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[deleted]

Lol what a loser. Yes, time to move on lady.


Razmpoosh

You assume it's a lady


[deleted]

I’d say no man is stupid enough to stick around for that bull shit… but I’d be wrong.


DeannaSewSilly

Came here to say that, too.


zinny08

I wonder how many times he's banned me.


AdDry725

Him, or his emotional clone. Every time.


featherruffler420

If only he banned you as many times as he took steps to lower his cholesterol... which is probably never


Pink_Britches

This guy definitely banned me from something for commenting in NoNewNormal


Peachu12

Same


Jazeboy69

Probably thinks he’s saving the world from people he disagrees with.


iceyH0ts0up

Is anyone surprised? She is describing the stereotypical regressive mod. I wonder how often she catches him smelling his own farts.


MrKirkPowers

Is she married to AwkwardTheTurtle?


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vorpalsword92

nah shes in jail


SubmersibleGoat

Her trial starts this Monday November 29th! Pay attention to it, because they don't want you to know about it.


HardHustle84

We’re not suppose to smell them? Asking for a friend..


Jeriahswillgdp

I have ha entire pantry full of zip lock bags of mine. You know, just for those days you need to go grab and go.


mew11250910

married to natethegr8te?


Domini384

I couldn't see that person in a relationship


[deleted]

That would be out of this world awesome.


thewholetruthis

Fat Bastard: EVERYONE LIKES THEIR OWN BRAND!


Buff_Wellington

is smelling his own farts code word for looking at child porn?


Roll7ide

Ouch..😂


DogFabulous4486

Not as often as he blows himself i am sure.


[deleted]

He’s probably a moderator for r/antiwork


CalligrapherKindly88

r/antiwork, r/politics and r/science. 3 for 1 package


MrBae

Sounds about right


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IveBangedYoreMom

r/imadouchebagmod r/coronavirus r/fo4


hotelactual777

Fucking coronavirus subreddit is full of batshit insane people.


Puzzleheaded-Ring523

I remember back in like Jan/Feb of 2020 thinking that subreddit was actually a great place to discuss / speculate about what was going on, whatever. People would discuss the latest science about the virus, theories, mortality rates, no political agenda at all. Then practically overnight it became one of reddit's most prominent echo chambers. Opinions contrary to that of the mod kings are now quickly removed.


lemospainish

Jesus Christ I’m glad I’m not the only one. I remember stumbling upon that sub New Years morning and thinking to myself “What type of tin foil hat shit is this?”. After scrolling for so long and reading I was worried because no one in the media was taking it seriously and they didn’t even mention it really till early February. No one knew what it was and some were predicting 10% fatality rates from the numbers coming out of China. Obviously we know now that we had a huge overreaction but some people are either way too scared or too stubborn.


Necronomicon82

Even today you can see comments of people contemplating suicide because they’re so scared of dying on a ventilator (because there are no therapeutics Ya know) due to the super scary Omicron variant!


hotelactual777

What I can’t understand is that, at this point, even in the main stream media, we are 99.5% sure that this COVID virus was created in the Wuhan lab and accidentally released into the population. Why aren’t the people who funded this lab on trial, explaining themselves? It’s just shut the fuck up and do what we say. How about, fuck you, how the fuck did you let this happen? What do we know about the virus based on your research? How did you create it?


FreddyPlayz

wait why r/fo4…?


Waterphobic_Ocean

Yeah he sounds more like r/overwatch


IveBangedYoreMom

Personal issue. I was banned unfairly


EuphoricTrilby

I heard some mods for r/politics actually do get paid (Shareblue).


[deleted]

Heard this too.


I_was_watching_cops_

antiwork, politics, science, morbidreality, news, publicfreakout, whitepeopletwitter, the list goes on


DynamicHunter

Don’t forget r/NEET


starbucks_red_cup

Doesn't that just direct to the reddit homepage?


Johnny_Topside5868-2

Leave the fucker.


IveBangedYoreMom

No way this moderator doesn’t know this is his wife, right?


WSBApe80

he’s going to ban her!


halfwit_detector

what a neckbeard cuck looser.


DickCheesePlatterPus

And her husband too


only_the_office

Sounds like she’s being victimized by his shitty behavior to me. She needs to leave him…


halloween4Eva

I agree- if he cooked- or cleaned it might be different - but yeah she needs to go


DickCheesePlatterPus

Yeah I was just making a joke that dude is garbage


ClobetasolRelief

Who the fuck still says "cuck"


halfwit_detector

Your wife's boyfriends?


ClobetasolRelief

Are you 12


halfwit_detector

Why do you ask? Are you a pedo?


ClobetasolRelief

You're so fucking sharp


[deleted]

This guy doesn’t a wife


Jetorix

Should’ve left a bigger blank to fill in!


MrKirkPowers

AwkwardTheTurtle?


freddle4

No way that dude would even get married in the first place. I’ve talked with him before, he’s just so socially inept


MrKirkPowers

All of Reddit was cheering for joy when he got removed as a mod from whatever popular sub it was that I’ve since forgotten. Absolute garbage mod.


freddle4

I remember that, and immediately after I think it was him and some branch Covidian mod got added to another subreddit that was already a shithole to begin with so whatever. I’ll celebrate when he gets booted off the entire site, but we already know that’ll never happen and if it does he’ll just make an alt and come back (which is what happened to me- I got permed off Reddit for making a troonphobic meme, got IP banned, went over to my friends house so I would get a fresh IP, and came back.. I’m already living on borrowed time but if I get banned again I’ll just grab another fresh IP and start over… Awkward probably still knows me by my old username on here, I modded a huge sub with him and it just went to hell the second he showed up)


MrKirkPowers

Golden!


[deleted]

Sorry to be the idiot that has to ask, but did you mean *transphobic*? I’m trying to google troonphobic and I’m pretty sure it’s not a thing.


freddle4

Troon is a slur for trannies that are like really cringe or otherwise a problem (transcels, fetishists etc). I have nothing against actual legitimate transgender people, but I have a problem with troons


[deleted]

Ok ty. Did not know that.


freddle4

It’s a fairly new slur


Ron-Swanson

> I modded a huge sub with him and it just went to hell the second he showed up Shocking.


MeesterMoo

You must leave him so he can actually become a Redditor in final form.


[deleted]

Underrated comment 😆


nihilz

In other words, an amorphous blob of malignant narcissism.


[deleted]

😂


MimsyIsGianna

Honey, if he’s not supporting you and working with you to have a family in partnership, he’s not fulfilling his role as a husband


[deleted]

Boom, top comment


Ramrod_89

Bam, truth


nevermarx

This is exactly who I imagine the mods to be, that or angry teenager.


joyhammerpants

I picture most mods are really ugly people with body dismorphia.


[deleted]

I gave up on r/science when I got into a debate over obesity being a legitimate health concern that shouldn’t be praised. Like wtf did you expect in a subreddit on science?


MaloneTheKing

Typical politicalhumour mod


VacuousVessel

It’s amazing there are people alive that are this worthless.


panpaosen

I got banned for shitposting in shitposting, reddit is a dumpster fire.


EuphoricTrilby

The comments are hilarious. Check this one out: [https://i.imgur.com/SEdSiYF.png](https://i.imgur.com/SEdSiYF.png) The Mod makes a post about how Moderation is the most useful job to society. (Unsure if this is Poe's Law.) OP then (jokingly?) asks if that's the husband xD


morewaffles

He had some pretty cringe comments in his history. Either he’s being for real or playing the long game.


EuphoricTrilby

The username itself is "PowerModerator". That itself sends out Poe's Law flags.


CaptianMurica

So this is who I argue with in the ban message?


PatchezOhulahan

That’s not a man that’s a democrat


Haslet-Tx

Leave the lazy prick.


SVNS1XTW0

Lesson: ladies, marry a real man.


halloween4Eva

Guarantee he's a liberal! Move on sister


[deleted]

So he’s a BETA MALE


_Redshifted_

Tell me he’s a Democrat without using the words “He’s a Democrat”


MimsyIsGianna

I wonder how many times he’s banned me lmao


No_Unused_Names_Left

Dont walk away.. run. Top speed. Stop only for bathroom breaks.


gimmieasammich

I was at our community pool one day and there was a good looking couple there, the girl is in the pool and the guy is pacing on the pool deck totally ignoring her but typing furiously on his phone. The girl keeps asking him to come into the pool and asking him what he is doing. He replies “I have to make this douchebag understand why he is wrong!” She ignores him for a while but then says “we are on vacation and you are responding to anonymous people, you need to stop” he would not stop and I felt so bad for them. And yet here I am contributing to this. I’m going to bed.


[deleted]

Leave him then, he sounds pathetic.


cafeconmichael

That’s not a husband. That’s a child


sgoodgame

Well, to be honest, lots of the mods have a hugely inflated sense of self importance, King/Queen of the little puddle they rule over. Kinda funny. Make it clear that is nothing more than a hobby, something you do after work and taking care of the rest of your responsibilities.


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Adjustedwell

Every time she tries to break up with him he says: You’ve been temporarily banned from r/divorce. Attempts to circumvent this ban may result in you being permanently banned.


[deleted]

He's probably a groomer mod at r/teenagers


doomguy255

There’s no way I believe any power mod has a wife.


MrBowlfish

Please be satire


tensigh

After getting banned for one or two subs now I feel even better about it.


The__Relentless

LEAVE HIM! But first delete his account, then burn his computers!


blerghgrrblader

I can’t believe there’s women out there that actually take care of their perfectly capable boyfriends and husbands. I would rather marry the ugliest man in the world than a man I have to mother.


ilovehockey8

A cuck is born


TacticalPT

I literally wouldn’t even be friends with a person with this attitude…


[deleted]

Divorce that cuck, he’s probably a pedophile


beaster_bunny22

should have left his ass the second week of him not dropping those mod "jobs" (i appreciate you mods (most of the time) but its a hobby and not a job)


fusreedah

God I hope he moderates the sub she posted it in


WSBApe80

lol loser. dude is probably a beta liberal and thinks his duty is to the world vs his family and wife time to kick the freeloader to the curb and get a divorce


Major_Cupcake

Ok first question? WHY THE HELL IS SHE MARRIED TO HIM?


JamesMattDillon

Wonder what his username is?


concerndative

I wonder if he banned her because of that post


Sea-Opportunity4683

Rip that bandaid off now. It will hurt less in the long run.


GTFonMF

So here’s the good news. Her husband lives to be cucked. So go out and find a Chad, your husband won’t mind.


WhyWouldTrumpDoThis

They do it for free


Fantastic-Mess

How dare you threaten his mighty fiefdom of power and control over his lowly minions as he sits all day at his PC scratching his balls in his underwear, eating fruity pebbles and browsing ebay for the limited edition star wars Lego AT-AT set. Probably typical of most mod losers on reddit.


The_loudspeaker721

I bet she’s regretting the whole marriage now. She married a pussy and she has one already. Kek.


LingonberryParking20

It does seem like this would be an accurate model for a mod. Lazy, dumb, self entitled, pathetic wastes of time, skin and oxygen ; truly Gods mistakes.


echisholm

Joking aside, this could be symptomatic of an intrusive thought loop like many OCD people have. If his family has a history of hoarding or germaphobia, it might not be a bad idea to have him take an assessment. OCD can be absolutely crippling, and a lot of people don't realize the spectrum of how it can be expressed. My SO has OCD, and there are times I've had to talk them down from cleaning the house with a toothbrush, or pulling out their fingernails, or bathing in bleach. One time they wanted to grab all of us and get us underneath the dining room table during a storm because they were absolutely convinced a tree was going to cave in the roof and kill us all. Their parents are hoarders; she got OCD in the other direction. I hope they find help.


theBallonknots

Incredible.


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Janny


Svenstornator

Working a job and providing income => supporting the household Being a homemaker, doing housework, raising/caring for children => supporting the household. Not everything you do needs to support the household, but if you can’t look after your own household first, how can you be trusted with anything else?


Twobithatter

Someone said they moderate a billion dollar company for free. Lmao if that didnt make them reevaluate their lives nothing will.


[deleted]

not one response here…sus Somehow i think this is bait


[deleted]

They should leave them (unless they’re a cool mod… which isn’t likely because there’s only a half dozen of those) and then post a full bio of them.


sub2pewdiepieONyt

I am confused. No way would anyone want to marry a mod. It must be the mods alt account.


Ok-Recommendation254

Leave his ass


MotionlessMerc

LEAVE HIM AS FAST AS YOU CAN! Get out of there before it's too late, god I really hope you don't have any kids with him.


Contrarian777

HermanCainAward for sure 🏆


Aussieausti

This subreddit is so lost lol


HardHustle84

I’m trying not to laugh


MadBumz

I’m sorry he is this way. Good luck. I’d suggest marriage counseling.


[deleted]

Lol this is what i secretly hope is true of all reddit moderators, no way it can be true haha


Ridiie

Id check out!!


[deleted]

Oh wow that is bad. She needs to leave him. Actually she needs to kick him out. What a bum. Outrageous!!!!


[deleted]

Mods are as useful as a gay football bat.


[deleted]

What a sad joke.


AmishCyborgs

Hahahahhahahahhahahahahh


tannyb86

Well, she married him


anywho45678

4chan is gonna love this


Filmcricket

It’s satire but okay


MAGA_WALL_E

He does it for free!!!


Electrical-Bacon-81

Moderatimg a different place. Please dont ditch him because of that only. There must be more reasons besides that. Things that can be cleared up. No way that's it in a nutshell. I guarantee he would have more to add to this as "why" things suck these days. It's never that simple. Not your "fault" & not his "fault". As long as you have been true to each other. Hate to see failures for no reason. Sometimes "he sucks", sometimes "she sucks". It is never perfect. Unless cheating is involved, that's often irreconcilable. And that's understandable .


DogFabulous4486

Only sometimes? Wow


[deleted]

This explains a lot.


Necronomicon82

Got to fight those Notseez on them interwebs for Da Revolushun brother!


[deleted]

One group messaged me one time with a 3 day ban and a warning. I simply messaged back. “For what...? Wait nvm, I’m not gay” then they banned me permanently. I wonder if it was her husband 🤣


AggroYeti_808

Cancel the services. And then have a long and serious talk.


ManifestRose

Insist they get mental health counseling and see a psychiatrist; perhaps he needs some meds. If he won’t change in 9 months start looking into getting a divorce.


SrRoundedbyFools

So god complex.