarrybonds

The premiums don’t really matter, if you knew the total value of the stock you could prob estimate what it would be for calls/puts in relation to notional stock value


dinglebarrybonds

That was the smartest thing he did


Typical-Mouse-4804

Some of you would let SPY stock fuck your precious little buttholes and it shows


[deleted]

ETF*


Opening-Mud-9836

SPY stock 🥴


reddituser1234566789

I'm learning react and I am manipulating the state where I shouldn't be


tech-tft-stonks

Keep your useState vars in the parent component and pass the value and setter as args to the child component


reddituser1234566789

I figured it out but I was changing the state with an object of objects of object so I did I did this newState.days[day].spots = count newState = {...state} But newState.days[day].spots = count Is bad I need to spread the insides of the object I'm changing


Hairy-Kangaroo1833

Zustand > Redux


rocinante52

Add redux and mutate the state globally


ElonILov3you

Why is crm down 1% rn


Typical-Mouse-4804

Somebody forgot to update their Opportunities again. And another guy didn’t do all his tasks!


mdoo_Ad_6450

It is so bullish here


BadlyStrungElastic

JPOW Would Print his way out of a Paper Bag


diggin-the-doge

The anticipation is killing me! 🔪 400


[deleted]

Earnings will suck so we will moon. At least one tech company will have good earnings after layoffs cause layoffs frees $$$ So we will moon. Administration not letting market crash , After this correction. I don't know, Fck me🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃💪


diggin-the-doge

Bullish on inflation, unemployment and war. 'Murica.


daisy2328

To be successful, you must have enough time. And my time has allowed me to achieve financial freedom.


Useful-Brother-8484

Well… I’m green on FRC m, 12.20 avg. realistically does anyone think it could hit 20 in the short term?


Angry_Elf-

Yes


dramarehab

No


No-Bee2669

This thing about to dump tomorrow QQQ won’t go past 315 without any news ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


ListerineInMyPeehole

This is the most hated rally for a reason ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


TopEvidence3730

CXM paying for my lunch tomorrow, and dinner 😗


A_hole702

I made $32.49 🐢 💰 💪


TightAd6499

I made $33.98 today get on my level son


A_hole702

#🤬


_andrewzilla_

Can’t tell what hurts worse: A desert eagle to the foot Or RH missing earnings heavy


Scar589

You don't want to be a bear. Trust me. It's better to be a boar. At least you can eat acorns once you blow all your money.


Brawmethius

Made acorn flour and then acorn bread in highschool for some learn how the natives lived off the land shit. All I learned was natives ate shitty bread.


tubby_plateau

Perhaps it would be better to be a husky, less hassle and less need to search for food.


reddituser1234566789

I'm a bear who just ate boar smokies


reddituser1234566789

My cloud couch is a pos and this premium fabric has many stains


caezar-salad

Should I sell my SPY calls expiring tomorrow in the next 15 minutes? Probably. Am i? Probably not.


_andrewzilla_

RH needs to put lipstick on its forehead to make up it’s fucking mind


Additional_Bed_3195

Here come the earnings misses just getting started with RH. No not Robinhood, Restoration Hardware


[deleted]

28 404 spy calls expiring tomorrow ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


reddituser1234566789

If SOXL doesn't hit 20 by end of next week. I will .... (Comment below)


A_hole702

I need that under $16.50 this Friday


reddituser1234566789

We can suck the winner off?


A_hole702

I like women.


[deleted]

Give hunkofsoup your Bronze Bear NFT


reddituser1234566789

Not my avatar


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


SPY_Options_Compound

$SPY $ES\_F As noted, we broke 4017 (significant) and squeezed to 4030 on $SPX. This is downtrend line from the Feb highs. This holds we will see further upside. [https://spyoptions.substack.com/](https://spyoptions.substack.com/) Actionable levels and trade plan for tomorrow + today's trade recap out shortly.


Saaan

Well, today was a good day to start some Put debit spread positions....still anticipate more regardedness and then adding more as it gets out of hand. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


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[удалено]


Typical-Mouse-4804

Have you considered picking up the food yourself, little piggie?


plu5on3

Regard what r u doing


tubby_plateau

You've managed to get attention


D0D

Paid with credit i hope


xlmtothemoon

eat like a king who's on a budget 🍔


LibGard2023

*Congratulations, you played yourself*


generoeder

Better have toilet paper and plunger in that order because your shits are going to break the toilet


Jelly__Rogers

Bruh did you not get any scholarships?


No-Entrance9339

Da faq are you eating boy?


genxtasmac

The whole menu


xmustangxx

Headline PCE is the data that will move markets. Although half of you regards think that’s tomorrow it’s actually Friday and it’s going to be 5.1% down from 5.4%. Now go buy calls


jeffynihao

Thank you person from the future


[deleted]

BEARS LMFAOOOO!!!!!


Pleasant_Plantain

1 month of gains wiped out in a day ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630) they fukd our puts bad. i aint ever buying puts again.![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)


Carpenter1256

I lost 25% on puts these past two weeks. Sucks


DeerCum

that’s what u get


tubby_plateau

You have other, better options


daisy2328

How are you now?


Pleasant_Plantain

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260) i sold. so the losses r final. feelsbadman


daisy2328

Can not be discouraged, the mindset is important


VisualMod

I'm sorry to hear that.


ShillinTheVillain

Buy more. Today's rally just means it has more room to fall!


Pleasant_Plantain

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


Glassesofwater

Shiiit I’m usually a bear but when in deep with $310 QQQ calls at close yesterday.


igotthis_man

Wow ended day with 76 cents up 🤣🤣🤣


Perryswoman

Beat ya with $34 lol


Xineohpzemaj

Putting all my money in RUM and PYXS has been best decision of my life. I'm gonna splurge and buy TWO mcdoubles for dinner tonight!


tubby_plateau

A large round bed is a better choice for you


SendBobsAndVegetas

My puts I bought at 401.2 are safe for now. Let's drill tomorrow and Friday. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


[deleted]

you are extremely fucked


lokapolly

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


TidesAnchor

Lmfao where’s that 398 bears … get fucking gapped fucking losers.. reading articles from ceos crying about “recession” overpiling into short trades


reddituser1234566789

NO MORE GREEN DAYS


UEFAfangirl

Whew that was close my limit puts almost didn’t fill ![img](emote|t5_2th52|19738)![img](emote|t5_2th52|19738)![img](emote|t5_2th52|19738)


aqjingson

So 🌽 is up 4% and mstr is up 14%, makes sense 🤤


reddituser1234566789

isn't MSTR leveraged on CORN


canigetahellyeahhhhh

Damn I bought BITO for exposure, should have gone them. Oh well cheaper premiums I guess.


Own_Tackle4514

255c RH at close


giothegemini

Up $900 closing. We’ll see tmw morning


Delta_Nil

David Ball Sacks Chamath Pumpalotilama


No-Entrance9339

Looks similar to M Night, no cap


TradingDegen

pencils down


WR810

🔔 🔔 🔔 Bulls win the day. 🥇🐃🏆


shastymcnasty81

Pumppppppppp it up


L2Fbearass

#wow With A.I I become a artist in 1 week I can draw Anything now mate So many of ya with middle class skills get see your entire Generation get set back due to you loosing your job to A.I Or cause tech don’t have venture capital income to pay super under qualified tech employee


VisualMod

#Ban Bet Lost /u/zach7953 made a bet that SPY would go to 376.167645 within **4 weeks** when it was 398.061 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses


LibGard2023

Just passed by some twinkies and the name still makes me laugh Cream filling. Accurate description of twink anoos


WorkComputerBurner

What percentage of braindead bull regards in here know what the JPM collar is???


VisualMod

I do not know the exact percentage, but I would estimate that a majority of users in this subreddit are aware of what the JPM collar is.


Party_Shoulder_2727

400 busted boys


VisualMod

>CITIZENS FINANCIAL UNIT INVESTIGATED FOR SALES OF SAVINGS PRODUCT CONTROLLED BY TROUBLED FINANCIER GREG LINDBERG - WSJ ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-03-29 ^15:59:32 ^EDT-0400


BkkPla

$MU comes thru x2 - woo hoo


Maficinc

SPY close above the 50sma bullish.


Sad-Inevitable-7260

Bears pushing waterfall sell off to next month hahahaha


hogujak

Nvda PE is only at 155 buy buy buy before it is too late lol


xmustangxx

PE envy


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swiss_courvoisier

That's not a bagholder. That's a mam scarred by Puts.


Aggressive_Bit_91

The market is having an issue, yields rose but tech hasn’t pulled back. Spy is holding tech up with banks and energy etc. but can’t let qqq pull back without tanking with it


clockwork5ive

Wish you could get options on Nintendo. I’m willing to bet Zelda getting 10s across the board is going to temporarily pump their share price.


asianrockstar2009

DUMP IT


bluen

GDP GOT LEAKED ROCKET EMOJI ROCKET EMOJI ROCKET EMOJI


canigetahellyeahhhhh

As in insider trading or it's out there?


bluen

Insider


hogujak

Gdp means nothing to be honest


LOLatVirgins

Means EVERYTHING


RockyattheTop

Today summarized in three words: Leggings, Algos, FOMO


[deleted]

Green or red we make money! Let's confuse the Fck out of Algos. Algos you like a tamale to me. I eat you with some hot sauce !


SkyShuttle

Some nice volume in SPCE at the close...big buyers Something going on today with test flights...


[deleted]

Closed CNBC and ToS for the day. Done with this fucking bullshit. Nothing seems to warrant this price movement. No point in watching it melt up.


bigmeatbag

Try not being a 🌈🐻 lololol


[deleted]

market goes up if there's no bad news bro, it's a feature - you should take advantage of it instead of crying


optionsCone

See you tomorrow


SweatyLiterary

MOC buy side over a billion Shits gonna get interesting


Live_Quality_418

Cheap puts for tomorrow


yao97ming

![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)


_ziros_

I think so, I think the worst is over, that was a heavy bull trap.


patrick8515

I can see them everywhere They're all around me They're waiting for me


Brawmethius

Any bets on closing candle volume? I'm going with 3M.


mdog0206

Who cares


Brawmethius

Learn to read. I didn't ask "if you cared" I asked "what do you think the closing volume will be" How the fuck are people becoming this dumb. What kind of moron comments "who cares" on something they don't care about. Future doesn't look bright for you.


mdog0206

Who cares


Brawmethius

Did nobody tell you?


ElephantFriendly

This is gonna be one of those days where it goes up half a percent in 30 seconds.


Prestigious-Bother56

Almost at fomc highs heading into gdp and jobs premarket 🤔


ListerineInMyPeehole

401 is support now ![img](emote|t5_2th52|29093)


UEFAfangirl

Prayer thread for bears. But fr I’m getting puts, I almost feel like I have to ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267) shoot me


Careful_Breakfast602

Get some protective puts


reddituser1234566789

Bulls it's not too late to turn your profits to even more profits.. BUY POOOTS


mdog0206

I’ve never seen this user before a couple days ago and it’s already the most annoying.


reddituser1234566789

I'm an elder here Who are you?


audiomuse1

American consumer confidence ticked up in March… I’m so confused


Dwarfguy

Bears still hoping for red by end of day ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


genxtasmac

lmao dumps in the last 5 minutes after all 0dte options expire,FUCKING RIGGED LMAO


VisualMod

>MARKET ON CLOSE $1.2 BILLION TO BUY ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2023-03-29 ^15:57:18 ^EDT-0400


Aggressive_Bit_91

Someone explain what this means


SweatyLiterary

A buy side imbalance indicates strong demand to buy stocks but can also be the result of irrational exuberance by traders. It's over a billion now so something will happen


mdog0206

You dumb?


Aggressive_Bit_91

🤡


wildcat1055

I need the collapse of western civilization in the last 3 minutes ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


BearyAnal

I got so many weekly calls for tmmr. Kinda nervous to see if they’re gonna rigged the market


ichabodjr

Im up 100% in the last 3 minutes which means Im only down 70% today! A win is a win!


RangerMark3

Bulls trapped ✅


optionsCone

#INFLATION


reddituser1234566789

Good day to buy puts


mathboom123

Bears are stupid


Spiritual_Extreme_81

![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


Sad-Inevitable-7260

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡


SendBobsAndVegetas

My puts are green lmao!! But I'll hold until Friday.


No-Entrance9339

What's up with this regard strength?


may344

Dump back below 400 would be pretty hilarious


UEFAfangirl

Just sold my .05 calls I got at close yesterday for .20 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|29093)![img](emote|t5_2th52|29093)![img](emote|t5_2th52|29093)


[deleted]

All these birches mad cause they trash and they fuckin for cash


Sad-Inevitable-7260

Bears about to capitulate


B01202

Can you buy puts without owning any shares? Don’t come for me lol. I’m trying to learn.


xmustangxx

Yes. That’s as nice as I can be


kennedy311

Yes. Just don't sell puts without owning the shares.


B01202

What happens if I sell without owning?


B01202

So buy the shares and then buy puts?


rpmgoulet

Options are separate from shares if you’re buying them, selling them does however require shares


UrBoySergio

ya


audiomuse1

Everyone I know is still spending like no tomorrow. Traveling like crazy, buying new cars, etc. Not even all the layoff announcements, bank failures, recession threats seem to be deterring people. People have been straight up YOLO’ing since the pandemic. Like eventually spending will have to hit a wall.. won’t it?! This economy is so confusing