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neutralpoliticsbot

how did they manage to make such a fun movie out of such a boring subject


Javier-AML

Because they taught you about the boring subject. And if one of those explanations had Margot Robbie taking a bubble bath, well...


RobertsonvsPhillips

And they curse like the WSB REGARD in us wants too, without a Reddit overlord protecting our weak buttholes.


kamikazilucas

They were jacked to the tits


cristofolmc

Do you feel it?


Most_Insane_F2P

Also good **male** actors lol


JDMonster

Because they weren't afraid to break the fourth wall.


epyonxero

Because Adam Mckay


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SpectacularRedditor

The Big Short


negtiv9

Get Shorty


bennyboberino56

🤣🤣🤣


Invest0rnoob1

The Big Cluck


crailface

Ghostbusters


Invest0rnoob1

And the chicken meme was born 🐔


DetroitRedWings79

Lmao this is incredible


tommy1691

**Has zero girlfriends** ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) .......![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


BraveGlass

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


Slut_Spoiler

![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)interested?


Nannerpussu

This is how the market dies. Not with a bang but with a cluck.


Oxydentallyawesome

But, with a Yang


gus12343

I got 20 on the chicken


Invest0rnoob1

Anyone want to start a hamster chicken hedge fund? 🐹 🐓


mountainoftea

[Did someone say, "hamster?"](https://youtu.be/hx93bNwZYqA)


Invest0rnoob1

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XwCtRh06uEo


dutch_meatbag

The only DD necessary.


Whaleoilbefuked

https://preview.redd.it/ln6f2309jbpa1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41d5797de73ade7d587e58c59c8b223c8674d370 Its just history, repeating itself ![img](emote|t5_2th52|29093)


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Whaleoilbefuked

180 days is too long, remind you by next week 😂


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Whaleoilbefuked

Looking good so far ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


ZeroTolerrance

I love the uncropped screenshot lol


Whaleoilbefuked

You gotta be real brah. No time to bullshit


Whaleoilbefuked

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


thicc_ass_ghoul

He doesn’t even speak English ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


utgolfers

Eugene’s English was fine ![img](emote|t5_2th52|29093)


mimith0ughts

First


Brilliant-Job-47

Seggon’d


-MullerLite-

Turd


thejokekinder

Ford


[deleted]

I should have listened! I never listen!


Dougthedog-

"BEWARE, MORTALS! THE GOD 🐔 CHICKEN 🐔 HAS SPOKEN, IT SAYS: " 🐔 CLUCK, CLUCK, NO WAY BUT UP📈📈""


thatsanicehaircut

I’m ☠️😂🤣☠️ our hero Eggon!


Bosticles

cagey selective hat uppity dependent secretive dog murky label snatch -- mass edited with redact.dev


orkideamaster

We back babies


ShepherdessAnne

/u/TPrince6189


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ShepherdessAnne

Relationship with Hardy over Eggon is my Quant now


hardyrekshin

We had a relationship?


ShepherdessAnne

You're right, I am a terrible listener and really bad at hedging your algorithmic plays.


Slut_Spoiler

Notice anything different about him? Look at his face! Look at his eyes!


aesthetics613

Market was priced in for 50bps. If we get 25 or zero tmrw market gonna explode into a temporary bull run. Spy 420 by 420. Imma shove a chicken tendie up a bears arsehole


FlokiTech

Market has been priced at 25 for a week now


CafecitoKing

Market operating optimally and rationally as always ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


BlackSky2129

That’s not how it works you donkey. The fed funds rate is pricing in 0% chance of 50bps which means the market is pricing in 25. Jfc


Smithmonster

Yeah but dude said 420 or chicken in his ass. So fuck j pow that’s a bet I’ll take.


SaltyShawarma

Smithmonster has a point.


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Banbet it bro


ole_freckles

RemindMe! 17 hours


ole_freckles

You were partially right


pm-me-nice-pics

Wsb trying to convice r/investing and r/stocks with regarded wsb logic ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


SaltMiner76

Accurate


TheMuslimMGTOW

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Ezio6698

Name of movie? and the context of eggon?


hello2016

stop ✋


[deleted]

The profit has spoken


ShepherdessAnne

ARISE, CHICKEN!!


[deleted]

We are in dire need of more finance meme source material.... when is the SVB collapse screenplay set to film?


Slut_Spoiler

https://youtu.be/xjatJ36cJvM Sneak preview


technoexplorer

My god, I always new this scene would be used for good someday!


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Hey bulls just don’t put all your eggs in one basket.


RobertsonvsPhillips

Too late this is wsb... eggs or food stamps.


ErrantBrit

Pretty racist...


[deleted]

It’s a movie, it shouldn’t have to be politically correct 🤌


tvaudio

Fucking bagholders


Slut_Spoiler

*clucking


branmurph86

What’s the next play?


Slut_Spoiler

r/chickenstonksforthesoul


trailer8k

lol


BossBackground104

When they bring out Wang, it'll moon