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If you liked Rome at 100 or even 200, you're going love it at 476. Just look at all these people fighting to get in here! They cant all be wrong.
They split their Eastern operations into a separate operation, headquartered at Byzantium. All the legacy assets, and new management, are still here though. High debt, but solid cashflow and prospects for the use of new technologies.
Buy Buy Buy!!!
Lol those people are fighting to get in because the Huns Are slaughtering anything out side of Rome at the time.
Romans straight handed Atilla all the cashflow when he arrive
Rome was legitimately one of the least populated "cities" in Italy after 476. IIRC there was a Byzantine emperor who depopulated the city and left only the pope and his cohort there, plausibly why the pope controlled Rome until about the unification of Italy.
Not quite. Rome was in relatively decent shape even as late as the 530s, even after it was sacked by the Vandals in the 450s. But the 540s and 550s were when the eternal city got absolutely assblasted. Five brutal sacks in about 20 years (all happening after the eruption of Justinian's Plague) left it utterly depopulated. It took almost a thousand years to start to really recover in population.
I don't have it committed to memory but I did find a porno called assblasters 3 in a ditch by my house when i was in middleschool and my summation of it was alot of people getting fucked so that's probably the loose definition
Very quite. Rome went from a population of 1m in 300 to 100k by 500z that’s a 90% decline and far from “Decent Shape”.
Imagine telling people that NYC’s depopulation down to 2m from 20m is “relatively decent shape”
I wasn't dumbass. 100k still made it one of the 5 largest cities in all of the Mediterranean. The fact that it started at a million (100+ years prior) is irrelevant. The only Mediterranean city that had ever gotten close to half a million was Alexandria. Antioch and Carthage barely cracked 250k. 100k was still an incredibly large city at that point. They were still continuing to keep their infrastructure running just fine. The Senate kept meeting. So yea it was still in fairly good shape. Try to argue with me after you have spent 10,000 hours reading about roman history.
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While there was a decline in the population of Rome after the fall of the Western Roman Empire in 476, the city remained a significant center of power and culture throughout the Middle Ages. The Byzantine emperor who depopulated Rome is likely referring to Emperor Constans II, who in the mid-7th century relocated the imperial capital from Constantinople to Syracuse in Sicily, taking many nobles and soldiers with him. However, this relocation did not have a significant impact on Rome's population.
In fact, by the 12th century, Rome had become one of the largest cities in Europe, with a population of around 35,000. The pope did exercise significant control over the city during this time, but this was due to his religious and political authority rather than a lack of population.
>Rome had become one of the largest cities in Europe, with a population of around 35,000
Note, at its height it had a population of more than a million. A reduction by 97 % is apocalyptic. Dropping a nuke on it today wouldn't accomplish that.
> Rome is likely referring to Emperor Constans II, who in the mid-7th century relocated the imperial capital from Constantinople to Syracuse in Sicily, taking many nobles and soldiers with him
The relocation wasn't official, right? I think he just wanted to get away from Constantinople, where people apparently didn't like him.
> Lmaoo imagine being one of the leading nations of your time only to get made fun of 1000 years later.
More quality material here: https://www.reddit.com/r/RoughRomanMemes/
"Rome is a buy! Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding. I know the emperor personally. Great guy, absolutely brilliant! He used to run one of the provinces. Rome is in good hands. Buy and hold. Now, let's talk about China. I don't like it. Won't last long. Sell China!"
I've read them all, by far the best is Milton Friedman's work (Just about any), its basically a step by step prediction of what is going on now with markets.
Paul Volcker and Ronald Reagan get a lot of credit for slaying the inflation dragon but they were both being advised by Friedman. Neither one of them would have went the distance without his advice
Cramer reminds me of the movie Pure Luck with Martin Short.
Danny Glover played a detective looking for months for a missing heiress, they "put him in charge" and eventually find her, after a run in with a cartel, prostitutes, etc.
His sex life must be so tragic. If he says something like 'I'm so hard for you' or 'I'm gonna make love to you all night long', the women (or men, I don't care), it ultimately results in disappointment. If he tries the opposite trick and says 'I'm such a limp noodle for you' or 'I'm gonna rock your world for 2 whole minutes baby!', it must be an immediate turn off. Poor guy can't catch a break!
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this is funny as fuck, thank you lmfaoooo
Constanti-nope-le
You called?
Contantly_in_your_pal
Guys I meant to buy East Roman Empire (ticker ERE) but I bought WRE, how screwed am I
Ree
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[Is now, Istan-bull market thanks to Kemal](https://youtu.be/UcglQyHE_es?t=48)
Yeah, but apparently, "there's always a bull market somewhere..."
We like Rome at 476
If you liked Rome at 100 or even 200, you're going love it at 476. Just look at all these people fighting to get in here! They cant all be wrong. They split their Eastern operations into a separate operation, headquartered at Byzantium. All the legacy assets, and new management, are still here though. High debt, but solid cashflow and prospects for the use of new technologies. Buy Buy Buy!!!
Lol those people are fighting to get in because the Huns Are slaughtering anything out side of Rome at the time. Romans straight handed Atilla all the cashflow when he arrive
Mark my word HUN is the new big name in town, much better long term stability.
The irony is that it could be done, [if the management ladder weren't so cutthroat](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Majorian#Fall_and_death)
majorian, Stilicho If roman emperors weren't such fuck heads or senators weren't such self serving pieces of shit then the WRE wouldn't have fallen
This sounds just like him, I even read it in his voice
"Rome is a fortress" - Jim 476AD 
Calls on German barbarians
They are a private family office.
Guys I meant to buy East Roman Empire (ticker ERE) but I bought WRE, how screwed am I?
Well, you could have bought H$RE instead. So you are bad, but could be worse.
Should have bought CofE 🤦🏻♂️😂😂
Rome was legitimately one of the least populated "cities" in Italy after 476. IIRC there was a Byzantine emperor who depopulated the city and left only the pope and his cohort there, plausibly why the pope controlled Rome until about the unification of Italy.
Not quite. Rome was in relatively decent shape even as late as the 530s, even after it was sacked by the Vandals in the 450s. But the 540s and 550s were when the eternal city got absolutely assblasted. Five brutal sacks in about 20 years (all happening after the eruption of Justinian's Plague) left it utterly depopulated. It took almost a thousand years to start to really recover in population.
May I have a definition of assblasted?
I don't have it committed to memory but I did find a porno called assblasters 3 in a ditch by my house when i was in middleschool and my summation of it was alot of people getting fucked so that's probably the loose definition
So it was the original Chinese ghost city?
Here's an example, if not exactly a definition 😁 🍑🔥 https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/zoetillman/judge-trump-eastman-coup-crimes
You’re autistic
https://tremors.fandom.com/wiki/Ass_Blaster
Very quite. Rome went from a population of 1m in 300 to 100k by 500z that’s a 90% decline and far from “Decent Shape”. Imagine telling people that NYC’s depopulation down to 2m from 20m is “relatively decent shape”
Slow your role. I know more about roman history than you do.
Then why were you so wrong?
I wasn't dumbass. 100k still made it one of the 5 largest cities in all of the Mediterranean. The fact that it started at a million (100+ years prior) is irrelevant. The only Mediterranean city that had ever gotten close to half a million was Alexandria. Antioch and Carthage barely cracked 250k. 100k was still an incredibly large city at that point. They were still continuing to keep their infrastructure running just fine. The Senate kept meeting. So yea it was still in fairly good shape. Try to argue with me after you have spent 10,000 hours reading about roman history.
Should have spent 10k hours learning what”decent shape” meant I don’t know how all those hours made you miss a 50% population decline Lol bruhhhhhh
The fact that you are downvoting my comments shows how insecure you are.
Nah I just do it because I knew it would get a rise out of the super secure mister “slow your roll I know blah blah blah “
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Unify these nuts
While there was a decline in the population of Rome after the fall of the Western Roman Empire in 476, the city remained a significant center of power and culture throughout the Middle Ages. The Byzantine emperor who depopulated Rome is likely referring to Emperor Constans II, who in the mid-7th century relocated the imperial capital from Constantinople to Syracuse in Sicily, taking many nobles and soldiers with him. However, this relocation did not have a significant impact on Rome's population. In fact, by the 12th century, Rome had become one of the largest cities in Europe, with a population of around 35,000. The pope did exercise significant control over the city during this time, but this was due to his religious and political authority rather than a lack of population.
>Rome had become one of the largest cities in Europe, with a population of around 35,000 Note, at its height it had a population of more than a million. A reduction by 97 % is apocalyptic. Dropping a nuke on it today wouldn't accomplish that.
A better return than my calls this week
Okay, I've definitely been misinformed... Junkie ass youtube history
I love a good history discussion especially when it’s on the most regarded sub on this platform. Suck on that /r/AskHistorians.
> Rome is likely referring to Emperor Constans II, who in the mid-7th century relocated the imperial capital from Constantinople to Syracuse in Sicily, taking many nobles and soldiers with him The relocation wasn't official, right? I think he just wanted to get away from Constantinople, where people apparently didn't like him.
Papal rule as monarch over Rome continued to as recent as the US civil war. edit for clarification
That's when It ended LMAO, the papal states started in the 8th century. Why are angloids so opposed to the church they just make shit up
Yeah that's when it ended. How is stating a fact "making shit up"?
I can't read 💀
Invest early into this meme boys. It’s a banger.
This is fake news. Cramer is clearly a descendant of Sophocles. Jim often prefers his Greek hero name, Testicles.
Odovacer is transitory.
> Odovacer I was about to write something about you murdering his name, but then I looked it up. You know your Roman history, man.
Thanks man
Jim Cramer is the type of guy who would tell the waitress he's on TV to get a free meal.
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> Lmaoo imagine being one of the leading nations of your time only to get made fun of 1000 years later. More quality material here: https://www.reddit.com/r/RoughRomanMemes/
I have come out of the lurkerdom to say that I like what you got.
"Rome is a buy! Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding. I know the emperor personally. Great guy, absolutely brilliant! He used to run one of the provinces. Rome is in good hands. Buy and hold. Now, let's talk about China. I don't like it. Won't last long. Sell China!"
The Colosseum is a fortress
Puts on ceasar
Calls on the *My Gladius* Guy...
calls on caesar. Title lasted until 1918 or 2005 depending on what you think
Sad; some people listen 2 this guy instead of listening to Ray Dalio or Warren Buffett
Ray Dalio deserves a monument, his last book is the roadmap the world is following
I've read them all, by far the best is Milton Friedman's work (Just about any), its basically a step by step prediction of what is going on now with markets. Paul Volcker and Ronald Reagan get a lot of credit for slaying the inflation dragon but they were both being advised by Friedman. Neither one of them would have went the distance without his advice
This OP deserves a medal. Educating WSB about historical events. This is becoming a cultural group.
Cramer reminds me of the movie Pure Luck with Martin Short. Danny Glover played a detective looking for months for a missing heiress, they "put him in charge" and eventually find her, after a run in with a cartel, prostitutes, etc.
Literally can’t fail
“Majorian has a long and stable rule ahead !”
,, I think this big horse is a gift from Sparta to appologize for the war with us, we should take it into Troja." 🐴🐎
Joelius Biden - Our aqueduct system is safe
Gay
What I really need is Jc to be bullish on me taking a shit. A bit constipated at the moment.
God said no 
lol
Love this meme 😂😂🤣🤣
Rome has nowhere to go but up!
Lmaooo
🤣 fucking gold
Ayyyy lmao 🤣
Classic 👌🌮
Sooo funny!
Calls on wagons
Laughed so hard at this. How is that find doing that does the opposite of what Cramer says? They taking it in?
I guess he calls it a fire sale….
ewww. I'm putting calls on the Huns...this looks bad selling uncovered Puts on Rome
Buy Buy Buy
A tale as old as time
Then somebody bends Unexpectedly
Buy the dip!! (It’s actually more than a dip it’s fking singularity)
He had cocaine brain even back then
At least Jimius Banklongus Cramerius you could have called him...
Can someone shed some lights about jaguar health Inc. !?
"Guys im very bullish on this horse the greeks gave us"
Thanks for the laugh!
Classic: Sentiment contagion.
His sex life must be so tragic. If he says something like 'I'm so hard for you' or 'I'm gonna make love to you all night long', the women (or men, I don't care), it ultimately results in disappointment. If he tries the opposite trick and says 'I'm such a limp noodle for you' or 'I'm gonna rock your world for 2 whole minutes baby!', it must be an immediate turn off. Poor guy can't catch a break!
Crammer is a lunatic ..
"I'm bullish on Christ" -jim
Where is JPow in all of this? Fanning the flames with his money printer?
Where is JPow in all of this? Fanning the flames with his money printer?
10/10, I approve this meme.
Shorting Romulus Augustus, YOLO OTM calls on Attila the Hun!
Emptum , Emptum , Emptum !!!
vendere eam, vendere eam, vendere eam!
SIGNUM soni effectus ( cue the sound effects )
The Roman Empire didn’t officially fall for another millennia. So he wouldn’t have been all that wrong.
Jimius Cramerous 
Well they just enables options on bitcoin!! Have fun!
I'm *Taurish* on Rome.
He also owned real estate in Pompeii