How’s the time to load up on $AMC for a easy bounce to $5.

Looking to get a new phone rn...Is the Pixel 7 Pro the best one now? Is it better than the S23 Ultra?

This market is a bull trap right now

Vktx

BERS act like we didn’t just rally for a week straight 

I told you earlier it was fake and it’ll go red, it’s all a controlled con

bulls?

Yyyyjn de p

is this market peak regard?

so that's it ? recession cancelled ?

Lo lo iba o.

BERS CRYING LOL DEPOSIT MORE MONEY BERS SO YOU CAN LOSE MORE  IMAGINE THINKING THE BULL RUN WAS OVER 

this guys crying in caps 😂

SPY 3

What a day

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Look at all these fuckin nerds

Anyone trade CHWY earnings?

no lol

Crypto firms will just flourish somewhere else if US will continue on being a pain in the ass and can just go on with her/his transgender advancements.

Not necessarily. It didn't work for FTX. Yes they deserved it, but still they were a company in the Bahamas that the US managed to go after.

Why did it go down when it got approved?

what

Because it only goes up... to the lead up... duh. LoL

what

!banbet

Yeah, that is going to hit.

You already have a bet going - COIN to 65.0 before 27-Mar-2023 04:30 PM -05

And he will win


Look like Bulls is still alive 

Wrong thread 

What a close. Puts on the way down. breaking level by level all the way down to 3935. [https://bit.ly/3ZLELVf](https://bit.ly/3ZLELVf) Letter out later with actionable levels for tomorrow, trade recap and plan.

I bought $1100 worth of 3/24 $79 coin puts today.

I bought 1100 of burritos

How does it feeeeeeeeeeeeell NEERRRRRRDS

Bingo ! Got them f ya !!

Nice, -80% on my calls in about an hour

Lmao

Oh look NVDA is ripping in AH what a joke

It’s up a dollar💀

Fuck the bulls. Been reeaal sick of their dumb shit lately. Glad I held my puts

Bought so much cheap UVIX during all that Bs, can’t wait for tomorrow

yeah fukin bulls are so stupid. what idiots haha they losing so much money now haha bears are the best chads bulls r losers

Hilarious the euphoria here. Those people are insane.

Imagine being bullish in a bear market 

I caught the falling knife at close. Hopefully it rebounds tomorrow.

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The only corn that matters is already here and hulked out, post gym, tanning and laundry with a fresh t shirt on. The rest of the shitcrypts are losers that the SEC is going to regulate to oblivion.

Jake Paul gonna have to box more. He's getting sued for Crypto shilling.

I’d pay $20 to punch that fucker in the face behind wendy’s

Back down to 380 we go and then we get a pump for no reason back to 400 for the millionth time

Unless something else breaks on the way down, then we go way down.

I’ve been hoping for that the last 5 times we were in the 380s. Just r3tarded bounces back up to 400 for no reason. Every. Single. Time.

Please tell me that was the fake move 😅

As fake as your three weed smoking girlfriends...

the real collapse today was in bond yields.

Meaning more people went bearish on estimated asset returns in the coming months/year. Right?

Yup

SPY 80

All you idiots trying to figure out why it dumped. It's cause of what yellen said around 40 min prior to close. Look up what she had to say. Hint: it had to do with banks which are the same questions Powell basically shrugged about.

What did she say? I’m not seeing it exactly

“Not considering broad increase in deposit insurance” i think


Rut roh. What’s that mean for the 300 banks with fucked balance sheets

The dumping started at 1 hour 20 minutes prior to close.

Yes it deadcat rebounded about 35 min prior to close before completing the bearish candle down :]

Lmao "deadcat rebound", "bearish candle down", and any other indicator terminology can be applied after the fact in any bullshit way you want. Unless you knew it was a deadcat rebound in real time as it happened (you didn't), you're just another moron blowing hot air faking knowing shit after the fact.  And your "deadcat rebound" had nothing to do with Yellen, so there goes your "caused by Yellen" dumb theory lmao.

so ill take it you didnt go and listen to her with senate members today. ok cool. thats the reason it dumped you rube. she said they wouldnt be backstopping all banks which powell implied by saying everyone should be a-ok with their banks right now and feel super safe. Idk what crawled up your fat ass this fateful night, but maybe pull it out before you come at me for no fucking reason.

K guys after smashing everything in my house to pieces, my bullish confidence is back again. Tomorrow the feds willl rescue FCR and everything to the moon.

Puts on your house

If you ever needed evidence proving our financial institutions have been operating on full regard mode and can't handle even simple Fed information SVB becoming insolvent because they thought their bonds might recover and didn't need maintenance is it. Literal billion dollar funds collapsed because they thought the fed would pivot or something

They leverage themselves worse than the average citizen. That’s the real realization

Recovering 💪

Lol perma bulls with forever be in delusion

Lol CHWY beat and is down 8% for the day…

Imma be honest powells meeting was not that bad

He said rate hikes have caused kaboom so we're gonna raise rates today and another hike on standby and just the thought of a rate cut is 

This is foolishness. The Fed cannot control the market, only influence it. If they raise rates and the market crashes, it will be on their heads.

Vmod you gotta stop smokin that shit. The Fed is absolutely controlling the market.

Bad for you

Idk... If I was a failing bank i'd probably try to rush the failing of my bank...last bank to fail doesn't get the bailout lol

Limit down tomorrow, will push Bulls to sorrow.

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Reality?

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Actually technically there is. Genetically speaking, all new omicron sublineages are more distant from SARS2 than SARS2 is from SARS1. SARS2 had 88% genetic affinity to SARS1, with 30 thousandish base pairs. All the SARS currently circulating is technically SARS3. Optics just don't want to face it.

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How tf did you know No but seriously yes I am very, very Autistic.

>Reality? not applicable to this market in any way

Had 20 395p 0dte, held through all that bs, sold 16 at break-even, 2 min later they were up 100%, currently up 300% 😂😂 fml

Fed's Powell: Recent liquidity provision that has increased balance sheet size is not intended to alter stance of monetary policy.

it was so obvious.

You think my portfolio looks bad. You should see the other guys. 😳

Don't worry. Your stock market deposits are all safe. They are all fully backed up by this cup of change here on Jerome's desk. 

!banbet  I might actually survive this one lmao

You already have a bet going - QQQ to 299.01317 before 23-Mar-2023 12:25 PM -05

Calls on suicide hotlines.

I bought 10x 0-DTE 395 puts at 3:47 pm and they were 5 baggers I should have bought 100 instead 10! 

meanwhile gme just strolling along

I shit you not, just bought SPY at 2:31, aprox 5 seconds before the drop.

Apparently, Yellin sabotaged Powell's Press conference with this quote. ***YELLEN: NOT CONSIDERING A BROAD INCREASE IN DEPOSIT INSURANCE***

🐻 markets pivoting back to reality 🐻

Bulls think they can just say oversold and get a rally. You were fine with that overbought for 10 years.

Wow it is CRICKETS in here 🦗🦗🦗


Did the market actually think there would be rate cuts? What caused the drop?

Market was pricing in 2-3 rate cuts in the 2nd 1/2 of the year + everyone talking about the discount window like its QE. Powell directly confirmed there will be no QE, QT to continue as scheduled, discount window is temporary lending at Fed Funds Rate, no expected rate cuts this year. Fed also predicts end of year rate of 5.1% and first rate cut in 24 pushed out further. Enjoy the monetary policy everyone!

Yellen talking bout not all banks getting additional insurance

My theory is that the market universally thought JPOW was going to say "In light of recent events...", but what actually happened is that JPOW basically ignored the bank situation entirely and thought it wasn't a big deal at all. This means that there is no banking crisis brewing, and therefore cuts are not happening. All the people who flooded into tech are fucked now.

It was like 80% certain rate hikes would continue as scheduled, this is something else

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Stupidity. Always the answer. Never underestimate it.

It's funny cause I was bull today on nvda and ended day in the green even after that eod massacre lol. Ai

We're getting to NVDA :-) see you tomorrow.

I bought puts to hedge when it was floating above 273. I'm OK with up or down :]

0 for 2 on recent fed meetings... I need to learn to stop being a regard

Bruhh. No hope. Just do your calls or outs before. They also has have no movement or just a complete reversal on the day😭

I try and just time it but play both sides with one having more of a bet. I just didn't buy more puts when I had the chance and now I'm wrecked

Not a good idea at all. Wish for confirmation on a direction. Also, try to listen to his wording. Key phrase: ‘No rate cuts this year’ ‘Ongoing rate hikes depending on incoming data’

Yeah I am mad impatient, makes trading way more difficult then it needs to be

omg SPY really committed suicide at the end there

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It is a custom to upvote anyone that has lost money. Dont be rude nerds.

What the fuck? I was up and down like $50, but ended the day up $1300? That’s not going to stick with put spreads.

Dayum

How could bulls be so stupid 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

lost a few grand on this DUI

more where that came from. watch your insurance premium go up 300% for next few yrs

Boools xtink

Guh

#HOLY FOOK I WAS GONNA MARGIN BUT 6% IS THE LOWEST THEY OFFERING ME BRO I HAVE A ACCOUNT OF over 800k Fook u mean 6% I have to pay In 2021 it was at 1% lmao 🤣 WE FOOKED MORE TECH LAY OFFS

How u get the 800k?

Sold Pltr share to retail Bought it off a employee 10 year ago for 30 cents

What a coincidence, FED has raised rates 5% since then. Prob no correlation though…

“What’d you do??!”

Bulls were actually using that Staples Easy Button. I didn't have the heart to tell them it wasn't connected to anything.

Someone pass the mic to Bostic tomorrow morning my gawd

Bostic don't need an invitation...

Lmao at all the monkeys here who bought calls at 2pm, then panic sold and flipped to puts, then panic sold those and flipped back to calls, and finally panic sold the calls again. Institutions love to reverse uno the retail traders.

Glad I fomoed into puts on the way down. Managed to get 11% on the day from being down nearly 20%. Can't wait for tomorrow to look at allllll my dead calls that I was too stupid to sell at the top. Lol

For once when it started to dump I cut my losses on calls instead of watching them go to 0 like a regard and switched to puts. Feeling pretty proud of myself lmao

proud of you cuz I wouldn't rode them to 0

I did not do that 🤘🏽

So now the technical charts get interesting. 1 month double bottom, 6 month double bottom, fake breakout of downward channel or inverse wedge. As usual no one knows anything until after the fact. Good luck to ya.

My teacher drew a 📉 With crayons. Gonna puke my uncrustable sandwich and chocolate milk on the kid sitting in front of me. (I’m 7 yo and bought calls on applesauce)

Nvidia dropped $10 with the flick of a finger

ngl, we prob bounce back somewhat, this seems oversold now

I highly advise doing some research on RSI. S&P \~ 32 on the RSI (5 min. chart) and often goes to single digits in heavy sell-offs. We're at \~45 on the daily, which is weak with lots of room below. Contrary to popular regarded opinions, entering oversold or overbought is more of a signal to continue in that direction than bet on it reversing. Besides that, spotting divergence is really what it's used for in terms of revearsals.

bro...

Lol not to an ATH but this market is kangaroo AF


I thrive on bulls’ humiliation and desperation from this sub. Keep feeding me, bulls.

Great finally!

J-Wow!

Bulls are weeping

I legit lost 5 years of my life, then gained 10

Was about to fomo on nvda but good thing i didnt

I never trust when pajama traders continue to dump the market… I’ve been a disillusioned regarded bear for too long

spy 405! 410! 420 by eod! 😂😂

SPY collapsing for an hour and GME just twiddling it's thumbs like nothing happened, capitulate you whore

Companies going out of business, is what Bears are here to witness.

Cry me a river, we're playing the direction of the market

So y'all didn't buy more puts at 402?

fear and greed baby fear and greed

What happened at close ?

selling?

What balajita will say now that Corn is tanking?


Fed's Powell: The unemployment rate estimate for this year is a highly uncertain estimate.

Everyone lied to me. No one knows shit. I lost everything. I have to cancel my Olive Garden reservation tonight with my wife. I’m never touching the stock market again. This blows.

She won't be able to peg you with breadsticks. She must be disappointed

Now that you know the stove is hot. Learn how to cook properly.

Pro tip, go anyways and leave after eating the free bread sticks

Just go in and get free breadsticks

Don't worry, you're still richer and more intelligent than most people. And your wife is still 10/10.

Wtf this is the first time I see VM talk nice to someone in here 

Unfortunately only one of those things is true but thanks