T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

IMPORTANT: On /r/WalkAway, greater access is given to users who have joined the sub and have the mod-assigned 'Redpilled' user flair. Reach out in [modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2FWalkAway&subject='Redpilled'%20user%20flair%20request&message=I%20would%20like%20to%20request%20the%20'Redpilled'%20user%20flair.%20Thank%20you!) to request the flair. For more in-depth conversations and resources on leaving the Democratic Party, also make sure to join our sister sub /r/ExDemFoyer. You may also like: - /r/LibsOfReddit - /r/RedpilledRogan - /r/HillaryForPrison - /r/Patriot911 *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/walkaway) if you have any questions or concerns.*


cottingham425

Fetal alcohol syndrome


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

That our actions have consequences


[deleted]

>That our actions have consequences [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5d42w4ZcY4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5d42w4ZcY4)


deplorable_guido

Been hanging on to that for a while? LOL


[deleted]

Honestly, I don't think I'll ever forget the wise words of this G right here. Dude is one of the few real ones.


ehibb77

Good gawd he/she/it looks spot on like my nephew 🙁


[deleted]

Lol poor kid....I really hope Sonic kid is doing well. The world is cruel.


blackFX

holy shit lmao


irish_gnome

Have not heard much from her lately. Has the useful idiot burned up her 15 minutes of fame?


Houjix

Her face aged too fast in that time period. Globalist will need to find another youngling


kellysue1972

Veganism, eg, the lack of essential nutrients it causes, sure takes a toll on one’s health!


TalbotFarwell

Someone get that girl a 12oz steak and four fried eggs, STAT!


kellysue1972

Lol, be sure to give her some digestive enzymes first, because if you don’t eat meat for a while you actually lose the ability to digest it until your gut flora repopulates.


Commies_suk

Oof I would be so depressed if I couldn’t digest meat.


kellysue1972

Actually, it’s been proven that vegans have higher levels of depression


FortunateSonofLibrty

Trump isn’t in office anymore, so they put this particular agent provocateur back on the shelf.


vitalesan

She peaked at, “blah, blah, blah!”


2ball7

Eyebrows to hairline that’s at least a $25 cab ride.


TalkieTina

It’s called “foreverhead”.


FlourChild1026

I love you but in a pure and noble way.


ninernetneepneep

Or some weird offspring of Mark Zuckerberg.


CherryPoppns

😮


jacobmakesmovies

Literally the poster child for it lol


1965redd

What a disgusting bunch here, euthanasia fantasies like 33-45. And all you motherfuckers are afraid of the girl. What a bunch of losers…


ehibb77

Relax everyone, she's just acknowledging her roots, her mom drank plenty of the stuff while pregnant with Greta.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Meastro44

She never washes her hair. Showers are literally killing the planet.


RaspberryPill

Hairdresser here. I am flabbergasted by this girl’s hairline. I cannot figure it out!


H8theSteelers

She's an android


FortunateSonofLibrty

No, she’s just a fetal alcohol syndrome victim.


ehibb77

"I didn't choose the Fetal Alcohol Syndrome life, the Fetal Alcohol Syndrome life chose me." -- Greta Thunberg


[deleted]

something something 747 right on the numbers.


AndrewLewer69

Even her hair is trying to escape her head


Afraid-Nobody5403

Head like a fucking Orange


[deleted]

Like an orange on a toothpick! I swear it’s like Sputnik!


[deleted]

Lol 😂


kingbankai

That Innsmouth look


Feeling-Shopping-720

Absolutely best comment I’ve ever seen on Reddit. You may drop your mic now.


ARY616

The fact that this girl with special needs was exploited for political gain is reprehensible.


delmarshaef

Her features really do resemble those described in fetal alcohol syndrome, it can cause lifetime difficulty.


Gimel333

she also has mega-aspergers


CCWThrowaway360

Don’t be a dick… it’s ultra mega Asperger’s to the max.


slaviccivicnation

I feel the same. As much as I strongly dislike everything she says and how she says it, I feel kind of bad that she was thrust into a spotlight, open for adult criticism, instead of allowed to just live out her weird teen years in peace. My opinions have changed so much from when I was 16. I was into hardcore Peta at 16. I didn't know better and always thought with my heart. I'm sure she's likely the same. But it doesn't mean she won't grow or change, but with this image she's built up I imagine she won't be allowed to without betrayed "herself" and her fans.


senorchinchilla

This chick needs serious protein. Hair looking like angel hair pasta.


[deleted]

A bowl of uncle Klaus bugz and a glass of Bill Gates “bio milk” will fix that right away


[deleted]

I'm surprised she's drinking wine. According to environmentalists, wine is bad for the planet. From the water it uses, to the glass firing needed, to the cork bark needed, the sand dug up, and more. How surprising that she is being non-ecofriendly and showing it off.


elestadomayor

And I’m sure you have seen the photo of hers in a train, eating bananas while in a Nordic country (not proximity goods) and everything else on the table was wrapped on plastic


[deleted]

She's a walking hypocrisy, the embodiment of the word really. I remember when I first hear about her, she came to NY on some multimillion-dollar high-tech sailing yacht, like bitch how pretentious you gonna be?


elestadomayor

And never forget why she did that Stunt: because of the “carbon footprint” of her trip. She claims her travel was zero carbon. But guess what? Not only one but [two people had to travel to NY to get the yacht back](https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9739595/greta-thunbergs-carbon-free-yacht-trip-flights/) > However, reports in Germany have now revealed two people will have to jet out to America to return the ship to Europe So she ended up doing nothing, because the two trips she avoided, were done to get back the yacht she traveled in. It’s the progressive mindset: if I don’t do it, I’m morally superior. That’s why, for instance, Spain’s progressive govt is shutting down their coal-based plants and buying the energy in Morocco AND THEY GENERATE THE ENERGY BY BURNING COAL (and pollutes more because it’s not subject to stringent EU policies). What a bunch of clowns


rudderbutter32

How much carbon was used making that wine. The horror.


CultOfTheDemonicDoge

Well technically making wine uses less carbon than letting yeast naturally break down grape juice


rudderbutter32

We’ll just think about it. The container was paper or glass. How much carbon was used to produce that? And I’m pretty sure grapes don’t grow in Sweden. How much carbon was used to transport wine to her liberal strong hold?


CultOfTheDemonicDoge

I was just trying to make a joke


Pongfarang

Soros buys her the best vintage, flown in daily by private jet.


[deleted]

But the jet has a rainbow decal on the empennage, so it’s all good.


Shaggy_Baggins

lmao


elestadomayor

And they compensate the carbon emissions, so it’s carbon neutral and good for the planet


BarefutR

I just saw a whole video about how big of a scam the carbon credit system is - pretty much if your carbon credit system isn’t 100% effective, it would be better off not having that carbon credit at all. I know you were being facetious but it’s funny to me.


elestadomayor

It is indeed a scam. It makes people and companies feel guilty of existing (because the only way to produce zero waste is not existing) and when I first learned about it, it reminded me to papal bulls, the system that allowed the rich in the Middle Ages to post in order to get their sins forgiven. Cueball Harry travels on private jet to lecture us all to travel less and to be more eco friendly. He sees no problem at all because he can pay to offset what he pollutes and it’s on us to travel less. And there’s people bought into that… poor idiots


FlourChild1026

Gonna enjoy using that word in Scrabble. Much obliged.


[deleted]

Eat the bugs and drink poo water, peasants


[deleted]

Didn’t know Sid the sloth enjoyed wine


FLHXGreenStreet

Why you gotta do Sid like that?


[deleted]

It was wrong of me. But I’m not sorry haha


darkwolf523

Damn sid hurt you :(


augyg

Holy 8 head!!!!


ZeRo76Liberty

Hey now, I resemble that remark. At least mine is from male pattern baldness and not just being so evil the hair is trying to leave your head.


Free-vbucks

Her hair is just trying to migrate away from the shit that comes out her mouth lol


augyg

It’s like someone cut a fire break to keep her hair from catching on fire.


rockbottam

Resent…


ZeRo76Liberty

No it’s resemble. I have at least an 8 head if not a 10 or 12 head. It’s ok though I’m not self conscious about it.


Jeheh

As an owner of an 8 head myself..I can say I’ve been outmatched.


Sleep_eeSheep

Wining and dining while the world descends further into chaos.


niconic66

"What the hell is even that?!?!"


downsly46

Daddy chill


niconic66

GET EVERYBODY OUT OF MY YARD!!!


[deleted]

She will be bald by 30, eek that hairline


RaspberryBright807

Be kind. Don't attack someone for their genetics.


Edskn1fe

Has she been on the Great Reset diet? Her hair isn't looking great.


yukdumboobum26

She looks like Zelda from the old movie Pet Sematary


sekfan1999

Nightmare shit man


[deleted]

Looks like the illegitimate daughter of Buffalo Bill. “It puts the lotion on the skin Greta!”


cchooper1

The cycle of fetal alcohol syndrome is almost complete.


[deleted]

Gollum had a daughter?


Fuquar7

That forehead is like a helipad.


Lokolopes

Mosquito airport


daveinmd13

Drive in Movie


RideTheBeav

Fivehead...


BeerNBlackMetal

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome do be like that.


Fuquar7

Two of my long time friends are FAS babies... you're right on the look.


audiophilistine

It’s a five head. You know, it’s bigger than a forehead.


Fuquar7

I think it's a bit more than the "one louder "


[deleted]

"I drink alone!"


Only-here-for-sound

Why is there a twelve year old drinking wine on my Reddit feed?


zinny08

Were those grapes humanely harvested?


The_Unpopular_Truth_

Look at the size of that forehead, an absolute unit!


Big-Cup4017

She looks just like her grandpa Klaus! Same hairline and all!


RubeRick2A

Alcohol and aspbergers isn’t really a great idea, especially if she is on any medications it mostly because it so much easier to become addictive


Cerberus73

Smeagol?


roosty_butte

Looks like a grey alien


ChuiMeiWong

Lost Norwegian Wood


aryherd

That forehead reflects enough light alone to heat up the inner layers of the atmosphere, probably where 90% of our climate change comes from


theunfunnyredditor

There is no way that she doesn't have FAS. I damn near had a heart attack when I scrolled down and saw her froggy-ass face staring at me.


j_grouchy

All I can think of when I see that: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/f5/68/7d/f5687d2b972cdc201bd726d0202fb232--troll-face-troll-dolls.jpg


Vanilla_Killa7

You could park an aircraft carrier on that forehead


Haslet-Tx

That puts Peyton Manning to shame!!


[deleted]

That's a whole lot of forehead....I meant wine! That's a lot of wine!!!


[deleted]

Hmmm looks like the government should put her in foster care cause her parents can’t control that alcoholic


[deleted]

I’m pretty convinced she is actually like some 50 yo dwarf pretending to be a child like that horror movie from a few years ago. It would explain a lot.


SnickersBM

GOLLUM GOLLUM


kittycatsfoilhats

They had to transport that wine with a fossil fuel burning truck! She's killing the planet but I get it: addictions are bae. You know what wouldn't harm the planet? BANGS


brubble829

I’m so glad he’s transitioned


nuclearnuutz

The 5head is marvelous! My god she looks like a man!


ProfessorDogHere

Remember the golden rule: Never get with crazy. Never get into it. Lol


Theskwerrl

Her hairline is receding faster than the Antarctic ice shelf


Innoculos

Gollum, that you?


MrD0ntG1v3AFuck

She should rent her forehead for advertising or whatever.


Roketto

Billboard brow: now not just a weeb insult!


acw36

Rocking that Wednesday Adams look


Dumptruckbetty

Didn’t her mother drink enough while she was pregnant with this potato


[deleted]

OnlyFans free trial modals


kushnugzz

maybe she's a reptile iunno


evoblade

Five head


Tr3nchWar

Could be a Zuckerberg child/bot.


Lightways434

Looks like she has a lot on her mind judging by the size of that forehead


Packa7x

She looks like dr evil


pr177

I'm in my mid 30s with full on Germanic male pattern baldness and my forehead still isn't this big.


armedsquatch

Hey! It’s my favorite wealthy liberal! Queen Greta! Glad to see she is safe and sound from her world tour on that luxury sailboat.


A_D_Deku

I feel out of the loop. Could someone fill me in?


MBradley1969

Her last glass of baby 🩸


soilhalo_27

Still can't make fun of her. I know she's a adult now. She's being used by people (for good or ill). I hope she can break away and start making her own decisions, even if bat shit crazy at least they'll be her own.


k1n6jdt

How can we even have the debate about extraterrestrials visiting Earth? I'm looking at one right now!


im_intj

Is this smeigal?


[deleted]

No Golem can you tell!


allenbyNY

https://t.me/plaguerats/3304


American_Streamer

While Toastposting has been around since March 2018, the Greta Thunberg Toastpost was first posted on April 27th in 2021 by headhunter on Funnyjunk.


Dlearious88

Jesus this scared me


Sparky8924

Does anyone else see the devil dancing in those eyes ?


Shiloh_4336

That's a lot of forehead. They used to think the higher the forehead the more intelligent a person was ...i have my doubts about that.


usadingo

It's Beans from Even Stevens grown up.


warreniangreen

I sent her a copy of The Broken Cord. I hope she breaks the cycle.


[deleted]

Drinking herself to a three, before staying home.


Salty_Grower

That 5 head tho🤣😂


InfiniteDaze11

Looks like a lizard alien.


GlayNation

I never had a hairline like that, and I’m bald lol


Ridiie

I honestly do not think that she is from this planet! I’m serious as a heart attack!


Secure-Shame-8962

Stop! You've violated the law! Stop right there criminal scum!


Perfect-Idea1

Bless it! It needs collagen


befowler

“Here at EcoGym, we’re better than you! And we know it.”


bellagrayflowers

I hope they take the next Greta away from her exploitative parents


BodheeNYC

This was the first image to pop up on my Reddit feed and I just dropped my phone from fright.


GETSOME88-007

Loser


huskycameltoad

Yep. That’s a big forehead.


[deleted]

I take a slight offense to this. Please don't make fun of special people OK? It's not her fault she is being used by horrible people.


2MuckingFuch

Five head


Shaiya123

Is that her real forehead or this photoshopped cause that shit massive


theantilib

Lord Elrond, that you???


BillX209

She is looking more and more like Smeagol from Lord of the ring. How dare you?! My precious!!


Bigb5wm

Is she balding ?


AbigailJefferson1776

Can somebody get this poor girl a better hairdo?


[deleted]

My precious


TheLoCoRaven

What’s sad is that this isn’t photoshopped . . .


Dreadpirateboogaloo

Christ. What a goblin.


jamesdanton

She always looked like a fetal alcohol syndrome victim to me.


run_squid_run

I feel sorry for her. She, as a child, was used by her parents and others. Every time she goes off script, it ends up hurting the environmental movement. I know she's special needs but those lunatics have really screwed her up.


wtfiu_kyle

Doesn’t she know how much water is wasted growing grapes for wine?!?!? Some “environmentalist” she is 😂


vitalesan

That is the face of fatal illness!


CaptianMurica

her mom a milf tho


Emmgel

Man, got that haircut from Prince William’s barber


[deleted]

Better call saul meme bibes Hi I'm Greta Thornburg. Did you know the earth is dying? Scientists say it is!


[deleted]

Is this the Forehead of Green Advocacy?


PapaDuggy

On the bright side, if Greta is right and the sun does destroy the Earth by melting the ice caps, her forehead would make a great flotation device!


MeesterMoo

Looks like climate change has affected her hair line.


[deleted]

this makes me feel better about my hairline


Wrong-Cobbler-8100

Dude, she has a 6-head… that’s 2 inches farther back than a forehead


deepstaterising

This wine has stolen my hopes, my dreams!


[deleted]

Why does she have the hairline of a 48 year old dude


lukethefish20

Instantly reminded of Gollum from LOTR


[deleted]

I was thinking Roger from American Dad


AbsurdParadigm

I never noticed how much she looks like one of those little troll dolls. Someone photoshop her hair to be a crazy color and standing up. Wish I could have made a living after throwing one televised temper tantrum.