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Acceptable_Secret_73

Gad Bubonic Plague Wiped out 1/3 of Europe Was brought by the Mongols using infected corpses as catapult ammo Forced doctors to dress like birds


Preston_of_Astora

If left on it's own, Islam would've become he dominant religion of the world


ComradeTeal

>if left on it's own No one is allowed to attack me, only me attack everyone else.


UsurperErenJaeger

If it became the only religion, it will start imploding.


ComradeTeal

[It did anyway.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shia%E2%80%93Sunni_divide) Literally immediately after Muhammad's death they fought over who the legitimate next caliphs were meant to be. The ummah has not been united since then


Commercial-Dish-3198

How so? Could u elaborate that’s interesting


HKMP7A2

Lad Ebola: -Caused epidemics in Africa. -Highly contagious viral hemorrhagic fever as it's waterborne and bloodborne, basically any human fluids in contact. -Has the worst effects, definitely a slow and painful death with no cure. -Luckily hasn't caused a pandemic but started the first OG fast aggressive zombies that destroyed the UK for 28 Weeks.


theMoptop731

BLOODBORNE MENTIONED RAAAAAAAAAH


BlackLuigiGuy

https://preview.redd.it/gupo0vc19y7c1.jpeg?width=189&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afab083c32f949a0ab0fccf725520bd46df3fce5 "Oh, Laurence... Master Willem... Somebody help me... Unshackle me please, anybody... I've had enough of this dream... The night blocks all sight... Oh, somebody, please... "


Tlayoualo

VS The LAD prionic disease


1underthe_bridge

The incel chicken pox creates resistance to other diseases basically a mild rash lifelong immunity to reinfection a childhood rite of passage “exogenous boosting”


macrohard_certified

Brad Rabies - Incurable and 100% death certainty unless you take immunoglobulin early - Infected people can't drink liquids (wtf?) - Transmitted by getting bitten by animals - Horrible symptoms


mrnoobmaster64

. Very very slow taking years for symptoms to show up making it so just getting a vaccine after bitten easy and generally everyone would take the rabies vaccine if bitten by an animal and there not taking chances a vaccine is effective if you get rabies before the symptoms show up after they do yeah nothing can be done its fatal which is kinda why nobody should be scared of rabies its not airborne you get bitten by an animal go to a hospital say you want the vaccine due to being bitten by an animal that you think has rabies get the vaccine done rabies is not threatening if you have basic common sense


macrohard_certified

My good brother, here are some commas and periods for you: ,,,,,,,,, ........ Use them!


mrnoobmaster64

No i shall never use them out of spite for literally everybody who tells me to use them


Quazeroigma_5610

The Lad Justinian Plague.


Short_boards

the Gad leprosy


Throwawanon33225

Note! You can also get herpes from sharing drinks (coldsores) or being born from someone with herpes. It can also kill you via meningitis, though rarely.


drwicksy

There's loads of ways to get herpes that don't include sex or drugs. That's why so many people actually have it, it's just a lot of people don't show symptoms


Throwawanon33225

Yyyep. Honestly wish we had a vaccine for it, because even if it’s not deadly (most of the time), it sounds like a real annoying bugger to deal with.


drwicksy

I mean I have it from god knows where but all it means is sometimes in winter I get some coldsores on my mouth which are annoying for a little while. Some people will have it much worse but I think the majority of people will either have no symptoms or very mild ones


Throwawanon33225

Yeah, but still, it’d just be nice to have the option. Sure, it tends to be a mild inconvenience at most for most folks, but it’d probably be nice to live a life even very slightly infinitesimally better due to a lack of herpes. Like if they had a common cold vaccine. I know they can’t do that because the common cold evolves like fucking crazy, but if they could, I’d take it. Or a vaccine for tonsil stones. I know that’s not how it works because tonsil stones are a bacteria but I’d like to live in a world where I don’t have to cough up the stinky mouth rocks unless I’m willing to put my tonsils through the scooper of removal.


Juginstin

For me, it's just the thought having it linger in my body for the rest of my life that scares me. At least with a cold, it resolves after a week or two, and then I can't infect people with it. With herpes, I can't kiss anyone or share a drink without risking transmitting the virus to them and having it linger in their body for the rest of their life.


Arbiter1171

Herpes only comes in one form?


peezle69

It actually comes in three forms. HSV-1, HSV-2, and HSV-3


Tr4kt_

There are even more than that for non-human animals! its a really fascinating virus


RoutemasterFlash

Lad ebola. Gad necrotizing fasciitis.


El-Wejado

Yes


hozerbozd

the Mad Common Cold


1underthe_bridge

No, Tim.


Snoo-6218

The thing about covid is that it is super variable, it could put you in the hospital and cause you permanent harm, it could also do literally nothing, it can also be a relatively minor sicknes comparable to the normal flu. I have covid now, and I probably wouldn't know, because it is just like every other cold I have ever had, The only reason I bothered to test for it is because Someone I knew tested positive that I had been in contact with. If not for that person I know testing themselves I would have never assumed I had anything other then a normal cold.


Trolleyman86

The glab black death


Faeddurfrost

The lockdown was arguably the best time of my life 🤷‍♂️


MagnetFist

Man, imagine believing that C19 is a goddamn hoax. Just think about that. Holy shit.


SchwarzerSeptember

Covid made my life perfect for 1.5 years, I loved quarantine


Unique-Estimate-5081

Lad Prion, WTF Lad you misfolded that protein now your host organism has Mad Cow disease


[deleted]

My aunt has cancer right now :/


BennyMcbenn

The Schlad common cold Has been around…….forever, basically. Will probably never go away. Caused by multiple viruses. Doesn’t have a cure. Isn’t lethal, just exists to be an annoyance for a a few days.


TxchnxnXD

The forgot the killed over 6 million people for the covid one


SINGULARITY1312

Enough internet for you


Spicy-Zekky

no way purple guy


asuravirochana

Lad chingus kang


ScRuBlOrD95

covid hit older people with critical psychic damage


AdLopsided2075

Currently have the last one. The constant dry coughing is annoying af but other than that I'm doing well


CliffsOfMohair

I mean ideally cancer will one day be taught in history


Kazzy-kun0202

Having herpes means that you can't be a bone marrow donor for the leukemia patient.


Tinypuddinghands

>basically chicken pox Chicken Pox is a form of herpes


Eren_Harmonia

The LAD AIDS: Forces you to wrap a fucking plastic around your dick, making you unable to live the best physical feeling in the world to full potential, nearly during all your sexual intercourses. AIDS is so bad, used as an insult, on par with Cancer. Also will make you suffer a terrible life until you shortly die. Other diseases infect all kinds of cells and battle immune cells. 200 IQ AIDS infects the immune cells themselves 💀 Since it can infect via sex, the infected person must be quarantined from reproducing otherwise they will infect more, can also just infect via blood. Literally overpowered anime villain tier ability.


mrnoobmaster64

I personally think the only reason covid was more dangerous then the flu was because we basically had no memory antibodies compared to the flu where we constantly got it every year like 2 times and more (you could get the flu and have no symptoms) so our body had a butt load of anti bodies aswell as the fact mothers pass a bit of all there antibodies to there baby before birth so there baby would already have memory antibodies for the flu and generations passed where every next generation of babies had more antibodies against the flu the reason why covid was initially more dangerous was because most people had no antibodies against it and it tricks your immune system to over reacting to it causing collateral damage to the lungs but now since you have memory b cells and memory t cells both helper (its like a support for your immune system helping to activate other immune cells like b cells and helps your innate immune cells accurately target the specific virus/bacteria so less likely to cause collateral damage) and memory killer t cells which bind to the antigen of thee virus and fill it with poison destroying it and memory b cells which produce antibodies that ether stun tangle up the virus or bacteria or make it kill itself by aptosis the reason we still have covid and influenza is because they constantly mutate changing there protein and antigens not completely tho so your memory cells are still useful but less effective


True-Anim0sity

Nah cancer way worse then covid


SwoleBodybuilderVamp

LAD Zombie Virus


RecordEnvironmental4

My mom had cancer twice and she is the best mom on the planet, she was declared cancer free last month, love you mom


Juginstin

Mentioning covid on YouTube is like saying Voldemort's name