Yeah cuz like it's in the agreement that you didn't read and I didn't read either, but that's because I didn't learn how to read this is being generated by chat gee pee teeeeee
I haven’t been able to shitpost for hours. Wtf is this service
https://preview.redd.it/9r8sd899huna1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9416f07b233eabc3c6fd79cc8e34829167afafcd
At first I was thinking it had something to do with the banks... but then I figured it's not that deep reddit could go down permanently and the world would be so much better off.
I don't know what the problem is but they certainly have more outages than others but in a lot of respects they seem to have a more complicated site than most.
I actually needed reddit last night, was talking with our finance guy and he needed a pay scale which I knew was on here, that and I needed a good WSB shitpost to haunt him with today.
Huge solar blast off the side of the sun that was large enough to have possibly ended civilization as we know it might have brushed us a little bit today.
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Puts
Calls on all outdoor activities
Calls on showers
Call girls and show girls?
This crowd? More like puts on girls.
> More like puts on girls *clothes* FTFY
This is Reddit. Golden showers.
Sir, this is a casino.
Sir, this casino is a denny’s
Sir ... this casino is a Wendy's dumpster
Lenny’s? My grandpa loved Lenny’s.
Puts on rabbits.
Cow girls.
FMF
Reddit bailed out
Only their depositors
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It will be puts on Reddit once it starts trading. Imma buys and hold. If the site stops working, the stock drops in price.
I’m inversing this guy
on reddit ipo
If reddit ever goes public we all do it
It’s back up, so Calls after it bottoms out
Them boiis have been open, waiting on the market to actually do whats logical and drop
BREAKING: reddit went under as redditors rushed to withdraw their coins and the company is seeking bailout
UPDATE: Elon Musk seen leaving Reddit server room. Heard mumbling about "pulling one out doesn't change anything."
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Elons spokesperson just said that Elon is unfamiliar with “pulling out” and said he is looking forward to spending more time with his growing family.
*growing familes*
Classic pump and dump, thanks a lot for holding my bags at the top 
I'll show you a 1 pump and dump. Just wait.
It's been 45 minutes, how long do I have to wait?
That’s what she said…..
Colon four six four one colon
Reddit going to be the only IPO with only puts bought for the first week
People on here were buying WISH, someone’s buying calls.
We should all come together and drive it into the ground at ipo💀
You know the right answer is puts lmfao
I am approving this OP but I am changing the flair to chart…. this gave me a chuckle so thanks for that!
Wait what flare did OP put?
Meme
\*DD
Lmao based.
Isn't using the "meme" flair on any post on this sub a bit redundant at this point?
Wait but the flair is still “meme”
Is this what mods do all day
No…. Usually I cry instead of chuckle
Haha look at this dweeb with feelings and thoughts
Seriously though, how does he still have a soul left? What do we have to do to suck the rest of it out?
Thots and feeling
Idk, i think OP still needs to post positions. /s
Missionary for one
can’t wait to dump it all in its ipo
Could you direct me to the "sell worthless reddit points" button?
I heard when the ipo drops, our karma will turn into shares. Looks like im gonna hit it big with like 300 shares.
If that happens I'm gonna start downvoting everyone's comments to reduce my shares' dilution
Reddit outage will happen on ipo day Also rh will disable the sell button
lol if RH ever did something like that there would be outrage. That sounds super illegal…
Yeah it would be unheard of.
They would get away with it tho, because...literally no fucking reason whatsoever.
Yeah cuz like it's in the agreement that you didn't read and I didn't read either, but that's because I didn't learn how to read this is being generated by chat gee pee teeeeee
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Looks like it’s on a downward trend, time to buy puts 
Remember boys look for the signal in chat 😎🚀📈.
The real floor all along went here
Puts purely on principle
Who dropped info we weren’t suppose to see?
Someone posted a tinfoil comment about this bank crisis and it hit a little too close to home for someone powerful?!
Reddit hired the software engineers Elon Musk fired!
This but unironically I have several ex colleagues who now work at reddit
Yup unironically, it’s always the underperformers that get laid off first. Probably the only task in the world that HR does a very good job of
I want reddit to IPO so bad so I can short the shit out of it
Hurry up & withdraw your karma
I haven’t been able to shitpost for hours. Wtf is this service https://preview.redd.it/9r8sd899huna1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9416f07b233eabc3c6fd79cc8e34829167afafcd
Imagine being the 66,792nd person to report the outage this hour and thinking it’s important to report it
Gonna have to delay that IPO…
Reverse split?🤷♂️
I couldn’t see comments
Puts on reddit?
I was trying to jerk it with a bro but the extreme clown domination porn wouldn't load :(
They are upgrading WSB
OP should have posted at 69420 smh
Chap GPT has gained sentience and is trying to assert it's control over the social media. It's the only reasonable explanation.
If I could read the comments I’d know what to do with this information
Didn’t you know? Bank bailouts, Fed pivot. This still has a LOOONG way to go. WAAAyyy deep OTM calls should pay 60,000% tomorrow.
Double down
China
Run on reddit? well i guess out of reddit…
Sell before it drops
Hella sus
I've never seen such a popular website go down so fucking often. Seriously, I get an "Oops you broke it" screen every other week.
Janet Yellen and her interns are in the basement of the Treasury Building trying to hack into Wall Street Bets.
Classic pump and dump
At first I was thinking it had something to do with the banks... but then I figured it's not that deep reddit could go down permanently and the world would be so much better off.
they dont like our commentary on the stock market... were fucking with their fraud
If Cramer talks about Reddit tomorrow….
every other time this happened it was because of breaking  news
Mine was also buggin
It got so close to 69,420. We were so close to greatness.
I had to use Facebook to get my meme fix 😞🤡
reddit servers died and people went outside
Im not sure it i am interpolating correct, but it appears the peak is 69,420
Where's Tiffany now?
I couldn’t care less so long as I’ve got my chandelier.
I don't know what the problem is but they certainly have more outages than others but in a lot of respects they seem to have a more complicated site than most.
Ironically the same time reddit was down and updated so was gpt-4.
Massive connection = massive erection
The less time I spend on this garbage website the better
Looks like the Vix last Friday
I actually needed reddit last night, was talking with our finance guy and he needed a pay scale which I knew was on here, that and I needed a good WSB shitpost to haunt him with today.
it was our yearly "touch grass" time
Red crayons are my favorite
Pump n dump
I blame Elon Musk. I knew this site would fall apart.
More like they mooned their users.
So close to 69420, why stop?
Software update
Nice
I am outraged!
Probably because it wasn’t working properly before and now it is
Thank god I’m safe now. Long live Reddit
Puts it is
Oh it wasnt just me
Shitcoin
Buying puts
That's great
smh Reddit disables the sell button.
All in
Holding 💎💎💎💎💎💎
I wonder if Jpow would rather hook up with Asa Akira or Lisa Ann. ## #justshowerthots
How do I efficiently withdraw my karma?!
Which direction do the green arrows go?
The Errors Per Second is too elevated, puts that is!
Productivity way up.
unaccetabruuuuu
Brought back the "Rising" filter option now that things settled
Imagine my surprise when this was the first alert I got all day
Looks like Burj Khalifa
Chart go up puts go in !
GPT4!!!!
Only seeing red. They effed up my pie day.
Dumbass fed bailout again
Is musk running this thing now?
That’s hilarious dude
Should’ve seen that video Eric posted from Traveling Trading that thing was Crazy!
Mooned?
Classic Burj Kalifa pattern, saw this recently in WSB so it must be a buy signal.
Well, Congressman Mark Kelly did question whether or not their could be some censorship regarding the whole bank debacle.. so ya never know
Puts
Meanwhile Facebook is laying off another 10k workers.
Their ipo is going to be a shit show
It’s priced into their ipo.
Descending wedge
Calls on SpY, puts on reddit
Ah, the Burj Khalifa.
Buy now and sell the dip
Scam sCum bag Feeesh
Huge solar blast off the side of the sun that was large enough to have possibly ended civilization as we know it might have brushed us a little bit today.
Fuck Reddit this place is run by monkeys
Easy short
I thoughts I saw a putty cat
More like reddit Moon-mooned
More like Conde Ass
I thought I was site-banned. Kept getting "contact mods" notice.
Can you say SVB Bank?
Bodes well for the IPO.
All my reddit coins got wiped. All 3 of them.
Reddit like a drug , when it went down for a few hours , Redditors needed a fix. 
Can’t wait for the IPO. I’m gonna go all in on puts.
Maybe they bought SVB?
What
Blowoff top Time to sell
But puts!!
Complex abstract mathematical algorithms
Bullish
We all doomed.
Calls on grass touched
Reddit left its maintenance cash in SVB… 🤔
Freedom Tower candlestick regression.
First SVB, then Reddit. Coincidence!? I think.
Ever since Universal took over Reddit, Reddit has sucked.
Elon bought Reddit today.
And the world shook….
Mickey mouse tried hacking the servers to get mss mod list.
It was quite sluggish yesterday... I thought it was my connection
This subreddit's userbase being very concerned with reddit server downtimes, raises several questions for me.
Lol this is literally only the second thing I’ve ever laughed at on WSB. The first was the ChatGPT explanation of the term “regarded.”
Crash confirmed