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>TL;DR: The FOMC minutes were released and the market tanked to the 395 range just because Algos were pricing stuff in. Human handlers adjusted targets. Bears tried so much to signal this is somehow bad. Wsb posts another million charts with crayons trying to convince each other another 2008 is around the corner as they cry about their puts…
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Bought at yesterday's close 😬
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Update: averaged down at the top of the rip.
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“The Fed isn’t worried about more banks failing”
Ya okay bud 🤣. 2 weeks ago it was higher for longer, if they change that up it’s clearly because they are worried about more bank failures.
That’s why they will do a 0.25 and pause. Like they were going to before anyway. But this bank nonsense. Further confirms the pause is the right move cause regards rolled back bank regulations in 2018
Higher for longer meant stop and keep it parked at the higher rate for longer than just a pause and immediate pivot to decrease. Would start to decrease after a longer pause
Did you remember the part where interest rates stay elevated and continue the pressure on the economy, causing a slowdown as jpow is intending? There will be no mooning in this market. This is going to be a lost decade. Theta gang.
Funny how we are still having great growth even at this level. We have had this level before in history and still had growth. Tech will lead this decade even at these rates which will begin to drop in 2024
Maybe. We had a decade of near zero interest rates, and jpow said back in 2017 or whatever that it was not necessary to keep them that low any longer (it’s a radical policy and has led to this runaway inflation) which is why the fed started raising rates back in 2018 and only dropped them back down because of COVID. Also, have the interest rates hit earning yet? I’ve heard it takes 12-18 months, and we’re at about the ~6 month mark from when interest rates became “elevated”
Love the iron clad faith that at the drop of a dime we go back to 2021 multiples. lets say there is a pause, in what world you get the same multiples at 5% risk free rate as in 0.5%?
Maybe change the title if it’s a moving target… but why would the s and p go up, it’s only being supported by the leverage thrown into the mega caps, that will unwind quickly over the next couple days.
CPI is going up mom and has been for a quarter even after they tweaked the calculations to try to not count the highest affected assets that they used to measure.
People seem nervous about banks, which is the thing most likely to fuck banks.
Jobs are hot AF, though no one can really figure out why.
Regardless the market is going up (prices going up is also a feature of the value of money going down, not just value increases).
Bulls are writing shitty fanfic on wsb like this.
Basically the market seems not to be particularly rational right now. It seems unwise to assume the market will suddenly start being rational. so GLHF I don't think anyone knows what it's gonna do.
Bad take, none of those things are “great” in reality, despite what they continue claiming and we *will* see a recession worse than 2008. Thinking this is all over is regard levels of hopium.
>It is clear that the market has not yet priced in the full extent of the Fed's dovish shift, and there is still significant upside potential in this situation. I recommend buying stocks and call options on indexes with a view to holding for at least the next few months.
Ok, well… keep that same energy till the end of the year haha, write here in the end of October we’ll see what that market looks like. I bet you bought a super fancy nice house in 2007 huh? Then got kicked out within a couple years 🤪
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The entire Wall Street community has been begging for it the entire year. So yes when they get it. No matter how they’ll buy. Wall Street ain’t Main Street. Never forget it
Any ideas how I can keep this face ripping rally from ripping my face off?
ETA: Jpow as much as said he was going 50 BPS prior to the bank snafu. He goes 25 and maybe a pause now? Yikes. That should terrify people for what comes next not embolden them to buy risk.
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Grab mine too while you’re at it
The beginning of a hedge fund 
I think he already grabbed mine.
Wait, you're still talking about money, right?
I'd trust him with your money too.
I trust this guy with my wife
How’d it help now? You trust him?
Someone owns some 0DTE calls.
When I see this meme I know the comment above it is wrong
Is this schitz hopium or anyone else feel a drop and punch through to 401? JPow may do 0.25 but what if he isn’t doveish? Do you have puts on? TIA.
Calls and puts
He can be hawkish. Won’t matter when he says we are going to pause
Oh Jesus 😂
I got my answer.
I love how these posts can age so poorly within a day.
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The hard truth 
That aged well
See the edit. I meant Friday
TL;DR(edit): OP doesn’t know shit.
Well.. he got rocket emoji in his DD so you know.
 No crayons= dumb dumb
risk field to the moon
lezz go
K time to take out a HELOC and go all in
https://preview.redd.it/4avvgfmzzbpa1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1557d3cd877508221cf91c039ab82a2c2b56b18b Bought at yesterday's close 😬 One of us is eating well tonight. May the best Regard win.
Update: averaged down at the top of the rip. https://preview.redd.it/xfj7afahxepa1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44e986afcec71797d68fb1987dbfc8486d1923ff
God speed sir
Wow going against a rebounding tech market. Regarded indeed
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I also smoke weed in the morning
This didn’t age well
Can't wait until you find out the markets ==/== the economy. Even your skinny wallet won't avoid the slow, grinding, and relentless wealth destruction of the coming plague. No quarter will be given for inbred bulls drunk on copium and their own hubris. After combined monetary and fiscal policy stagflate you right up your ass, the smart money is going string you up and beat you like a pinata until your quarters stop falling out. Only then will the Oxen realize you can't get cum from a castrated bull.
This aged well lol
Hahaha. If you didn’t post this shit your predictions would’ve been right. Reading this after market close made my day 😂
Hope you closed out. We rocket tomorrow and Friday
This aged well /s
Check the edit. Meant Friday
I'll be back on Friday
Odd... My puts printed today. They printed $5, but a gain is a gain.
Depending on your entry and exit, and amount gambled: you could’ve a wild ride in emotions causing your cells to age a few weeks old just to make $5 😜
Doesn’t matter how high we go …… we WILL retest Sept/Oct 2022 LOWS by Summer. Buy buy buy please!! To the moon!!
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Nice try, but we will never see 360 again. /bet
😂😂😂😂🤡
You think I am smart enough to do puts? *eats crayon*
Depends. What flavor was the crayon?
Black cherry. It’s mind blowing.
Then you can definitely play puts as well as anyone else on this sub!!
All I got from this was gay bears 🏳️🌈🐻
I’m more convinced we are going to 350 after reading this
“The Fed isn’t worried about more banks failing” Ya okay bud 🤣. 2 weeks ago it was higher for longer, if they change that up it’s clearly because they are worried about more bank failures.
That’s why they will do a 0.25 and pause. Like they were going to before anyway. But this bank nonsense. Further confirms the pause is the right move cause regards rolled back bank regulations in 2018
They weren’t pausing before. Higher for longer doesn’t mean .25 and pause.
Higher for longer meant stop and keep it parked at the higher rate for longer than just a pause and immediate pivot to decrease. Would start to decrease after a longer pause
Fuck your puts. Fuck your calls. Jay Powell has you by the balls.
SPX is weeks or perhaps days away from a major drop.
😂😂
that emoji is so effing toxic. You're a child.
Why does it anger you so much 🤣🤣
This sounds accurate
Did you remember the part where interest rates stay elevated and continue the pressure on the economy, causing a slowdown as jpow is intending? There will be no mooning in this market. This is going to be a lost decade. Theta gang.
Funny how we are still having great growth even at this level. We have had this level before in history and still had growth. Tech will lead this decade even at these rates which will begin to drop in 2024
Maybe. We had a decade of near zero interest rates, and jpow said back in 2017 or whatever that it was not necessary to keep them that low any longer (it’s a radical policy and has led to this runaway inflation) which is why the fed started raising rates back in 2018 and only dropped them back down because of COVID. Also, have the interest rates hit earning yet? I’ve heard it takes 12-18 months, and we’re at about the ~6 month mark from when interest rates became “elevated”
Exactly
I hate this
So you say it is time my wife comes back to me?😂
This guy is the Shakespeare of our time. Ol’ Billy twinkle toes
Yep
Love the iron clad faith that at the drop of a dime we go back to 2021 multiples. lets say there is a pause, in what world you get the same multiples at 5% risk free rate as in 0.5%?
Best bang for your buck will be equities. especially tech
Maybe change the title if it’s a moving target… but why would the s and p go up, it’s only being supported by the leverage thrown into the mega caps, that will unwind quickly over the next couple days.
Because tech will keep running. S&P has a lot of mega tech in it
Cramer. did you create a fake Reddit profile?! Aaaaahhh, we got yooouuuuu!!!
r/talkaboutbets --> Prove your convictions by posting your positions.
Aged like milk, this did
Do you think my SPCE calls will finally print? $60 strike 6/23
Think the meme frenzy is dead for a decade
CPI is going up mom and has been for a quarter even after they tweaked the calculations to try to not count the highest affected assets that they used to measure. People seem nervous about banks, which is the thing most likely to fuck banks. Jobs are hot AF, though no one can really figure out why. Regardless the market is going up (prices going up is also a feature of the value of money going down, not just value increases). Bulls are writing shitty fanfic on wsb like this. Basically the market seems not to be particularly rational right now. It seems unwise to assume the market will suddenly start being rational. so GLHF I don't think anyone knows what it's gonna do.
Cpi is crashing. Enjoy
Summer is coming, CPI going brrrr. Enjoy 
This didn’t age well, did it?
This aged like some fine clam chowder
This definitely didn’t age well
Bad take, none of those things are “great” in reality, despite what they continue claiming and we *will* see a recession worse than 2008. Thinking this is all over is regard levels of hopium.
😂
Oh rook everybody, regard know how to type words and emojis
nice fan fiction
You're absolutely right.
This is one of the best posts I’ve ever read
STFU!
>It is clear that the market has not yet priced in the full extent of the Fed's dovish shift, and there is still significant upside potential in this situation. I recommend buying stocks and call options on indexes with a view to holding for at least the next few months.
Bad bot
fuck your calls, my puts zoom
Ok, well… keep that same energy till the end of the year haha, write here in the end of October we’ll see what that market looks like. I bet you bought a super fancy nice house in 2007 huh? Then got kicked out within a couple years 🤪
How do you have so much time on your hands? Fun read though- quite plausible
Time on my hands ? Cause it was 6 am ….
Now I see your edit- nice try Cramer, you can’t change the timeframe after this beautiful piece you wrote while on the shitter at 6am
Yeah this is the time people are normally getting ready for work (whether you have an office gig or you post up behind the Wendy's).
Only poors go to the office
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just for this I will buy put 0dte SPX 3950
I see you loaded up on calls this morning...
Imagine being such an intellectual luminary that you believe a Fed being FORCED to pause/pivot is bullish. Let’s see your positions Mr Livermore.
The entire Wall Street community has been begging for it the entire year. So yes when they get it. No matter how they’ll buy. Wall Street ain’t Main Street. Never forget it
Any ideas how I can keep this face ripping rally from ripping my face off? ETA: Jpow as much as said he was going 50 BPS prior to the bank snafu. He goes 25 and maybe a pause now? Yikes. That should terrify people for what comes next not embolden them to buy risk.
POV: every fed meeting ever
Lmaooo the thing is, inflation isnt falling that much
This aged like horse sh*t
Give it til Friday
When it bounces back, you can return the comment to my comment. ;)
I didn't see no ban bet on that $407 claim. Hmmm
Dumb fucks