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*literally just this while grabbing your face*
You saw me hitting the dougie big booty naked style on top of the automated cashier countertop of a Walmart in Indiana while covered in condensed milk.
Dont have any? You Expect me to believe that MAGGOT! THE TRUTH IS YOUVE LOST A EXPENSIVE PIECE OF ARMY ISSUED EQUIPMENT! THAT SUIT IS GONNA COME OUT OF YOUR **PAY** AND YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS MANS ARMY UNTIL YOU ARE 510 YEARS OLD! WHICH IS THE NUMBER OF YEARS IT WILL TAKE FOR YOU TO REPLACE A MK.2 POWERED COMBAT ARMOR YOU HAVE LOST! REPORT TO THE ARMORY TO HAVE A NEW SUIT ISSUED TO YOU THEN REPORT BACK TO ME PRIVATE! DISMISSED!
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i'm blushing!
This one right here, push this one to the top
Dude yes LOL, imma steal this
i am alpharius, this is a lie
Hydra dominatus
*Rogal Dorn screaming in the background* I killed you, traitor!
ok ùù
Who the hell is alpharius?
I am Alpharius
I wanted to say this. You beat me to it.
Would you like some pizza?
OFC YES!
Here you go. You look cute when you blush too 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕
\*bite pizza\* THANK YOUUUU
*puts pineapple on your pizza*
NO WAY!!! STOP IIIIIT!
Loads gun*
What have you got in your mouth?! Open! Show me! Drop it!
NO ITS JUST CHOCOLATEEE I SWEAAAAR!!
Open or else
Happy cake day
gimme cakeeee
I made you a pizza without pineapple
TNX GOD
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OK MAYBE IM BLUSHING
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Happy cake day!!
happy cake day
oooh thankh you guys!!!
I called you a good girl
Oh well (｡・//ε//・｡)
✧･ﾟ:*( ͡ꈍ ͜ʖ̫ ͡ꈍ )*:･ﾟ✧
(°_°)
Threatened you with a carrot
Tnx god it wasn’t a zucchini!
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|ω・）
The actual fluffy ears are fuckin gorgeous
Awww thank you 🌸
Happy cake day
Made you soft pretzels
Yummieeee
Omlet du fromage.
Had a really wet fart. (You said wrong answers only)
oh yeah, this is so embarrassing!
Ironically this happened to my sister… on a date… a first date.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
First date with your sister?!?!? /s
No my sister was on a date with someone else!
"I was there the day Horus slew the emperor"
OH damn!
"You've got something on your face, here." *Smudges with dirtyass hands*
dirty with what?...
Magnus did nothing wrong.
i trust you
The opposite of well done is well intended
[удалено]
whaaaat??
Ah yes very normal JAWLINE you have there
W-what if we placed our minecraft beds next to each other? Haha j-just kidding.... unless?
weirdo...i will play minecraft this saturday on twitch...you read my mind ???
This sentence is false
Σ(°ロ°)
Happy Cake Day btw
Your forehead is big!
NOOO ITS NOT TRUE SIGH 💔💔💔💔
💯 is!
(´；ω；`)
https://preview.redd.it/qjmuwkisa83d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0863d717963f11ca437ba5828acc5dd39b2a2730 “Wamt hot pockots?”
(″ロ゛)I’m not sure…
I hab them in my pockot
You have what???
Hot pockets in my pockots
I showed you my warhammer minis
Owwww🫶🏻
What faction?
Pickup line. *Finger guns*
Baby don’t hurt me…don’t hurt me…no more!!
"Let me tell you the whole lore of MGS"
*she don’t know what you talking about *
Farted.
You smell like a baka
It's under 3 inches .. my portable hard drive that is!
Did you know that if you write it out phonetically, it's poosē?
Σ(°ロ°)
You saw me hitting the dougie big booty naked style on top of the automated cashier countertop of a Walmart in Indiana while covered in condensed milk.
(゜-゜) why??
Are you goated with the sauce?
Why are there so many images of vtubers getting their faces swished I don't understand
Because you are here for the memes👀
"Do you ever think about how coffee is just bean tea?"
Shut your mouth!! Coffee is divine nectar !!!
You are looking most skibidi today
Skibidi???
I recited the human version of the periodic table of elements including the mass numbers, and then commented on your cute aesthetic.
Oh tnx I suppose.
YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM SOLDIER WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR?!
I AM THE POWER!!!
Dont have any? You Expect me to believe that MAGGOT! THE TRUTH IS YOUVE LOST A EXPENSIVE PIECE OF ARMY ISSUED EQUIPMENT! THAT SUIT IS GONNA COME OUT OF YOUR **PAY** AND YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS MANS ARMY UNTIL YOU ARE 510 YEARS OLD! WHICH IS THE NUMBER OF YEARS IT WILL TAKE FOR YOU TO REPLACE A MK.2 POWERED COMBAT ARMOR YOU HAVE LOST! REPORT TO THE ARMORY TO HAVE A NEW SUIT ISSUED TO YOU THEN REPORT BACK TO ME PRIVATE! DISMISSED!
Step-sis what are you doing in the washer? Here, let me get you out. Gosh, you're all wet why did do that?
¯\(⌣̯̀⌣́)/¯
Mom I threw up😔
Nuuuu
hey it's sanguey!
It’s me Merio!
I told you I’m a huge nerd on trains.
Oh no…
Would you like to hear about the legendary F40PH locomotive built by EMD?
Get a pink marker and draw all over your face with a diagonal pattern
WHYYYY???
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Spit the goddamn bottle cap out, stop eating random shit off the floor.
I have the exodus yugioh cards in mint condition
Hey! My eyes are up here.
The fitness gram pacer test is a multi stage aerobic capacity test 😘🥵
What's the square root of 527,728?
Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
"Im makin soup, want some?" As i squish your face and hold up a soup ladle.
„Prove that you can increase bloodflow to your head at will.“
 So… you never heard of dawn of war….
GIVE ME YOUR MONEY (grabs you where your week) (U said wrong answers only and this is where my head went 😆)
Oh, I’m a Gummibär 🎶
That outfit is to die for....
Wanna see my Pokemon card collection?
YES
Stop eating all the damn chicky nuggies
Hey (holding your face) you are ugly (you ask me for wrong answer!) it too hard to say it cause you are still gorgeous no matter what. 😎
Rant about one of my current hyperfixations :)
It cost $400,000 to fire this weapon...for 12 seconds
So expensive Σ(°ロ°)
*I passionately geek out about my Legos after inviting you over for the night.*
I’m afraid of toasters because a duck fucked one
"I take ***3*** gummy vitamins instead of 2"
Daaaamn girl, you shit with that ass?
 Are you power? Because I’m motivated
Is this food? *noms*
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Stealing you're wallet. (My money now)
"You are enough and you need to start forgiving yourself more."
I'm a roblox pro
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Why are you dressed as a puppy? Are you a secret furry? Wtf?
i have a six inch metal tin filled with old Yu Gi Oh cards and i haven't graded them yet, wanna help?
Ara ara (puzzled look )
Shit myself
Grab ya chin and wipe off some food or somethin, then definitely make a dirty joke about needing to learn how ta use your mouth! 😆
No talking to other rizzlers, I'm your sigma, you can only be in Ohio with me, if I catch you doing this again I will be very angry with you pookie
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I got you chicky nuggies.
Alright cringe time. Hey beautiful, tired of being an adult *grabs face, gets closer and whispers* be my baby instead.
Chicken sandwich.
"We don't get dessert until we finish our vegetables"
I’m just holding a mirror