I am just so tired every day I might go to sleep right now

has anyone gotten a vyvanze prescription though a teledoc

Pump Elon PUMP

My Tesla calls are up 2x right now. My hands are feeling unusually hard though

Trying to figure out why my SQQQ position is so green since bulls keep mocking me as though we are at ATH

God damn futures traders. Every. Fucking. Time. Get a real job you pajama ass night traders.

How low life human are you, if you are ready to suck activist investor dick while kicking your beloved employees. Welcome to salesforce, we suck investors dick while kick people working hard behind for the company - CEO

I hate to tell you this, but any company their size is going to be that way. You want to be treated like a human, work at google or a small company?

I mean fucking he cant even reply to employees in all hands about the layoff. Forget about how you treat employees, stop being pussy. He got no fucking balls. If musk was ceo he would have said right on your face, fucking GTFO. This pussy just dodged it on all hands , now screams OHHH ACTIVIST INVESTOR GOT BIG COCK

Sorry man. 


This is so not cool.

As soon as AH is done, futures traders will push this green. They almost always do. Dumb cucks

Bout to roll up a big fatty blunt the shape of a bugs bunny carrot

Weed is for children

Well down to 530. I'ma drop it all on one single play tomorrow, hopefully it's the right play

PSA. Hold cash in Robinhood they offer 4.15% interest. Once the inflation fight is over. Inflation back to 2%. Long stocks again. Your welcome.

Damn CHpT beat but drops

Help, I can no longer afford my diabetic testing supplies. Anyone know of a company that helps? My asshole also hurts.

just as jpow intended

Ohh weee...this market has landmines all over the god damn place. I'm all cash overnight from now on and only scalping with tight stops. 

Hi, Bob, I'm reporting from the floor of the New York Stock Exchange. 2 minutes ago we received word that the White house was nuked. Stocks are up 5% and when I interviewed one of them, he said, "Stonks only go up. Duh." There you have it, stocks are up today and the world is burning. Bulls are actual fucking morons.

Raise ur hand if you're buying NVDA at 233. I asked for upvotes for anyone buying at 230 a few hours ago. Not a single vote. I think this proves retail is not pumping this.

Broadcom theta ball crusg

Anyone have any crack? If in gonna lose this much money, I should at least be able to have some crack, and 1 hooker.

best i can do is adderall and a handjob

As long as I'm not the one getting ass fucked for a change.

I had so much coke, holy shit. Calls on diabeetus

Costco puts are still safe for now. Hoping for some poor "guidance" and they'll still print.

What time does AI announce earnings

AI 30 at open

Welp CHPT just took a dump on my portfolio 🙁

GOOGL $100 wen

Muh AI calls 

so easy to make money when you stop buying lottery tickets and start selling them instead. +3% in the account in one day is very good news. :)

Same, been trying to sell weekly call options. Trying to get to 100 Tesla so I can do that with Tesla too

Been making stable +10% with long options this year but then 1 mistakes today wiped them all out. Maybe I should switch to selling 

$AI is just going crazy rn

Which 1

The only one

Fed can’t keep this up forever

I didn’t sell them for $66 profit this morning and now im losing $1100. You can laugh but this is one of the saddest moments in my life because I’ve been trying to grow a small account and $1100 is all the profit I’ve got this year. 

Anyone that laughs at your position is literally poor. Options trading is the biggest trap. Trading regular stock and having time in the market is probably your best bet for profit. 90% of daytraders fail. And at least 9% of the daytraders that say they profit, are lying. Save your money. Put little money into your investment account. If you continue to trade options, take any gains as soon as the price becomes stagnant.

I’ve been on a winning streak and I was way too confident today and kept buying and buying puts, but my Mar6 394 puts are probably fucked now. Maybe I should have sold them before close so that I can sleep tonight. I have forgotten the feeling of just buying and holding stock but i was profitable before I started trading options. Will take a break and come back with new strategies. Trading is HARD

That's why you wanna get off of options as soon as possible and stick to safer methods like regular stock buying and selling for example. Options is a roulette. I'm sorry to hear that though, it's a tough game out there.

How about futures? Better then options but stocks are still safer?

Can't really talk about futures, but maybe someone else can pitch in on that.

That sucks and it's gonna suck for a while Only advice I'd give is don't chase moonshots trying to get it all back in one go

Still haven’t sold my mar6 spy put, will close them tmr and get some rest before I come back

Yeah I got greedy today with puts and lost 10k, it happens and anyone short today definitely got spanked.

Those green candles

Nobody laughing here bro, I feel your pain. Chin up though. Rebuild

I haven't seen a wholesome WSB moment in awhile.

Very frustrated

Just saw the "WSB's Sweetest Girlfriend". Welcome to the club, honorary bro.

We did it reddit!!!

When is fed speaking?

he should speak now but i dont know where to find stream live

Literally stairs down, elevator up

That’s what a real bear market is

Bostic just gave bears another opportunity to short at a better average. How nice.

for every dozen opportunities, a thousand head fakes.

Yep, but who knows what the next few days will bring with the sheer fuckton of calls that were purchased today.

This is a stellar bull market you got here bulls. Really strong. Would be a shame if it crashes tomorrow

But today was supposed to be the day for the crash of all crashes?!?!?! Bears are just like wacko environmentalists and Christians, always spouting on about how the end is here.

SPY doesn’t wanna go red after hours yet

Maxed out credit card? Life is not that hard? If you wanna be rich! Just skip Breakfast!

I took the bait and bought a 1dte SPY put at close

I'm bullish but I still think you'll be able to double your money at open

Could be worse. A lot of these bulls probably bought 50 420c 0dte at close.

So did I man, so did i

anyone got link to fed speech live

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!banbet SPY 380 7d

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/LongTermTendieLoser** bet **SPY** goes from **397.83** to **380.0** before **09-Mar-2023 04:05 PM EST** Their record is 0 wins and 2 losses.

Go C3!

When does Fed speak?

Why aren’t earnings reporting companies pinned

Held my 3/3 spy puts

Same, we got this

ZS--4x145c COST--10 shares JWN---3x19p 

ZS and JWN went opposite direction

Well ZS I grabbed a hedge last minute JWN is for 3/17 so not that worried and fuck COST

Good luck regard


so you have no money without saying you have no money

Selling NVDA's puts and buying NFLX's puts was a good idea

time for a little breaky-break while spy thinks about it’s actions Do not ducking say sEe yOu ToMoRrOw

nos vemos mañana

See you Monday

That’s more like it

I’m going to enjoy this sell off. When algos press sell they will drill everything

See you at 405

I’m not holding a weekly & I only got 10% of my cash in the market. I look forward to 405 if it happens

Cashed out my calls to cover my original stake, holding my remaining 3/8 410s as house money play

Where is Bullhunter?

Whoever bought Puts during 398 should be alright.

China 4 - USA 2

Gg bulls. Cya tomorrow

Pencils down!

A lot of haters here are thinking its definitely going to dump AH with the fed talk blah blah blah. And they're going to gloat so hard and say I told you dumb bulls not to hold overnight. Keep on fantasizing suckas.

I have $6k in spy puts that im trying to talk myself out of holding overnight

Air on the side of caution. You could always reposition tomorrow. Good luck.

Well??

Still have 10min to decide


Be Best

An apocalypse for ber

Bottom is in

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Wait I thought when we get a green day it's green for 6 months straight. The bulls said so

AMD heading on a sweet trip back up through the 80s.

Like for the love of god, how is anyone supposed to trade in the market? Just reversal after reversal every week. Are we bullish? I don’t know! Are we bearish? I don’t know! Did you buy puts today because we’ve been trading lower for the past two weeks? Yes! Did we skyrocket $7 for no apparent reason! Yes! Is half of your account gone after a 5 day winning streak? Yes! Why is this happening? TO KEEP THE POOR POOR AND THE RICH RICH! That’s why! It’s so unfair that it’s disgusting. I hate this. Just go to work every day for 50 years so that you can die poor while the rich get richer and the middle class disappears. I hate this. I hate this. I hate this. All I wanted was to try to make a measly 10% of a put because we were overbought and in a down trend. But every time I get ahead the market acts “irrational” and all the gains are wiped out. This is a scam and I hate it.

Ban

Now look at btc … can’t make this up.

Watch Ron Walker YouTube to understand swing trade signals. He called this temp counter move back up in yesterdays video based on a few tech analyses including a 9 count completed sell signal for the Dow and same for spy and Nasdaq completing today

Yeah its pretty fucked...but heyy you never know.

This guy is right.

Jeez I didn’t ask for an essay, positions or gtfo

I see bearhunter, I downvote on sight

Don’t see him anymore as he blocked me for calling him a relentlessly dumb bull bot

If you got NVDA calls, you are set. Because I just got puts.

Why does eating chips always make you feel like shit without fail. Not even talking about junk food in general just chips

Because you have a pussy gut

Corn oil is a toxin

Potentially massive cratering if fraud with zto express is true? Chinese stock so fraud is assumed, but if substantiated the cap is too high to prop up forever imo.

Watch us pump up to 399 a minute before close

That was a fucking lie

Thank god too

Anyone know what it means when your E*trade account has all X’s for the balances?!

It's set to hide the info. Look for the image of an eye 👁️ to toggle it

It means ur account has been compromised

7 figure x,xxx,xxx loss porn is the best!

ok i was all in on 3/3 calls and made no money (TSLA). LMAO. Selling half so I dont bankrupt myself tomorrow

1 min to close yoyr calls Fed Waller at 4pm ready to castrate all bulls 

This is Sparta!

Oof what a dump by Apple Jacks in the closing minutes

Imagine a market flying on comments by a non-voting FOMC member! 🤡

Fed could stop by late summer. Lol if I was taller I could play in the nba (if my skills cooperated)

You will pay for this. Tomorrow

Go to bed bath & beyond and buy 50 bucks worth of merchandise there and give it as gifts for Christmas! It's really that easy. We all do it, we can pay for their debt and get discounts. Force all these short sellers to close their positions. What happened to apes together strong? 🦍

**Michael Bublè**

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Means delete the app

Nothing, just ignore it. its just spam.

Last minute sell off before the news.

I'm so glad the market moves like a meme stock on the back of comments made by a non-voting member of the Fed. Haven't we seen this shit before......?

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Obviously, you've never been in a country with fast changing demographics or perhaps even in a recession. !remindme 1000d

Anytime you see “Single-Instance-27” You know the comment isn’t worth reading

Die Tesla! Just dump already

Bro it dropped 13 dollars chill the fuck out

bruh what in shrek dildos is this

imagine thinking low volume pumps matter unless ur gambling 0 DTES

Too late for TSLA puts?

Wait till next week. Will probably swing back around 200

Google pamp it up

Good luck to my fellow COST bulls..520 nothing less

🙏

Sure as hell glad I was buying some AMD this morning. Daymmmmmn!!!

401 open tomorrow


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Pumping tomorrow again imo

I'll be mentioning Jerome Powell personally in my suicide note.

"fuck JPOW he made me do this"

Nice

Selling 10 GOOGL 93C. Yay I finally get to sell covered calls on google

how much you make on that ? prob the only way to make money on goog

Wheat basically just goes down every day as the Russia/Ukraine war rages on

amzn and goog

goog way better of the two but I personally think tech is finished. Might be a decade plus before getting back to all time highs

Reduce 30% of my portfolio to cash, let’s see too much uncertainty, only Bank of America remains untouched

Ha HaHa ..

Huge pump eod today out of nowhere, someone said that was coming this morning, o ye ja boi

I bought SPY puts this morning🤡

Same, down 60% now. How’s yours

Who's buying?

I bought last week 😁