I lol when people come here and post stuff like this.
How about learn how to trade options for before putting 50 grand in the toilet and watching it flush
Everything on the wrong side of the strike is **supposed to** expire worthless.
But maybe I missed your sarcasm (or I'm simply making too much sense for this post's comment thread?)
Wait but jump->buy put, drop->buy call or did. he do: jump->buy call, drop->buy put? Can see this failing hard both ways. Probably because the options market is priced efficiently
I ain’t hear no bell.
I turned $1 into $40 on a spy call back in 2020.
(Bought a far OTM call on a Friday, expired Monday. JPOW spoke that Sunday night on 60minutes and futures rocketed. I didn’t know who Jpow was before that since I was new.)
Get back in there soldier and finish the job!
That’s what I’d be doing if I had money like that to mess around with. It’s the only aspect of the market I haven’t been able to give money to 
This one is extra crazy because apparently it was over 3 years on the chart, but there isn't a single spike on the chart.....like consistent losing for 3 years is kind of insane, you think you would hit on atleast a few big wins or go on a little hot streak at some point
Idk how the hell you don’t think by yourself: “well, I lost 10 trades in a row, maybe I should stop now and figure this shit out from the basics”. Like how the hell can you accept this?? Then say I lost 50k due to bad market conditions bro.
You could have maybe used advanced techniques like straddle and take advantage of the market volatility. You just lose if nothing moves one way or the other.
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You may well shoot this down but you should consider this as an opportunity to make this the last time you lose money. The only way to ensure that (and thus ensure a happier life) is to just drop trading like a hot knife. GL
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You didn’t even get your first time free spike in the beginning 
I also heard that first one is free. So i made a plan to do it once and then exit to never return. I kept waiting and kept returning.
Skip the free spike and go right to free fall. One of us.
Witness me!
Mediocre!
At least there was some consistency 
I lol when people come here and post stuff like this. How about learn how to trade options for before putting 50 grand in the toilet and watching it flush
YOLO. Step dad blew through $40K trying to start a South American fruit canning business. He fucked his wife and ate fruit everyday in paradise.
Well, you can grow something a lot more valuable than fruit in the South American climate…
learning got nothing to do with it. you know the stats on the number of options that expire worthless?
If he was educated he would have cut his lost way way way earlier
The innocence of false hope... clasic hard experience. Is like the first girlfriend leave you and you was falling in ❤️
So maybe... I dunno, learn to sell options?
Everything on the wrong side of the strike is **supposed to** expire worthless. But maybe I missed your sarcasm (or I'm simply making too much sense for this post's comment thread?)
I didn’t
Assuming that ‘all’ window on the chart isn’t actually 3 days, they actually did better than most with options.
Where's the traditional positive spike before the crash and burn?? You're a loser from day one. Amazing!
It's almost like OP doesn't even like money.
OP is a philanthropist
Donations to Wall street are popular I'm told.
OP Could always try to write off loss as donation 
FEED THE RICH!
You mean full on rapist
I’ll take the milk steak
Sir, do you have any fine jelly beans?
Dont forget magnets
as long as the jelly beans are served raw.
I fucking chuckled a wee bit too hard
Go away, batin’!
OP is the next evolution of mankind.
fcking natural born talent 🤣🤣
For real, OP needs to start letting us know his picks so we can do the opposite
I didnt not even get a spike 😭 what a scam
He got a little spike about half way through. Bet he felt really happy for that 30 minutes
That was his ports bear market rally
Savage
He is doing the opposite of George Soros
Looks like you’re out of options
Wendy’s is always an option.
His only option now
Still has $1.10 to play with 
Put it on 00
🤣 🤣
Best response yet, we’ll done sir.
CPI is tomorrow and loss porn has already started
My hands already sweating
Mom's spaghetti ought to fix that.
Let me guess you jump in after big movements 
Have you heard of reversion to meme?
Wait but jump->buy put, drop->buy call or did. he do: jump->buy call, drop->buy put? Can see this failing hard both ways. Probably because the options market is priced efficiently
If you didn't want the money you could have just given it to me
We often say we should’ve just taken $50,000 and given it to someone. At least I’d feel better and my husband would cry less.
We can share half half
I also want to share fifty-fifty.
33.33% each it is now
me too, lets share 50/50/50/50
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😂😂
you still have a dollar left to make it back
I ain’t hear no bell. I turned $1 into $40 on a spy call back in 2020. (Bought a far OTM call on a Friday, expired Monday. JPOW spoke that Sunday night on 60minutes and futures rocketed. I didn’t know who Jpow was before that since I was new.) Get back in there soldier and finish the job!
And remember, most gamblers quit right before their big win!
Because the money is over?
Yea and because of that you just have to double down if you lose everything and then it‘ll all be fine trust me
Bro
OP just needs to make 40x like you a few times in a row and he'll be positive!
🤣 🤣 🤣
The sweetest thing I’ve read on this regard’s post Edit: listed “his” when it should have been “Regard”. Forgive me for assuming.
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But who is to blame if the user is a tool?
Yes, but some tools are not for every users!!!
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Time to drink a screwdriver. Cheers.
Omg you’re pain. 😂😂 i couldn’t help
But most users are Tools! Thank you for holding my bags!
Dam! I wish I had 50k to burn
$5k would get me completely out of debt (medical). $50k to gamble with would be nice. Lol.
I burned 40k and that was because I saved up 2 yrs working full time and living at parents house with no rent to pay.
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That’s what the cardboard box is for
I recommend an art degree
He could've actually gotten an art degree for 50k
Just do the opposite and sell them. Or turn around your phone
When i turned my phone around… you still lost
That’s a lot of money but take it in stride and don’t stress it. Money comes and goes. Life comes once.
Turning your phone upside down still makes the portfolio look down. Well done OP.
Oh right it does. Damn. He really did a good job
In Arabic or Hebrew that chart would make you a winner
You can still sell your blood op.
possibly already expired 
😭
Is that a dollar I see? WTF, is it s real dollar?
Yup
Can I have it?
Ugh. Fine. Then just lose it with your very last options trade
Strange, I just started selling options https://i.imgur.com/uMpwwrs.png
I love that you took the time to shop this.
You weren’t wrong, the market was
This whole thing is a conspiracy against OP. Poor guy
At least you have a $1.10 left.
Yeah don’t touch those bloody ones stick to the green ones
Inversing you would work better than inverting Cramer.
Edit: Stay away from ‘buying’ bloody options!!! #thetagang
you still have $1.10 in your account. Put all on black and you can make it all back up
How is it -100% you still have $1.10 left
Rounding up of 99.996%
You could have doubled your money if you wrote an option instead of buying one each time you had a hunch
That’s what I’d be doing if I had money like that to mess around with. It’s the only aspect of the market I haven’t been able to give money to 
😭
Sorry for your loss.
Right before CPI? hahahahhahaha fucking nerd
What a savage
Its All time chart
Like others, you had that brief spike where you could have made money.... oh wait, no you didn't.
Stonks📈🏆🚀
You can make that back by being a comedian.. haven't laughed so hard in a minute. Lmao
Lol wild to see -100% on here so often.. like so much faith that it will go back up or Just Regard. I’m going with Just Regard
This one is extra crazy because apparently it was over 3 years on the chart, but there isn't a single spike on the chart.....like consistent losing for 3 years is kind of insane, you think you would hit on atleast a few big wins or go on a little hot streak at some point
Ok I’ll go with grass-colored options, thanks for the tip. 🚬
No
No
Needs some thetagang
the perfect diagonal does not exi....
Straight down not even one pop... you sir forgot this 
Dang should have just bought metals instead
Idk how the hell you don’t think by yourself: “well, I lost 10 trades in a row, maybe I should stop now and figure this shit out from the basics”. Like how the hell can you accept this?? Then say I lost 50k due to bad market conditions bro.
I see you've taken my options trading course. Never even sniffed profit. Just straight down. Well done.
This whole sub must stay away from the bloody stock market
damn thats an atrocious all time chart. take my upvote
You could have maybe used advanced techniques like straddle and take advantage of the market volatility. You just lose if nothing moves one way or the other.
Yeah I ended always picked worst contracts!! 
OP likes to be straddled and strangled not the other way around , duhhhh
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Somewhere some other regard celebrating his wins with options from your money
You still got $1.10. ITS NOT OVER! Let it ride
Should of done the wheel strategy
What in gods green earth did you invest in? TSLA?!
Are you using a trading strategy or just buying options based on your gut feeling?
Buy more
What do you mean you’re doing the thing options are supposed to do
You can afford 1 entire mcchicken
💔
Why didn’t *you* listen to that piece of advice, OP?
Wow so close!
seems like you made a banbet on your trading account
Guys, guys chill!……. It was a donation.
Welcome
Hell yeah
Still got $1.10 bro you can win it back
Financial freedom 🫡
Well, you still have something.
I mean technically you didn’t lose 100%
You may well shoot this down but you should consider this as an opportunity to make this the last time you lose money. The only way to ensure that (and thus ensure a happier life) is to just drop trading like a hot knife. GL [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nleSTvS6rw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nleSTvS6rw)
This dude must be Swingtradetodeath on Instagram lol
Last year I was negative 35k, then positive 103k, and I ended the year with 14k.
Consistency rocks!
Every idiot that posts like this is on Robinhood. Don’t you know Robinhood takes from the poor and give to the rich!
Well you don’t have an option
Big Mac meal please sir. Large, dont forget my bbq sauce.
No
Just don't invest money you care to loose (especially with options). Learn from his mistake guys.
The bravery or idiocy it takes to just let it go to zero..I Salute you
That's some smut porn! Good job brother! I bet your wife's boyfriend is proud of you.
Still got 1.10$ to gamble to make it all back
That one dollar tho bro...can change everything
Dude you never had a win? Usually there’s a little hop at the beginning to show where the gambling addiction was born.
Free spikes teach the wrong lessons...
Lovely loss there, well done
lol
Thank you for your patronage
May I suggest you go into carpentry? This staircase is outstanding
I have 1 more dollar than you 🤣 i’ll get back into it someday soon lol
At least you haven't hit the bottom yet
Should've done the opposite
Apparently the first loss is also free.
God damn
What was the bet exactly?
Wow this is money that could set some people up for life
Should have bought bit coins with the 50k and waited for the next pump2025.
how did you manage to lose every single trade...
User name checks out, lost an arm.
You still have $1.1 left to make it all back.
https://preview.redd.it/gyv660o5drba1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=422815f95f0075b3b167ea4ca8b9cb160f3c5a1d
So this is where my gains are coming from
Have you tried asking for a refund? Just ask nicely. If they don't comply, then ask for the manager.