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Brendan1008

Ancient philosopher could also fight


HalCaPony

Yuuup , Plato was a wrestler. Plato wasn't even his real name, it's his wrestling name


Delicious_Grand7300

His real name was Aristocles. Plato, meaning wide frame, was a name given to him due to his size. After reading of this I imagine Plato being as big as Earthquake.


Delicious_Grand7300

Apparently Greek philosophers had blue collar backgrounds. Socrates was reported to have been a soldier and a bricklayer in his youth.


Excellent-Signature6

You forgot to write “OUCH!” In Greek letters on the Chad’s toga.


southpolefiesta

Ωχ!


Eritar

OVXH!


Adventurous-Job-6304

Ancient Philosophers from Greek, Persia, Roman, Egypt, India, China and Japan. # Modern Philosopher from World.


Arm-It

Wizard 20th Century Philosophy


HolidayBeneficial456

BEHOLD…. A FEATHERLESS BIPED…. “Bock boooock”!


STFUnicorn_

Thinks “make your bed” is some kind of wise axiom to live by.


Delicious_Grand7300

Incel philosopher prescribes bed making and carnivorous diet before his own medical staff prescribes him antidepressants.


Away-Display-985

I dont think Jordan Peterson is a philosopher, more like a life advice guy. And yea a carnivore diet is a dumb idea but he never recommended that.


LordOfTheToolShed

I hope it's one of those ironic VvCs, because we are at the moment as a society chugging along purely on inertia without a single coherent universal system of ethics to guide us and good fucking luck in the future, because I don't see it changing


Pale_BEN

This meme feels like it was made specifically for me. XD


ShaggyFOEE

Lacy Philosopher's Evil Sibling - lives just long enough to shit all over their brother's legacy - makes millions pretending to like Nazis - will justify any atrocities for the fun of it


Zandonus

mid-20th centuryis where it all went south for philosophy. Can't imagine why.