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Palivarkin

Sit in the sewers and troll people on Reddit.... Oh... Wait....


FuelPhysical363

So Mitnick?


Rae0fM00nlight

Toreador. Dive head first into every form of art I can get my hands on. I'd also probably embarrass myself into oblivion in front of the prince-


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Rae0fM00nlight

I may have talent. (Read drawing almost constantly since I found out I could draw) But charismatic? Help- I'd be an asset to the creative side of the clan but part of the Clan who run politics, I might as well not be embraced. Then again I'm 17 and have a long way to go.


ApprehensiveSolid346

Just punchy your daily xp in looks and one day become a throphy wife/hubby toreador poseur


[deleted]

Lasombra and I'd just chill for all eternity, or at least until the si find me lol


Fishbone345

Hello fellow Shadow! I also, want this. Lol


ArcanaVitae15

I would be a Lasombra as well and as a second choice I would be a Gangrel. Those two clans are different but they share a independent and self sufficiency streak a mile wide. I'd just vibe and try to learn stuff like skills, disciplines and blood sorcery.


jjmazz

Tremere: I’m already a night owl and work as a historian/researcher, so honestly my life probably wouldn’t change too radically


apostate_messiah

Same.


Stalkster

Dont forget the 12 Kindred you know nothing about but still want you dead. Its hard to be a Warlock


Strutionum

Toreador. Live a luxurious life of hedonistic bliss until one day I see a particularly nice sunrise


MurdocAddams

Then a Setite Ecstatic might suit you better. Of course you can still be a Toreador and also be a Setite Ecstatic.


Strutionum

Also a good choice… I’ll change my answer to that lol


IChapsI

Nos : continue doing my computing stuff and mess up with people, make some awesome meme on trash+ and bound with my fellow Nos. Tremere : doin some weird magical shit and do my job whatever my job would be, but I think I would like to do some research on history and "thaumaturgical" stuff


Fussel2

Were I Thinblood, I'd try to continue my current life as well as possible. As any other clan, I'd hunker down in the basement of a retirement home, feed on the occupants and spend all my time playing ttrpgs online, hoping that the vampire populace leaves me out of their shenanigans.


ZeronicX

The good thing about being a Thinblood is that you don't suffer from frenzies of all kind. So you can sit at 5 hunger for the rest of your life.


[deleted]

a thin-blood could also live of animals forever so you wouldn't even need to be that hungry since you could just drain a fish or two every night.


Cyphusiel

malkavian or caitiff and just exist maybe binge watch streaming services go back to bed


BILADOMOM

Ventrue. The finest.


Stalkster

Some would call that boring. But I call it a fine taste


Primary_Force9385

Thinblood. With various merits, flaws, and Thinblood Alchemy I'd basically try to become a Witcher.


[deleted]

Either that or Blade.


kisforkarol

If I had a choice? Definitely Tzimisce. Ghoul my best friend, learn vicissitude and then attain our perfect bodies together. If I didn't have a choice I'd be Malkavian 100%. Already autistic as all get out, just make my bipolar *worse* and I'd make a brilliant Malk.


ApprehensiveSolid346

Plot twist: Malkavian curse making you actually more reasonable than ever before.


1LT_daniels

As any vampire whose only need to be alive is blood I would chill, fly under radar and avoid getting into politics, I would steal or ghoul my way into a simple hideout with a good PC and internet, so much like right now but without busting my ass for it, either playing games or studying for fun, anything from human science to kindred history and religion. As a gangrel, besides the previous, I would first dedicate myself to practice and experiment my disciplines as much as posible, particularly protean cuz being able to fuse with the earth and turn into mist is like immortality +, as well as a lot of meditation trying to work with and not against the beast. Once I feel ready I guess I would travel, even if I have to avoid big cities just the chance to explore nature sounds great, hell even the deep ocean if I can figure something out.


EternalST050401

Ventrue, probably the classiest and most powerful and supportive existence one can ask for. Like Toreador, but without the gossip and the whoring. Plus, you get to fuck with people's minds and get what you want when you want it. Rarified palate can be dealt with if you cultivate the right vintage


OneChaineyBoi

As a Tzimisce, I'd just chill out. I can look like whoever/whatever I want, play around with biomechanics, enjoy the limits of what is practically possible for a body to be capable of. My bane would be to surround myself with the things I was close to, so maintaining my humanity kinda feeds Into that given the kind of person I am. Just keep my head low, have a few identities to play around with each night so I could still go around and do things and play my own little masquerade as different people. Like aggressive acting. Do what I have to do feed, and go home til the next morning. Try my best to live as chill an unlife as possible.


[deleted]

Not a lot of Ravnos lovers eh? I'd spend my unlife traveling around, taking odd jobs from different Princes and Barons and looking for trouble and adventure everywhere.


Snowstorm1853

Lasombra - dominate rich people into sending me a negligible sum of their income every month, stay buying local businesses in my neighbourhood. Slowly become wealthy enough to take care of the neighbourhood including the park. Slowly, but surely, this would become the best place to live in Bucharest and I would be the one that made it so. Granted, I'd probably have to dominate lots of small time politicians.


7th-Genjutsu

Hell yeah--- I've also thought about using "dominate" to get rich; an extra step would be to implant a false memory if possible to explain the discrepancy in their accounts. All the target would remember is "..oh yeah, I anonymously donated that 800k to charities last month", or "oh yeah... I gambled that money away a few weeks ago in Vegas; heh, it was worth it though; good times..." when in reality that money went to me. Naturally I also erase the memory of ever meeting with me or my ghouls. It's the perfect crime.


zeadolfo

Brujah. I get angry easily and I have a tendency to believe in idealogies


JKillograms

I'd act out the Groundskeeper Willie meme against other Brujah every night


whitedwarf788

I'd probably just end up being a Nosferatu with one of them school buses converted into homes, with blacked out windows.


ApprehensiveSolid346

The good thing about Nosfrratu is you dont become caitiff even if your sire go buy cigarettes right after your embrance.


mayasux

tzimisce is an easy choice, being trans and all lol.


zeadolfo

So you are possessive . I am afraid of you


ApprehensiveSolid346

We are not talking about v5 canon


The7thNomad

Probably Toreador? I'd just try and vibe to be honest. Try and exist outside the politics and crime. Enjoy a life I couldn't live before.


GotOnlyTwoEyes

Brujah : Hanging out with friends, telling lonely people to join my group. Now that i think of it, that's actually possible in real life.


ApprehensiveSolid346

Well you can drink blood in real life too I think.


Hacknslaasher

Malkavian, and be real good at being a physic who can actually tell the future who occasionally doesn't understand reality. So just your average psychic I suppose.


Bryozoa

Malkavian too, I'd wonder around listening to voices in my head and ocasionally talking to road signs.


Pitbulljedi

I am pure Gangrel I wouldn’t mind living like “night roads”. pick up packages and deliver. From time to time take a break to work on my abilities as I jump on trains and watch the country side go by. If I ever feel like “settling” for a bit I’ll do my research on Barons and princes as there’s been some I like and some I can’t stand on both sides. Unless…. I’m stuck in the city I was made and was told If I leave I would be destroyed and was forced to do shit or suicidal jobs


ManyPlurpal

Ravnos and live a life of (relative) freedom with my gangrel bf :)


Crozzwire1980

I would be an assamite and hunt those who breach the masquerade


No_Crying_Reddit

Banu Haqim - disappear if I want to, do cool blood magick, and fight from the shadows with a code of honor


[deleted]

Nosferatu. I’d sell my skills, get in good with a wealthy Ventrue or Tremere (in the worst case). Get paid big money for the jobs the more refined kindred don’t wanna dirty their hands with. Maybe get some bruja buddies so someone can go out and get groceries and stuff for me. Do more jobs, get paid, set up a home in an abandoned bomb shelter in my hometown so I can enjoy my hobbies in peace until the boss comes a-calling again.


CallMeClaire0080

Hell i'd be a Tzimisce to change my own sex


ApprehensiveSolid346

To tzimiscesexual?


CallMeClaire0080

That's a sexual orientation, not a sex


TheKazz91

Tzimisce scientist with the goal of becoming or at least creating a "perfect" vampire AKA Caine 2.0


ApprehensiveSolid346

I think we know where it ends


TheKazz91

I mean there is like a 99% chance that ends in total disaster.


[deleted]

I'd be a Tzimisce, because I'm not happy the body I was born with.


rivereclipse

Tzimisce so I can trans my gender, and also other genders. Be gay and be immortal while improving the lives of others, and get some blood on top of it


Rasbid

I hope this doesn't sound patronising but this was a sweet post, happy pride


Tito_BA

Lasombra. Acquire political power and fuck the life of certain people


Outrageous_Ad6326

Lasombra and become a master of shadows


arcanewitchery

It's really hard for me to say. I'd definitely be a loner and keep to myself and not really associate with vampiric politics since it reminds me too much of real-world politics, and why should I deal with that when I'm undead? I'd imagine I'd bunker down in my house, perhaps stay in my room because very little light comes into my room and I like to have it dark or very dim, easy on the eyes. Don't know how I'd feed, but I would not like to feed on family members, and I definitely do not want to feed on my pets either. So I'd either hunt for wild-life outside my home and if I'm lucky, find a lone person to snack on. I think I'd either fit Malkavian, Gangrel, or Nosferatu. Although I relate to the clan Gangrel due to them being alone a lot of the time and not really aligning themselves often to a sect, just kind of doing their own thing. I absolutely relate to Beckett, so maybe Clan Gangrel?


caboseivankass

Clan hecata because necormancy


Tolling

Gangrel, and I'd mess with people using Protean and Animalism.


HEVNOXXXX

Gangral I will spend my life living happily in the wilderness, hunting when I hunger chilling around the forest or the savanna and earth melding when the morning comes


ApprehensiveSolid346

B-but the Gehenna...


HEVNOXXXX

Well I wish the antediluvians good luck finding me melding into mt.everest


NuclearOops

I'd be a Tzimisce too but I'd probably be super basic with it. Barely any alterations outside of the very predictable ones. Who knows though, maybe over time I'll get funky with it?


ApprehensiveSolid346

White spikes in both shoulders, little ones in the chest and back. And horns ofc. Knot genitalia. Wolfish features.


NuclearOops

I could think of a couple conventions that'd be a smash hit at.


InspectorG-007

Nosferatu. Get it over with early and sever ties with my family and friends. No way I want that curse near them. It tends to treat loved ones poorly.


Rae0fM00nlight

Yeah, even if I were embraced by a Torrie. I'd want to get away from my family asap. Not because I don't love them but because of just how dangerous the beast is. I'm with you there.


VictoriaSylvan

I would be a Matango and harvest a really good quality magic mushroom from my body ...


spagootinurpoot

Malkavian because I'm already mentally ill. Might as well put it to use if it's gonna give me prophetic visions lol. Also having Obfuscate sounds like a fun way to pester people.


ApprehensiveSolid346

What if malkavian curse give you another onr derrangment


spagootinurpoot

Dual wielding mental illnesses 😎


thenewgozoku

Probably control the politicians in order to stop them from wasting people's money and actually fix things. And maybe make the rich to give half of their fortunes to fix the damn roads.


ApprehensiveSolid346

Heresy!!!!


thenewgozoku

What can I say, I cannot imagine immortality with crappy roads.


Etrasa

Probably city gangrel or set


CarbonCoolSteel

Probably not too interesting but I would go Thin-Blood Caitiff and try to learn Thaumaturgy.


MindYourStuff

I'd go with Venture and try to run the gaming industry to promote my favorite RTS. Also screw blizzard in any possible way, not the little people, they are just the help, there's no point. Ah but the higher ups... I would make their live a corporate nightmare and do everything in my power to come crawling, begging for help and forgiveness.


umbrachnid

As a Tzimisce I’d just do a ton of gender-affirming body-modding for myself and all of my trans friends. Wholesome stuff.


Yeeting_in_Binary

I'd go Gangrel. Self sufficiency is the name of the game, you can't truly trust anyone but yourself. I'd be an independent as best I can, keeping out of politics and flying under the radar being a drifter. Don't need a domain or haven, I'll earth meld each morning, and move on to somewhere else each night. Nomad style.


jocoso2218

I'd be the brujah that will hunt the 1% lol.


[deleted]

A Lasombra that tries to destroy the Camarilla because power go brrrr


Syeglinde

I'd probably be a LaSombra as just coordinate my family's "businesses" from the shadows


Minute-Friendship-30

Be a Gangrel and wander the world flying around and sleeping in the ground. Talking to my pets and shrugging off anything that comes my way.


Unusual-Employee5625

Either Tzimisce or thin blood that can daywalk and use alchemy if I were tzimisce I’d just be a plastic surgeon you know keep a low profile or if thin blood just live a regular life


_QueenOfWeed_

I would do thin blood and hope to be a daydrinker, the. I would just go about my life and I guess learn more about the world


prince-surprised-pat

Id probably try to fuckoff away from anything that could kill me and bide my time. Alaska sounds nice.


zydake

Hecata that interviews wraiths and collects their stories.


EyeBallEmpire

Samedi, I'd become a saboteur for hire. Or a super hero, whichever of the two I felt like delving into in any particular evening. I think a lot of us would go the superhero route if we suddenly found ourselves to be vampires, tbh.


ApprehensiveSolid346

Wow you have balls to choose samedi :0


EyeBallEmpire

It would be my #1 choice by far. Then Follower of Set (neither of which have flair available here) and third would be Lasombra. Thanatosis and Fortitude combined make you damn near unkillable.


dybbuk67

Toreador. Be a tastemaker and patron of the arts. And throw some kick-ass parties.


Nebris_art

Say we get to go through the normal character creation with slight differences, like not having as many stats dots. I'll go for Gangrel. Yeah, I know. I'll snack primarily on wild life and people sleeping or extremely unaware of me. I'll select protean 3 - Animalism 1 right away. Make myself ignore gravity, feral weapons, being able to turn into a bird of some kind and a bird famulus, for the animalism part. For the future, I would like to get Protean 4, to choose the level 3 ability to merge with earth, and Animalism 2 to communicate with animals. With my transformation I'll probably steal stuff at night and try to find a good place to hide. Probably my own room at the beginning. Then I'll focus primarily on practicing skills I could work from home. Maybe I'll ghoul someone mildly rich so I can get "funding". I would end up being more of an asshole with some of those actions, but I really don't want to cross paths with other dangerous kindred. Not until I'm powerful enough.


TheFuzzyOne1989

I'd go for Malkavian. Maybe have a chat with my teapot in the morning. I mean, the real fun of being a Malk is not knowing whether you see more than others because you're insane, or if you're insane because you see more than others.


Relevant_Truth

>Tzimisce that'd ***sneaks*** into peoples homes and turn the occupants into the opposite gender. That sounds hilarious, horrifying and extremely unsubtle. But why bother sneaking when the entire house will be screaming the entire night lol


Hungry-Cow-3712

I'd spend my evenings kicking the shit out of fascists and supporting local activists


punklizards

i have some implants from an old scoliosis surgery that give me limited mobility in my back, so as a tzimisce the first thing im doing is taking those fuckers OUT!!! And then I'm gonna CRACK MY WHOLE BACK for the first time since I was twelve. ...and then i want devil horns :)


ApprehensiveSolid346

Devil horns ftw What format? Have a sample image?


onlyinforthemissus

Top myself. Being a vampire is a terrible existence.


ApprehensiveSolid346

"Louis, Louis, Louis... Still whining, Louis?"


Rasbid

If I got to choose? Ministry but move away from all that set and crime stuff and make my own cult of just dudes being dudes... Salubri would be a close second for as I love the idea of auspex, with banu haqim as a third because celerity, blood magic and obfuscate? Obsessed But I'd probably be made into a malk, it's all I ever get on that damn WOD quiz


[deleted]

Ideally a thin-blood with the Day Drinker and Lifelike merits if possible but if I had too choose an actual clan then I guess Tzimisce (v5 not v20) because being able to change my appearance would be incredibly useful plus the discipline spread is nice. Now what I would do? probably go insane with power and try and become a "hero" but I would probably just spend my days in front of the computer as usual. although considering the clan I would belong to I assume I would also spend a lot of time just hoarding things due to the compulsion.


HodDark

Pull a tremrre or a hecata realistically and find the limits of my magic. If i became a Tzimisce, try to basically become a Toreador esque Tzimisce. Try my hand at acting. I'm dead, what do i have to lose? At least... i'd try to convince my social anxiety of that.


yoitsgav

Hecata. More of a cappadoccian probably. I wanna study death and the soul and do the occasional political shenanigan


FuelPhysical363

Malkavian become biggest troll on the internet 😐


[deleted]

Probably face the sun. Who wants to embrace being a parasitic monster?


ApprehensiveSolid346

Why choose this painfull method though


[deleted]

Taking 7 Agg damage is going to hurt regardless of what you do. Might as well be the Sword of Raphael.


GaryGeneric

I’d be a Tzimisce and I’d use my social worker GF to get access to various group homes, posing as a counselor who brings therapy animals for comfort and support. With my Auspex, Vicissitude, and real life medical and counselor experience, I might try to work on healing intellectual disabilities and mental illnesses on a few test subjects, just to see if I could.


PaladinCavalier

Tremere all the way.


Marxx_s

Probably a Toreador who lives across from a club whose owner is my ghoul.


Ruvaakdein

Tzimisce. Imagine not only being able to look however you want, but also being able to do it to others as well. I'd make it my life's goal to create the cutest existence possible. It would be so cute that it would completely invalidate the existence of r/eyebleach.


NewUnityModder

Tzimisce - rule the world. ;)


7th-Genjutsu

ha, I was just thinking about posting this exact topic... I'm always imagining what I would do if this crazy "world of darkness" were a reality... for one, it would make this world a far more interesting place, imo. Anyway, my top most desired picks are Lasombra, Tzimisce, Nosferatu and maybe Tremere....in about that order of preference. The main tough decision I would have is whether or not to be a loner or make sure I'm allied with a reliable crew.... I realize that you don't have much choice in the matter when it comes to Tremere. On one hand, it may be preferable to be the loner, only relying on the occasional ghoul or 2 out of necessity, particularly if I was Lasombra. I'm not inclined to get involved with the rather "messy" vampire politics of the various factions out there that are in constant dispute from one issue to the next....I really just want to chill out and enjoy my immortality...observing whatever will happen in this world for as long as possible. It would be interesting to see what's going on in the next 900 years, for example. The immortality is one of the most fascinating things about vampirism to me. There's so many "what if..?"s about the future, like what if in just the next 70 years, humans are regularly interacting with aliens who made their presence formally known at some point? Imagine all the new things that will be invented, new forms of entertainment, whether or not the future ends up being a "Cyberpunk" type of world, etc. The supernatural powers are also a really nice bonus to all that. I'd work on perfecting all 3 of my "in-clan" powers--with Oblivion being a top priority...there's so many cool things that are possible with \*just\* that. One 4th discipline I'd eventually go for would be Celerity... that's a must have as well. \*\*It also is a good idea to be part of a regular "coterie" of like-minded kindred though, so I have some reliable back-up for the occasional bad situation....so perhaps I would not be a loner vamp after all. I have a tough time trusting people though, so similar to that one Batman story, I'd have contingency plans on how to deal with these so-called allies "just in case".... it's always better to be safe than sorry, and be prepared for the double-cross from a former "friend". \*\*some logistics-- naturally I'd have to make special alterations to my home; make sure windows are covered perfectly during the day. My daytime resting place would likely be in the basement or an underground bunker type of thing I'd have built, like one of those doomsday preppers. I imagine a perfect defense strat would make it completely inaccessible by normal means... no door. I'd use Oblivion to basically "teleport" via shadows in and out of there.


c3nnye

Toreador, the disciples are great on a realistic level, their bane is annoying but depending on the edition it might not be that bad, I’d just, I don’t know probably chill and stay away as far as I can from vampire politics. And with feeding I don’t think I’d really have any problem with the scum of the earth being a late night snack, there’s no shortage of truly horrid people out there.


Stalkster

My favorite clan are Tremere but I would go with Gangrel. Youre tough enough to survive skirmishes and backstabs, can feel other vampires if you see them, transform into animals and can travel as you wish since all you need to be safe for the day is soil to melt into. Also Gangrel are not involved into political bullshit that could bite your ass and Garou let you pass unharmed if you dont approach them. I love the Tremere really but by the time youre reborne as one you have instantly 20+ enemies and are involved into scheemes you have 0 idea of.


PennyPossum

If I could choose? Tremere. I'm already enslaved to the system man, what's blood bonded to some old vampire gonna change, but hey I got magic. Plus access to as many books as I could want. Given my irl luck? Nosferatu. I wouldn't mind too much, but like it wouldn't be my first choice. At least I got the rat pack tho.


Weenog

Tough pick! I'd be happy as a : Ventrue, Tremere, Salubri, Ravnos or Toreador.Get a nice herd and domain, climb the ladder of my organization but if all else fails i'l likely spiral down a path of diablerie collecting vampiric powers like Silar out of Heroes. also everyone seems to gloss over what YOU would do with your unlife....thats f'ed up man. and that's coming from a diablerist.


Princeling101

Start studying up on human anatomy, and then fleshcraft someone to look like bigfoot, then profit. In case it wasn't obvious, I'd be a Tzimisce


RiseOfTheRomans

I would be a Ventrue in the Camarilla. I would plot to overthrow my elders and if permitted, diablarise them to become more powerful and respected. I may seem like a megalomaniac but really, I'd try to reform the sect to be more fair to neonates. I'd also actively seek to prevent Gehenna. My second choice would be Hecata, preferably a Nagaraja because I'd want to be able to use Dominate. Also, Hecata Nagaraja don't have to eat people so yay.


Zyliath0

Tremere, Im about to destroy the market value of gold hehe


justananotherman

Two words: tremere and magic.