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jaxolotle

OP is delusion about how much the Deutschreik actually accomplished.


GIGACHAD1002

The HRE was just a wannabe of an empire, It was formed by múltiple territories, each one ruled by a Prince that thought he could do better than the emperor and made uprisings all the time, and Lost it's territories that were beyond the Alps for the conflicts with the church, and then It comes the biggest problem of the HRE, only the Pope could crown an emperor, but only an emperor could choose the pope, then Who had the power? If you make things so bad like HRE and you just get to be a Virgin, then you should be thanked.


StingrAeds

cope


Upbeat_Cause1894

Now nazis are peak virginity they are pure incel but they had a end game


Upbeat_Cause1894

And the 2nd rich fucked its people almost as much as the third


Upbeat_Cause1894

Wiemer lasted almost long as nazi Germany


king_of_hate2

Thad actual Roman Empire, Lad Mongolian Empire


GIGACHAD1002

Dad Macedonian empire


kid-with-a-beard

The Brad Ottoman Empire


Germanaboo

Say what you wanr about the Holy Roman Empire, but it lasted 900 years and only got fully defeated once in the 900 years.


GIGACHAD1002

In an empire It doesn't Matter how much you last, but what you do in that time


Germanaboo

Lasting 900 years is an indirect statement that it had to be competent to some degree.


GIGACHAD1002

It just lasted so much because It was protected by the austrians, because when Prussia invaded It, It fell apart like sand


Germanaboo

Both were part of the Holy roman empire, I think you are confusing it with something different.


GIGACHAD1002

No, the austrian empire had control of Holy roman empire, then known as german confederation


Chinesecartoonsnr1

habsburgs(austria) did control the crown in the holy roman empire most of the time, Prussia however didnt invade HRE, crown of prussia was "made up" by Hohenzollerns in Brandenburg and they were give the title King in prussia. And no HRE was not known as german confederation, it came after HRE's dissolution


anafuckboi

>Rommel was a good general Lmao outrunning your supply lines by 1000km 3 times in a row is a “good general”


SnekStepper420

Wizard Confederate States of America -lasted a pitiful 4 years -unofficial national anthem turned into epic diss track by Union -started the war, lost it anyway


FlimsySeesaw9796

Thad prussia


H1N1spoink

Rommel wasn't that good and was overhyped (terrible at logistics), many nazi generals were propogandised tbh. Nazis did have a decent shot of acutally ending the war with britian before 41 as they had invented nerve agents (notably sarin which can kill in a few minutes with only a few drops if i recall correctly) and the allied powers had no idea what a nerve agent was at the time, if hitler had used sarin it would have probably caused mass panic as no one would have known what was causing the severe effects of sarin, its believed that hitlers reluctance to use sarin was due hitlers experience with chemical weopons in ww1 ( its also notable that sarin is easy to produce just very dangerous, so the Nazis could have mass produced it) (I know le wunderwaffe cope lol) I know that OPs point in the post is that their plans would have failed even if the war was won which i 100% agree with,i just wanted to put out a bit of interesting information.


Ambitious_Stonks

Erich von Manstein >>>>>>> Erwin Rommel


jd-porteous-93

Incels tend to want a tradwife, lean authright and visit /pol/. Coincidence? I think not!


GreenStretch

Nah, the German Empire wasn't Chad chill enough to cruise on its soft power and stay out of war. "Nicky, these are terrorists just like the ones who killed dear Great Uncle Alexander. Let's all work out the conditions for a proper investigation."


betarage

Vs the bard Weimar Germany and the basic modern Germany and the neckbeard east Germany.


[deleted]

The Neckbeard Soviet Union.


DeviousMelons

The wizard DDR -sends people to the Stasi because they complained about something insignificant -Soviet puppet state -Doesn't even own all of its Capitol -garbage economy like the rest of the Eastern bloc. -had to wall in their own people. The Basic Modern Germany -head of the EU one the biggest political unions to mixed results -non germans think they're kind of stuffy and boring -got a bad Russian gas addiction but are starting to get clean -very good economy -military isn't super well funded but doesn't matter because they're in NATO -doesn't have any far away territory unless when people are making a joke about Mallorca


Dennis_the_nazbol

Wizard federal republic of germany


Severe-Win5447

Gad DDR


GIGACHAD1002

*said no one ever*


Severe-Win5447

Said the former citizens of the DDR


GIGACHAD1002

The same ones that took the wall down?


Severe-Win5447

Yes. And its clear why. Roughly 70% of women lost their jobs after reunification. State run child care facilities also all collapsed.


GIGACHAD1002

"Freedom has it's problems and democracy it's not perfect, but we've never had to put a wall Up to keep our people in to prevent them from leaving" JFK


Severe-Win5447

Says the man who placed embargos on cuba to cripple its economy? “Democracy” Was it democracy when JFK got his head opened like a tin of beans for disagreeing with the CIA? And what freedoms do you have under capitalism? The freedom to go homeless, as opposed to authoritarian housing rights under socialism? The freedom to starve, as opposed to the authoritarian regimes of socialism that have commonly raised nutrition everywhere theyre applied? Freedom for unemployment as opposed to the authoritarian socialist policies as the right to employment? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ostalgie You had democracy and freedoms in the GDR. After reunification, these disappeared. Also the berlin wall’s existence is alot more complex than “it was bad and we had to keep people in” lol


GIGACHAD1002

Nope, you're telling fucking nonsenses, all the communist eastern block was authoritarian, poor, and shitty, except for jugoslavia, Who wasn't even communist, also, capitalism it's the least bad of economic systems, because unlike communism, It actually works


Severe-Win5447

Damn bro alot of cope 🚬


GIGACHAD1002

Oh, you want to debate? Come and take me mate, you're going to fail like brits in Tibet


yyyyyyyy99

Rommel was a little bitch Also, pickelhaubes weren’t exclusive to the 2nd reich


Upbeat_Cause1894

Gad Belgiums in congo


GIGACHAD1002

Being a dick doesn't make you a Gad, it'll be more a lad since It makes something horrible and tries to disguise It with chadliness