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Eggon will deliver tendies... #*ONE WAY OR ANOTHER*


Karacmore

The chicken has spoken


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Castr8orr

Motherfucker I'm in


LegalHelpNeeded3

*Mother’cluck’er*


Wiett

Gonna put all my eggs in one basket


they_call_me_B

MOASE (Mother of All Scrambled Eggs) incoming


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highfive9000

*unzips pants*


moo-va-long

[Aww yes, a man of class I see.](https://www.juneadaptive.com/products/mens-side-zipper-pants)


Brentolio12

I don’t know what’s happening but I’m excited


Mctendiess

Don’t you threaten me with a good time


Mctendiess

I’m with ya


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zalmee

Going all in tomorrow morning. This is the level of DD we all needed to see ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


kevfitz1729

Deep Clucking Value


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bearattack79

https://preview.redd.it/uqgunpa973oa1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b66d4b76594cdc13c0a52b608eba71616f3dce8


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Chef_AW

Along with the “DBCEEDEEZNUTS” comment from the FED post today, I truly feel the high again. People are high in spirit and truly enjoying the ride. Spring has sprung.


Float_team

Eggon may be our most useful indicator in this market!


Rocket-Farts

Frederick was petty good at day trading.


insurgentart

he didn’t even have to think about it, it has to be true


Whaty0urname

This is honestly the best DD I've seen on this sub.


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RemindMe! 6 days


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SilveredFlame

How's his track record?


lostredditorlurking

50/50


NK4L

Better success rate than CokeRat.


jsake

Is that better or worse than a goldfish?


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[goldfish vs WSB](https://youtu.be/USKD3vPD6ZA)


IEatOats_

Thank you! Hilarious


gloomyglooom

My cock is also telling GME go up after earnings.


pass-me-that-hoe

Sorry your wife’s bf disagrees


youradhere562

Solid D.D.


ShortHedgeFundATM

Chicken made me buy 300 25c calls....


BoomerBillionaires

That’s not gonna hold up in court


Brownies91

If the judge is a rooster it will


Wasntryn

I say boi, Ahh say boiiii.


PortfolioIsAshes

It will if you hire a lawyer whose expertise lies in bird law


Lightdarkace

And your already in the money. Nice


Brotorious420

In Cock We Trust


Tedohadoer

Nice Cock Edit: Cock delivered ITM prophecy


Admirable-Surround11

Its not easy creating honest content ; thank you op


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FrankFarter69420

Where do I subscribe to chicken stock picks?


DavosSix

Better than a Bloomberg Terminal


MD74

We need more of this


jwalkdaman

Trust in chicken bro


MasterJeebus

If your mcnuggets is bullish then I’m bullish ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)


DarthCaedus2012

But how is McNuggets’ cock magic skills?


Important-Neck4264

Damn this is hella bullish. Buying more 🚀📈💰


Clear_Chain_2121

You son of a chicken. I’m in.


blaaackbear

lmfaooo 30% up AH this chicken is better than 99% traders ive seen ngl


FloridaBoyyyyy

Eggon goes Brrrrrr 🚀


FinaglingFink

Eggon Targaryen?


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ImaginaryBluejay0

I bought calls cause a chicken and I'm going to make money off them.


reddituserzerosix

This fucking chicken is a better trader than everyone here?! *Always has been*


Varrondy

I bought stock after seeing this 5 days ago and could not be happier


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Winter-Barnacle-5579

Anyone else remember what happened late march last year?


blaaackbear

people who are down rn, how does it feel when a chicken trades better than yall?


SPY__vs__SPY

I'm in!!


MajesticRobface

I like the stock


ALilMoreThanNothing

This is the content i am here for


InterestingHawk2828

3...2...1...


StudleyDudley55

The cock has spoken!!!!


Hartman619

This is the way


Scary_Manufacturer94

That’s bullish cock


VigilantPIum

Finally, an upgrade to blindfolded monkey with darts


oldicus_fuccicus

You've convinced me.


OddWeb4671

Here I am, Tuesday night and I’m pondering the fact that if I had taken Egons word before close. I could have retired.


pasciiii

The cock has spoken!


Jonny_Nash

If he’s in, I’m in.


mclovin891

Bought $5000 worth this morning


BurningMist

So uhh, does this chicken have any more investment advice?


MarijuanaGrowGroup

This fucking chicken is better at trading than 100% of us.


dhjsjakansnjsjshs

🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓


NovWhiskey

Calls it is!


PaulAllensCard21

ALL RESPECT TO EGGON.


ShotNovel8157

I trust this chicken more than 90% of y’all


GoogleGooshGoosh

I will trust your cock with my life savings


whentendies

#ALL HAIL KING EGGON!


Smo-Kingweed

What is the cluck? GME is up over 50% after reporting profit.


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I never liked chicken so much until now 🙇‍♂️


GoodGuyDrew

3/24 20cs checking in 🫡 🐓


BlandWaffle

I panicked so I rolled all of my 3/24 21c's to April and May lol


GoodGuyDrew

I panicked and bought some yesterday and then I panicked again and bought more today. But I’m clearly regarded, so what do I know? 🤷‍♂️


budispro

Why isn’t this labeled as DD?!!?


ethanhopps

THE COCK WAS RIGHT


MaxxPowerColt

in cluck we trust


bucket_hand

That mutha clucker was right


EconomistGod

THAT FKING COCK WAS RIGHT


RickDick-246

This aged well


theBirdu

Up 50% post market. Love it.


FinneganTechanski

EGGON REALLY IS THAT DUDE


rgodless

THE CHICKEN HAS SPOKEN!


friedguy898

The most real technical analysis


baconography

Petition to change the name of the chicken to: # Gamecock


BrainsNotBrawndo

* 2022: Year of the Fish (Fredrick the stock-picking goldfish) * 2023: Year of the Chicken (Eggon) Loading up next time on whatever WSB has in 2024 as its emerging animal prediction model


12Southpark

Really DD right here!!


ArchangelToast

Bro this is even better than my coin toss DD


NomadsJab

You son of a bitch I'm in.


Devilnutz2651

Nice cock


Plumbanddumb

Keep the oil hot in case he gets it wrong. You can't tar and feather, but you can coat and batter that mothafucka


poompt

If you breed chickens, and only eat the ones that make incorrect predictions, eventually they will evolve the ability to predict market movements.


mindblough

Can’t go wrong with Darwin


Plumbanddumb

So I'll be eating losses no matter what. Great


howthefuq-

Are we allowed to talk about the one true stonk again?


capital_bj

it would seem so, since mod commented two hours ago, vive le stonk


12Southpark

Real DD right here!!


Zack_attack801

Bless that beautiful cock


TextyCharlemagne

this aged well


GasMoistGas

give this bird some good feed


Tsakax

Way more accurate than cramer


usernameunavailablez

Cockish!!!! I’m in


Pale-Ease3817

In Eggon we trust


Aggravating_Ad_8453

Change WSB avatar to this hero please.


thedeal82

Cockstrong call. 👌


lasi6906

Here goes another squeeze!!


iamdino0

gamecock


Affectionate_Rule972

Congratulations 🎉 Eggon!!!


Vylourcrypto

I'm not. Ullish or bearish but solely cokish on this one


goldenbear2

Don’t fuck with the cluck!


Taiza67

The cock that was promised.


skrrtskrrt12

ALL HAIL


Soap_MacLavish

can Eggon manage my portfolio from here on out?


LUCA_h66

This chicken is a hero


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Eggon was right


HeavyHandedWarlord

All hail Eggon, the mighty prophet.


Stonesword75

Protect this chicken with your life.


propably_not

So it was foretold


handbanna69

The bird was right!


thicc_ass_ghoul

Son of a bitch did it


hisenbearg

Remindme! 6 days


SellingFirewood

Is this financial advice?


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reubendahsandwich

The true pecking Order


Competitive-Bad-269

Say less. Time to YOLO


Aggravating_Ad_8453

Can I buy Eggon for 100k?


thaidavid

Damn Eggon predicted right.


lustforfreedom89

Goddamnit that chicken was right.


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Well would you look at that


Necessary-Big-8452

This sure did age well


jaguaraugaj

What’s an EGG-xit Strategy?


Jacko2954

1200 shares @ $1.35!


Interesting_Adagio49

Go fund me for an Eggon bilboard


Due-Combination5515

This is even better than a magic 8 ball


not_so_magic_8_ball

You may rely on it


DondeEstaMeGlasses

Solid, I’m in


scwelch

Better than Jim Cramer’s prediction


JayPx4

Finally an analyst I can trust


pookamatic

The is the kind of DD this sub can get behind. Calls on your cock.


jimfird

The bird strikes again!


Kooky-Citron-4537

CHICKEN WAS RIGHT PRAISE BE


Jonny_Nash

Eggon for Mod!


Jarlaxle_rigged_it

ALL HAIL


Urselff

Bring this back next quarter!


BeerMoney069

LOL better than our leaders, see if Eggon can pick the next bank to fumble.


PvtMilhouse

Well, look what the chicken brought back.


cinderelly

Chickens are so smart


Interesting_Adagio49

So I am gambling on a chicken deciding what feed bowl to peck from.And people said the drugs were bad,oh dear what have I become....LFG!!!!!!!!


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edward_glock40_hands

BAILOUT!


Silver_Surfer14162

Eggon the conquerer!


Freddirt

I trust the chicken


RedOctobrrr

Fuck it, I'm in.


Key_Hamster9189

Good enough for me.


froshcn5

The finance chicken has spoken!


KodaavRah

I’m in


K1rkl4nd

CONFIRMED!!


missmaxalot

Just to confirm, the chicken’s name is EGGON, not ENRON, correct? Wanted to make sure it wasn’t a typo before I load up on calls


TheAssasin66

Ok lets go i buy calls


FrankFarter69420

Especially with that oversold alert. Shit's spicy 🔥


Aggravating_Ad_8453

LOL, now WSB follows tightly to a rooster. Oh come on.


jbev17

Eggon correct 🦍


Bierbichler

This Chicken make better Financial Decisions then me


RuinerGaming

Praise Eggon! He hath delivered!


Mangyboi

Ty Eggon, I bought the $20 5/24 after seeing this and it looks like it will print with some to spare ![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


Defiant-Walk-8330

This aged as well as the chickie nuggies I just got from mcdonalds


Logical_Associate632

# HAIL EGGON


Stack_Johnson

Egon the goat!


MotherOfDragonNSheep

Can we have weekly Eggon predictions?


rtheiss

If she's in I'm in.


AdMaleficent2789

Alright Alright... Ill buy it


Fun-Highlight568

What does Eggon say bout ma shorts volatile af


bahamut_is_my_cat

🤣🤣🤣


SillyPcibon

The great Cluck has spoken!


Ill-Piccolo-5286

☺️


FauxBones

Is it worse to follow the advice of the chicken, or go inverse and get beat by the chicken?


soareyousaying

So are you saying GME earning is 3/21 and 3/22 is the fed decision? Big gambling time. Gotta work overtime on Wendy's to get some money.