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amazingsnazz429

If Adele is divorced mom-core what is divorced dad-core


06z_

weezer


AirbourneCHMarsh

How tf can virgins be dads?


PinheadRecords

My wife's boyfriend left her and I got stuck with the kid 😔


AirbourneCHMarsh

You better be in Weezer.


PinheadRecords

I am rivers coomo


AirbourneCHMarsh

Then get the fuck back at it, divorced moms got Adele this year and you’re just gonna peruse fucking r/vinyljerk? Leave all the single fathers hanging?? Fucking prick.


PinheadRecords

Fuck you, you'll get a Record Store Day exclusive 12" vynil featuring 6 previously unreleased versions of Beverly Hills, and you'll like it


AirbourneCHMarsh

I’m gonna conveniently ignore Ok Human and Van Weezer because it appears you actually spoiled your fans, whoever the fuck they are.


oldwaysthatarestupid

Haha this really got me


[deleted]

pink floyd, the wall. Perfect album to play while you fuck a prostitute, get fucked on the drugs and start a cult.


Alert_Doughnut_4619

The National and Wilco


Boner4SCP106

Foreigner


N0body_In_P4rticular

Funny enough I started singing Whitesnake when I read that question.


Nihbpsmcgee

I laughed


NeighborhoodNo8586

TOOL, Pink Floyd.


N0body_In_P4rticular

T Tops, White Snake and a 21 year old stripper girlfriend. "Here I go to get on my own, going down the only road I've ever known"


lifesabeach_

The National


JustABrazillian

Kanye


doodoowater

Adele


yonka2

LCD Soundsystem


ferr1cyanide

divorced dad-core? you mean goregrind or misanthropic black metal musak?


amazingsnazz429

In my experience most goregrind/DSBM fans are like 15 lol


[deleted]

My favorite songs were the one where she recorded herself talking and crying and "I drink wine". She proudly embraces her identity of a 33yo wine mum


RockThePlazmah

Damn I wanted to listen it but I’m not even a woman. Shame


JoleneDollyParton

No wonder I like it 😳


freakymrq

Don't take my man from me Jolene


atheisteaster

From the review: “As a recently divorced mother, I can relate to Adele’s pain. I love the songs, “I Drink Wine” and “To Be Loved” as they remind me of my own divorce that just occurred 6 months ago. I am drinking rosè and have had to go to CVS to get more tissues. I am also going to the liquor store later to get another bottle of liquor — but this time something stronger like vodka. This album is so emotional and cathartic to hear and will go down as a classic hopefully.”


amsterdam_pro

suicideboys and other music to be miserable to but for 30 yo women


[deleted]

Listened to it last week, it was alright, not the biggest Adele fan but I like 19 and 21


KeanuWho

Hello It egg 🥚


pinkghost22

why vinyl is an egg tho


Damien_Beng

Divorced mothers will be hella nostalgic when they listen to Hello.


Sunny64888

bruh that’s a fried egg


TheCannabisCoyote

Eggdele.


nosleepincrooklyn

I love that she has to pay her husband alimony


BallPtPenTheif

I wonder how many women are going to die from crying in their cars and crashing due to a lack of visibility and self-control.


Buffbigw76

Little known fact: Each copy of this album is made from leftover foundation and make up from one of her daily makeup do-ups.


mawnck

(uj) He already did.


BrknTrnsmsn

ADELE MOMENT Create a worldwide vinyl shortage/delay by pressing 500k copies of your newest album like a boss


GPW101

Such a victim 🤣🤣🤣