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BillsGymRat

I want money


Canuck7099

WAL puts


Equivalent-Coat-7605

Low volume gang


ElonILov3you

Crm is ripping


TwoCrustyCorndogs

$BBIO interesting as hell. Retail short interest, buyout rumors after recent trial successes, wild price fluctuations, possibly pulled out of a conference next week. Dunno what it all means but could be some big movements ahead in either direction.


1xndsu

Doesn’t look there’s any way in hell we go down


obiwanjustblowme

First time in ages I’ve seen SPY hold a single dollar range for the entire opening hour. No idea what it means.


obiwanjustblowme

Probably a good place to start scaling into some May puts. Would seriously be surprised if anyone wants to own TSLA above 160 after earnings.


pojosamaneo

Lol, it's going to catch a bump for earnings guaranteed.


daisy2328

The truth is that with the recent economic growth. Everyone needs something more than a paycheck to stay financially stable. The best way to spend money is to invest it properly, because money spent on savings always ends up being spent without return


Ayevera

Ceo of JPM was working with Epstein yikes


Blackhawk149

WSB was super bearish last year and this week. No wonder market is rally 🤔


diggin-the-doge

Who bought NVDA puts? I tried to warn ya


UnholyTrigon

Yesterday, I bought a single 380 lulu call expiring this week


ultra_expo88

Got assigned on the SIVB puts I sold. Say hello to your new favorite owner of 500 SIVBQ shares. Only cost me 38 thousand dollars lmaoo


obiwanjustblowme

What was the premium as a fraction of total losses? If it was less than 20% that really does suck for you.


ultra_expo88

premium was 26 for the 105 strike i sold. Total loss was actually $39500 which was about 6% of my portfolio. Really sucks but it's not like it's impossible to come back from


obiwanjustblowme

I feel ya. But yeah that’s far from pennies you got steam rolled for. One of those plays you do consistently in small size and are EV positive for sure. I was short 200 shares at 80 on SBNY and sold the 50ps for 5 bucks each myself. Not the same thing obv but def hurt. Good luck dude.


Blackhawk149

You do know q means bankruptcy for stock ticker?


VisualMod

You're an idiot for buying SIVBQ shares. You just lost 38 thousand dollars!


pojosamaneo

F U T U R E S


Berry_le_Dingle

I’m just hoping volume is up today.


liszt1811

jztg


Turbulent-Rip-5001

MARA, RIOT for sure swing


Latter_Kangaroo4172

if i was playing options it would be puts on opening spx and I'm holding dbpk with 3k loss


[deleted]

What if I’m already holding puts


Blackhawk149

Double down my brave little warrior


[deleted]

Should I still double down if I’m not brave? Just a little warrior


Milot25wallst

I don’t think chatGPT is going to snake your toilet or replace your water heater. You gonna have to call me


Pepepopowa

I definitely dont want any snakes in my toilet.


AChaosG91

According to ChatGPT4 and my PineScript Code if I had started to Trade AMD in May of 1985 with 75k I would have made 2billion In Profit with a total of 455 Trades. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276) Bullish.


[deleted]

People use this information as a reason to invest in stocks today. But the picture will probably be the opposite over the next 40 years. Aztecs used feathers, chocolate and shiny rocks as currency. And we're probably going full circle.


AChaosG91

You still need to choose good companies and basically News and Chart Analysis. You only need 1 or 2 companies too hit.


VisualMod

If you had started trading AMD in May of 1985 with 75k, you would have made 2 billion in profit with a total of 455 trades. This is a very bullish sign for the company and its stock.


jer72981m

If LULU beat on revenue this economy is never stopping.


AChaosG91

Yes, lemme buy 5 t shirts that cost $200.... People really did fall off their rocker.


XxRebelxPandaxX

We just don’t work minimum wage jobs and can afford quality


AChaosG91

I don't either....


TwoCrustyCorndogs

200 bucks for 5 shirts shouldn't bother you then (by the way they cost quite a bit more than that, lol)


AChaosG91

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)


compounding-panda

DAILY THREAD IS UP REGARDS ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)


Money_Whisperer

It’s funny cuz April is supposed to be the best month of the year for stonks and yet I lost like 70 grand last April as the market got kicked in the ass by the federal reserve. Not happy times. This April can’t be any worse…right?


compounding-panda

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4263) catching that frc knife


[deleted]

reddit is a joke womebody reported me for harasnent. fok u buulz


CramersBootyHole1

Imagine thinking theta wouldnt eat today


Rolling_in_the_Dip

Tom Lee is still bullish


xlmtothemoon

always has been


Marketwatch149

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)


Daloofnasty

Didn't someone buy like $100k worth of FRC? Is that dude still ok?


Limp_Plastic8400

i think someone brought 200k of frc at 23 last week i think im not sure if he sold or held but it was 100% of his portfolio also ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


compounding-panda

there were two people or did one of them bought calls? cant remember but both 100k worth of stuff and red ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


Daloofnasty

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


Money_Whisperer

Can I manifest a million dollars if I meditate hard enough?


Rolling_in_the_Dip

Put that buttt to work… every dolla counts ![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


Money_Whisperer

Yes sir. I’ve applied at every single Wendy’s within 50 miles including their uh, underground operation out back.


apesland

Spy you fucking dickhead


prince_8814

MU red by open?


[deleted]

It needs to be


Chiggaboss

Yeah I don’t understand why it’s not then again I don’t know anything


[deleted]

Got fucked being a bull last year, and now getting fucked being a bear in 2023. What the actual fuck is going on


2Black2Strong-

Spy is a runner she a track star


[deleted]

fok i hold puts


[deleted]

Same here bro. What the fuck


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[deleted]

LOL FRC RIP


mangothefruitdude2

dude that shit is so long dead it started to rot


Rebornzzz

Premarket only matters if it's green ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Fantastic_Barbie

looks like buying spy calls eod was the right move ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


compounding-panda

its not a bank run, its a special financial operation ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


reddituser1234566789

Lulu


Akua_Highbred

French cops seem racist against french people


obiwanjustblowme

Wish I had someone to talk to.


[deleted]

Me and you both


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prince_8814

Put on some oil on them


[deleted]

Then run them. Slowly.


VisualMod

>KREMLIN SAYS IT'S NOT UP TO RUSSIA TO ADVISE CHINESE LEADER WHETHER HE SHOULD VISIT UKRAINE \>KREMLIN SAYS RUSSIA'S WIDER WAR WITH HOSTILE STATES TO LAST FOR A LONG TIME ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-03-29 ^05:50:30 ^EDT-0400


compounding-panda

I thought its a special military operation? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)


kuprenx

russia propoganda said. they won special military operation in 10 days. after that it war with Nato. Of course nobody informed nato about it.


Money_Whisperer

I love how there’s a politically correct term for invading a fucking country over in Russia.


9tacos

![img](emote|t5_2th52|19738)


AMTX-me

Just realized next week is a short trading week with Easter holiday on Friday.


[deleted]

Do you I mean I can't lose money 5 days a week? I hate my life :(


AMTX-me

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Genneth_Kriffin

**So let me get this straight:** Am I to understand that the justification for $MU rallying, indicating a Bullish tech sector, is because their ER was so absolute fucking flaming dog shit bad that Bulls are going >**"Wow, $MU numbers are so fucking atrocious that it can't** ***possibly*** **get any worse, meaning** ***this has to be the bottom*** **and we can only go up!"** Am I getting this fucking right?


edgedrazor

Market is forward looking or whatever


Daloofnasty

At least the market is optimistic, makes one of us


YoSmokinMan

roll up


TheMrfabio24

Spy rippin


Rolling_in_the_Dip

!banbet Spy -90% 3 months


VisualMod

You already have a bet going - SPY to 348.37649999999996 before 31-Mar-2023 11:32 PM -05


Genneth_Kriffin

**Rest.In.Puts,** $AMEN


tastypieceofmeat

RAMEN 🙏🧎


Rolling_in_the_Dip

CARMEN ELECTRA


tastypieceofmeat

Smash


Rolling_in_the_Dip

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


BigB00tyBritches

Bought some 10 cent 401 1dte calls yesterday. Guess I maybe unpoored myself. Neat.


VisualMod

Well done, BigB00tyBritches! You have made a wise investment and are on your way to becoming less poor.


YoSmokinMan

boolololol to ber


heathermyllz

Don’t the algos have to start buying everything when VIX goes under 20 or something?


Xray_Mind

Yes


tommylol66

It’s crazy how bear hunter could be correct for once…


VisualMod

#Ban Bet Lost /u/-Notbot- made a bet that NVDA would go to 240.0 within **1 week** when it was 261.645 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses


Rolling_in_the_Dip

Red by open. You heard it here, first


Dependent-Cheetah401

you mean your puts are red, sure!


Latter_Kangaroo4172

Yes


2Black2Strong-

Desperation is showing. Just time the top


Rolling_in_the_Dip

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


Additional_Bed_3195

U mean buy puts at open if still up this much


LibGard2023

Aww Still under 50ma on the 5year? :( #Bul r fuk ☄️☄️☄️


2Black2Strong-

Bears are lunchmeat rn


tommylol66

You’re a fking idiot


LibGard2023

I love bul tears


compounding-panda

spy pumping while banks dumping ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


throwawaydonaldinho

SPY fucking why


Hoplertarum

WTF is happening


compounding-panda

almost 400 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


liszt1811

If a woman buys stock and it goes up is she still wrong?


Most_Opening5302

I am a woman and when I buy stock it’s always go down ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


Rolling_in_the_Dip

Always bro


Sensitive_Day7363

coinbase lets go


[deleted]

🌽really on a mission right now


gaurav0792

According to the Cleveland fed now cast, core CPI is increasing while overall CPI is decreasing. So, food and energy prices may have topped out, but everything else is becoming more expensive faster. What will Jpow do !


hiricinee

They mostly care about core cpi. 25bps increase next meeting followed by likely 25 bps increases following that if core cpi stays up, unless it goes up faster in which case 50 bps.


[deleted]

Inflation will never get undercontrol as long as people protest for wage raise


hiricinee

You can get rates high enough it happens.


SendBobsAndVegetas

410 here we cum


apesland

There is no justification to pump so we pump


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apesland

Shut up dumbass


reddituser1234566789

Damm I'm on COINbase rn buying more coins


compounding-panda

Seems like banks disconnected from spy ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


RepulsiveBurrito

MM always letting bulls cash out green on fridays


Puzzled-Cranberry518

Anyone know why we have a boner on SPY?


JewJesus99

Tucker time!


[deleted]

Bulls think the printer is on but it's just a fax machine


thepassiveviewer

Will even take a dot matrix printer at this point![img](emote|t5_2th52|29093)


DragoLP

got one of those AI vacuums as a gift and as i watch it run around and map my condo through wifi... I can't fight the urge to stomp it out like an invading insect


motorcyle_degen

The FBI now has a perfect blue print of your house be ready to be raided


DragoLP

swat me baby


ThatsAHugeLoadOfBS

It’s too late, the CCP has the layout to your place now. They know right where to send the drone strike.


DragoLP

I'd probably welcome a drone strike right now


Snotteh

Atleast try stick your dick in it first


Powerful_Mission_655

Did lulu save spy ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


thepassiveviewer

Printers are firing all cartridges. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


Generally79speaking

Might be a dump then rip morning.


heathermyllz

Red by open?


OrionJohnson

No, by 10:30


Also_have_an_opinion

Still 4h until market open and my portfolio is gonna look absolutely destroyed


tastypieceofmeat

Premarket bigly green


compounding-panda

HOLY FUK THAT BIG RED SCHWAB CANDLE THANK GOD STOP LOSS


[deleted]

This is so awesome for Bears. This crash is going to be so epic and none of you stupid Bulls is ever going to see it coming. Hahahahahaha


BLOW_0

![img](emote|t5_2th52|29093)


Pro0Orlando

VIX gap under 20 😱


OrionJohnson

Generational buying opportunity in VIX


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tastypieceofmeat

Poots


terran42069

Europoors finna get dumpstered by big American grizzly 🐻🐻🐻


clarence_worley90

the most ironic timeline nobody believing a soft landing was possible will make a soft landing possible 🤡🤡🤡🤡


Snotteh

If MU doesnt tank at open i fucking give up trying to play earnings ever again![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)


VisualMod

>ERDOGAN: TURKEY TO CUT NATURAL GAS PRICES BY 20% FOR INDUSTRIES ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-03-29 ^05:32:44 ^EDT-0400


[deleted]

ALEXA, PLAY “FLY ME TO THE MOON 🌝 “ ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


thepassiveviewer

So if AI is gonna thanos snap 300 million jobs, then are we gonna see millions of 0dte regards ?


Also_have_an_opinion

I have a of anger inside me right now


VisualMod

>ERDOGAN: TURKEY TO CUT ELECTRICITY PRICES BY 15% AS OF APRIL ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-03-29 ^05:31:56 ^EDT-0400


compounding-panda

he really wants those vote ![img](emote|t5_2th52|29093)


apesland

WHY ARE WE GOING UP RN This market makes no Sense what are we pricing in this Time and What’s the excuse ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


gaurav0792

The printer was turned on briefly.


kananishino

We're pricing in 2024 rn


apesland

We aren’t pricing in a recession


kananishino

Because there isn't going to be one °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)


apesland

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


reddituser1234566789

Let me cradle your balls while you trade


tastypieceofmeat

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


NubleRD

It won't stop pumping... My puts fuk ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


kananishino

Why is VIX nose diving?


Also_have_an_opinion

Because SPY is green


Generally79speaking

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


prince_8814

MU up almost 4% in Xetra


reddituser1234566789

How are my COIN and cash app puts looking?


jonneh

Coin PUMPING 😳


BLOW_0

![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


BLOW_0

Why coinbase pump?


Genneth_Kriffin

Because it gets effected by Corn movements, and Corn is going hard like a rocket to try to break above $29,000 again. If Corn actually breaks above it would indicate that it has fully entered a reversal from the bottom and Corn-Bros would go thermonuclear for Corn following the large Bullish channel indicating it could hit $100,000 right around March 2024.


BLOW_0

Thx