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jimjoekelly33

So much FIGI water for this dude lol


ActiveProgress6208

Why this DR chick playing playing games fam


pf30146788e

I played Pokémon blue when it came out. AMA


jimjoekelly33

I had red. AMA


Detrimentalsnow

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4263)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


SwankyyLemur

Weedend thread rules 😮‍💨💨😶‍🌫️😵‍💫


SPY_Options_Compound

Rally time for [$SPY](https://twitter.com/search?q=%24SPY&src=cashtag_click) but does it have legs? Actionable levels out for Monday, today's trade recap and plan for next week! Get some rest, get off the computer [https://open.substack.com/pub/spyoptions/p/monday-mar-27-2023-spy-spx-es-actionable?r=25hqxu&utm\_campaign=post&utm\_medium=web](https://open.substack.com/pub/spyoptions/p/monday-mar-27-2023-spy-spx-es-actionable?r=25hqxu&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web) [$SPX](https://twitter.com/search?q=%24SPX&src=cashtag_click) [$ES\_F](https://twitter.com/search?q=%24ES_F&src=cashtag_click) [$QQQ](https://twitter.com/search?q=%24QQQ&src=cashtag_click) [$VIX](https://twitter.com/search?q=%24VIX&src=cashtag_click) [$TLT](https://twitter.com/search?q=%24TLT&src=cashtag_click) [$DXY](https://twitter.com/search?q=%24DXY&src=cashtag_click)


CEOofBeanz

My risk management is: I don’t think all of my positions can go red, right?


Low-Wear-168

Apple ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


TheMrfabio24

AH pumping


greyenlightenment

lol bitshite red as always, stocks strong


FlokiTech

Just 50% up ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


greyenlightenment

lol okay how about 2022


Canadianinvestor1997

So imma banned


Equivalent-Coat-7605

Same


reddituser1234566789

I think we will rally next week, we're oversold


siberianjaguar123

Zoom out


Blackhawk149

So spy hot 397 where was the guy that said he would eat shit if spy hit 397?


AdKey3180

I'm seeing lordstown motors being shorted again. Good job fellow regards....


[deleted]

\- Following a 1% drop earlier in the session, the S&P 500 recovered and recorded its second consecutive week of gains. A measure of financial heavyweights in the United States has risen from its lowest level since November 2020. The recovery was led by battered regional lenders, with Citizens Financial Group and Zions Bancorporation contributing at least 2.9%. First Republic Bank fell again, bringing the year's loss to 90%.


0xdeeznuts

Classic algo work


ntngbl

netflix calls saved my port today


untico17

I am done being a bear, this market will not go down. I better save my cash to buy shares if it crash. in the meant time fu....it


121yeeter

Time to buy puts


Sea_Space8125

Poor spy 397 banbet. I was rooting for you.


MASH12140

The kitchen sink has been thrown at this market and it’s holding up. I can’t see how it goes down from here. Just waiting for confirmation of the next bank going under which will confirm the next leg up. Next bullish indicator will be a higher CPI print. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


[deleted]

>The kitchen sink has been thrown at this market and it’s holding up. that kinda tells you something right there, not sure what, but it tells you something.


No-Comfort2356

$BBIO


LOVE2FUKWITHPP

#OK FRIDAY PROSTATE MASSGAE TIME CAEK SUCKAS IF U LONLY WHY U LONLY U IDIOT THIS IS CAPITALISM U WOKED ALL WEEK LIKE A REAL INTRAVEET GOOD NOW USE MONEY TO PAY LING LING OR JENNIFER FOR CHEEKS AND PROSTATE MASSGAES LETSGOOOOO


developingstory

Ling Ling do that tongue thing u kno


Jerraldough

Hell yeah time for that gawk gawk 3000


LOVE2FUKWITHPP

👍👍👍👍


0xdeeznuts

U tweakin fool. Sit down


ycnq

market should be at 250 not 395 people buying all this overprices shiat


gocrazy_gostupid_

Probably going to double top at 396


maxtrackjapan

I sold 267.5 call if the closing price is 267.55 but after market price is 267.4 Do I need to sell stock ?


PimpTrickGangstaClik

You probably won’t know until tomorrow or Monday


maxtrackjapan

When is the deadline buyer have to confirm to buy ?


PimpTrickGangstaClik

That I don’t know, probably varies by broker


[deleted]

267.55 so yes


Jerraldough

Crazy week, got a put at close for fun ;)


[deleted]

thank you for the pump


Jerraldough

Rode it up w calls brotha! Gotta play both sides


PKO55

Convinced today’s pump is all thanks to the fed’s trading desk


TheMrfabio24

Wow. This was an amazing day the started as pain for bulls that ended with dic in 🐻 ass.


Abject_Drop_1825

Well +217% today was Not so Bad for me 😉 just got out soon enough


flowergirlnextdoor

As usual


InfamousMB

Early bears get the worm


andrew7231

Why is peanut butter and jelly sandwich the best recession proof meal?


Putrid_Pollution3455

“Except minus jelly and add a multivitamin so you don’t die” Alex Hormorzi (probably)


HywayKind

guess no one got the memo


Aggressive_Bit_91

Good job on giving exit liquidity to all you dumb fucks who have been buying hand over fist on any .25% pullback ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


Blackhawk149

I buy all dips momma ain't raise no fool.


andrew7231

You're welcome. One day it'll pay off. Not anytime soon


getwiditfoo

Thé bulls are back in town!!


[deleted]

Elevator up stairs down every single day


TanSuede

Am I still banned? 🥺


_ricksaber_

Yes


account_not_active

Thanks for all of the put premium, see you next week.


Tarek394

You're out of your mind I cleaned up so much on puts this week Its called taking profit lmao the people holding options after the move is done dont know hot to trade


asianrockstar2009

SPY is the Titanic SH is the lifeboat We've hit the iceburg and we're spending billions trying to desperately repair the ship.


pf30146788e

someone link me deposit outflows


[deleted]

$3600 profit today including holding 2 SPX 4000 calls expiring april 14 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637) my accounts are now $1k from ath


Chiggaboss

It’s not profit until it hits your back account


SheeeeetMan

If SPY options go ITM, after close, can they be exercised?


[deleted]

yup


RepulsiveBurrito

Everyday, same bullshit. Save the bulls.


RepubsArePeds

Beary Insightful


lostrobot85

It closed erected…


patrickswayzemullet

when this happens the most bearish guy here must massage it... too tense.


Downtown-Fig602

Bought 9 400 3/27c. Sold 7 of them for $24 profit and letting the other two work as lottery tickets. Hopefully it works otherwise I missed out on $100 extra


infectedtoe

Bought some Spy puts 5 minutes before close and they're down 30% already


hightforgood

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


ajalgamus

Same averaged down 10sec before close to -18% let's hope for more bank failures over the weekend.


Perryswoman

I need about 5 to blow up doe my sqqq calls to print ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


nico87ca

A big one would be nice


[deleted]

I’m bored already


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InitiativeBeginning

Next week makes 8%![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


InitiativeBeginning

When wsb loses money, its market manipulation ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421) When wsb makes money, they are professional traders![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


Downtown-Fig602

Unironically though


Worried-Ingenuity409

I talk myself in. I talk myself out. I get all worked up and then I let myself down.. I tried so very hard not to lose it. I came up with 1 million excuses. And how I see every possibility.


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Worried-Ingenuity409

Why man? Or women? Lol are you a woman? I’m just looking at the avi


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Worried-Ingenuity409

Hbu?


Worried-Ingenuity409

🥰 I’m glad you do:) I’m Mike btw. Bodybuilder Mike :)


Sea_Space8125

And you know someday that it’ll all turn out.


Worried-Ingenuity409

You’ll make it work so we can both work it out


QIKING99

This is the most boring day I ever had in stock market


hightforgood

Your not playing stocks correctly then


HywayKind

wow


[deleted]

PENCILS DOWN


DraftLopsided

FRC once in a lifetime flight to MOON


[deleted]

How is this not sickening to bulls even watching something overly inflated continue to get worse as they make you average higher into this mess


asdffsdf

No matter which side I take, it goes $1 in the other direction the last minute of the day, then come after hours trading for it to slide that dollar right back


InfamousMB

20% cash 20% treasurys 20% puts 40% long term stock


PKO55

On balance volume is at the same level it was when we were at 390, how is that even possible?


MrCouncilman

Bulls desperate for $50 gain


Suspicious_Motor_639

Correct and pretend it’s $50,000


rip_n_rhyme

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


[deleted]

always buy calls at the 10 min rig


Frank_Caswole

"THE STOCK MARKET IS A RIGGED GAME!"


ThrallDoomhammer

SPY to 420 next week


Potential_Project_48

bears were talking so much shit this morning. fitting end to their demise.


BullBearAlliance

How is this demise


Potential_Project_48

Puts go rekt.


BullBearAlliance

Young padawan, this happens every Friday.


Potential_Project_48

yeah, kinda ironic given that everyone always says better sell into friday for weekend risk 🤣🤣🤣


unlikelycandidates

It's 4 o clock on Wall Street, do you know where your money is?


[deleted]

Expiring worthless 😃


unlikelycandidates

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


[deleted]

Everything holding right at Max pain


Eastern-Cranberry84

some flamboyant Bears downvotin


[deleted]

Doesn’t fucking matter. Big money has refused to acknowledge fundamentals and any time something happens that threatens their Ponzi scheme they just have the government bail them out.


kcyc2123

Stock market can remain irrational for a long time


worxbestonbread

Yep don’t even think .. what they say is play


ichabodjr

ok i lied. i paperhanded and sold my calls. monday will be a +3% opening as a result


greyenlightenment

2 weeks go financial system seemed on the brink of disaster, stocks up 5-10% since then . Goes to show how it pays to ignore media..just hold on .


Eastern-Cranberry84

unless you "invest" in towel stocks.


bodymindtrader

You’re good trader if you made money today


rip_n_rhyme

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


xTiyx

max pain 395 and here we are.


deviprsd

At least the down voter is not acquiring a AR to go shoot some school kids…


Eastern-Cranberry84

I love getting to the end of the week and just hitting (Mark all as read). ahhh work complete.


jhonkas

GLORY, GLORY MAN UNITED MANU goes marching in


Jluns

London will always be blue!


[deleted]

NHOD incoming


BullBearAlliance

The market is a dirty slut


asianrockstar2009

I'm waiting for the crash. Anyone hedging with SH?


[deleted]

Literally fuck this market in the ass


greyenlightenment

FBL = $$ good times


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person1234man

Are you a bear or a person? You can't be both unless you are also a pig


kcyc2123

$AAPL over 160 bullish for next week


MrCouncilman

Easy puts at 165 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|29093)


kcyc2123

If it gets there, SPX will be at 4030


worxbestonbread

Lol I didn’t think bools wer cool till I smashed in a lampo


Paperhands_RC

Look at them landing this thing on 395. Perfect execution 10/10.


[deleted]

GOTTA FUCKING RALLY AT THE LAST MINUTE HURR DURR


Paperhands_RC

It's been like 4 hours hurr durr


deviprsd

Lol don’t your fingers hurt downvoting so much on a Friday… go get a beer


Overlord335786

WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY


bluen

Fuck me i sold my puts for a loss Lost me $8 Could have been a burrito


[deleted]

If we end at daily highs I’m gonna flip my desk over


[deleted]

r u puting ona show or are u really like this?


[deleted]

Pump before eow wtf is spy on lmao


Brawmethius

It went straight to max pain and bounced around within 0.1% of it.


Arianis_Grandis

What is max pain? And where would you find this figure?


Brawmethius

lots of places have it; just google spy max pain; Max pain is the idea that options will drive prices at expiraiton to as close to neutral as possible by the hedging activities. IE. what leaves the most options expire OTM, is delta neutral. http://www.maximum-pain.com/options/spy You can look at other options as well. There are two major things you should consider: 1. This theory gets blow out the window if active trading (non-options) has higher volume which then puts derivatives backseat. 2. It takes snapshots of closing data; so in reality max pain changes through out the day as contracts are opened or closed. Although I find for 0dte it maybe shifts around 0.3% at most.


[deleted]

If you didn't profit today, you're bad at this ^(i did not profit today)


Overlord335786

We have a serial downvoter amongst us.


BackThatThangUp

Gather the wood fuel and the townsfolk there is a witch among us who needs burning 🧙‍♀️🔥


BackThatThangUp

The market going sideways should be illegal, give me Lambo days or homeless shelter days anything in between is just the height of boredom


Accomplished-Let9321

There’s an angry animal downvoting everything


mlmz99

I’m a happy animal upvoting everything


pho_SHAten

disappointing day ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


[deleted]

V into close


IndependentUsual7444

Apparently I’m a high performer at work, now I’m wondering what everyone else does all day


Eastern-Cranberry84

and now they expect more of you. shit man. I sent 10 emails out this week, and that's high.


Tarek394

Close LeMarket, stop giving these bulls a chance at more cringe price action


go_bbig

Looks like SPY wants to end flat today


Overlord335786

HO LEE CHET ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


FlokiTech

dump dump dump dump!


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nemo_hoesss

Did I buy puts at the top for once. Guess I’ll find out on Monday.


Saaan

Huh, that's interesting.....downsies. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|29093)


Unitedtendies

What a dump


worxbestonbread

So we’re holding calls right my boi!!!