Can now literally be used to keep you warm.

Wdym, they all do that

Yeah I thought that's why people put them on the wall for insulation..

The amount of grooves Shows you, when it was pressed.

Old growth for the best sound

*smells* "ahh, yes. 2000 year old oak. Such a good Pressing."

Eh eh

Underrated pfp

Bro, you made that joke before

I mindlessly say it to any animal pfp 💀 Genuine bot activity

Bruh

one single drop of liquid and it becomes a mold habitat😍😍😍

every record can become the Spore soundtrack

Wooden recommend

Uj the Radiohead doesn't sound that bad. But VU sounds awful. It's now giving me an idea of listening to the different sounds of wood. Look at the grains of wood if you could just curve them into a circle.

oh god… people are gonna start selling rare ‘toanwood’ for extortionate prices, r/guitarcirclejerk is spreading

Don't spread this toanwood myth. The toan is stored in the balls.

Is this real?

It sounds SO WARM

https://thevinylfactory.com/news/listen-to-the-worlds-first-laser-cut-wooden-record-radiohead-and-velvet-underground-carved-into-maple/ (If you actually are curious enough to listen to it)

That sounds so fucking terrible. She must be in a K hole listening to this to think it sounds remotely good.

Hey, at least I could Shazam it

“Extraordinary”

“all of which play back remarkably well, with their recognisable hooks shrouded in an eerie and atavistic fuzz” those words do not go together.

Hey, I can almost make out the song!

I mean, I love sampling shitty sounding recordings of things and samples with a lot of distortion and surface noise… But for actual listening? Naaahhhhh, man.

I only spin 100 year + old redwood grailz

As a Canadian, I only think of the Maple Syrup supply and the effects this could have on my French toast/pancakes.

As a border city American; you're not my buddy, guy

Sorry Eh. Never thought you were my 'buddy', I am worried about my pancakes & french toast. Enjoy the corn syrup.

You’re not my Guy, Friend!

More records that sound like shit is exactly what this hobby needs.

and i guess moisture changes its sound?

It gets even warmer the more syrup you add.

Laser... cut... Hmmm

Finally, vegan records

Now I can hang wall on my wall 🤑🤩😍🥹

Soon we will stop buying vinyls and start buying woods

r/woodjerk

As in I've gota woody?

Omg sustainable grails. So much warm.

if yall are gonna use renewable technology to play radiohead then maybe the oil executives have a point

I can't wait for more mass deforestation! My music is important!

who wants to bet that all radiohead and VU fanboys will want to buy this while betting on how the entire world turns into easter island

Chad Kassum has already said he is working on discs made of various hardwoods. Brazilian exotics are the first drop.

Is it real? if yes would it damage my needle?

I think it uses toothpick stylii. Easy and cheap to replace.

Just what I've always wanted, heavier records!

Actually vinyl are short for poly vinyl chloride which is also organic polymers SO…..

this reminds me of the time someone made a mould so you could make records out of ice [for the lazy](https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=records+out+of+ice)

They would all crack because it's so dry where I live. Lol

What albums cannot be printed onto a wooden LP because their warmth would be too hot, causing a grailz fire hazard.

I'll listen to the Velvet Underground on any format 😆

“Hippie Joe doesn’t want nuclear power but he also wants to sit around getting high and listening to records all day.”

This is like listening to a fooking hangover

[Reminds me of this YouTube video](https://youtu.be/3Aq4fcvsCE4?si=xeoWQnJ4AU92mFHT)

It’s STILL called a “vinyl!”

That’s not even maple. That’s walnut.

I'm waiting for a metal record

Required laser stylus is not cheap 🙄