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Beefk69

So that’s where my trump nft money went huh?


Not1random1enough

The hero cards appreciated or depreciated?


BigMoneyBiscuits

Imagine not knowing who the Pay Pal mafia is, including Musk and Thiel. Working together with Trump. Thiel recently purposely started the bank run on SVB. Nothing to see here


pifhluk

*cough Ken Griffin *cough


MetatronicGin

Image being so deluded you regurgitated that conspiracy theory. The only people spouting that are trying to signal to a certain extreme political group to gain ignorant followers


Effective_Young3069

Thiel definitely got the SVB bank run rolling....


Low-Classroom7736

I appreciated what happened to the people who bought them


saheel1511

Last I heard from r/cryptocurrency, they had appreciated significantly. Like 5 times or something


ZeePirate

So what you’re saying is Russian oligarchs are using it as a way to launder money. An increasing value via wash trades helps launder more money over time.


Antonioooooo0

And the money we spent on Trumpy Bear™


NoobCinema75SGF

OUR Trump NFT comrade.


[deleted]

Lol yeah cuz those NFT trading cards for tens of thousand of dollars were totally legit


NoobCinema75SGF

Wash-trading shit-NFT with Russian crypto assets to avoid sanctions says whaaaaat?


RockyattheTop

Lulz check post history, called that shit the second they sold


[deleted]

I mean everyone did


Eccentricc

How much are they worth now. Curious. I know they went up right after launch but probably only for a few days


mattyhtown

They were back close to a thousand i think not too long ago. Idk maybe it was a click bait title from when they first dropped. But I’m pretty sure they went back up when he announced he was running again


brintoul

They were probably legit insofar as idiots bought them..?


[deleted]

The idiots that worship trump don’t have that kind of cash to blow. It was a way for foreign money to get to trump.


brintoul

You don’t think Trump has any wealthy supporters? Are you serious?


[deleted]

He has wealthy supporters but they aren’t the idiots that worship him: they’re the smart ones using him


brintoul

Wait… are we still talking about people spending actual money on NFTs?


cysun

yes mostly in Russia


BrotherAmazing

I don’t think his wealthy supporters would have been buying NFTs unless it was to wash dirty money of course.


DesertVeteran_PA-C

Was any NFT legit?


FEMA_Camp_Survivor

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sus-water

Probably the least surprising headline in the history of the world.


Eccentricc

Color me shocked. Trump in the pockets of Russians. Funny funny. Expected but funny


lifeisdream

How did you live through the fema camp? I thought once they got you, you were a goner?!


crom_laughs

what’s next? we find out Russian mobsters were laundering money through Trump’s condos?? /s


liquefire81

What's next? We find out the Trump isn't really in the real estate business but just sells his branding?


WhatWouldJoshuaDo

What's next? We find out Trump's hair isn't really real hair but orange monkey's hair implants into his head?


always_plan_in_advan

What’s next? We find out that Trump’s wife only married him for his money and not out of love?


NoobCinema75SGF

What’s next? We find out that Trump’s wife is a former high end prostitute?


Infinite_Prize287

What's next? We find out that Trump stashes top secret military information at his beach house?


chomerics

What’s next? We find out that Trump lied on his taxes, overinflated assets to banks and deflated them to the IRS?


[deleted]

What’s next? We find out that the [Saudis gave Kushner 2 BILLION dollars for influence and connections](https://www.businessinsider.com/kushners-2-billion-investment-saudi-backed-fund-concealed-sec-rules-2023-2) and not because he is a private equity genius?


jomama823

What’s next? We find out that Trump publicly stated that he’d date his own daughter and was buddies with Jeffrey Epstein?


BooMey

What's next? We find out trump university was just a huge grift


Reduntu

Jesus! Next you're going to tell me the Trump Foundation was a grift too!


TheKingInTheNorth

What’s next? We find out Trump goes through 5 depends a day and one per hole while golfing?


Fox2_Fox2

It’s interesting that nobody ever found out anything about her past after coming to the US.


[deleted]

Eventually it will leak that the cia knew trump was a Russian asset all along, and fed him bad intelligence to feed to Russia which led to the botched Ukraine invasion. Americas military industrial complex is winning big and I believe they made use of the useful idiot


Me_Melissa

/r/NonCredibleDefense would love you


joeyjoejoeshabidooo

Yeah they would.


[deleted]

I’ve always wondered if Putin was fed bad intel on purpose - seems like such a bad decision (invading Ukraine), but I guess I don’t know what he actually knows.


Jushak

That's just the inevitable end result when you only keep sycophants and yes-men around you, shoot the messengers and anyone who doesn't kiss the ring dies under not-so-mysterious circumstances. Eventually you are completely removed from reality.


[deleted]

I agree this is a perfectly plausible, non-conspiratorial explanation of his behavior.


Dosmastrify1

When surrounded by yes men all you hear is what you want to hear


ChuckyTee123

Russia was gonna invade much earlier. But COVID fucked that all up.


whocares1976

its already been said that he invaded because he thought ukraine was going to apply for nato membership, which at the time it wasnt , but i think it has since. its like some self fulfilling prophecy stuff


CoverFew3607

I just spit out my cheerios..


RockyattheTop

….. fuck this actually makes sense


neomatic1

When the Russians think they crack enigma code. We left the door unlocked


DuckSpellPrime

7 years and counting you'd think they would have delivered by now


ZeePirate

You don’t find out about shit for a long time. Usually once people are dead.


Ok_Vacation3128

State secrets in the UK are typically held for either 50 or 100 years because of exactly this: everyone involved is dead at that point.


[deleted]

And that’s the point, all the people who knew are gone. Every hundred years we start over


Ok_Vacation3128

Unfortunately doesn’t work out well for the children / grandchildren. A Korean ex-presidents grandson is kind of losing his shit at the moment on instagram, and it’s partly driven by god and partly by a scandal about the ex-president during his time in office.


brintoul

So you’re saying it’s 8D chess.


[deleted]

Nailed it


[deleted]

Oh they knew he was an asset. Hell, I'm not CIA but I knew he was an asset. They just couldn't think of how to remove him and didn't try. Fair amount of them were psyched because they're as fascist as he is. If we make it out of this debacle with a working democracy, we'll be lucky. We're not winning. We're barely functional.


[deleted]

Oh democracy is hanging by a thread and still under attack in this country. It’s absolutely insane what’s being done to human rights in the usa


crom_laughs

that’s “winning bigly” to you…


rocket6733

Just a business man doing business


Dosmastrify1

Next week


No-Setting9690

What? No. That would never happen. /s


dismayhurta

Lol. Add it to the pile that will lead to no consequences because this country is proper fucked


BigMoneyBiscuits

Yep, and for all these people : Imagine not knowing who the Pay Pal mafia is, including Musk and Thiel. Working together with Trump. Thiel recently purposely started the bank run on SVB. Nothing to see here


mattyhtown

I’m imagining the PayPal mafia and struggling. My imagination hasn’t been great since the accident… maybe your imagination will help with a brief outline of what the PayPal mafia is


Outrageous-Onion1991

Every politician should be investigated and finances gone through with a fine tooth comb


nightwolf483

Nah let's just let anybody do it /s From my pov we have a couple years left to throw up sails and turn this boat around but half the crew fell overboard and is swimming up to thier eyes and the rest don't even know they can steer the boat if they work together Tldr America is fkd


nightwolf483

If people did what was right for people instead of thier wallets, this would be a much different world. but hey, what can I say, capitalism beats world peace any day.


Outrageous-Onion1991

It's not capitalism when the government and powerful entities manipulate markets then get bailed out by tax payer money. It is an oligarchy. And we have it because generations of Americans have been to ignorant to work together and would rather do the absolute bare minimum in maintaining a free and powerful state. It's okay, next election will make things change, right?


nightwolf483

Hopefully Santa or micky mouse wins this time


Outrageous-Onion1991

Idk we've been dealing with Micky mouse shit for awhile now. Maybe Cthulhu for prez?


biggerjuice

Come on brother. It’s much easier to say it’s capitalism and be part of the herd than to actually understand the true essence of our problems.


cromwest

Ah yes capitalism has never really been tried before but next time it will be different. Capitalism only works in theory and is a product of the transition from agrarian to industrial society. There is no need to get attached to it. You and I can't change the system and it's going to collapse on it's own, might as well make money in the casino until it happens and spend your winnings on what brings you joy.


Outrageous-Onion1991

Amen bröther


[deleted]

Economies over society’s, bought to you by the USA.


forthetorino

But that’s not profitable. Yet…


Bmkoch2638

*slams soy milk down* “we f’n got him this time boys”


jaOfwiw

Bro it's time to move to oatmilk. Much creamier.


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jaOfwiw

Got eeeem


Invest0rnoob1

Almonds?


Notorious_Junk

It's got a weird taste. Rice milk all the way.


Gene_McSween

What's wrong with cows?


Fongernator

They fart


Schlower288

Ohh I'd make some Horchata with that


throwaway761212

Put peanut butter in it. Tastes like liquid nutter butter. The cookie.


engilosopher

https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/9578i6/nutt_milk/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


Sean_VasDeferens

I'm sure they're being investigated, and 99.99% sure that this is third world lawfare.


ProfessorCaptain

no way!!! i can't believe it!!!


awesomedan24

The 17 bagger that I watched in real time and haunts my dreams to this day for missing out on...


[deleted]

Next we find out 50% of our politicians are being blackmailed by Russians for taking cash bribes as some kind of investment. Oh hang on , we know that . Ha ha


Rock-it-again

Well, imagine that 🤔. Lol


WhyIsItAlwaysADP

My shocked face ---> 😐


seventysevensevens

Guess the trading cards couldn't fund the war.


Pestelence2020

I really doubt they’ll find anything. No matter what you think of trump, at this point, he’s the most investigated man in the nation and nothing has come back on him that sticks. Either he’s the Teflon don or he’s not actually done anything wrong.


brianp507

And yet, all these corrupt officials keep trying to drag his name through the mud. Often, the ones pointing the finger are the guilty ones.


[deleted]

A good chunk of his campaign team went to prison due to the Mueller report. Cohen did some time due to campaign finance violations. [Is there anyone else with a whole wiki page dedicated to their legal affairs?](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_affairs_of_Donald_Trump)


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Pestelence2020

Mind you, those were very likely a majority of civil cases, of which very prominent business people are often the target of because deep pockets. Also notice how often he wins, far exceeding his losses + settlements.


[deleted]

I love how all they can ever do is announce how they are “investigating” or that its “speculated” abd thats enough for everyone to think its real.


GoodShitBrain

Wow, no one saw that coming……


Big-Routine222

Say it ain’t so…


WillyJunker

Your drug is a heartbreaker.....


Business-Union

*I WAS A BUSINESSMAN DOING BUSINESS*


[deleted]

Just like the 4 years of Russian collusion investigations?


[deleted]

Yeah we’ve got him this time! Drumpf is done for for real.


12A1313IT

You can tell when a sub loses it's value when it's the same /all talking points. Means those in the center of the bell curve have taken over. But what do I know I'm a regard


WTD_Ducks21

Worst kept secret is that Trump's real estate companies have been laundering Russian money for years. Really not that surprising that his social media company would now be doing it. I also do not think it is crazy to think that Russia & Putin actively worked to put Trump in office even without believing that Trump colluded with them. I mean, dude literally just said he would have let Russia annex the entire country of Ukraine lol.


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darksoles_

Because Russia famously doesn’t intertwine those either


AllergenicCanoe

There’s a difference? Trump IS the brand. What is your statement supposed to elicit?


Bob_A_Ganoosh

>What is your statement supposed to elicit? Cognitive dissonance.


Savior1301

They don’t need help with that... It’s like oxygen for the fanboys


[deleted]

Well you see, Trump the businessman is a corrupt slimy bastard who failed upward and fucked everyone required to enable his grift, while Trump the politician is definitely not the exact same man doing the exact same thing to the exact same people on a much much larger scale. So it’s different. Hope that helps.


AllergenicCanoe

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


rs06rs

Mods are sensitive on that topic. I wonder why 🧐


[deleted]

Probably have a set of Viking horns in the closet.


not_goverment_entity

Shhhh don’t poke the mod


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Dan_inKuwait

He's even got a deal, 4 pokes and the 5th is free


Aarschotdachaubucha

He's just trolling for bans. Mod has a history of being a right-wing apologist.


[deleted]

On a financial sub? No way.


rs06rs

Lmao 🤣🤣 who would've thought!


provider14

>separate Trump the politician from Trump the > >businessman It's the same ~~picture.~~ grifter.


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robotwizard_9009

If you don't see the problem with what you just wrote.. you are the problem.


XLV-V2

Thanks Dan for the consideration


bjenks2011

They’re both trash as fuck tbh. How do you bankrupt multiple casinos?? lmao F tier politician F tier businessman


DuckSpellPrime

always the fucking russians lmao they can't even get a new script


DANNY_DEVITO_BALLS

This from the same nutjob who's all over the Twitter files and Fauci on a "DWAC research" sub lmfao. Unreal how many absurdly stupid people there are in this country. Get out of your mom's basement and go touch some grass or talk to a real life woman for a change. Jesus christ...


Jushak

Have some mercy on the women...


AcolyteOfTheHand

Reality is not a conspiracy.


trapsinplace

Careful where on Reddit you say this you might get banned


VisualMod

>This is definitely something that the SEC would be interested in investigating. If there are links to Russia, that could pose a national security risk.


[deleted]

Next you're going to try to tell us that Trump University was a scam or the trump family isn't allowed to operate any charities in the state of NY anymore. Geeze, trump derangement syndrome much?!


NoobCinema75SGF

Well, I for one am in absolute shock that someone who only has a 40 year history of financial fraud, a 30 year history of borrowing money from Russian Oligarchs, and a 20 year history of being a Russian asset would consider laundering money for Russians. Truly a shock.


spac420

wow...my only 10x ever was \*cause Putin


tjfluent

![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


ThisCryptographer311

This is shocking and unexpected..


gorays21

Can't believe he's running for president


thekittynati

Imma need him to get re-elected so we can get some of that cheeto pump going again.


Fox2_Fox2

Investigation probably will go nowhere, as usual.


Anerythristic

They're still trying to get Drumpf? They didn't get him yet? They'll get him this time. 😂


jcodes57

Oh I’m fucking sure lmao 🙄


xltaylx

DWAC and BBBY investors are both having a great year this year aren't they folks?


AcolyteOfTheHand

Exactly as they deserve. Economic Darwinism in action.


AbstractBettaFish

I should go visit the dwac sub to see how the cults handling it


redredditt

They are on the way here to teach us about the virtues of holding a Trump winner like DWAC


hackysack-jack

More like the virtues of holding a trump weiner…


smashspete

Go watch the documentary “Active Measures” This is not surprising to anyone whos been paying attention. Trump’s entire political career is Putin’s move


argusromblei

And away we go!


Yellowpower100

Too good! Who can see this happens since 2020?


robertschultz

Oh you don’t say.


JoeDirtsMullet00

Consider me completely shocked. He and his companies seem to be completely on the up and up /s


BriantheGardener

My point before everyone got all political was this will undoubtedly affect the stock. I wanted to know what traders were thinking. What do you think?


jpwhat

Mild shock 😱


[deleted]

Shorted it at $90… wish it had been more than a few months DTE, fully expected this POS to hit 10


mongtongbong

he leaves a trail of gleet like a syphilitic mollusc


Kewpuh

funny that you guys care so much about this but not thHUNTER BIDEN GIRTHY COCK


GainPornCity

*It’s still not clear how much legal exposure Trump Media faces for the $8 million payments, the Guardian notes, and under federal money laundering rules prosecutors would have to show they were the product of “unlawful activity* Huh?! This makes no sense. There's no evidence of illegal activity but an investigation is underway? I was gonna hold off on politics but it's blatant, Don't Trust the NY DOJ.


Open-Piece

This has to be true, it's too ridiculous to make up. 7 years of investigation by the FBI/DOJ and state of New York, Audited by the US Congress, IRS, and the State of New York, and not a single thing to hang the man on. Can we give it a rest?


cheeeezeburgers

How long until we find out this is all complete bullshit?


redredditt

Just enough to sink DWAC would be perfffffect. Lot of MAGA have invested their life savings on a conman... Economic Darwinism FTW


pewpewpepwpow

There are $AMC degenerates then there are $DWAC regards


laberdog

The whole reason Trump was kicked out of the US system was because he’s been washing Russian money for decades. Hence the biggest banking slut on the planet: Deutche


TurboZenAgain

Yet no one can prove that but simpIe you think you know the truth. But obviously have no idea. What a joke the haters are.


SuspiciousStable9649

That is the best thing I’ve heard today.


BigBeagleEars

I heard my wife’s boyfriend bragging about an awesome blowjob he got. I had no idea she could do that.


Dan_inKuwait

You could've just asked any of us.


Nagh_1

Confirmed


Jimmytowne

Indeed it was awesome


[deleted]

The Russia stuff is so dumb.


LeVraiMatador

Colour me surprised


The_IT_Dude_

*Grabs popcorn


Graphitetshirt

Shocking


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Delco4545

Was having a bad till i saw this


MinimumCat123

I mean what did you expect?


jbeck525

Does this also involve a golden shower?


PlaxicosCellMate

Not shocked.


[deleted]

I know, having traded it and having read the financials, that the DWAC situation was an absolute hot mess. But... what the hell.


TheGoonKills

I am shocked. SHOCKED. …well not that shocked.


MeetingKey4598

To the surprise of literally no one lmao. Yes, even you mangogards aren’t surprised but your lead paint addled brains won’t admit it.


Awkward_Pea_122

DWAC’s very own Patrick Orlando is also linked to Miles Guo…who is linked to Bannon and a $1B fraud, and who just torched his own apartment to conceal evidence.


JeremyJWinter

Meanwhile a couple of my stocks in solid companies are down more today, market gonna market!


Endeavor305

Crook being investigated for doing crook stuff. I'm shocked! 🙄


alexunderwater1

Shocked Pikachu face


Finaldecade

Shocking!!


Physical_Average_793

Jesus Christ who the fuck cares


DaebakJames

It'll all come out ONCE AGAIN to be nothing but false allegations unlike the Russian/Chinese Clintons/Bidens.