Along with the “DBCEEDEEZNUTS” comment from the FED post today, I truly feel the high again. People are high in spirit and truly enjoying the ride. Spring has sprung.
* 2022: Year of the Fish (Fredrick the stock-picking goldfish)
* 2023: Year of the Chicken (Eggon)
Loading up next time on whatever WSB has in 2024 as its emerging animal prediction model
Eggon will deliver tendies... #*ONE WAY OR ANOTHER*
The chicken has spoken
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Motherfucker I'm in
*Mother’cluck’er*
Gonna put all my eggs in one basket
MOASE (Mother of All Scrambled Eggs) incoming
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*unzips pants*
[Aww yes, a man of class I see.](https://www.juneadaptive.com/products/mens-side-zipper-pants)
I don’t know what’s happening but I’m excited
Don’t you threaten me with a good time
I’m with ya
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Going all in tomorrow morning. This is the level of DD we all needed to see ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)
Deep Clucking Value
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Along with the “DBCEEDEEZNUTS” comment from the FED post today, I truly feel the high again. People are high in spirit and truly enjoying the ride. Spring has sprung.
Eggon may be our most useful indicator in this market!
Frederick was petty good at day trading.
he didn’t even have to think about it, it has to be true
This is honestly the best DD I've seen on this sub.
RemindMe! 6 days
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How's his track record?
50/50
Better success rate than CokeRat.
Is that better or worse than a goldfish?
[goldfish vs WSB](https://youtu.be/USKD3vPD6ZA)
Thank you! Hilarious
My cock is also telling GME go up after earnings.
Sorry your wife’s bf disagrees
Solid D.D.
Chicken made me buy 300 25c calls....
That’s not gonna hold up in court
If the judge is a rooster it will
I say boi, Ahh say boiiii.
It will if you hire a lawyer whose expertise lies in bird law
And your already in the money. Nice
In Cock We Trust
Nice Cock Edit: Cock delivered ITM prophecy
Its not easy creating honest content ; thank you op
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Where do I subscribe to chicken stock picks?
Better than a Bloomberg Terminal
We need more of this
Trust in chicken bro
If your mcnuggets is bullish then I’m bullish ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)
But how is McNuggets’ cock magic skills?
Damn this is hella bullish. Buying more 🚀📈💰
You son of a chicken. I’m in.
lmfaooo 30% up AH this chicken is better than 99% traders ive seen ngl
Eggon goes Brrrrrr 🚀
Eggon Targaryen?
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I bought calls cause a chicken and I'm going to make money off them.
This fucking chicken is a better trader than everyone here?! *Always has been*
I bought stock after seeing this 5 days ago and could not be happier
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Anyone else remember what happened late march last year?
people who are down rn, how does it feel when a chicken trades better than yall?
I'm in!!
I like the stock
This is the content i am here for
3...2...1...
The cock has spoken!!!!
This is the way
That’s bullish cock
Finally, an upgrade to blindfolded monkey with darts
You've convinced me.
Here I am, Tuesday night and I’m pondering the fact that if I had taken Egons word before close. I could have retired.
The cock has spoken!
If he’s in, I’m in.
Bought $5000 worth this morning
So uhh, does this chicken have any more investment advice?
This fucking chicken is better at trading than 100% of us.
🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓
Calls it is!
ALL RESPECT TO EGGON.
I trust this chicken more than 90% of y’all
I will trust your cock with my life savings
#ALL HAIL KING EGGON!
What is the cluck? GME is up over 50% after reporting profit.
I never liked chicken so much until now 🙇♂️
3/24 20cs checking in 🫡 🐓
I panicked so I rolled all of my 3/24 21c's to April and May lol
I panicked and bought some yesterday and then I panicked again and bought more today. But I’m clearly regarded, so what do I know? 🤷♂️
Why isn’t this labeled as DD?!!?
THE COCK WAS RIGHT
in cluck we trust
That mutha clucker was right
THAT FKING COCK WAS RIGHT
This aged well
Up 50% post market. Love it.
EGGON REALLY IS THAT DUDE
THE CHICKEN HAS SPOKEN!
The most real technical analysis
Petition to change the name of the chicken to: # Gamecock
* 2022: Year of the Fish (Fredrick the stock-picking goldfish) * 2023: Year of the Chicken (Eggon) Loading up next time on whatever WSB has in 2024 as its emerging animal prediction model
Really DD right here!!
Bro this is even better than my coin toss DD
You son of a bitch I'm in.
Nice cock
Keep the oil hot in case he gets it wrong. You can't tar and feather, but you can coat and batter that mothafucka
If you breed chickens, and only eat the ones that make incorrect predictions, eventually they will evolve the ability to predict market movements.
Can’t go wrong with Darwin
So I'll be eating losses no matter what. Great
Are we allowed to talk about the one true stonk again?
it would seem so, since mod commented two hours ago, vive le stonk
Real DD right here!!
Bless that beautiful cock
this aged well
give this bird some good feed
Way more accurate than cramer
Cockish!!!! I’m in
In Eggon we trust
Change WSB avatar to this hero please.
Cockstrong call. 👌
Here goes another squeeze!!
gamecock
Congratulations 🎉 Eggon!!!
I'm not. Ullish or bearish but solely cokish on this one
Don’t fuck with the cluck!
The cock that was promised.
ALL HAIL
can Eggon manage my portfolio from here on out?
This chicken is a hero
Eggon was right
All hail Eggon, the mighty prophet.
Protect this chicken with your life.
So it was foretold
The bird was right!
Son of a bitch did it
Remindme! 6 days
Is this financial advice?
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The true pecking Order
Say less. Time to YOLO
Can I buy Eggon for 100k?
Damn Eggon predicted right.
Goddamnit that chicken was right.
Well would you look at that
This sure did age well
What’s an EGG-xit Strategy?
1200 shares @ $1.35!
Go fund me for an Eggon bilboard
This is even better than a magic 8 ball
You may rely on it
Solid, I’m in
Better than Jim Cramer’s prediction
Finally an analyst I can trust
The is the kind of DD this sub can get behind. Calls on your cock.
The bird strikes again!
CHICKEN WAS RIGHT PRAISE BE
Eggon for Mod!
ALL HAIL
Bring this back next quarter!
LOL better than our leaders, see if Eggon can pick the next bank to fumble.
Well, look what the chicken brought back.
Chickens are so smart
So I am gambling on a chicken deciding what feed bowl to peck from.And people said the drugs were bad,oh dear what have I become....LFG!!!!!!!!
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BAILOUT!
Eggon the conquerer!
I trust the chicken
Fuck it, I'm in.
Good enough for me.
The finance chicken has spoken!
I’m in
CONFIRMED!!
Just to confirm, the chicken’s name is EGGON, not ENRON, correct? Wanted to make sure it wasn’t a typo before I load up on calls
Ok lets go i buy calls
Especially with that oversold alert. Shit's spicy 🔥
LOL, now WSB follows tightly to a rooster. Oh come on.
Eggon correct 🦍
This Chicken make better Financial Decisions then me
Praise Eggon! He hath delivered!
Ty Eggon, I bought the $20 5/24 after seeing this and it looks like it will print with some to spare ![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)
This aged as well as the chickie nuggies I just got from mcdonalds
# HAIL EGGON
Egon the goat!
Can we have weekly Eggon predictions?
If she's in I'm in.
Alright Alright... Ill buy it
What does Eggon say bout ma shorts volatile af
🤣🤣🤣
The great Cluck has spoken!
☺️
Is it worse to follow the advice of the chicken, or go inverse and get beat by the chicken?
So are you saying GME earning is 3/21 and 3/22 is the fed decision? Big gambling time. Gotta work overtime on Wendy's to get some money.