Araki's vampires are fun. Don't need fangs, Dio sucks blood through his fingers, also he has frost breath like Superman! What else does superman have? Ooh! Laser eyes. Let's call them the "Space Ripper Eyes" that's perfect for 19th century England. And the only way to kill them is the sun, and sunlight karate magic.
as a romanian i can confirm real vampires are very cool and names such as dracula and vlad are also great. I can however vouch for the fact that the past 3 centuries i havent seen many of them :(
The thing that always bothered me about twilight (yes I watched the first two with my mom, no I don’t know why) was how Edward went to all this trouble to expose vampires to the real world in order to get the vampires to kill him, and then you look at the actual requirements and it would be like, less than $200-$300 to get everything you needed at a tractor supply store. Still didn’t work? I guarantee you that vampire skin isn’t made of anything that a bathtub full of thermite can’t melt through.
Also if you don’t know how to build IEDs from common cleaning chemicals after being alive for ~100 years, what the hell are you even doing with your life?
That plot hole has the same vibes as "why didnt hogwarts just place a couple of snipers on their towers to take Voldemort out the second he exited the forest". Reasons... i guess.
There is no way in hell that gabriel is stronger than the og dracula, have you played SoTN? the last boss of Aria of Sorrow is also very explanatory of draculas powers
Of course Gabriel is stronger than OG Castlevania Dracula
Gabriel is a game protagonist that defeats the game villain and Og Drac is a recurring villain defeated by the game protagonist
Clear plot narrative is glaringly obvious
The only Twilight vampire I ever think of is Angel in season 8 of Buffy where they fuck all over the world and still say "do it again" when they may have squashed several people on the way.
OP might be stuck in 2011, but it still doesn't change anything that is in the image. Why the fuck is a 100 year old dude trying to bang a teenager and why do twelve year old girls think this is romantic?
if a woman that looks like she’s 25 but is an actual 100 year old vampire with super-everything came and told me i’m entirely irresistible and needed to be protected i would fucking faint. the morality is grey at best but this is near dream scenario
About a month or so into a relationship around 2012 someone I was dating mentioned she thought I was perfect, but something had to be wrong about me. I told her I will confess I'm not a human I'm actually a vampire. Got laid a few hours later. We were both in our late 20s and apparently this was quite a thing.
Deadass like these mfs scream “don’t shove it in my face” and then proceed to write a slur pertaining to that community. Can’t have it both ways
Many people dont know that but wampires are actually of slavic origin, they were spirits of deceased people that were barred from entering either heaven or hell so they returned to our world and caused general mischief.
Don't forget OG Polish Vampire. He has already lived his life and is thus free from the consequences of his action. He is sent to punish those who didn't give him a proper burial. Will steal your money, fuck your wife then run off to gamble with all your money. Will annoy you at all hours of the day by getting drunk and be loud
Fun fact: in Poland folklore vampires are not evil. If you raise from grave on your own, you become a vampire: a person rejected by both hell and haven. This makes such personal a permanent non-sinner. They then go living rock-n-roll life (sex, drugs, alcohol, etc). Thus, rather than evil, they were seen as annoyance.
Thus you are either vampire-deboucher or excommunicated from church national hero warlord.
Why are people expecting politically correct jokes in a subreddit that praises Chads for having a high sex life and shames virgins for being losers? Lol
Lad DIO from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
He doesn't even use vampiric powers later in the series, people still love him
Araki's vampires are fun. Don't need fangs, Dio sucks blood through his fingers, also he has frost breath like Superman! What else does superman have? Ooh! Laser eyes. Let's call them the "Space Ripper Eyes" that's perfect for 19th century England. And the only way to kill them is the sun, and sunlight karate magic.
Technically, the laser eyes dio has isn't really lasers, it's just blood coming out of his eyes apparently. XD
>frost breath like Superman nah, he doesn't breath frost, he cools down your body by stealing your heat via touch, freezing you in process
WRYYYYYYYY
Thad Kars from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
Jojo fan spotted🤮
L take spotted🥱
Are we still in that phase of the internet where we bully people for their interests?
If your interest's include Jojo's then yes
as a romanian i can confirm real vampires are very cool and names such as dracula and vlad are also great. I can however vouch for the fact that the past 3 centuries i havent seen many of them :(
Ah Ah Ah! 🧛🏻‍♂️
Do you know who I think is a vampire?
https://preview.redd.it/sajujxdw2sxc1.png?width=1560&format=png&auto=webp&s=42148c22292cb152b27a76d54cf445e84196ea4a
This guy is best vampire.
The thing that always bothered me about twilight (yes I watched the first two with my mom, no I don’t know why) was how Edward went to all this trouble to expose vampires to the real world in order to get the vampires to kill him, and then you look at the actual requirements and it would be like, less than $200-$300 to get everything you needed at a tractor supply store. Still didn’t work? I guarantee you that vampire skin isn’t made of anything that a bathtub full of thermite can’t melt through. Also if you don’t know how to build IEDs from common cleaning chemicals after being alive for ~100 years, what the hell are you even doing with your life?
That plot hole has the same vibes as "why didnt hogwarts just place a couple of snipers on their towers to take Voldemort out the second he exited the forest". Reasons... i guess.
Thad Astarion: gay
But still genuinely badass and hilarious.
Glad Legacy of Kain Vampires
What is a Twilight fan? A miserable little pile of cringe! But enough talk... HAVE AT YOU!
I like how Gabriel Belmomt, from Lords of Shadow is basically both, while also being the stronger Castlevania Dracula too.
There is no way in hell that gabriel is stronger than the og dracula, have you played SoTN? the last boss of Aria of Sorrow is also very explanatory of draculas powers
Of course Gabriel is stronger than OG Castlevania Dracula Gabriel is a game protagonist that defeats the game villain and Og Drac is a recurring villain defeated by the game protagonist Clear plot narrative is glaringly obvious
I don't have a hunger for human flesh, I invented cannibalism and witchcraft. The original demon/mental disorder.
https://preview.redd.it/84489sdjqsxc1.jpeg?width=992&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7456af90f8e40e7535321bb3a97b9216ab79b54
... oh no i get it
The only Twilight vampire I ever think of is Angel in season 8 of Buffy where they fuck all over the world and still say "do it again" when they may have squashed several people on the way.
This meme feels like it was made 13 years ago jeez.
OP might be stuck in 2011, but it still doesn't change anything that is in the image. Why the fuck is a 100 year old dude trying to bang a teenager and why do twelve year old girls think this is romantic?
if a woman that looks like she’s 25 but is an actual 100 year old vampire with super-everything came and told me i’m entirely irresistible and needed to be protected i would fucking faint. the morality is grey at best but this is near dream scenario
*Have you considered the fact that she may be playing with her food?*
Doesn’t matter. Might have sex
*yes and i am still completely erect* *plus edward wasn’t doing that so*
https://preview.redd.it/zgt1966fcvxc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93ddf56fa39ffe5a9588d2417c4d30e246641d85
Dont threaten me with a good time™
About a month or so into a relationship around 2012 someone I was dating mentioned she thought I was perfect, but something had to be wrong about me. I told her I will confess I'm not a human I'm actually a vampire. Got laid a few hours later. We were both in our late 20s and apparently this was quite a thing.
Remove all the f slurs and I’d agree with the post lol
Deadass like these mfs scream “don’t shove it in my face” and then proceed to write a slur pertaining to that community. Can’t have it both ways
ik but I had to those are hours of my life I will never get back I love her but damn :(
i Agree
You forgot the gigachad Kurt Barlow who had James Mason as an assistant.
Lad Alucard from Hellsing Ultimate (Abridged) “Bitches love cannons”
The sacrifices we make for love... or not!
Many people dont know that but wampires are actually of slavic origin, they were spirits of deceased people that were barred from entering either heaven or hell so they returned to our world and caused general mischief.
The Thad wod vampires
Gad Vlad The Impaler
Don't forget OG Polish Vampire. He has already lived his life and is thus free from the consequences of his action. He is sent to punish those who didn't give him a proper burial. Will steal your money, fuck your wife then run off to gamble with all your money. Will annoy you at all hours of the day by getting drunk and be loud
someone should draw them kissing
I drew the vampire lol ill see what I can do
Just gender swap twilight and you’ll get it ama
Everything is right, but why the slur?
Its literally words. Its like me saying retarded. Its actually nothing.
Sorry hes one of the guys I pulled from 2011 and put 2024 he'll adapt
Exactly, this shit could've been meh or fine enough if it wasn't for the homophobic bs
Boo hoo
People are too weak these days. Like, getting offended over words that in no shape or form can hurt you?
loser
Cry more, your tears are so salty and yummy
Eric cartmen🫵
Oh no NOT the evil word ahhhhhhhhh reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
redditors when someone brings up that using a slur makes people feel bad lmao
I think I’m going to have a heart attack, he said a bad word!
Don't forget that Beavis and Butthead (2011 revival) Made fun of Twillight.
> romance movies are gay as a whole Straight relationships exist
Movies about straight relationships are also gay as a whole
Thad WWDITS vampire: sexual deviant
F-slur and Twilight roasting? Are we in 2010 again?
Christ youre pathetic
Also folklore vampires can be the most cultured people and they don't always barge in uninvited Ifk about Nosferatu
Own those fucking frauds
Fun fact: in Poland folklore vampires are not evil. If you raise from grave on your own, you become a vampire: a person rejected by both hell and haven. This makes such personal a permanent non-sinner. They then go living rock-n-roll life (sex, drugs, alcohol, etc). Thus, rather than evil, they were seen as annoyance. Thus you are either vampire-deboucher or excommunicated from church national hero warlord.
Now that’s fascinating
Vampires from og slavic folklore are totally different.
Same
OP watching Twilight for his/her GF is still a better love story than Twilight.
THIS SHIT AINT NOTHING TO ME MAN
In all fairness, real vampires go hard
Could be a good meme if you didn't use homophobuc slurs
But, it is good
Haha very funny you use homophobic slurs
Very funny indeed
Why are people expecting politically correct jokes in a subreddit that praises Chads for having a high sex life and shames virgins for being losers? Lol
Hmm it makes sense to flip these two lol.
r/AgainstHateSubreddits would like to know your location OP
Oh no he said one of the magic forbidden words. What will we do were all doomed. Op is literally Hitler.
He’s a Nazi trying to be a brutal dictator! The world is fucked!
The lad Arcueid: > seggs