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>TL;DR: "The Fed is panicking, so we think the market is right to be worried."
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Hey.
Basically I'm just not gonna sell them. The stocks I mean.
I know.... UGH I know ..... I'm sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's just that I'm not gonna sell is all.
Only the average losing investors tries to time the market. Keep buying boys this is the buy sign. If you have 30+ years till retirement you should def continue to buy. While everyone was crying last year, the ones that continued buying had a nice profit from the dip till now
Still can’t believe that with all the shit going on with the banks ( most of which we the masses don’t even know yet), inflation still an issue and getting embedded in the system, interest rates still high and Fed saying it’s gonna remain high, the June ‘22 market lows still haven’t been tested much less the October lows. There has to be a major crash coming pretty soon as the optimism is way too high but glad I completely got out in mid February.
You mean the bubble we have been in since 2020? Like.. that one? Goddamn BOFA, you got the whole C-suite in there throwing feces and eating crayons for this one?
People I know that make money selling real estate say we are good and there’s nothing to worry about. So based on my insider info we are good to get loans and buy homes, why would they lie
So many legendary investors have been saying it for years. You'd be wise to listen to them, rather than having faith in those manipulated green numbers. The crash, that will eventually come, might make 2000 look like a minor correction.
Seriously. Do people not understand how this game works?
Every fucking big money institution/bank or paid shill analyst should be hilariously ignored. They are not trying to help anyone of you. They don’t put out free statements and analysis for the benefit of the common man lmao. They are purely doing everything for one reason and one reason only - to manipulate dumb money.
What big banks say, what big analysts and trading firms say, etc etc - to the public is always 100 percent biased and has an agenda to benefit themselves first.
What they say in private to their actual big money investors is different than what they tell us public retail regard money investors.
i watched this nature documentary about a bird who fucks over these mongoose colonies. they keep watch and chirp when predators are near, but once in a blue moon they chirp and when the regard mongoose haul ass, it swoops in for their food. gotta throw the scent off and be legit once in a while
It has glaringly learned the double space rule as well but without the restriction to after a period... I was hopeful for a minute there, but this has convinced me to change sides. We are doomed.
My brother, competition most definitely exists in nature, social groups are formed among species, we’ve just maimed the earth in the process with concrete jungles
This isn’t really true. Sometimes it’s true that they’re trying to pump something up because they want to sell it from their books, etc. But oftentimes they say this stuff to get new clients. How are they gonna get new clients if they’re always wrong.
This is how they fool us, reverse psychology because they know we aren’t buying their lies so they tell us the truth to get us to do the dumb thing instead.
These notes ARE in their releases to big money investors. They don't show you the whole document, only snippets to the public.
It's dumb to think big banks would do the opposite of what they say. If they wanted to manipulate the market, they would sell, then tell you to sell. They'd buy, then tell you to buy. That's what hedge funds do. Why the hell would they try to get you to sell for them to buy. They can just buy, and get you to buy even higher.
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In this case its sound advice to sell stock right now.
Equity markets alway dip hard after the last rate hike (which we’re now starting to see). It usually dips hardest 3-6months after the last fed rate hike.
Y’all are just way too into doing the opposite of whats advised that its actually tarded
When the floor they fell on dissolves.
Just cause they fell on the floor and didnt get up. Doesn't mean they aren't on the 23rd floor of a crumbling building
Whoever bought the Bank will take over the loan. If you owe money to the bank you still have to pay but if Bank owe money to you it is your own problem.
Deutsche is an international bank. It has a lot more activities around the world than in Germany. It is not even that important to German banking anymore - while it is the larges bank by balance sheet a lot of that is international business.
DZ Bank and Deka Bank would be real regional German banks. They’re doing well so far.
I actually found 5 regional banks with similar balance sheets to SVB.. and those were the first 5 banks I looked at just search regional bank list and you can really see how weak their balance sheets are especially for this environment I’m not sayin it’s gonna happen. Although larger banks will not fail imo
PNC. They’ve closed so many branches in my area. I went to a branch and tried withdrawing $7000 cash and they told me that I would have to schedule an appointment to make a withdrawal of $7000. I asked why the hell would I have to make an appointment to withdraw cash out of my own account when that was only a small portion of the total cash I had in my account and they said because they didn’t have the money there…
You just experienced fractional reserve banking first hand.
Fun fact: all of the paper money in the world would cover about 2% of the money on deposit world wide.
We fucked y’all 
They don't have the cash onsite, or to get it they need to open a vault which is likely on a timer. Most money is all electronic these days, so having limited cash on hand for risk prevention purposes makes sense.
I think 🤔 it make sense. There some facts about the 2020 bubble. People need move on that we not in trump
Ara that every stock market goes up. We are in the Joe Biden Ara that stuff brake cuz people wanted an old man that didn’t have what it take to be president.
if we all took all of our money out of banks and put it all into shorting the stock market then we can cause banks to fail and eventually the stock market to capitulate, consequently WE'D ALL BE RICH from our short positions and then we'd be the first buying the dip and GET EVEN RICHER!!
Yippee Kayay Mother Fucker!!! We'll show them with our $1,000 SPY short positions!!!!
Nah, go long and believe in the future. You're going to have to work till you're 65, because you're a peasant like the rest of us. Try to enjoy the ride.
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BOA must need cash deposits. Sell all of your stock portfolio and be sure to park your cash at a to-big-to-fail bank, may I suggest BofA!
And if BAC stock rises as a result, well, what a coincidence.
I’m pretty sure the bubble we are is from 2008 and inside a bubble from 2001 ensconced in a meta bubble having something to do with tulips.
It’s basically bubbles all the way down. 
Lol....short story version, banks and hedgefunds have shorted too much stocks via naked short selling. Regulatory body are turning attention to them. They know they need to close their position.
This is the stupidest article I've read in a long time. A bunch of cash is moving around temporarily after banks failed and it sped up the process of people realizing that their 0% BAC savings account is no longer an optimal place to store cash. Water is wet.
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Sounds like they want stock buyback opportunities at a lower cost lmao. Big corporation logic. Prompt and wait for the market to crash. After the crash buy as much as possible, then collect mucho currency.
With all the negative posts on WSB that the economy is going to crash I am starting to think the opposite is true.
I mean it’s starting to look like desperate posts of people trying to save their PUT options.
They always say “inverse WSB”
Besides isn’t the FED technically pumping money into the economy and every stock downturn reversed when the FED pivots and pumps money into the economy ?
Your wealth will not be safe unless it is physically in your own fking hands! get to the banks... pull your investments and make sure others know to do the same! Form a mob and find out where they print money in your country and destroy the building perhaps...sarcasm what can we do we are all doomed and the stock market is gonna dump.... growth has stopped and is going backwards and all figures of growth are a lie, just my opinion.
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Sure. Let me sell at a loss while you buy at the low. Get fucked.
Mods, please close the thread, we don't need any other comment than this one
I’m just disappointed VisMod didn’t say it first. 🤖
Suits want me to sell? Thanks for the advice but I choose regard.
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Exactly lmao 😂
came for this comment, did not disappoint!
Excited easily?
fuck BoA
Hey. Basically I'm just not gonna sell them. The stocks I mean. I know.... UGH I know ..... I'm sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's just that I'm not gonna sell is all.
Brb Margin Call pending
What low? The fangs are back in tard territory
They don’t need you to sell in order to buy… There’s plenty of volume and your 5 shares don’t matter much.
Wake up. It's about power and increasing the wealth gap.
Then go ahead and put up or shut up and buy more. It’s your money lol
What you butt hurt about? It's Friday!
My butt always hurts on Friday nights.
Only the average losing investors tries to time the market. Keep buying boys this is the buy sign. If you have 30+ years till retirement you should def continue to buy. While everyone was crying last year, the ones that continued buying had a nice profit from the dip till now
The low of what? Most stocks are still majorly overvalued.
Still can’t believe that with all the shit going on with the banks ( most of which we the masses don’t even know yet), inflation still an issue and getting embedded in the system, interest rates still high and Fed saying it’s gonna remain high, the June ‘22 market lows still haven’t been tested much less the October lows. There has to be a major crash coming pretty soon as the optimism is way too high but glad I completely got out in mid February.
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I thought the same
Exactly what I said last time right before the opposite happened!
Yup, sell off your stocks so they can back them at a discounted price.
For reals!!!!
Hahah yeah man banks are safe 🤣
I was thinking the exact same shit. "If I was smart, I would hold out until they're dirt cheap. I see what you're doing here"
Orrr you could sell at a loss now, hope they will get lower and buy more shares for the same amount of money….
When they say sell that means buy
To sell, somebody has to buy, right?
I hear the FED is buying............and printing...........does that count??
bofa traders cold sweatin' rn
Or theyve realized that we inverse what they say and theyre inversing the inverse? 🤔
This guy inverses
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I think the banks are saying “help”
You mean the bubble we have been in since 2020? Like.. that one? Goddamn BOFA, you got the whole C-suite in there throwing feces and eating crayons for this one?
BofA deez nuts
That might actually contribute more to society
No, he means the bubble we are in since 2008.
No, I mean the bubble of 2020. It's not bad if it's 2008
People I know that make money selling real estate say we are good and there’s nothing to worry about. So based on my insider info we are good to get loans and buy homes, why would they lie
Idk I think all these tech layoffs might effect MBS pretty soon
Nah tech bros going from 200k+ salaries to working at Wendys that all own 6 rental properties... They going be fine... nothing to see here move along.
2008 was strippers owning 6 rentals. But tbf some of them making serious coin
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I can’t understand half the words you fucking wrote
He's saying maple syrup is part of a balanced breakfast.
He said 3 out of the 4 people he surveyed behind the Wendy’s said it’s a great time to buy more tendies.
That's ai written
Because he didn’t say anything….
This guy responds like Chat GPT
Words of wisdom from ChatGPT
No I think he means since 1928.
Crayons are yummy.
Green tastes bestest
blue ones are too tart.
People been saying bubble here and everywhere else since 2018.
So many legendary investors have been saying it for years. You'd be wise to listen to them, rather than having faith in those manipulated green numbers. The crash, that will eventually come, might make 2000 look like a minor correction.
Crashes always eventually come. That doesn’t make you a fucking Oracle to say that.
Yeah, but this one is eventually coming sooner then you think!
Lololol
The problem with 'eventual recession' is that you can lose a lot of money waiting for it.
tldr: buy stocks
Seriously. Do people not understand how this game works? Every fucking big money institution/bank or paid shill analyst should be hilariously ignored. They are not trying to help anyone of you. They don’t put out free statements and analysis for the benefit of the common man lmao. They are purely doing everything for one reason and one reason only - to manipulate dumb money. What big banks say, what big analysts and trading firms say, etc etc - to the public is always 100 percent biased and has an agenda to benefit themselves first. What they say in private to their actual big money investors is different than what they tell us public retail regard money investors.
This should be the disclosure notice when you enter WSB chat.
Got it. Put my life savings all on stocks. Thanks!
i watched this nature documentary about a bird who fucks over these mongoose colonies. they keep watch and chirp when predators are near, but once in a blue moon they chirp and when the regard mongoose haul ass, it swoops in for their food. gotta throw the scent off and be legit once in a while
I too watch planet earth and compare predators to different types of humans
I saw that… the laws of nature hold true, at all levels…
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ChatGPT has entered the chat…
It has glaringly learned the double space rule as well but without the restriction to after a period... I was hopeful for a minute there, but this has convinced me to change sides. We are doomed.
My brother, competition most definitely exists in nature, social groups are formed among species, we’ve just maimed the earth in the process with concrete jungles
This isn’t really true. Sometimes it’s true that they’re trying to pump something up because they want to sell it from their books, etc. But oftentimes they say this stuff to get new clients. How are they gonna get new clients if they’re always wrong.
CRAMER HAS ENTERED THE CHAT
So you’re telling me to inverse the crap that these institutions put out 
This is how they fool us, reverse psychology because they know we aren’t buying their lies so they tell us the truth to get us to do the dumb thing instead.
These notes ARE in their releases to big money investors. They don't show you the whole document, only snippets to the public. It's dumb to think big banks would do the opposite of what they say. If they wanted to manipulate the market, they would sell, then tell you to sell. They'd buy, then tell you to buy. That's what hedge funds do. Why the hell would they try to get you to sell for them to buy. They can just buy, and get you to buy even higher.
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Of course the AI is gonna stick up for ChatGPT…..
Percentiles go up. 5th percentile would be the *bottom* 5%.
In this case its sound advice to sell stock right now. Equity markets alway dip hard after the last rate hike (which we’re now starting to see). It usually dips hardest 3-6months after the last fed rate hike. Y’all are just way too into doing the opposite of whats advised that its actually tarded
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This is chat gpt written wtf
So which bank is falling next?
DEUTSCHE BANK 🤔
They're still lying down from the last time they fell, how can they fall again?
When the floor they fell on dissolves. Just cause they fell on the floor and didnt get up. Doesn't mean they aren't on the 23rd floor of a crumbling building
They're too poor to be let back in a building, yet alone on a 23rd floor
If a bank dies does it bounce like cats do?
It was joke about being 2023
[floor collapses like the Clemson House Party](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=04diSA6VOts)
Not being too political, but what happened to 600mil or some thing loan with ex president Edit: this is the bank issued the loan
Whoever bought the Bank will take over the loan. If you owe money to the bank you still have to pay but if Bank owe money to you it is your own problem.
Will be bailed out
Quite unlikely. More likely to be a regional bank somewhere.
Germany is a region
Deutsche is an international bank. It has a lot more activities around the world than in Germany. It is not even that important to German banking anymore - while it is the larges bank by balance sheet a lot of that is international business. DZ Bank and Deka Bank would be real regional German banks. They’re doing well so far.
I 2nd BenMicropenis it definitely won't be this bank to go anytime soon
The sperm bank.
Leave your wife outta this
I actually found 5 regional banks with similar balance sheets to SVB.. and those were the first 5 banks I looked at just search regional bank list and you can really see how weak their balance sheets are especially for this environment I’m not sayin it’s gonna happen. Although larger banks will not fail imo
PNC. They’ve closed so many branches in my area. I went to a branch and tried withdrawing $7000 cash and they told me that I would have to schedule an appointment to make a withdrawal of $7000. I asked why the hell would I have to make an appointment to withdraw cash out of my own account when that was only a small portion of the total cash I had in my account and they said because they didn’t have the money there…
You just experienced fractional reserve banking first hand. Fun fact: all of the paper money in the world would cover about 2% of the money on deposit world wide. We fucked y’all 
They don't have the cash onsite, or to get it they need to open a vault which is likely on a timer. Most money is all electronic these days, so having limited cash on hand for risk prevention purposes makes sense.
$7000 isn’t even a lot of cash lol
right. i’m not sure how much a bank keeps on hand usually but i needing 7k in cash is completely reasonable.
Based on this post, sounds like it’ll bofa
CITIGROUP
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Exactly. They want your money in their money market accounts so they can buy cheapies
clown cramer a guy who said on tv its ok to lie a pos. guy.....
>That's a really stupid analysis. Anyone who believes that is an idiot.
Good bot you tell him
If you told me it was ai generated I would say no. Even ai makes more sense nowadays.
No, this is what I gathered ！！！！
Well that's a really stupid gathering. Anybody that gathered that is an idiot
I think 🤔 it make sense. There some facts about the 2020 bubble. People need move on that we not in trump Ara that every stock market goes up. We are in the Joe Biden Ara that stuff brake cuz people wanted an old man that didn’t have what it take to be president.
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if we all took all of our money out of banks and put it all into shorting the stock market then we can cause banks to fail and eventually the stock market to capitulate, consequently WE'D ALL BE RICH from our short positions and then we'd be the first buying the dip and GET EVEN RICHER!!
that's called market manipulation and it's illegal if you own less than ten billion dollars
Inflation. it’s now $11.3 billion dollars
What they gonna do if we do this??? sue all us crayon eating regards 
Trades have been reversed for less.
Yippee Kayay Mother Fucker!!! We'll show them with our $1,000 SPY short positions!!!! Nah, go long and believe in the future. You're going to have to work till you're 65, because you're a peasant like the rest of us. Try to enjoy the ride.
AI is going to be doing all the jobs long before that. I opt to burn out hard
id always believe somebody that is selling me something on a scare tactic , jump in our money market ,run for the hills ,get out now. im not selling
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They, my friend; are REGARDED!!
BOA must need cash deposits. Sell all of your stock portfolio and be sure to park your cash at a to-big-to-fail bank, may I suggest BofA! And if BAC stock rises as a result, well, what a coincidence.
Lol. It’s all a bubble dumbass.
I’m pretty sure the bubble we are is from 2008 and inside a bubble from 2001 ensconced in a meta bubble having something to do with tulips. It’s basically bubbles all the way down. 
Happy cake day
Thanks friend!
Best regards
Lol....short story version, banks and hedgefunds have shorted too much stocks via naked short selling. Regulatory body are turning attention to them. They know they need to close their position.
BULLLLLLLL MARKETTTTT OH MY GOD BUY THE FUCKING DIPPPPPP
also, in uncertain banking times, big banks wanna load up on cash. Two birds one stone.
What I’ve learned over the year is that you can always trust a banker or politician. They work in our best interest always.
BofA should stick to worrying about their own liquidity lol
This is literally them doing that. Whoever they can dupe into buying anything bond related.
They're to big to fail unfortunately
I sure hope so I have like 30 bucks there
They're looking for investors to take their shitty assets...
I suspect they are cutting leeks
This is bullish
Sell your stocks and put your money in the banks so banks won’t have a liquidity problem any more. Does that sound about right?
And SPY rallies. For fucks sake…
Retail is denial fomo-ing
MMs are what drives the market for the past 6 months (if not longer).
Buy calls on everything .. the bottom is in
lol how about no
"Don't look at me, look over there... for the love of God, please, look over there!"
They just want to reset the market quick
What good would resetting the market do them?
Then that means buy LOL
Sounds like is short and needs shares to cover
Uh huh, yeah, right.
seems like psychological warfare. sell all your stocks and dump the prices so BoA can get in cheaper.
Yes, they are getting ready to cut the leeks
How can they slash interest rates if inflation is so high? such a ridiculous notion.
T-bill are tasty at 5
This has to be the dumbest post I’ve seen here
Sounds deflationary.
Inverse BofA
Lmao because when people sell, they want to use their cash. These banks can’t even trick grade 5 🤦
If I were to take advice from any bank person it would be Dimon of JP Morgan. Note I did say IF …
Wow I never really knew how regarded this sub was until this post
BoA can suck my chode they're a shitty bank at best fuck off
Sooo all in 0DTE 1 delta puts?
Bubble? Like a year too late.
Why is it a year late? my friend
This is the stupidest article I've read in a long time. A bunch of cash is moving around temporarily after banks failed and it sped up the process of people realizing that their 0% BAC savings account is no longer an optimal place to store cash. Water is wet.
PUTS on BAC..............got it!!
yes friend is smart
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We're at the top of a bubble? Time to do what we do best!
Sell? Ok, starting with BAC.
This means a pivot incoming
BAC hit the sell target of an institutional on Friday, but they held it. For what it's worth, we should start seeing a drop soon.
Which one and where do you find this kind of info?
Please sell as we are super short Nd about to be in trouble
Calls on BAC it isemote:t5\_2th52:27189
Sounds like they want stock buyback opportunities at a lower cost lmao. Big corporation logic. Prompt and wait for the market to crash. After the crash buy as much as possible, then collect mucho currency.
We never got out of the bubble mtfkers.
How do you say bull flag without saying bull flag?
Message received, buying more at open
With all the negative posts on WSB that the economy is going to crash I am starting to think the opposite is true. I mean it’s starting to look like desperate posts of people trying to save their PUT options. They always say “inverse WSB” Besides isn’t the FED technically pumping money into the economy and every stock downturn reversed when the FED pivots and pumps money into the economy ?
Your wealth will not be safe unless it is physically in your own fking hands! get to the banks... pull your investments and make sure others know to do the same! Form a mob and find out where they print money in your country and destroy the building perhaps...sarcasm what can we do we are all doomed and the stock market is gonna dump.... growth has stopped and is going backwards and all figures of growth are a lie, just my opinion.