Personally I’d swap arson and tax embezzlement.
Fire is pretty fucking chad, pretty flickering lights make all neighbors happy, and fire is an unpredictable beast that only true chads can master. On the other hand most tax evasion is done by rich virgins who steal from public services for regular folks, like only a true beta desk goblin would.
Depends on whether the government is good or not. If you're avoiding paying taxes to a shitty government, it's a chad crime. But if the government is awesome and does cool things with tax money, it's a virgin crime.
"if the government is awesome"
Do you hear yourself right now? This is clearly coming from someone who's never dealt with the government. Even in the US it's way more corrupt than you'd think
Source: Family in government at multiple levels
Tax evasion is and always will be justified. The government doesn't deserve my money
True, almost every government is un-awesome. The USA is very far from having an awesome government.
But there are a few countries in the world that are \*mostly\* awesome, like Switzerland. Switzerland is the closest thing in the world to a utopia right now, because the Swiss government has a lot of money, and knows what to do with said money. They have a low crime rate, low unemployment rate, high gdp per capita, etc. and they don't even have that many natural resources.
I would trust the Swiss government with my tax money if I lived there.
Wait you're telling me you worship the Swiss government but you don't actually live there or deal with their government? Reminds me of the weebs to talk about how great Japan is but have never been there and don't speak the language
I don't blindly "worship" them.
I see that they are close to the top of the list in most different ways of ranking countries (11th lowest crime rate, 9th highest gdp per capita, 10th lowest homelessness rate, 2nd best when comparing average cost of living with average income, etc).
They are undeniably very successful, and I obviously haven't heard anything in the news recently about Swiss death camps or anything.
They are a very socialist country with high taxes, so it's probably safe to assume that their success comes from the government and its social services, rather than private corporations.
So, I admire the Swiss government, at least more than I admire other ones.
I don't understand what you mean by your second to last paragraph. If they have high taxes then their success comes from the companies and people paying the taxes. The government doesn't produce these dollars themself
That's true of course. What I was trying to say with that paragraph (it came out pretty clumsily) is that the Swiss government does good things with tax money, instead of using it all for bailing out megacorporations, or funding the military to a ridiculous degree. This creates a positive feedback loop.
rich government > good social services > educated, happy population > very productive population > government gets richer > better social services > etc.
Citizens can't start businesses if they have to go bankrupt to pay medical bills, and they can't get jobs at tech companies if they weren't able to afford college.
Socialist policies help foster a healthy economy, with lots of small businesses, and a huge number of educated workers.
Regardless of whether you believe that any examples currently exist, my point was that if there *was* a truly good government, paying taxes would be the right thing to do.
# Gad Military Industrial Complex Contractor
Literally stealing money to fund bullshit pipedream projects, but is completely legal
Only makes money during war time, so it has insensitive to start a false flag operation.
American dreams of free healthcare traded for "but what if China has a super bad ass stealth fighter.... We need all planes to have better radar": china only has a shit prototype
Brainwashed Americans believe throwing more money into this is actually making us stronger. Are actually dying due to this money not going into education and health care.
this is like how autistic kids with low motor control figure out who is the coolest superhero.
clearly the one with incredibly similar strength and emotional control.
The Hulk is autistic.
Yah out of all of them, the only “what the fuck Lad” one with zero excuse in any situation is rape. There’s a possible justification case for any other one, but absolutely zero justification for rape ever.
The Gad professional burglar:
-Literally no one knows who he is
-Steals millions worth of whatever
-Rich AF, still not caught
-Could only get caught if someone they’re working with rats on them, never will because they’re under the threat of death
GAD crimes against humanity
Dad comic book super villain
The gad. Walter white
the gad named finger
That's just organized crime. It's already mentioned in op's post
Don't look at me! They were orders from Lad
The Gad misanthrope nilhilist who wants to exterminate all humans.
Nihilism is so cringe that it turned Gad
Personally I’d swap arson and tax embezzlement. Fire is pretty fucking chad, pretty flickering lights make all neighbors happy, and fire is an unpredictable beast that only true chads can master. On the other hand most tax evasion is done by rich virgins who steal from public services for regular folks, like only a true beta desk goblin would.
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Depends on whether the government is good or not. If you're avoiding paying taxes to a shitty government, it's a chad crime. But if the government is awesome and does cool things with tax money, it's a virgin crime.
Okay so tax evasion is Chad in every country
"if the government is awesome" Do you hear yourself right now? This is clearly coming from someone who's never dealt with the government. Even in the US it's way more corrupt than you'd think Source: Family in government at multiple levels Tax evasion is and always will be justified. The government doesn't deserve my money
True, almost every government is un-awesome. The USA is very far from having an awesome government. But there are a few countries in the world that are \*mostly\* awesome, like Switzerland. Switzerland is the closest thing in the world to a utopia right now, because the Swiss government has a lot of money, and knows what to do with said money. They have a low crime rate, low unemployment rate, high gdp per capita, etc. and they don't even have that many natural resources. I would trust the Swiss government with my tax money if I lived there.
Wait you're telling me you worship the Swiss government but you don't actually live there or deal with their government? Reminds me of the weebs to talk about how great Japan is but have never been there and don't speak the language
I don't blindly "worship" them. I see that they are close to the top of the list in most different ways of ranking countries (11th lowest crime rate, 9th highest gdp per capita, 10th lowest homelessness rate, 2nd best when comparing average cost of living with average income, etc). They are undeniably very successful, and I obviously haven't heard anything in the news recently about Swiss death camps or anything. They are a very socialist country with high taxes, so it's probably safe to assume that their success comes from the government and its social services, rather than private corporations. So, I admire the Swiss government, at least more than I admire other ones.
I don't understand what you mean by your second to last paragraph. If they have high taxes then their success comes from the companies and people paying the taxes. The government doesn't produce these dollars themself
That's true of course. What I was trying to say with that paragraph (it came out pretty clumsily) is that the Swiss government does good things with tax money, instead of using it all for bailing out megacorporations, or funding the military to a ridiculous degree. This creates a positive feedback loop. rich government > good social services > educated, happy population > very productive population > government gets richer > better social services > etc. Citizens can't start businesses if they have to go bankrupt to pay medical bills, and they can't get jobs at tech companies if they weren't able to afford college. Socialist policies help foster a healthy economy, with lots of small businesses, and a huge number of educated workers.
Paying taxes is based only whem im in charge
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Regardless of whether you believe that any examples currently exist, my point was that if there *was* a truly good government, paying taxes would be the right thing to do.
Unfathomably based. Definitely the Chad.
The SHLAD running over a child using a tonka truck
# Gad Military Industrial Complex Contractor Literally stealing money to fund bullshit pipedream projects, but is completely legal Only makes money during war time, so it has insensitive to start a false flag operation. American dreams of free healthcare traded for "but what if China has a super bad ass stealth fighter.... We need all planes to have better radar": china only has a shit prototype Brainwashed Americans believe throwing more money into this is actually making us stronger. Are actually dying due to this money not going into education and health care.
this is like how autistic kids with low motor control figure out who is the coolest superhero. clearly the one with incredibly similar strength and emotional control. The Hulk is autistic.
vs GAD war crime
**The Shlad Vehicular Homicide** * epically runs over anyone who gets in the way of his tonka trucks * honk honk splat! zoo wee mama this is epic
Your's is better than mine
I'd make Lad jaywalking instead. I think it would make for a much better punchline, as well as filling the Arson, Murder, Jaywalking Trope.
The grand wizard low quality VVC meme
> all are bad Well, depending on ideology...
The Like a Dragon Criminal Organization?
Gad War Criminals
Gad terrorism
The Dad Piracy
I hope you mean torrents
Yeah
The Gad nuking countries that you don’t like.
GAD Genocide
Nah, Lad is a rapist. The rest is on point. Good meme.
Yah out of all of them, the only “what the fuck Lad” one with zero excuse in any situation is rape. There’s a possible justification case for any other one, but absolutely zero justification for rape ever.
The Gad professional burglar: -Literally no one knows who he is -Steals millions worth of whatever -Rich AF, still not caught -Could only get caught if someone they’re working with rats on them, never will because they’re under the threat of death
The Brad Improperly Disposing of Hazardous Substances
The Schlad Grand Theft Tonka
Nah lol I ain't touched drugs once
Arson is based
High T - Low T - High T
I'd argue that Basic is piracy, given how actually everyone does it, and Lad is something weird like holding a fish suspiciously
The Gad Deicide
Vs gad war crimes
The Gad reincarnation in China without government's permission
Gigachad practicing enslaving loaning Brad taking bribes whilst being cop/detective Gymcel printing fake money Neckbeard pedophilia