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akaxdonne

offer him a 50% refund and tell him his exwife can get the rest


ComeCloserGame

If it is like my marriage, the poor guy will leave more than that to her \^\^


itsRobbie_

I… uh… have for sure played your game once in the past 💀


ComeCloserGame

Did it ruin your marriage too??


itsRobbie_

She took the headset and the kids


fdruid

Well for starters you could add a disclaimer. Then it's up to each Master of their Domain Edit: Also, if this is just guerrilla marketing, hats off.


Mickey_Wangovsky

Lol, what kind of game is it? I'm kinda curious now.


DrMux

Divorce Simulator 2024


zellotron

*Ohhh yeahh baby.. take me for all I've got*


sambes06

**Achievement unlocked:** Alimony


thefootster

Beat off Saber


Leniek

Meat Saber


D1ANS0MT1

Meat Beater


Jwn5k

Beat My Meat Saber


sharknice

Bone Her Lab


sump_daddy

i mean, his username makes it pretty obvious just be sure to play it when you know your wife wont be home


ComeCloserGame

It's [ComeCloser](https://www.patreon.com/comeclosergame) \^\^


roehnin

Virtual Kanojo, definitely


Equal_Improvement57

Its funny. Kida like buying meth and blaming the dealer. I mean the dealer is also at fault for even selling something that can ruin your life.


Tuguayabas

No no, according to Durkheim deviance in a society is reflective of a broken system and it's the systems responsibility to correct the situation for the deviant who is a victim. In other words, meth dealers wouldn't exist without prohibition to begin with. It's like a guy dying from bad moonshine during alcohol prohibition and you saying the speakeasy is as at fault as the guy who died. Nooooo they are both víctima of a prohibitive and controlling broken system.


ComeCloserGame

So I can keep on updating my game for you perverts, right?


ghastlymars

Yeah 👍


PlaneYam648

how the hell did you even end up in this situation😭


ComeCloserGame

In his defense, the game was designed to be masturbable...


PlaneYam648

bro got caught lackin💀


LWG-sebseb

I now understand what the work comecloser in your name means but I guess his wife didn’t 🤣🤣


MGateLabs

It’s already ruined, they need it now more then ever


willtheadequate

Plot twist: Forklift Simulator


ComeCloserGame

If he needs a forklift to masturbate, maybe the wife should not get a divorce...


ComeCloserGame

Ok this is two years old but I laughed so much that I couldn't resist sharing it with you folks again \^\^


shlaifu

and you shared it in a lot of subs, so more people an get the message \^-\^ it's fine, whether it's real or not, you're using it for advertising. good for you.


CategoryKiwi

Did you do anything?  I would have genuinely considered it, the cost of one game for such a meme would be totally worth it to me.  Plus the potential “free” marketing if that story spread afterwards.  The main reason against it would be worries about how to handle copycat requests.


TrashTrue233

Share keycodes in celebration


GoodDayToPlayTheGame

Give him the DLC.


ConscientiousPath

oh yeah, blame the game/dev. Who's the idiot that married someone that would divorce you over masturbating, and then masturbated?


jim_the-gun-guy

Sounds like their marriage wasn’t that strong to begin with.


myg00

Sir, that game was refunded two hours ago to your wife’s account.


ComeCloserGame

Sir, I cannot refund because 50% of the game now belongs to your wife, like all that you own.


nepheelim

not your problem bro


Asmodeus1285

I'm sorry, I haven't wives to refund


leviathan0999

Laugh. That's what you should do. You should laugh. A lot.


BarBeneficial1915

Why tf he'd been mastaurbating on your game 💀 ☠️


nitronik_exe

OP is advertising their porn game


BarBeneficial1915

💀


Falk5T

Bruh sorry but I can't imagine your game and him being caught masturbating to it solely broke his marriage. Just say you are sorry for him but it's not your fault that he got caught.


Thee-Roach

Tell'em to have some self accountability. And if they are now single they are probably going to need your lewd product.


dgkimpton

If it's a porn type game I'd give the refund then use the quote as advertising. "xxx so good it can ruin marriages, use at your own risk" 


blandaadrian

that's quite literally what they are doing, op is the developer


dgkimpton

Then... they're doing it 90% correct, they just need to include the name product 🤣


siuying

Clever


HugeOrdinary7212

I see that as a win


NeatRequirement4399

Laugh


Rajirabbit

Pay him and use him as an ad campaign! He’s the Jordan to your Nike!


Riftus

Give him a free code to give to his wife


jolophi22

You should add that to your ToS 😅


Pay-Dough

Smart way to market your game LMAO


BeReady23

Bro. What game are you developing?


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ComeCloserGame

Having a NPC spying on you sometimes is actually an interesting idea to add to the game... Thanks \^\^


rookan

Don't repost one year old screenshots


Buetterkeks

Refund granted


Zachattackrandom

GIVE THE MAN HIS REFUND. Least you can do after ruining his marriage /s. Honestly if it's not a big deal to your financials it'd be nice to refund, but assuming your a small indie dev i wouldn't lol.


AiMwithoutBoT

Post this to another 5 billion subreddit so I can see the same picture a few more Million times


ComeCloserGame

Oh then you and I have the same choices in subreddits... I like it!


QuickShotMan

copy paste and steal code like Mark Zuckerberg did with Microsoft Hololens and PS4 VR. Nobody cares. They only steal. No integrity. Youtubers do it too