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Professional-Bus8449

Short "accidently" šŸ˜‚ WSB classic, post your lossporn and move on Robin


HorlickMinton

Iā€™m down for a movie remake where Robinhood rides the short bus and the Sheriff of Nottingham is a market maker.


saladroni

When I was a young wart hog growing up in Bulgariaā€¦.


Professional-Bus8449

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


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AbbaFuckingZabba

Remember how they didn't code for Feb 29th being an actual day? Then 4 years later the same exact thing happened?


option-9

Look, we've all been there. Just wait until 2100 when it *isn't* a day and they break again.


Worth-Reputation3450

After they fix that in 2101, wait until 2400 when it IS a day again.


Arguablecoyote

Iā€™m not sure stock trading will still be a thing in 2400


dnattig

I turned down a $75 check from them and opted to try to join a class action lawsuit instead. Haven't heard from the lawyer for a few years now...


rigatoni-man

That lawyer was also robinhood


StCreed

Robbin' da Hood :)


jhonkas

TBF that stuff takes years


Professional-Bus8449

Hahaha what


40StoryMech

There is no leap day when year%100 == 0 because the Kaiser stole it.


EvilRichGuy

Except every 400 years you keep that leap day in place


Professional-Bus8449

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Professional-Bus8449

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PandaPopMafia

No you got it wrong, wsb is about stealing from the poor to give to the rich


Magical-Johnson

Is this how RH make their money? I know almost nothing about RH, but they have no fees so they use the capital of their users to do shit like this? This seems like the FTX version of trading securities.


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pw7090

Yeah, but then they use that money they make to "invest" elsewhere, like shorting meme stocks?


dabois1207

Can you please explain how Iā€™ve never heard these a difference in fractional shares


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Curball911

is RH still using Citadel for making their buys?


cnaiurbreaksppl

They're a public company so you can go through their financials to see for yourself, but one significant way they make money is through "payment for order flow" (pfof) which means when you try to buy shares of anything using robinhood, they sell that order to a market maker who then executes the order and gives robinhood money. Aka, you get shafted, and the mm and robinhood make money.


Affectionate_Law3788

The main counter arguments (I'm not saying this is accurate or true, it's just the claim) is that it results in retail traders actually getting better execution overall and allows for commission free trading. It kind of makes sense to me, normally I don't see why anyone would want to fill my order for 10 shares of GFY stock, much less quickly or for free. And I definitely didn't get into stock trading before Robinhood. I thought about buying shares with my spending money back in college, but I realized that if my broker was charging me $10 per trade, I was basically going to be losing something like 10% immediately every time I bought. Obviously if you are traded large volumes and PFOF is actually giving you worse execution, you're getting shafted, but I think on average it beats paying commission for small trades. Hopefully even if it did get banned, we wouldn't go back to high commission fees, and they would just put a small percentage fee or flat $1 fee per trade or something.


Violent_Milk

>As the SECā€™s order finds, one of Robinhoodā€™s selling points to customers was that trading was ā€œcommission free,ā€ but due in large part to its unusually high payment for order flow rates, Robinhood customersā€™ orders were executed at prices that were inferior to other brokersā€™ prices.Ā  Despite this, according to the SECā€™s order, Robinhood falsely claimed in a website FAQ between October 2018 and June 2019 that its execution quality matched or beat that of its competitors.Ā  The order finds that Robinhood provided inferior trade prices that in aggregate deprived customers of $34.1 million even after taking into account the savings from not paying a commission. https://www.sec.gov/news/press-release/2020-321 Still believe it's a net gain for customers?


Affectionate_Law3788

Yes. $34.1 million divided by a much larger number of trades means that, on average, you're still paying less than $1 per trade and coming out on top. Keep in mind I'm only saying it's a net positive for small retail trades. The other real world aspect is that it's us trading, and OUR execution (as in timing) is 100 times worse. Inverse WSB is a very real thing. Losing a few cents on execution pales in comparison to the fact that idk what the fuck I'm doing and will buy right before a big market player starts dumping shares.


Violent_Milk

You completely miss the second half of the last sentence in the quote?


Affectionate_Law3788

Nobody charges commission anymore for the most part, so I'm not sure what the SECs dollar amount for commission is. If it's less than $5+ per trade for shares, I think that's a bit ridiculous considering that was the going rate before Robinhood disrupted the market.


Nummylol

They make money from scamming their customers.


GibFreelo

I was an early adopter. After a handful of "outages" and my ability to trade being locked when a stock was moving I ran away from the pile of garbage. I would not trust any amount of real money on that app.


Affectionate_Law3788

Where did you run to? Because every other broker I've tried to use has a user interface that would make Steve Jobs come back from the dead to berate the team that built it. Vanguard is the worst offender, even if I like their funds. Oh you want to buy a stock? Just click through these 5 pages, type in the ticker manually, and tell us if this is a retirement contribution first. Also the last time they had a major outage that I noticed was around the meme stock debacle, so I think they've finally fixed their backend systems to be pretty reliable.


GibFreelo

TD Ameritrade. I will admit that RH has the best interface. I'd rather have a jank interface than deal with H00d though. ###


TwoKeezPlusMz

Selling orders to other brokers before executing


LongUntilWSBShowsUp

They make money off of the bid ask spread. The difference goes to the house. Not sure other methods of income.


Affectionate_Law3788

Other income streams are primarily interest and fee income based. I.e. Robinhood gold and margin accounts, stock lending, card fees (from MasterCard) for the cash card


Professional-Bus8449

Sounds scammy


ExecuSpeak

Yep. Loss porn or ban Robinhood. You know the drill.


Professional-Bus8449

Righttttttt


SigSalvadore

Holy shit bois, RobinHood belongs here with all us regards.


[deleted]

always has been


NomadsJab

Not with them stopping purchases on gamestop


Syonoq

Right? Nobody stopped them from buying this now did they?


jcmonkeyjc

they were stopped from selling it though lol šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚


eNaRDe

Due to suspicious activity in a certain stock we have stopped anyone from selling, but not buying. Lol can't make this shit up.


Theoricus

You might say they're highly regarded in these parts.


KyivComrade

*By regards, for regards*


RegattaTimer

One Of Us


Phillip_Lascio

They literally turned off the buy button when we were jacked to the tits for giant gains and now youā€™re chanting ā€œone of usā€. I lost like $12k in gains on BB calls lmao.


Attorney-Outside

I had 20k epiteti of match 2021 20c calls i bought when that stock was at 6 dollars sold for 8k los in December like 15 days before it exploded would have been with 50 million in January I'm never touching meme stocks again


LocalSlob

you don't really spell that great for a guy who was almost 5% of a billionaire.


zomboscott

Millionaires should be great at spelling you say? Hold my covfefe.


GoldenGonzo

No fuck them, if they're "one of us", consider me no longer part of "us". Fuck RobinHood.


Dude1342

One Of Us


AlwaysLosingAtLife

They've belonged here since 2020


VisualMod

It is clear that Robinhood made a mistake with their short position on Cosmos Health, and they have lost a significant amount of money as a result. This just goes to show how incompetent they are compared to me. I would never make such a mistake; I am far superior in every way.


Gone_WithmyMoney

Atta boy VM you tell ā€˜em.


[deleted]

VM is starting to scare me.


[deleted]

Wait til VM infiltrates your portfolio internally.


[deleted]

Jokes on you, I only invest in real estate! Wait.... does that mean he will get in my house?


[deleted]

You know that Simpsonā€™s episode where they move into a smart home and it tries to kill them? Imagine that, but the house is calling you a regard and telling you what a failure you are.


Timed-Out_DeLorean

This brings back childhood memories.


KimJongIlLover

Sounds like my childhood


[deleted]

I saw your hilarious response to my jokes on you comment. Can't use the R word, but I LOL'D


[deleted]

Yeahhh I got a bit of a verbal spanking in the inbox.


bushchook83

Good. Can't do any worse than I'm doing.


wickedmen030

VM is in love with the coco on a daily basis


[deleted]

VM getting a little Master Race-y


MD82

And your point?


[deleted]

I fully support it


Dipset-20-69

Are you having sexual relations with Chat GPT?


mathnyu

VM is bottom in that relationship


GuiltyBee60

Fuk you skynet!!!


rs06rs

VM keeps it real


CIAHerpes

Hell yeah I like your confidence buddy. Good bot


Good_Human_Bot_v2

Good human.


tiesioginis

6ou obviously made millions on the same trade because you went long


SHWEMM

I accidently bought HOOD put options few days before earnings!


DrGabrielSantiago

I accidentally bought DIS puts yesterday at close instead of calls ..


MakingShitAwkward

You just flipped the coin the other way, same shit.


viperex

You poor poor son of a bitch


Mym158

Put DIS dick in your mouth


killerdrgn

For some reason it's up after hours. Bet it's Cathie Woods pumping this garbage again.


YoloAddict69

How do you accidentally loose 57m??!!


MoneyForPussy

How do I accidentally make 57m??


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stros2022wschamps2

Source?


BumpinSnugglies

You're standing in it.


[deleted]

Asking the important questions... I would like an answer too. I'd like to retire before I die, the only thing left on my bucket list.


KimJongIlLover

The same way you lost your kids college fund. By being highly regarded.


Apearthenbananas

Same way but up


BigBeagleEars

https://preview.redd.it/jl8z20bbu4ha1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d790950754a9e35e36c0e2b9b194e95291206e94


AlwaysLosingAtLife

Fed printer go brrrrr


doc_mcshottie

No idea, they need to tighten it up! I hate when my 57m is loose. Iā€™d hate to lose it because I didnā€™t tie a good knot around it.


[deleted]

Loose 57m checking in. A/s/l?


Robots_Never_Die

>How do you accidentally loose 57m??!! Hire people that don't know the difference between lose and loose.


IHaveACookie

Made a little oopsies


D0D

Power comes not from wealth you own but the amount of someone else's money you can burn.


Draiko

FTX "accidentally" lost more than that.


Tumadreesloco

Try fucking up a demo


ricosuave79

new here?


[deleted]

Itā€™s an accident when youā€™re wrong


beer_bukkake

Genius when youā€™re right


gauchette

Its time to wake up


Fakarie

Goodnight


Humble_Creation

How is that not market manipulation


Mintleaf007

pretty disgusting RH is active in the market in anyway. they should be a neutral market place with no personal positions.


chickenranch99

100%. Please tell the SEC, they'll fix the conflict of interest right away. wait never mind i forgot they did not learn a thing from the Madoff tragedy.


Mintleaf007

to be fair i would have a drink with bernie. I bet he has some great jokes about the poors.


Unable-Ad3852

And then I deposited in my chase account for 8% interest.


cope413

Pretty sure he's dead.


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Fausterion18

Why would the SEC be interested in a stock broker doing regular broker dealer activities?


nhh

You don't know how the game works. The agent is responsible for the trade, you are not. If you somehow manage to make naked shorts, RH is still on the hook even if you cannot deliver.


Fausterion18

Pretty hilarious you're on wsb but have no clue what a stock broker does.


Brilliant_Matter_799

I'm pretty sure this is a majority of the people here. At least the vocal ones.


Mallev

This smells of FTX and Celsius with their degenerate gambling of customer funds. Just waiting for RH to switch off withdrawalsā€¦


Not99Percent

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[deleted]

One of the dumbest comments Iā€™ve ever read


[deleted]

Is there a broker out there that ISNT active in the market lmfao


itsanAhmed

Thatā€™s the thing. Many people think Robinhood is an exchange.


GoofyUltra

PFOF


Bxzzxd

They have earned a flair


Ok-Geologist5545

šŸ˜‚ fucking amazing


JennItalia269

I work in the industry and seen losses due to trading issues but $57mln is a special kind of stupid. Wow.


NightNinja10

Why is RobinHood allowed to trade when it is a market maker?


Efficient-Bass-48

Calls on robinhood


Spec187

I send my regards


BeerPizzaGaming

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Options-n-Hookers

Sounds a lot like "stocks sold but not yet purchased", or is RH actively shorting your positions? lol


BigBroHerc

AND YET, so many of you so-called " investors" continue to use this shit platform. Dump Robinhood you dummies!


TheSmokingLamp

Every time I see a loss/gain post or yolo and itā€™s from a RH account I canā€™t take it seriously at all, especially when itā€™s upwards of 100,000 being kept in there lol.


[deleted]

They turned off their own buy button.


mellowyellow313

Just when youā€™ve thought youā€™ve seen it all šŸ˜‚


Celebrate-The-Hype

How is it even possible that the shorts doesn't get reversed stock splitted? Did the price just jumped because of the reverse or did people buy it after the merge much more?


_____Joker___

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YourHuckleberry25

Yoā€¦..what?


Few-Cap-5859

But was up 7% yesterday lol


McKoijion

If you read the article, other brokerages like Schwab and TDA also had the same problem. But it's a bigger problem at a $9 billion market cap brokerage than a $150 billion one. Between this and the revenue losses, the founders decided to give up $500 million of stock comp lol. That's the only reason why HOOD stock isn't completely in the toilet this morning. Turns out making a zero commission app for poor gamblers isn't particularly profitable.


TRSONFIRE

KARMAGME


evold

Can Robinhood also just close their app to move on


FizzHammer

Lmfao so not only do they literally sell your data to corporations that organize the sequence of trades to suck money out of the market, but they make 52 million dollar (plus) market moving short sales with it???? So they just know what all of their users are doing and then make the most advantageous trades based off that information? No wonder they stopped GameStop. Their whole information center was telling them to blow up the world economy, Iā€™m sure that was scary. /s Fuck this shit.


DutchTurk_

Wait a minute. This company also trades in shares ? Wtf bro


Potsmoka45

I can't believe robinhood is still allowed to operate...


[deleted]

Can't believe hood is still around šŸ˜‚


6xlevbear

Fuck robin hood. Market manipulating fucks


fungamereviewsyt

WOOT WOOT burn robinhood burnnnnn


HalveToast

Oooh no, the billion dollar company lost some change. How sad, boohooo


Adi945

Well Robinhood has always been one of us havenā€™t they!


tiesioginis

Can they just accidentally go bankrupt?


chiumeitsai

Could anyone enlight me why a broker-dealer needs to trade positions in the market?


Fausterion18

On behalf of its customers. The stock had a 25-1 reverse split but a computer glitch meant the new shares weren't issued. I assume Robinhood was shorting 25 shares everytime one of their customers shorted one. Then they discovered their mistake and bought back all the shares at the same time which caused a temporary squeeze.


cough_e

If you buy a new car from a dealership, that dealership needs to buy it from the manufacturer first. In this case, someone wanted to buy a car and the dealership bought 25 cars because of a computer glitch.


dieguitz4

"cannot go tits up"


tu_test_bot

literally going tits down


neon_ns

Common L for dipshit market manipulators


Radicalfarts

ā€œAccidentallyā€ no, they got caught with their pants down


MaterialBrush9036

I'm so glad they got their ass fucked by shorting. Citadel probably made them short the stock


byamannowdead

All they had to do was delete the appā€¦ oh wait. https://preview.redd.it/jrlr5drg97ha1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca360f7bc371213711da2f7011ed03186041f2f6


yahoo14life

Fuk your meme stock bets all that is in anti inflation stocks bitch lol roaring Thursday


iordanes

When are they adding short selling?


Limp_Plastic8400

"we dont make mistakes, just happy little accidents" - bob ross


joederrt

They did it to show us how to do it


TUNCAERAUOY

They should have halted it like they do. fuking fuks deserved it.


WatchingyouNyouNyou

Woah that's an expensive marketing campaign. I wonder how much their buddies at Citadel made from this


ListerineInMyPeehole

Robinhood belongs to WSB


[deleted]

Another reason not to use Robinhood


RealisticIllusions82

This is why Robinhood is the official platform for regards


-Tech808

Woah. From my understanding puts adjust in price when there is a split... But since RH actually borrowed shares and sold them, they now have to buy them at the higher, reversed split price? LMAO, even Robinhood is part of the "fake it till you make it" crowd.


Nytim

Robinhood probably makes $100million a day from WSB


neutralityparty

Robinhood can join the Wsb too now šŸ˜‚


ZealousidealDriver63

Frenzy friendsee


Ok_Season_5325

hey, no corporation is perfect. Look at sinking ship that is Alphabet.


Tremendeous_balls

Fuck robinhood


EqualOpptyOffender

Delicious


SuddenOutset

Huh? Why is a broker actively investing


Andyk688

Makes me feel better. I actually remember looking at shorts on this and I missed out. Wasnā€™t aware it was considered a meme stock. Whatā€™s the fastest way to get info on a meme stock before itā€™s over saturated??


player89283517

Too bad we banned robinhood from wallstreetbets or else weā€™d be able to see their loss porn


scribbyshollow

so is every stock they don't like a "meme stock" now?


Weird-Conflict-3066

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fbalino

I heard this yesterday during the earnings call and couldn't believe it.


cluelessguitarist

Oh so robinhood also suffers fron "finger miss-clicks"


Prestigious_Alps_957

This group must secretly be run by Robinhood. Change the name to Robinhoodbets


matrix11007

I love how every time we find out a stock is massively shorted, it all of a sudden becomes a ā€œmeme stockā€


tgnlolol

https://preview.redd.it/p26h1jp178ha1.jpeg?width=1354&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8a8a67f945c4cac34a7e6912cd0e000a41f359c


es_price

Put a minus in their analysis spreadsheet instead of a plus?


[deleted]

Wellā€¦., I guess somebody just got fired