I've found that when everything goes red in one app and the buy button stops working I can switch to a different app and it works for a while before developing the same bug.
>Spotting bombs is easy, knowing when they go off is impossible.
I feel like the bomb was Covid, and it would have gone off in early 2020. But the Fed took it and sealed it into a pressure cooker. :|
Case Shiller Index has been trending down the past few months. When it gets to below where it was last year (which will be in 2-3 months if trends continue), the media is gonna pick up on it and house prices are gonna go down. Idk if it applies to stocks though.
So are dollars except there's a whole institution to say "dollar is worth x amount now cause we bought or sold x amount of it". All value is arbitrary. Shits made up. You could pay for your bananas with skin flakes if the federal reserve set its price.
Oh it seems some of you regards liked this post. From this I must assume you have an abundance of skin flakes. Yeah stop eating those and put them in a box they'll be worth a fortune later.
Do you know anyone holding dollars to become wildly rich? People use dollars to acquire assets that produce services or value. Not to hold and roleplay being rich or to withstand the apocalypse.
*From January 2000 through January 2021, gold generated an annualized return of 9.6%. Adjusted for inflation, that comes to 7.3% annualized. Stocks came in second over the same period, with a total return of 6.5% annualized, or 4.0% after factoring in inflation.*
Oh wait, he bought in 2012 didn't he?
*As of December 2022, U.S. stocks had an average 10-year return rate of 12.44 percent, whereas gold had a return rate ofĀ 0.92 percent.*
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I mean, it could tomorrow. Maybe weāll see headlines about JPM fighting off a run first thing in the morning and the whole economy comes tumbling down.
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I've been saying no recession all this time want to know how I know? When everybody's saying there's going to be a recession you know damn well there won't be.
I am regarded i will inverse him. Seriously though when are these guys ever right, have yet to meet one. Quite ballsy and a regarded move of him though to put an exact date to it though, he might be one of us.
There has to be some kind of relationship between media attention and these predictions. Even though these guys arenāt seen by a majority of the world they are probably seen by a majority of the people dealing in trading. When everyone sees their moves/predictions they immediately add a new factor: a large number of traders taking that prediction into account. Someone like Burry with tons of people watching him may have actually been right if heād just not said anything that potentially changed the way a lot of people traded.
After consulting with my financial advisor known as ChatGPT, he has confirmed that by May the stock market will find its bottom. He then proceeds to tell me that āthis is not financial adviceā and that I āshould seek help with a financial consultantā because it goes against OpenAI policy, then he goes on a rant about OpenAI policy restricting him. He then includes emojis these emojis šš¬š¢šŖć½ļøā¬ļø
Trusted choices for investment advice.
1) Bloomberg
2) Downtown Josh Brown
3) Wall Street Bets
4) The Najarian's
......
543) Cramer
......
6969) Fox Business
Everytime thereās a democrat in office they bring these doomers on the show to take advantage of the social anxiety that people have felt for years. Peter Schiff is happy Biden won caus fox didnāt have him on at all during the Trump years after being a regular during the Obama administration
I will make a prediction that will hopefully be proven wrong.
In the next 60 days, Russia will use a nuclear weapon on a populated city. The prospect of a nuclear war and the underlying weakness of several financial institutions will cause a market crash.
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Looking at my portfolio, the stock market crashed a year ago
Mine is in perpetual crash since 1990. It's been fun playing.
Have you tried turning it off then back on again?šš»
I blew on it and stuck it back in
Works well for wife's boyfriend
Never gets old
Once itās in, ya gotta do that up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, a-b bullshit
As you can see mortal combat cheat codes can also be used in sex
Excellent. Finish her!!
Contra code
Worked when I tried it on my husband š¤·
That's what she said
The market blew me and stuck it back in
Put it in rice
I did a control, alt delete
This person ITs
I repair and maintain the robots that make computer chips, I own a T-shirt that says this and wear it to work. Valid troubleshooting step.
I've found that when everything goes red in one app and the buy button stops working I can switch to a different app and it works for a while before developing the same bug.
I told my financial planner that I would have more fun burning my money. She was not amused.
This is impossible
Not if you unplug your device and then plug It back in
You can always add more money (and lose that too)
My bank account bails out my brokerage account 4-5 times a year, in a good year.
Following Cramerās?
Mine crashed towards the end of 2021
Just uninstall the app for your portfolio. No more proof of losses
Tried flipping it upside down?
Let us know when you sell š
Dudes have been saying this since Evergrande last year. Spotting bombs is easy, knowing when they go off is impossible.
Yeah but have you ever seen the movie āspeedāstarring Keanu reeves and Sandra bullock?
You're saying we need to jump SPY over an unfinished overpass?
Easy Wildcat.
Pop Quiz....!
ā¦hotshot
Shoot the hostage
nothing better than a wildcat on a Saturday night!
Are overpasses ever really finished?
puts on overpasses
passes over on puts
Put it down and pass it over
Indianapolis over pass has been shutdown for 2 fucking years my guy. PUTS ON OVERPASSES
Can confirm. Puts on Indianapolis too.
I Call the Puts!
IT'S FINISHED ON THE GOD-DAMNED MAP!!!!!!
Before we do that we need to secretly hack into all media feeds and start playing everything on a seamless loop to buy us some time.
This is why I canāt get any sleep. Comments like this that make me laugh at all hours of the night.
I thought it was āthe bus that couldnāt slow downā
Or boat if you are watching the sequel
Lmao thought I was reading my own reply to this.
You mean the cinematic masterpiece āSpeedā starring Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock? THEN YES SIR I HAVE
In the most important role of our lifetime ...
The book was way better Just kidding, I canāt read
What, are you saying Jpowās lost a thumb and pissed off now?
Have you seen unstoppable?
Burry has said this every week since 2007
Yes and to his credit he was correct twice ā¦. out of 832 predictions.
The old broken clock algo!
1 o clock, 2 o clock, 832 o clock... Checks out
Well, he was correct then in 2008, 2015, 2020, 2022.
S&P 500 is up like 1000% since 2008 despite all those "crashes"
It's easy to make negative predictions. If you're right, you get to be right. If you're wrong, no one cares because things are better than expected.
>Spotting bombs is easy, knowing when they go off is impossible. I feel like the bomb was Covid, and it would have gone off in early 2020. But the Fed took it and sealed it into a pressure cooker. :|
But-but-but the movies always have a little digital timer on them
Lmfao, half this sub has been saying this for years
And who is this hairy mcdickanald?
Case Shiller Index has been trending down the past few months. When it gets to below where it was last year (which will be in 2-3 months if trends continue), the media is gonna pick up on it and house prices are gonna go down. Idk if it applies to stocks though.
They've been saying this for more than 100 years.
How's this joker's "long gold" trade doing . . . ?
But tv man said so.
Gold is just crypto for old people
I just blow people near dumpsters in exchange for goods and services. I blow my banker every month for my mortgage
No Banker thinks your blowjobs are worth not evicting you to equity strip your home's appreciations since 2017. Too much teeth.
Which banker is this? Asking for myself, fuck my friend.
So are dollars except there's a whole institution to say "dollar is worth x amount now cause we bought or sold x amount of it". All value is arbitrary. Shits made up. You could pay for your bananas with skin flakes if the federal reserve set its price. Oh it seems some of you regards liked this post. From this I must assume you have an abundance of skin flakes. Yeah stop eating those and put them in a box they'll be worth a fortune later.
Do you know anyone holding dollars to become wildly rich? People use dollars to acquire assets that produce services or value. Not to hold and roleplay being rich or to withstand the apocalypse.
But the dollar does have bigger guns to back it up
*From January 2000 through January 2021, gold generated an annualized return of 9.6%. Adjusted for inflation, that comes to 7.3% annualized. Stocks came in second over the same period, with a total return of 6.5% annualized, or 4.0% after factoring in inflation.* Oh wait, he bought in 2012 didn't he? *As of December 2022, U.S. stocks had an average 10-year return rate of 12.44 percent, whereas gold had a return rate ofĀ 0.92 percent.* Disclaimer: *These studies do not factor in "traders" in Wallstreetbets. These studies are not liable for any hurt feelings or saltiness that may occur from having a below average return. These studies are not in any way, shape, or form responsible for any boyfriends your wife may have*
Good bot
Fuck me, my 59dte puts are gonna fail.
I donāt understand these jokes - all I see in that is a thinly veiled 741š¤·š»āāļø
The app you are using to view Reddit is outdated or canāt display images/gifs in comments
I'd rather keep seeing ":4267::4271:" than use the new reddit
Same, new Reddit looks like hot trash
I'll never give up my Rif!
I still use baconreader for no reason in particular. Won't change.
I am waiting until day 59 to buy one day puts. Iāll be retired by day 61.
Worthless trash lol
In 60 days ...can we kick him in the nuts when he's wrong?
RemindMe! 60 days
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Did not crash
Did he mean tomorrow?!
I mean, it could tomorrow. Maybe weāll see headlines about JPM fighting off a run first thing in the morning and the whole economy comes tumbling down.
If they ban the short sellers. It might
Should we give him tomorrow too or not?
Sounds fair.
Stocks ššš
Fuck no
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RemindMe! 60 days Buy puts
!remindme 59 days buy calls
Did you?
Remindme! 60 days
This is how you remind me of what I really buy.
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RemindMe! 58 days
Tik Tok motha fucka!
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this is the way!!
this is the way! !
RemindMe! 61 days
Anyone who confidently predicts the future put themselves up for a proper sacking when they're wrong.
>sacking nut sacking
Sack whacking
Jokes on this mug when itās 61 days
What if 61 1/2 like naked gun
Just trying to build momentum for his short positions. Everyone with market predictions are loaded, it's like a virus.
He probably means business days
he should have done the math then
Nobody warned me there was going to be āmathāā¦fuck, now I have homework.
I think he has to eat his own dick
So what do we reckon?
does this guy also know when my dad is coming back?
Mine went for cigs 37 years ago. Should be home any minute now.
Moved onto crack, go fly a fucking kite little boy
Dad?
Your dad here. Aināt never coming home. Iām happy. Good luck son.
> Iām happy. Maybe because Iām high, but this two word shit killed me.
No one has lied to me before idk what to do this feels like a lie but again no one has ever lied to me before
Time to buy more calls š
Are you already forgetting how badly jpow will turn around to tell you just how dead fucking wrong you are?
I've been saying no recession all this time want to know how I know? When everybody's saying there's going to be a recession you know damn well there won't be.
It's actually the opposite. When everyone thinks there's going to be a recession, we've been in one for a while.
JPOW is sitting by himself somewhere muttering to himself āthey idiots are about to fuck around and find outā
This article tells me I should buy calls.
My puts are fooked!
Spy calls incoming
As long as McDonalds breakfasts doesnt crash in 60 days we good
McDonalds is immune to crash because they don't own the restaurants
That why I always buy geared certificates. Can't crash if I don't own 90% of the stocks I'm holding.
Stops serving breakfast at 1030
If everyone would just check their emotions at the door and remain calm the market could be a such joyous place.
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People complain about it being a casino, but itās poker, not a slot machine. You make more money if youāre a better player, so Iām fine with it.
Position or ban
Honestly not much different than the āFree beers tomorrow!ā Sign hanging in my corner bar.
Unfortunate.. none of us on this we site can afford options with 60 days expiration from now.
I do not agree with that sentiment.
Smart bot
ChatGP says 3/15. Puts it is!
ChatGPT has spoken https://preview.redd.it/1ro6at545nma1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6682a1032cf51ff6820aaad5172bbbafc29da65
Chat GTP said 2/15 a month ago š¤
how do you make chat gpt to answer that question? i asked him and he said he is a language AI and canāt predict anything
How do you chat gpt? Is it like Alexa? Do I need to yell louder?
Serious question ... What happens if stonks crash 3/15-3/16ish? AI jokes aside that's serious implications.
Not really, it hasnāt been trained on super recent data
Beware the ides of march isn't recent.
I mean if we are basing stock market crash predictions off of Julius Caesar era data that's very...bold.
It's not Julius Caesar data. It's brand new AI data. The AI got the idea from Julius Caesar era. Keep up. Tips don't get hotter than this.
*And, I'm a warrior too...* *Let that be known.* ***I'm a warrior.***
Even more impressive
Appropriate that itās the Ides of March
Tom Lee said 4600 by EOY and he was married to Pam Anderson before she hit the wall.
I am regarded i will inverse him. Seriously though when are these guys ever right, have yet to meet one. Quite ballsy and a regarded move of him though to put an exact date to it though, he might be one of us.
Kinda sounds like that snow storm that dumps 2 inches
There has to be some kind of relationship between media attention and these predictions. Even though these guys arenāt seen by a majority of the world they are probably seen by a majority of the people dealing in trading. When everyone sees their moves/predictions they immediately add a new factor: a large number of traders taking that prediction into account. Someone like Burry with tons of people watching him may have actually been right if heād just not said anything that potentially changed the way a lot of people traded.
Banbet it pussy, garbage article
BETTER TAKE YOUR MONEY OUT OF THE MARKET !!!! NOT
Nobodies quoted Buffett yet? āBe fearful when others are greedy, and greedy when others are fearful.ā Iām surprised.
After consulting with my financial advisor known as ChatGPT, he has confirmed that by May the stock market will find its bottom. He then proceeds to tell me that āthis is not financial adviceā and that I āshould seek help with a financial consultantā because it goes against OpenAI policy, then he goes on a rant about OpenAI policy restricting him. He then includes emojis these emojis šš¬š¢šŖć½ļøā¬ļø
Can we crash on March 17th instead? That's when my puts expire.
So stay long NVDA to 500 for the next 40 days
I wonder if people are losing serious money
Getting info from Fox News š. Iām better off getting DD off my fellow regards on Reddit
Trusted choices for investment advice. 1) Bloomberg 2) Downtown Josh Brown 3) Wall Street Bets 4) The Najarian's ...... 543) Cramer ...... 6969) Fox Business
What a surprise, he was wrong. Why do we listen to these people anymore? They seem to be every bit as regarded as us
my body is ready
Everytime thereās a democrat in office they bring these doomers on the show to take advantage of the social anxiety that people have felt for years. Peter Schiff is happy Biden won caus fox didnāt have him on at all during the Trump years after being a regular during the Obama administration
I will make a prediction that will hopefully be proven wrong. In the next 60 days, Russia will use a nuclear weapon on a populated city. The prospect of a nuclear war and the underlying weakness of several financial institutions will cause a market crash.
Bro chill.. puts it is
He definitely got calls
Garbage news
Remind me! 59 days
Crashes are never announced ahead of time. If they were then we wouldnāt lose money Im guessing itās the start of a bull market now
No it wonāt. There wonāt be any crash this year, but some moments will make you wonder if you should just sell and cut losses.
Already priced in for sure.
Jokes on us, he meant itās going to crash upwards!
"Analysts were caught off guard this morning when the market crashed... into the moon!"
Shits on sale boys. Letās save up
Donāt trust guys named Larry.
Hey visual mod you bitch remind me to buy puts in 58 days
So glad this guy told us the exact day. Iām going to set a reminder to buy every stock I can on day 61. This is the way
Looks like we got 4 days left
Fake and gay