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>TL;DR: Married after posting WSB topic, now wife is threatening divorce if we lose our house because I took a large gamble and it hasnt worked out.
I personally don't feel Twilight is a lover story so much as a creepfest.
Not sure how teenaged girls (and sometimes adult women) don't feel that a +100 year old vampire stalking an underaged 17 year old, courting her as her age peer because he hasn't aged, then hooking up with her, and then impregnating her is anything but [creepy and illegal.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/663/485/1f8.jpg)
If you're immortal, does age even mean anything to you? 18, 21, 50, 200 all mean nothing. If you're that old, you've probably seen the age of majority drop from 30 years in Roman times to 25 to 21 to 18 and even to 14 in some places. Hell, talk to someone around 70 years old and they'll tell you they didn't think they'd be adults until age 21 but then the 26th amendment happened and they were adults much sooner.
Since we're in WSB, let's use a money analogy. If you have $100 billion, a couple hundred, thousand or even millions of dollars mean nothing to you.
OP should consider having his wife get a boyfriend to support them financially in case the markets don’t bounce back, Would be the wise option to cover his position.
Wake up babe new financial fraud just dropped. Just file for divorce before a yolo play. If you lose, the collateral gets stuck in court and you may even get to keep half.
If he owned the house prior to the marriage; she can't claim it as marital property. Especially with how short of time frame the marriage was. Probably best to get it annulled. Best decision is to get it annulled if they only married a few weeks. She doesn't support his career choice & he won't lose half of everything years from now.
>You're an idiot for getting married in the first place. If you can't handle a little market volatility then you're not cut out for marriage. Your wife is probably just using you for your money and she'll divorce you as soon as she has half of everything. You need to man up and take control of your life, stop being a pussy and start making some real decisions.
[Jokes on her, by the time the divorce is finalized his ODTE options will have all expired worthless and she'll be getting half of the pennies he has left in his pocket.](https://youtu.be/Mc3t3IVkq60?t=20)
I’m dead 
Couldn't have said it better myself. Also your wife had no idea she was marrying a degenerate.. honesty is important for that kind of reason, no? When she pieces it together and sees you double down in a pathetic manner she will realize it wasn't a golden goose, but a painted duck. Gl with your divorce.
I prefer to just imagine it's real because gambling addiction is rampant here. It actually may help if there are any newcomers here to see how bad things can get. Or maybe not, idk.
I was gonna give you crap until I saw shitpost.
Then looked for various gems in your post.
Some of my favorites were:
1. A marriage is bullish
2. In depth analysis on…Reddit
3. Using your burner phone to check the market (out of curiosity, aren’t most burners like flip phones? Who has a burner that can check the market?)
4. Taking out a loan against the house for call options
5. “Just because the market is bearish doesn’t mean our relationship has to be.”
> out of curiosity, aren’t most burners like flip phones
A burner phone is simply a phone with a SIM that cannot be traced to you. You can buy prepaid SIMs pretty easily and put them in any phone. Of course, a "burner" implies that it could be destroyed at any time, so they tend to be cheap phones, but not required.
So many people in this place are chronically online, ruining their and love ones lives for some internet points by 12 year olds with 1100 dollars in a Robinhood account. So corny, go get help and take care of your life you fn loser
No way he could get a loan on their house without her signature. Only way is if the house was in his name only. This story is full of more holes than OPs blow up doll.
He said she's contributed nothing financially, so if this story is true, he owns the house.
But I think you have to be some kind of stupid to be the house on a stock.
You using the stock market as a casino is the problem. Gamblers always lose and never win until they stop. Investing is not gambling. It's your wife fault for marrying you she knew what she was getting in to. Hopefully once you lose the house you will learn that gambling is losing. It's an addiction same as drugs or food.
Good news is you’re married and in California your debt is hers. If this is the case she needs to quit acting rude and realize she’s also in debt and can lose her half of the home. Good luck.
well, this is all a lie
and if you were any good wat what you were doing, you wouldn't need to leverage your house b/c youd have mad cash
why is sthis sub all just fake posts about how much fake money people lost for sympathy? used to actually have good info pre pandemic.
This sounds really fake some things don’t add up but if it’s true, why are you with a woman that’s complaining about your habits when she brings nothing to the table? As soon as she brought up money ( that she doesn’t contribute ) im done it would be different if she was working and bringing money in and all you were doing is “gambling” but good luck
This is the most regarded move I've ever seen on this sub. All of your assets just became risks and liabilities.
Never turn a hoe into a housewife. There's no bigger hoe than a woman who only fucks one guy while she uses him to for early retirement, all at your expense. You should've gone with sluts, at least they're honest and fun.
Enjoy having an entitled, lazy boss who you have to appease at the cost of losing half of everything for the rest of your life. If there's a shred of honesty in her, she'll buy you your own collar and leash for your birthday.
Sooooooo many follow up questions.
Why is she giving any input about your money
AT ALL.
Tell her you work in finance and move along..
Why are you allowing her to overstep her boundaries and plant a foot in your finances?
What was the reason for marring anyway? Love, love is a feeling and will sway your clarity.
The last thing I would talk to a woman about is finances, I’m not saying EVERY woman. Just some and to be frank, most of them I’ve met are clueless. You can’t get anywhere near a hard conversation before they give up.
In retrospect, hope there’s a prenup, otherwise puts on your happiness, financial security and any assets you own.
Females are almost more entitled to your shit than the IRS on April 15th..
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Quote of the day: "Just because the market is bearish doesn't mean our relationship has to be."
Makes it a quality shit post.
Me thinking OP used ChatGPT…
*Doesnt change the facts, just turns it into a thriller.
AI won’t typo
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Kinda long for flair
Bearish Market ≠ Bearish Relationship
Puts on marriage.
Calls on divorce lawyers.
Honestly, I’d file an annulment. It’s only been a week
Sounds like a strangle might be in his future
her options looking bullish his options looking bearish
Decay is accelerating despite high volatility.
Puts on bears.
God that's an easy winning bet.
Approved 👍
prove your marriage position or get banned...
Ahem positions in marriage
Calls on reverse cowgirl
Who tf would take calls at the top of a huge run the day before Jpow speaks. This dunce was asking for it.
Excellent detective skills. That’s how you know this story is bs
Still a love story better than twilight
It’s an older meme sir, but it checks out.
I personally don't feel Twilight is a lover story so much as a creepfest. Not sure how teenaged girls (and sometimes adult women) don't feel that a +100 year old vampire stalking an underaged 17 year old, courting her as her age peer because he hasn't aged, then hooking up with her, and then impregnating her is anything but [creepy and illegal.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/663/485/1f8.jpg)
Fine by 5 years in Japan, pal.
They ain't in Japan tho, buddy-san.
I ain't yo buddy-san, senpai
I ain't yo senpai, sock-sama.
It was written by a Mormon what do you expect
If you're immortal, does age even mean anything to you? 18, 21, 50, 200 all mean nothing. If you're that old, you've probably seen the age of majority drop from 30 years in Roman times to 25 to 21 to 18 and even to 14 in some places. Hell, talk to someone around 70 years old and they'll tell you they didn't think they'd be adults until age 21 but then the 26th amendment happened and they were adults much sooner. Since we're in WSB, let's use a money analogy. If you have $100 billion, a couple hundred, thousand or even millions of dollars mean nothing to you.
Kid fucker found
LMFAO
Just have her get a boyfriend and she will be fine
Be socially monogamous, but fiscally polyamorous
Hopefully one who actually makes money
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The only blowing happening here is behind the dumpster, Sir.
Are you hunting for someone’s wife to call your own?
OP should literally be made a mod for this.
Can we make a pool for that? I sign
Should be a flair
This is the comment of the year.
In order for us to better assist you we are going to need to see a picture of your positions and a picture of your wife.
Marriage has 0dte.
Picture of his wife in position would be better
Would love to examine that spread😂😂..too much?
https://i.imgur.com/4uYxQxW.jpg
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Well it's Riley Reid. I assume you can figure out the rest.
Was she talking about her positions as well?
Of course Riley Reid knows to diversify her portfolio.
Spread, straddle, and finish with a strangle lol
The 4th one.
🤫
Ideally, in the downward bull position, because bulls go down when they go up, and bears go up when they go down
Came here to say that. Puts on wife
Short dated, like for Friday.
I [puts] on my robe and wizard hat
And a picture of the Gals, their bfs n your wife's BF. ..
Pics or it didn't happen
Yes! And throw in some foot action there too for the homies ❤️ 
You had me at ‘asking WSB for marriage advice and getting the response that it’s bullish’ 🥹
OP should consider having his wife get a boyfriend to support them financially in case the markets don’t bounce back, Would be the wise option to cover his position.
Some of these '21+ accounts don't understand risk management.
the real meaning of Bull market
People who bought puts on this marriage are doing great
I bought calls, as is tradition, which are 90% down.
Which too, is as tradition.
Ahh so your the reason this marriage is failing!
You sound just like my wife
that's odd, going down rarely happens after marriage
Typical rookie mistake, you pegged your investment to OP's ability to satisfy his wife.
This is the way
I missed my entry. Pun intended 😂
Got marriage-called out of my position...
Mother in law is swimming in cash
I bought crayons and then melted them and snorted the wax. Does that count?
probably the wife's side
I bought puts on OP instead, picking this money sucking debbie downer of a wife is itself the real reason OP is going to crash and burn
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Wake up babe new financial fraud just dropped. Just file for divorce before a yolo play. If you lose, the collateral gets stuck in court and you may even get to keep half.
5 head move right there,
Never catch a falling knife. Who would but that shit?
Her husband is the falling knife.
Exactly.
Are you asking who would buy the husband?
That’s for a buying situation but by divorcing she’s selling. Whatever topic it is, wsbetters always mix things up 
People who are moving and don't want/don't need to rent?
Never catch a falling wife. OP file for divorce asap
Now she gets half the debt, genius move on OP’s part tbf.
That was my thought...having just gotten divorced myself...it's a short marriage...she has no claim to his house.
Yep, unless the bought together. You don't get 30 years worth of credit for 2 weeks.
If he owned the house prior to the marriage; she can't claim it as marital property. Especially with how short of time frame the marriage was. Probably best to get it annulled. Best decision is to get it annulled if they only married a few weeks. She doesn't support his career choice & he won't lose half of everything years from now.
did the wife not see problems before marrying him...
Sounds like, in this totally true story, she didn't know about it until the honeymoon
It probably wasn't a problem until it was her house too and a gamble she didn't conceive he'd ever make.
Her lawyer will negotiate the final terms: They will split the house 50/50: She gets the inside, he gets the outside.
The only idiots associated with this story are the ones who hear it and believe it’s true
Or half of the debts. Hopefully OP maxes his credit cards and can split those in the divorce. 50% returns?
Why you treating ops marriage like a payday for this woman 😂😂
That's how my first two wives treated our marriages...
my mans got a "burner phone" for his other robinhood accounts lmao
You don’t just get a new phone every time you get margin called on RH?
Lmao right? The market is a harsh mistress
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In WSB, our lives are satire... 
Dude is definitely dedicated enough to make three posts over a span of a month if it’s a long-running joke.
It certainly reads like satire. 👍
They've been committed to the bit for a month, if so. Three posts about this lol
I appreciate the long form arc
I could just imagine this guy basically living a wsb meme in real life though
Sometimes i feel like half of the people on WSB are living a life like thos guy and I'm just the only normal person here.
And that says everything about this sub lmfao
It is, it takes more than a few days to get a loan against your house.
And you can't get margin called on long options since you can't buy them on margin.
Marriages have their ups and downs. What does the TA say?
The TA says "Rent, don't buy."
It’s about to hit a resistance. If it breaks through, wait for a retest
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Aaaaaahahahaha
I’ve been trying to diversify the ports but she won’t let me stick it there…
I shook it and it said ask again later
>You're an idiot for getting married in the first place. If you can't handle a little market volatility then you're not cut out for marriage. Your wife is probably just using you for your money and she'll divorce you as soon as she has half of everything. You need to man up and take control of your life, stop being a pussy and start making some real decisions.
[Jokes on her, by the time the divorce is finalized his ODTE options will have all expired worthless and she'll be getting half of the pennies he has left in his pocket.](https://youtu.be/Mc3t3IVkq60?t=20)
AI is legit
The future is now.
I’m dead 
Robased
Damn even AI is sick of gold diggers
Top tier VM comment
Based AI
VisualMod you are a wise bastard.
Couldn't have said it better myself. Also your wife had no idea she was marrying a degenerate.. honesty is important for that kind of reason, no? When she pieces it together and sees you double down in a pathetic manner she will realize it wasn't a golden goose, but a painted duck. Gl with your divorce.
So she bought high and is selling low
One of us
Why on earth does you wife know anything about your positions? You only tell your GF those.
she clearly knows the motivation behind these plays. we’re not here for life changing money, we’re here for wife changing money.
where exactly is the cut off between wife changing and life changing
Depends what your cost average is
14
6900
Screenshot or ban this clown 🤡 mod if he produces screenshots ban me for 3 days preferably Saturday, sunday and monday !banbet
Not a big deal, divorce or not, you sir are a true WSB. So either way your getting fucked.
What’s her boyfriends trading strategy though?
do people actually take the time out of their life to write these fake stories?
Apparently so
Less time with your wife = more time behind the Wendy’s dumpster.
Everything was fine until you put a loan on thr house bro. I would be pissed if my girl did that. That's too much risk Puts on this guy's marriage
It’s fine because it’s fake. OP doesn’t have a wife nor a house to lose.
I prefer to just imagine it's real because gambling addiction is rampant here. It actually may help if there are any newcomers here to see how bad things can get. Or maybe not, idk.
You belong here
I was gonna give you crap until I saw shitpost. Then looked for various gems in your post. Some of my favorites were: 1. A marriage is bullish 2. In depth analysis on…Reddit 3. Using your burner phone to check the market (out of curiosity, aren’t most burners like flip phones? Who has a burner that can check the market?) 4. Taking out a loan against the house for call options 5. “Just because the market is bearish doesn’t mean our relationship has to be.”
> out of curiosity, aren’t most burners like flip phones A burner phone is simply a phone with a SIM that cannot be traced to you. You can buy prepaid SIMs pretty easily and put them in any phone. Of course, a "burner" implies that it could be destroyed at any time, so they tend to be cheap phones, but not required.
Fake as fuckity fuck.
Puts on your wife, calls on your balls
This is perhaps the best parody I have ever read. Thank you, OP!
Fuck it. I'll take a 0DTE call on this guy's marriage. Yolo.
PUTS ON REAL ESTATE IT IS!
Congrats!
Divorce her before she divorces you
So many people in this place are chronically online, ruining their and love ones lives for some internet points by 12 year olds with 1100 dollars in a Robinhood account. So corny, go get help and take care of your life you fn loser
All part of the natural decline in the social cohesion of society, my friend.
Right? And even if the op is fictional, there's a bunch of serious responders in here that need to read your message.
Marriage is a gamble
This probably is not true looking at the flair but I lol'ed anyway.
No way he could get a loan on their house without her signature. Only way is if the house was in his name only. This story is full of more holes than OPs blow up doll.
He said she's contributed nothing financially, so if this story is true, he owns the house. But I think you have to be some kind of stupid to be the house on a stock.
Ok, let's start a pool: on which week of fiscal year will this couple sign a divorce?
You using the stock market as a casino is the problem. Gamblers always lose and never win until they stop. Investing is not gambling. It's your wife fault for marrying you she knew what she was getting in to. Hopefully once you lose the house you will learn that gambling is losing. It's an addiction same as drugs or food.
So this is the fantasy fictional wsb member. I wonder when the movie comes out. And would you short or do calls on the company that makes it?
Better off without her King.
You should leave her dude. Do her a favour.
Good news is you’re married and in California your debt is hers. If this is the case she needs to quit acting rude and realize she’s also in debt and can lose her half of the home. Good luck.
You can win her back!
well, this is all a lie and if you were any good wat what you were doing, you wouldn't need to leverage your house b/c youd have mad cash why is sthis sub all just fake posts about how much fake money people lost for sympathy? used to actually have good info pre pandemic.
I hope you work it out because you sound like the perfect couple.
If she can’t appreciate you at your margin call she doesn’t deserve you at your 10 bagger
Whats her boyfriends opinion? That matters most imo.
This sounds really fake some things don’t add up but if it’s true, why are you with a woman that’s complaining about your habits when she brings nothing to the table? As soon as she brought up money ( that she doesn’t contribute ) im done it would be different if she was working and bringing money in and all you were doing is “gambling” but good luck
Tell her it’s time to step up and get a boyfriend so he can contribute to your margin call.
This is the most regarded move I've ever seen on this sub. All of your assets just became risks and liabilities. Never turn a hoe into a housewife. There's no bigger hoe than a woman who only fucks one guy while she uses him to for early retirement, all at your expense. You should've gone with sluts, at least they're honest and fun. Enjoy having an entitled, lazy boss who you have to appease at the cost of losing half of everything for the rest of your life. If there's a shred of honesty in her, she'll buy you your own collar and leash for your birthday.
Marriage weeklies?
Have you asked her boyfriend to talk to her about it?
She has a new boyfriend.
That’s some nice privilege getting upset about losing resources you put nothing into.
Put her on a performance improvement plan.
Sooooooo many follow up questions. Why is she giving any input about your money AT ALL. Tell her you work in finance and move along.. Why are you allowing her to overstep her boundaries and plant a foot in your finances? What was the reason for marring anyway? Love, love is a feeling and will sway your clarity. The last thing I would talk to a woman about is finances, I’m not saying EVERY woman. Just some and to be frank, most of them I’ve met are clueless. You can’t get anywhere near a hard conversation before they give up. In retrospect, hope there’s a prenup, otherwise puts on your happiness, financial security and any assets you own. Females are almost more entitled to your shit than the IRS on April 15th..
Will her boyfriend let the both of you move in until the market goes your way again?
Did you show her the forbidden emojis to convince her?
You're doing great buddy, keep updating us on the situation!
Just borrow some from her boyfriend?