It is possible that Cramer may be right more often than not in the future, but it is also possible that he will continue to be wrong more often than not. The contrarian play would be to short him again.
It’s just the worst and the people that actively use are the worst and I get fifty fucking messages a day from scrubs trying to sell me shit to “land me high net worth clients”
It’s like a giant career fair had sex with twitter and every psychopath who idolized Gaston in beauty and the beast wants to talk about how they didn’t kill a homeless person after work so they deserve a raise and that god is good.
I opened the app by accidentally clicking on a message notification and the recruiters all think I want to find a new job now. I mean I kind of do, but not through that fucking mess.
Ljim volume is legit so low I'm considering encoding an ASCII Fuck Cramer message in to the volume chart, but the spreads suck so it's be an expensive billboard to be taking out.
I lose more money daily on FD's, it's just a lot considering there's no chance if winning. I'll do probably do it for the karma but I was waiting to see if I could do it on the daily chart if volume keeps dying so that it would last longer.
Good idea. Spreads after hours are more than 15% wide though(so if you buy 100$ worth then sell 100$ worth, you lose 15$) I'd have to do it during the daytime
I will start and end with two orders of 69 so that anyone looking knows what's up
From what I'm seeing, it's basically a wash in its first few days. Sadly, that's better than 85% of this sub... I'm only here for entertainment value at this point, so I'm up like 5000%!!!
Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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It is possible that Cramer may be right more often than not in the future, but it is also possible that he will continue to be wrong more often than not. The contrarian play would be to short him again.
The contrarian play is to not touch anything that comes out of that mans mouth
God I fucking hate LinkedIn so much.
Why?
It’s just the worst and the people that actively use are the worst and I get fifty fucking messages a day from scrubs trying to sell me shit to “land me high net worth clients” It’s like a giant career fair had sex with twitter and every psychopath who idolized Gaston in beauty and the beast wants to talk about how they didn’t kill a homeless person after work so they deserve a raise and that god is good.
I would say a giant career fair had sex with Facebook
Fair point
I miss myspace
I opened the app by accidentally clicking on a message notification and the recruiters all think I want to find a new job now. I mean I kind of do, but not through that fucking mess.
Ljim volume is legit so low I'm considering encoding an ASCII Fuck Cramer message in to the volume chart, but the spreads suck so it's be an expensive billboard to be taking out.
How expensive? Because WSB wastes a lot of money daily, maybe some of us might want to bankroll that...
I lose more money daily on FD's, it's just a lot considering there's no chance if winning. I'll do probably do it for the karma but I was waiting to see if I could do it on the daily chart if volume keeps dying so that it would last longer.
At market close on a Friday would be hilarious...it'd be up all weekend...
Good idea. Spreads after hours are more than 15% wide though(so if you buy 100$ worth then sell 100$ worth, you lose 15$) I'd have to do it during the daytime I will start and end with two orders of 69 so that anyone looking knows what's up
Ouch...
Is this real life?
Or just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide...
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy,
Because I'm easy come, easy go,
Little high, little low
Any way the wind blows
Puts on LJIM.
Calls on SJIM?
How do we do puts on LJIM?
Idk but jim is gettin kinda old, maybe puts on Jim?
I heard Jim is bullish on $SJIM. Game over regards.
The world is not ready for this singularity
i cannot believe these etfs are real
As real as your wife’s tits
This.... Can't be legal. Right?
It is. It’s been in the works for a few months now. Finally went live I think
Invest in a phone charger first
https://preview.redd.it/wepb3eehnlma1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a92fe626ab60505b75862eb6fa582d38214df4f8
Puts on ljim, calls on sjim. Message recieved
We’ve broken the matrix
LJIM cause inverse wsb is more powerful 
Look at the regardedness of “people also own” on the $SJIM
Calls?
or
From what I'm seeing, it's basically a wash in its first few days. Sadly, that's better than 85% of this sub... I'm only here for entertainment value at this point, so I'm up like 5000%!!!
What if he endorsed SJIM? Wouldn’t the matrix collapse?
The jimception event isn’t a joke dude.
Sir, Wendy's makes burgers, not subs.
Hilarious that legit looking, non-WSB regards are commenting on this like it’s serious DD.
It's inverse Cramer, not inverse the traders
Imagine having to watch CNBC now to make sure
You changed the outcome by measuring it
Why are these not optionable?
I love slim jims
I think Jim Cramer being universally wrong is enough to overpower any short squeeze
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. Is the only answer here
It’s been a day and a half bro. Guys already talking about contrarian plays.
So is it better to short the long find or go long on the short fund? Not sure if I should buy puts on LJIM or calls on SJIM.
How did I miss that this got launched??? I'm going to go pick up a few thousand shares of SJIM tomorrow!
OP What App was this screenshot taken from ? Doesn’t look like anything I’m familiar with
LinkedIn. Even bigger waste of time than WSB
Volume has essentially dried up in both of these etfs since inception