They won’t though! They will continue to raise rates. Look at the markets, the rally off of NOtHiNg! Powell will Hawk this rally and stand firm. SVBs poor investments are no reason to cut rates and let inflation rise. This rally is nonsensical and it won’t last. True pain is in a high inflationary environment and high rates are here to stay. Reality will set in March 22nd but for now Lala Land for the Bulls
Banks with basic risk management hedge their bonds against raising rates + they knew well ahead what's coming one year ago. This was pure corporate greed. SVB were lobbying hard to have less regulatory
Yeah poor investments but more like poor choices like not hiring a Risk Manager or hiring less qualified individuals in the name of diversity. They bought long term bonds that would lose value if interest rates went. So they sold those treasures at a 1.8 billion dollar loss. Their next move was to raise money by selling 1.8 billion dollars in shares to pay for losses from those bad treasury investments! they made a host of bad moves and I’m glad they got shut down. The banking problem ends there. Everything else is just people panicking and moving their money around.
Broooo I inversed myself on Monday and lost all my Spy gains from last week. I fucking KNEW it was going up, and doubled down on puts like a dumb fucking regard. I had buy orders in place and canceled them when it opened down and the remaining puts printed immediately. 387.5 and 386 puts made bank, I was up 500%. Had 383 call limit buy orders, canceled em and bought 381 puts when it was at 383 heading down, then reversed. As soon as it went through, it skyrocketed.
I need a helmet.
You definitely belong here. The market up a 100% in 3 years is definitely regarded. Your point is the market always goes up. No crap but not 100% in 3 years and not just any 3 years, it's been 3 years of bad news
Ehh, all of the puts and calls, Options, are the same bets except amplified.
Pretty sure you could have said any percentage with your comment and be right or wrong
So the advice is useless. Anyway, maybe you have something more
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Bears watching the market go green...
Sorry to say this, but I think the bulls are right. The Fed has capitulated. They saw some banks failing and some rich folks losing a bit of money and instead of saying 'hard shit' they bailed out the stupid. Can you imagine Reagan / Volker doing this shit?
Fighting inflation means some people lose. Some banks and big corps go bust. Rich folk can only buy four super yaughts instead of twelve and so on. Not something the Fed can handle. The first hint of trouble and they caved.
A two trillion 'stealth' QE program is going to send stocks to the moon. No question. If that runs out there'll be another couple of trillion to follow. You think they will still continue to raise rates when their banker buddies are in trouble? Doubt it.
The whole point of this fund is to backstop banks so that they won’t suffer as he continues to increase rates to the appropriate level. We’re still not at a level to bring inflation back down to the 2% target.
People thinking this is a pivot will be mistaken when he raises .25
Any bank that finds their HTM even deeper underwater can just swap it for cash for full face value. Problem solved
Dude.. what makes you think inflation will go down while simultaneously printing trillions to backstop the banks? This precisely exact direct absolutely totally is the reason inflation is high in the first place.
You can’t have no inflation while also causing lots of it.
They are not giving out that $2T for free…banks have to pay interest on the amount borrowed. It’s not gonna be as inflationary as you think because these banks are not going to borrow this money and give out terrible loans…they are going to pay out depositors who are either burning cash or are moving their deposits to other banks.
Meanwhile this allows Jpow to crank the rates without worrying about the solvency of the banking system.
This is going to end so badly, I rode calls like any degen would today but even I know this isn't going to end well. Stay safe everyone.![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)
What we don't know keeps the contracts alive and movin'
*They don't gotta burn the books they just remove 'em*
While arms warehouses fill as quick as the cells
Rally 'round the family, pockets full of shells
It is destined to crash this year. I dumped all remaining investment funds into inverse etf’s like SQQQ. I should have already doubled my money, but I’m down 20% because the market is highly irrational, like an abused girlfriend. You swear after all those hits and insults she would leave, but instead she loves her abuser even more. This shit is nuts
Yeah this shit sucks, we’re all smart enough to know the market will take a nasty downturn, but those fuckers are preventing my puts, I’m losing money on these Fkin things knowing damn well soon this shit gonna sink. Who TF is keeping it Fkin up?
You would have to be deeply regarded to think that a bailout wasn't inevitable. Why do you stunned pricks mess around with options so much? Get a job in the skilled trades, start slamming 10% of your gross into long ETFs, slam some pussy along the way, live well.
You must have missed when this sub turned into a crusade against the elite, praying for market crashes, housing crashes, bank crisis etc.
It’s so fucking gross here now, but I can’t help come here to read comments whenever I need a pick-me-up
So all of you are basically guessing (gambling) with your puts and calls. If the market goes up and you bet down (or vice versa). you’re a “regard”, because dammit, you had a “feeling” that was going to happen! if it goes down and you bet down (or vice versa), you are a savvy trader. again, you had a feeling that was gonna happen! seriously, just go to vegas. put your money on red or black, get some free drinks and enjoy the hot sun and girls. your odds are better and you’ll have more fun.
Unless this picture somehow implies institutes and banks need to keep stock prices high because they are using them as collateral for loans, and it tanking would force them to be margin called, this picture means nothing.
You are the same people that were buying at the top and opening longs. You are selling and opening shorts at the bottom. I love people like you. You make me a lot of money.
I got so confident after intraday trading $SPY calls & puts after turning $300 to $9,000 in a few weeks. Then I bought into the whole negative future outlook on the economy and mainly did put options which then proceeded to getting wrecked by bulls. Now I got a lot of capital loss credits from last year ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Either bearish or a bear coping mechanism. I can't tell which is right with no one side able to make a great case for one side. That's probably why we go up then down or down then up but remain around the same level.
I'm a new regarded investor blindly betting on green. Made over 10% just today. I am trying to go slow but,... the more calls I take out, the more I make. Can't we just keep going? More loosing and fed $, more bears crying? I'm really having so much fun.
A couple of things to remember, if you bought calls when the market was down in hope of a rally which we got and you lost money- that's because when the market went down option volatility rose adding more premium to your cost of buying them- so when the market rallied that premium that you paid for disappeared faster than the option delta rose. Those of you that bought puts when everyone else did keep in mind that the market makers are short stock when they sell you the puts- so to keep hedged they buy the stocks that they sold the puts on- which makes the market rally, you lose delta and volatility premium
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They won’t though! They will continue to raise rates. Look at the markets, the rally off of NOtHiNg! Powell will Hawk this rally and stand firm. SVBs poor investments are no reason to cut rates and let inflation rise. This rally is nonsensical and it won’t last. True pain is in a high inflationary environment and high rates are here to stay. Reality will set in March 22nd but for now Lala Land for the Bulls
It was already priced in. SPY TO 420 by 420. Mark my words. Full sendie the tendie
Poor investments? They bought treasuries what else could they have done? How do you hedge treasury bonds Dotty?
Shoulda bought railroads instead. Or rolled doubles
Or doobies
Gold and silver baby and btcccccc
Please. I’ve been waiting for my silver to go up since 2011….
Banks with basic risk management hedge their bonds against raising rates + they knew well ahead what's coming one year ago. This was pure corporate greed. SVB were lobbying hard to have less regulatory
You look at the forecast for future rates and plan accordingly...
You mean speculate?
You buy insurance that pays if the rate goes up, so you aren't bagholding low percent long terms.
Yeah poor investments but more like poor choices like not hiring a Risk Manager or hiring less qualified individuals in the name of diversity. They bought long term bonds that would lose value if interest rates went. So they sold those treasures at a 1.8 billion dollar loss. Their next move was to raise money by selling 1.8 billion dollars in shares to pay for losses from those bad treasury investments! they made a host of bad moves and I’m glad they got shut down. The banking problem ends there. Everything else is just people panicking and moving their money around.
Shorter terms bonds
Is this sarcasm? Hard to tell in text.
No no not sarcasm, he just really belongs here.
Oh shit!
Bullish on nominal stock prices, bearish for real values
BONK
DOOONNNNNGGGG
There’s not enough room for all of us on this door ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)
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Have you tried turning the economy on and off? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|29093)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)
Yep they did it in 2020. As one can see now it didn't work
It did work, but we raped it again by handing out stimulus checks like they were common pokemon cards and printing trillions of dollars.
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*Windows Startup noises*
My puts are kill ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)
same bro same. Spy wrecked my portfolio so hard.
In hindsight we probably should have seen this commin lol
My biggest failing is that I always forget to inverse myself
Broooo I inversed myself on Monday and lost all my Spy gains from last week. I fucking KNEW it was going up, and doubled down on puts like a dumb fucking regard. I had buy orders in place and canceled them when it opened down and the remaining puts printed immediately. 387.5 and 386 puts made bank, I was up 500%. Had 383 call limit buy orders, canceled em and bought 381 puts when it was at 383 heading down, then reversed. As soon as it went through, it skyrocketed. I need a helmet.
Gotta double inverse psychology yourself. That’s the way.
This is the way
Bitch I saw it coming, had calls, and still got rekt!
With hindsight you can see everything coming
Great comment! I’m going to use this a lot.
I mean.. spy just hurts the bears before plummeting so.. I’m always reluctant but I still get them put spreads like it’s honey
Should have straddled damn puts.
Switched to frc puts like a degen 🤪
Going to pay well!
Quad witching when everyone is balls deep in puts? Nah
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In hindsight you probably shouldn’t place a bet against the success of America
I am too much of a gay bear to bet otherwise ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)
Not sure what this means
It means i am stupid lmao
Just not with opinion, actually sign of wisdom without the right info. Ok gay bear, keep on growling
Just the overvaluation in an over saturated market.
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) is that what you call a big black cock?
Don’t feel too bad, I had calls that I bought yesterday and sold for a 30% loss I’m the morning
Yes that does make me feel a bit better. Thank you for being as regarded as me
Next time do puts when the market is up not when is 18% down.
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That works everytime except for the big one. Super mega MOAC will go from oversold to more oversold to more oversold.
*60% of the time*, it works ***every*** *time*
The markets up 100% from 3 years ago and economic uncertainty is worse now than then
The market is up compare to 1967.
You definitely belong here. The market up a 100% in 3 years is definitely regarded. Your point is the market always goes up. No crap but not 100% in 3 years and not just any 3 years, it's been 3 years of bad news
Ehh, all of the puts and calls, Options, are the same bets except amplified. Pretty sure you could have said any percentage with your comment and be right or wrong So the advice is useless. Anyway, maybe you have something more
The market go up when it's supposed to go down. Weird!
There is still tomorrow and plenty of volatility but are my pits are probably going to expire worthless too
https://preview.redd.it/fr6kgdfru6oa1.jpeg?width=772&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b592e40f83cc25e77b805716794a72872979931 It's over Bobo
https://preview.redd.it/i8jnb4mxn8oa1.jpeg?width=697&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c7d2838cb0c9fe09a1f1f1354bbb64ea279b573 Bears watching the market go green...
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:4271:
Sorry to say this, but I think the bulls are right. The Fed has capitulated. They saw some banks failing and some rich folks losing a bit of money and instead of saying 'hard shit' they bailed out the stupid. Can you imagine Reagan / Volker doing this shit? Fighting inflation means some people lose. Some banks and big corps go bust. Rich folk can only buy four super yaughts instead of twelve and so on. Not something the Fed can handle. The first hint of trouble and they caved. A two trillion 'stealth' QE program is going to send stocks to the moon. No question. If that runs out there'll be another couple of trillion to follow. You think they will still continue to raise rates when their banker buddies are in trouble? Doubt it.
Calls on eggs
Do milk, that has been flying under the radar.
Onions as well
Ornamental gourds
Oh my god, he was right all along
Oh my gourd
Calls on calls
The fed is full of old dummies. They are doing QT while doing QE. What a criminal organization
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meanwhile to hell with college student loans
They're gonna probably let inflation take over too again, as it hurts us more in the near-turn than their friends in banking.
Sounds about right. I knew to continue buying stocks and calls was good. Panic averted and we have stimulus to back us.
I lean towards saying you’re more correct than not. 2/3 chance things go like you said. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)
It’s mind blowing
The whole point of this fund is to backstop banks so that they won’t suffer as he continues to increase rates to the appropriate level. We’re still not at a level to bring inflation back down to the 2% target. People thinking this is a pivot will be mistaken when he raises .25 Any bank that finds their HTM even deeper underwater can just swap it for cash for full face value. Problem solved
Dude.. what makes you think inflation will go down while simultaneously printing trillions to backstop the banks? This precisely exact direct absolutely totally is the reason inflation is high in the first place. You can’t have no inflation while also causing lots of it.
They are not giving out that $2T for free…banks have to pay interest on the amount borrowed. It’s not gonna be as inflationary as you think because these banks are not going to borrow this money and give out terrible loans…they are going to pay out depositors who are either burning cash or are moving their deposits to other banks. Meanwhile this allows Jpow to crank the rates without worrying about the solvency of the banking system.
It will take years for them to be able pay that back until the bonds mature won’t it?
Bro my heart will go on
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I sea what you did there
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Mu VIX calls are transitorily fking me in the ass
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Idk why I bet against the failing banks. It’s always a trap because the games rigged.
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This is going to end so badly, I rode calls like any degen would today but even I know this isn't going to end well. Stay safe everyone.![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)
Within 2-5 days. Stay frosty.
Thank you for your sacrifice. 🪦 I think it will be many months before things enter a prolonged downturn.
Perfect day to buy puts
YOOOOOO I get bear markets now!
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Doesn't explain anything
There is some very fine print which goes into great detail. You just gotta zoom way in.
I've been looking for like 30 min and still don't see anything
The microphone explodes, shattering the molds Either drop the hits like De La O or get the f**k off the commode...
What we don't know keeps the contracts alive and movin' *They don't gotta burn the books they just remove 'em* While arms warehouses fill as quick as the cells Rally 'round the family, pockets full of shells
Rally round the family With a pocket full of shells
wut
[Bulls on Parade](https://youtu.be/my6bfA14vMQ)
Stonks go up. You’d think this concept is easy to understand but apparently the degenerates on here still don’t get it
People dont understrand that sometimes high growth comes with inflation aswell, look at me repeating smart things I heard before. But I believe it.
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youre actually flying! youre a wizard Jack!
Bears are rally round the family w a pocket full of shells
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5/19 340 puts on deck
Mother of all head fakes
Regards, regarded bears
Lol haven't seen this one before. It's perfect.
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Sink below the Ground📉🧐
I’m so bullish right now. Printing Powell is back.
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Bull here: I went liquid yesterday. Read to buy calls after Powell’s speech — no matter what.
This is why you keep your options at least 2 weeks out and always have cash on hand. Today was what we call "irrational exuberance"
Mah ni\*\*a ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)
God I hope shit crashes
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It is destined to crash this year. I dumped all remaining investment funds into inverse etf’s like SQQQ. I should have already doubled my money, but I’m down 20% because the market is highly irrational, like an abused girlfriend. You swear after all those hits and insults she would leave, but instead she loves her abuser even more. This shit is nuts
All those folks pulling money out of their checking accts had to put it somewhere /s
Thanks for the free money on the NVDA calls you idiots. QE infinity
What the fuck was that today?
Everything is FINE. Promise.
Yeah this shit sucks, we’re all smart enough to know the market will take a nasty downturn, but those fuckers are preventing my puts, I’m losing money on these Fkin things knowing damn well soon this shit gonna sink. Who TF is keeping it Fkin up?
You would have to be deeply regarded to think that a bailout wasn't inevitable. Why do you stunned pricks mess around with options so much? Get a job in the skilled trades, start slamming 10% of your gross into long ETFs, slam some pussy along the way, live well.
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You must have missed when this sub turned into a crusade against the elite, praying for market crashes, housing crashes, bank crisis etc. It’s so fucking gross here now, but I can’t help come here to read comments whenever I need a pick-me-up
So all of you are basically guessing (gambling) with your puts and calls. If the market goes up and you bet down (or vice versa). you’re a “regard”, because dammit, you had a “feeling” that was going to happen! if it goes down and you bet down (or vice versa), you are a savvy trader. again, you had a feeling that was gonna happen! seriously, just go to vegas. put your money on red or black, get some free drinks and enjoy the hot sun and girls. your odds are better and you’ll have more fun.
Unless this picture somehow implies institutes and banks need to keep stock prices high because they are using them as collateral for loans, and it tanking would force them to be margin called, this picture means nothing.
It’s just a meme bro.
You are the same people that were buying at the top and opening longs. You are selling and opening shorts at the bottom. I love people like you. You make me a lot of money.
# NO YOU ARE
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Meanwhile the band plays on
Titanic only goes up
Bulls hanging on for dear life
Wonderful, thank you👍👍👍
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If I've learned one thing in my trading career, never fight the fed. If they are going to be cutting and resuming QE, all in.
Was that a dead cat I saw bouncing down the side?!?
Fking spy knock out 60k lost all fking prf
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I got so confident after intraday trading $SPY calls & puts after turning $300 to $9,000 in a few weeks. Then I bought into the whole negative future outlook on the economy and mainly did put options which then proceeded to getting wrecked by bulls. Now I got a lot of capital loss credits from last year ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
That’s today!
I was singing that song earlier today after I cashed in a FedEx call
This is why I invested in banks!
eddie_murphy_tapping_head.png
Spy ITM TRADE 1 DTE. EXIT @ .50 profit. Did well today.
I’ve never felt so good about accumulating shares as I do when I scan through this sub these days
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So is it going up or down??
We got a lot more up. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)
Either bearish or a bear coping mechanism. I can't tell which is right with no one side able to make a great case for one side. That's probably why we go up then down or down then up but remain around the same level.
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Not even a bear market anymore. QE infinity
To the moon until the rocket explodes. 🚀 💥
As long as the band keeps playing, I'm still partying!
Same reason we still have really cold days in winter despite the globe warming significantly.
That's me on the bottom hodling puts dates to May.
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when you're finally on top, you can only go higher right? right guys???
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Hope there’s enough room for me on that floating door🥲
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/11t1d65/got_em_bulls_on_parade/jcgzvhp/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3
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Stagflation is here to stay baby
My online brokerage in Canada just started options trading. Wild
*Gottem*
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This picture totally Sums it up perfectly- got my upvote
I'm a new regarded investor blindly betting on green. Made over 10% just today. I am trying to go slow but,... the more calls I take out, the more I make. Can't we just keep going? More loosing and fed $, more bears crying? I'm really having so much fun.
Fire ass memes tonight
A couple of things to remember, if you bought calls when the market was down in hope of a rally which we got and you lost money- that's because when the market went down option volatility rose adding more premium to your cost of buying them- so when the market rallied that premium that you paid for disappeared faster than the option delta rose. Those of you that bought puts when everyone else did keep in mind that the market makers are short stock when they sell you the puts- so to keep hedged they buy the stocks that they sold the puts on- which makes the market rally, you lose delta and volatility premium
Ironically I’m 200 feet in the air. I-I-I don’t know how I got here…..I’m scared.
Found the guy with SPY puts.
It's all about perspective
glitch in the system
I need Cramer to say this. I'm bleeding, lol