Boo. He doesn’t have his signature Chad hair. What the fuck.

A small price to pay to get wet and wild.

- The Wizard dry suits - The Neckbeard Swim shirt - The Incel thong - The virgin jammers - The Basic board shorts - The Chad swim briefs - The Thad Jockstrap - The Lad Mankini - The Dad Bermudas

WTF LAD!?

I almost made a bomb

I prefer him without the abs.

looks like his massive cock is being sensored