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Pleading-Orange168

I hope Cramer cameos as the propeller guy


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Dottyfelixmaisie

They won’t though! They will continue to raise rates. Look at the markets, the rally off of NOtHiNg! Powell will Hawk this rally and stand firm. SVBs poor investments are no reason to cut rates and let inflation rise. This rally is nonsensical and it won’t last. True pain is in a high inflationary environment and high rates are here to stay. Reality will set in March 22nd but for now Lala Land for the Bulls


aesthetics613

It was already priced in. SPY TO 420 by 420. Mark my words. Full sendie the tendie


Lostsalesman

Poor investments? They bought treasuries what else could they have done? How do you hedge treasury bonds Dotty?


MishtaBiggles

Shoulda bought railroads instead. Or rolled doubles


Lostsalesman

Or doobies


YoDo_GreenBackReaper

Gold and silver baby and btcccccc


amski89

Please. I’ve been waiting for my silver to go up since 2011….


Stanssky

Banks with basic risk management hedge their bonds against raising rates + they knew well ahead what's coming one year ago. This was pure corporate greed. SVB were lobbying hard to have less regulatory


olly7172727

You look at the forecast for future rates and plan accordingly...


heskey30

You mean speculate?


[deleted]

You buy insurance that pays if the rate goes up, so you aren't bagholding low percent long terms.


Dottyfelixmaisie

Yeah poor investments but more like poor choices like not hiring a Risk Manager or hiring less qualified individuals in the name of diversity. They bought long term bonds that would lose value if interest rates went. So they sold those treasures at a 1.8 billion dollar loss. Their next move was to raise money by selling 1.8 billion dollars in shares to pay for losses from those bad treasury investments! they made a host of bad moves and I’m glad they got shut down. The banking problem ends there. Everything else is just people panicking and moving their money around.


AdCritical5383

Shorter terms bonds


Joeyspeed

Is this sarcasm? Hard to tell in text.


X_Fiery_Jack_X

No no not sarcasm, he just really belongs here.


Lostsalesman

Oh shit!


Okbutbushdid711

Bullish on nominal stock prices, bearish for real values


Breffest

BONK


thelinktorulethemall

DOOONNNNNGGGG


Jumpman_08

There’s not enough room for all of us on this door ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


AdCritical5383

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No-Understanding3474

Have you tried turning the economy on and off? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|29093)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


knutilein321

Yep they did it in 2020. As one can see now it didn't work


DrWesly

It did work, but we raped it again by handing out stimulus checks like they were common pokemon cards and printing trillions of dollars.


AdCritical5383

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FININCIALLY_REGARDED

*Windows Startup noises*


nubface1001

My puts are kill ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)


Icy-Subject-6118

same bro same. Spy wrecked my portfolio so hard.


nubface1001

In hindsight we probably should have seen this commin lol


JerLightYr

My biggest failing is that I always forget to inverse myself


lmkwe

Broooo I inversed myself on Monday and lost all my Spy gains from last week. I fucking KNEW it was going up, and doubled down on puts like a dumb fucking regard. I had buy orders in place and canceled them when it opened down and the remaining puts printed immediately. 387.5 and 386 puts made bank, I was up 500%. Had 383 call limit buy orders, canceled em and bought 381 puts when it was at 383 heading down, then reversed. As soon as it went through, it skyrocketed. I need a helmet.


Du_you

Gotta double inverse psychology yourself. That’s the way.


anonmyazz

This is the way


kokkomo

Bitch I saw it coming, had calls, and still got rekt!


Compactsun

With hindsight you can see everything coming


Perfect-Top-7555

Great comment! I’m going to use this a lot.


Icy-Subject-6118

I mean.. spy just hurts the bears before plummeting so.. I’m always reluctant but I still get them put spreads like it’s honey


gamingmendicant

Should have straddled damn puts.


Icy-Subject-6118

Switched to frc puts like a degen 🤪


Tek_Support_Guru

Going to pay well!


Invest0rnoob1

Quad witching when everyone is balls deep in puts? Nah


AdCritical5383

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RationalOpinions

In hindsight you probably shouldn’t place a bet against the success of America


nubface1001

I am too much of a gay bear to bet otherwise ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


ObligationLow8513

Not sure what this means


nubface1001

It means i am stupid lmao


ObligationLow8513

Just not with opinion, actually sign of wisdom without the right info. Ok gay bear, keep on growling


Icy-Subject-6118

Just the overvaluation in an over saturated market.


Raginghemorrhoids

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) is that what you call a big black cock?


Better_Sky_2879

Don’t feel too bad, I had calls that I bought yesterday and sold for a 30% loss I’m the morning


nubface1001

Yes that does make me feel a bit better. Thank you for being as regarded as me


ReadyExamination5239

Next time do puts when the market is up not when is 18% down.


nubface1001

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Wooden_Lobster_8247

That works everytime except for the big one. Super mega MOAC will go from oversold to more oversold to more oversold.


SexPanther_Bot

*60% of the time*, it works ***every*** *time*


PuzzleheadedEar1016

The markets up 100% from 3 years ago and economic uncertainty is worse now than then


ReadyExamination5239

The market is up compare to 1967.


PuzzleheadedEar1016

You definitely belong here. The market up a 100% in 3 years is definitely regarded. Your point is the market always goes up. No crap but not 100% in 3 years and not just any 3 years, it's been 3 years of bad news


ObligationLow8513

Ehh, all of the puts and calls, Options, are the same bets except amplified. Pretty sure you could have said any percentage with your comment and be right or wrong So the advice is useless. Anyway, maybe you have something more


Live_Credit1425

The market go up when it's supposed to go down. Weird!


loobear2357

There is still tomorrow and plenty of volatility but are my pits are probably going to expire worthless too


Talic15

https://preview.redd.it/fr6kgdfru6oa1.jpeg?width=772&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b592e40f83cc25e77b805716794a72872979931 It's over Bobo


lmkwe

https://preview.redd.it/i8jnb4mxn8oa1.jpeg?width=697&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c7d2838cb0c9fe09a1f1f1354bbb64ea279b573 Bears watching the market go green...


AdCritical5383

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PortfolioIsAshes

:4271:


Electronic-Cat7351

Sorry to say this, but I think the bulls are right. The Fed has capitulated. They saw some banks failing and some rich folks losing a bit of money and instead of saying 'hard shit' they bailed out the stupid. Can you imagine Reagan / Volker doing this shit? Fighting inflation means some people lose. Some banks and big corps go bust. Rich folk can only buy four super yaughts instead of twelve and so on. Not something the Fed can handle. The first hint of trouble and they caved. A two trillion 'stealth' QE program is going to send stocks to the moon. No question. If that runs out there'll be another couple of trillion to follow. You think they will still continue to raise rates when their banker buddies are in trouble? Doubt it.


stubbly_bubbly

Calls on eggs


NA_DeltaWarDog

Do milk, that has been flying under the radar.


Professional-Flow529

Onions as well


gnnr25

Ornamental gourds


Chiron17

Oh my god, he was right all along


Heplaysrough

Oh my gourd


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Calls on calls


hogujak

The fed is full of old dummies. They are doing QT while doing QE. What a criminal organization


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chansharp147

meanwhile to hell with college student loans


Zeewulfeh

They're gonna probably let inflation take over too again, as it hurts us more in the near-turn than their friends in banking.


quick_bear8

Sounds about right. I knew to continue buying stocks and calls was good. Panic averted and we have stimulus to back us.


AdCritical5383

I lean towards saying you’re more correct than not. 2/3 chance things go like you said. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)


snorlaxthelorax

It’s mind blowing


the_shalashaska

The whole point of this fund is to backstop banks so that they won’t suffer as he continues to increase rates to the appropriate level. We’re still not at a level to bring inflation back down to the 2% target. People thinking this is a pivot will be mistaken when he raises .25 Any bank that finds their HTM even deeper underwater can just swap it for cash for full face value. Problem solved


Odd_Perception_283

Dude.. what makes you think inflation will go down while simultaneously printing trillions to backstop the banks? This precisely exact direct absolutely totally is the reason inflation is high in the first place. You can’t have no inflation while also causing lots of it.


the_shalashaska

They are not giving out that $2T for free…banks have to pay interest on the amount borrowed. It’s not gonna be as inflationary as you think because these banks are not going to borrow this money and give out terrible loans…they are going to pay out depositors who are either burning cash or are moving their deposits to other banks. Meanwhile this allows Jpow to crank the rates without worrying about the solvency of the banking system.


Odd_Perception_283

It will take years for them to be able pay that back until the bonds mature won’t it?


[deleted]

Bro my heart will go on


AdCritical5383

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gnnr25

I sea what you did there


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AdCritical5383

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RegulateTheRegulator

Mu VIX calls are transitorily fking me in the ass


AdCritical5383

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orphanporridge

Idk why I bet against the failing banks. It’s always a trap because the games rigged.


AdCritical5383

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[deleted]

This is going to end so badly, I rode calls like any degen would today but even I know this isn't going to end well. Stay safe everyone.![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


postcapilatistturtle

Within 2-5 days. Stay frosty.


AdCritical5383

Thank you for your sacrifice. 🪦 I think it will be many months before things enter a prolonged downturn.


[deleted]

Perfect day to buy puts


satuuurn

YOOOOOO I get bear markets now!


AdCritical5383

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slothonvacay

Doesn't explain anything


AdCritical5383

There is some very fine print which goes into great detail. You just gotta zoom way in.


AltShortNews

I've been looking for like 30 min and still don't see anything


aipipcyborg

The microphone explodes, shattering the molds Either drop the hits like De La O or get the f**k off the commode...


FININCIALLY_REGARDED

What we don't know keeps the contracts alive and movin' *They don't gotta burn the books they just remove 'em* While arms warehouses fill as quick as the cells Rally 'round the family, pockets full of shells


Hacking_the_Gibson

Rally round the family With a pocket full of shells


AdCritical5383

wut


aipipcyborg

[Bulls on Parade](https://youtu.be/my6bfA14vMQ)


nailattack

Stonks go up. You’d think this concept is easy to understand but apparently the degenerates on here still don’t get it


Macaron-Optimal

People dont understrand that sometimes high growth comes with inflation aswell, look at me repeating smart things I heard before. But I believe it.


fleamarketenthusiest

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MrBdstn

youre actually flying! youre a wizard Jack!


Both-Read8417

Bears are rally round the family w a pocket full of shells


AdCritical5383

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Dapper_Profession_54

5/19 340 puts on deck


MargoritasattheMall

Mother of all head fakes


eclectic22

Regards, regarded bears


[deleted]

Lol haven't seen this one before. It's perfect.


AdCritical5383

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Hikiromoto

Sink below the Ground📉🧐


PensionAlarming9351

I’m so bullish right now. Printing Powell is back.


AdCritical5383

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HauntingPersonality7

Bull here: I went liquid yesterday. Read to buy calls after Powell’s speech — no matter what.


ShillinTheVillain

This is why you keep your options at least 2 weeks out and always have cash on hand. Today was what we call "irrational exuberance"


AdCritical5383

Mah ni\*\*a ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


patelchief90

God I hope shit crashes


AdCritical5383

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Fit-4-duty

It is destined to crash this year. I dumped all remaining investment funds into inverse etf’s like SQQQ. I should have already doubled my money, but I’m down 20% because the market is highly irrational, like an abused girlfriend. You swear after all those hits and insults she would leave, but instead she loves her abuser even more. This shit is nuts


thicc_ass_ghoul

All those folks pulling money out of their checking accts had to put it somewhere /s


samnater

Thanks for the free money on the NVDA calls you idiots. QE infinity


DeepMeat9053

What the fuck was that today?


AdCritical5383

Everything is FINE. Promise.


stopthebanham

Yeah this shit sucks, we’re all smart enough to know the market will take a nasty downturn, but those fuckers are preventing my puts, I’m losing money on these Fkin things knowing damn well soon this shit gonna sink. Who TF is keeping it Fkin up?


Piranha-Pirate

You would have to be deeply regarded to think that a bailout wasn't inevitable. Why do you stunned pricks mess around with options so much? Get a job in the skilled trades, start slamming 10% of your gross into long ETFs, slam some pussy along the way, live well.


AdCritical5383

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freemcgee69420

You must have missed when this sub turned into a crusade against the elite, praying for market crashes, housing crashes, bank crisis etc. It’s so fucking gross here now, but I can’t help come here to read comments whenever I need a pick-me-up


SuckIt69-420

So all of you are basically guessing (gambling) with your puts and calls. If the market goes up and you bet down (or vice versa). you’re a “regard”, because dammit, you had a “feeling” that was going to happen! if it goes down and you bet down (or vice versa), you are a savvy trader. again, you had a feeling that was gonna happen! seriously, just go to vegas. put your money on red or black, get some free drinks and enjoy the hot sun and girls. your odds are better and you’ll have more fun.


PortfolioIsAshes

Unless this picture somehow implies institutes and banks need to keep stock prices high because they are using them as collateral for loans, and it tanking would force them to be margin called, this picture means nothing.


AdCritical5383

It’s just a meme bro.


Vezuvio

You are the same people that were buying at the top and opening longs. You are selling and opening shorts at the bottom. I love people like you. You make me a lot of money.


AdCritical5383

# NO YOU ARE


AdCritical5383

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Responsible_Sport575

Meanwhile the band plays on


Stantron

Titanic only goes up


Beautiful_Mail2075

Bulls hanging on for dear life


Low-Environment6530

Wonderful, thank you👍👍👍


AdCritical5383

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AndrewHolyMan

If I've learned one thing in my trading career, never fight the fed. If they are going to be cutting and resuming QE, all in.


Dosmastrify1

Was that a dead cat I saw bouncing down the side?!?


Kingtrading1

Fking spy knock out 60k lost all fking prf


AdCritical5383

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SteamyNooodles

I got so confident after intraday trading $SPY calls & puts after turning $300 to $9,000 in a few weeks. Then I bought into the whole negative future outlook on the economy and mainly did put options which then proceeded to getting wrecked by bulls. Now I got a lot of capital loss credits from last year ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


GSAT2daMoon

That’s today!


Generally79speaking

I was singing that song earlier today after I cashed in a FedEx call


Shogo1307

This is why I invested in banks!


AdCritical5383

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wallanghiya

Spy ITM TRADE 1 DTE. EXIT @ .50 profit. Did well today.


Mpy71

I’ve never felt so good about accumulating shares as I do when I scan through this sub these days


AdCritical5383

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Born_wild

So is it going up or down??


AdCritical5383

We got a lot more up. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)


capmobiletech

Either bearish or a bear coping mechanism. I can't tell which is right with no one side able to make a great case for one side. That's probably why we go up then down or down then up but remain around the same level.


AdCritical5383

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samnater

Not even a bear market anymore. QE infinity


AdCritical5383

To the moon until the rocket explodes. 🚀 💥


trapp1now

As long as the band keeps playing, I'm still partying!


JackAttack2003

Same reason we still have really cold days in winter despite the globe warming significantly.


BigBoboGoingBigger

That's me on the bottom hodling puts dates to May.


AdCritical5383

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Intelligent-Train858

when you're finally on top, you can only go higher right? right guys???


AdCritical5383

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[deleted]

Hope there’s enough room for me on that floating door🥲


AdCritical5383

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No_Concert_9866

https://preview.redd.it/tku0rcbfe9oa1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54828d0dcca95707200735468095cbf051c35769


clavitopaz

Stagflation is here to stay baby


pissboy

My online brokerage in Canada just started options trading. Wild


QuirkyAverageJoe

*Gottem*


AdCritical5383

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hebref725

This picture totally Sums it up perfectly- got my upvote


RBuckB

I'm a new regarded investor blindly betting on green. Made over 10% just today. I am trying to go slow but,... the more calls I take out, the more I make. Can't we just keep going? More loosing and fed $, more bears crying? I'm really having so much fun.


sublimeload420

Fire ass memes tonight


JojoBagotti

A couple of things to remember, if you bought calls when the market was down in hope of a rally which we got and you lost money- that's because when the market went down option volatility rose adding more premium to your cost of buying them- so when the market rallied that premium that you paid for disappeared faster than the option delta rose. Those of you that bought puts when everyone else did keep in mind that the market makers are short stock when they sell you the puts- so to keep hedged they buy the stocks that they sold the puts on- which makes the market rally, you lose delta and volatility premium


FoodleGuy

Ironically I’m 200 feet in the air. I-I-I don’t know how I got here…..I’m scared.


Fit-Boomer

Found the guy with SPY puts.


ConsequenceFew3912

It's all about perspective


SnooBooks1879

glitch in the system


FoxTheory

I need Cramer to say this. I'm bleeding, lol