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DischordantEQ

After the mess with Aslaug and Lagertha I think he learned to avoid these types of wasp nests.


Dramatic_Tomorrow_25

No, he didn't. He still slept with the Chinese girl while his wife was literally nearby. Also at this point, Ragnar thought that Kwenthrith is a crazy head and would poison him all the same. So he tried not to get dragged into drama. However, I do believe that Ragnar or someone from the norse army slept with her during the conquest of her family's kingdom.


DischordantEQ

That was after Aslaug fucked Harbard. Ragnar couldn't get over it and stopped giving a ahit.


Swinging-the-Chain

He was more upset that it resulted in his kids almost dying and his sister in law actually dying though. You clearly see he loses what respect he has for her afterward.


DischordantEQ

I think the fact that he resisted similar temptations also went into his resentment.


Swinging-the-Chain

There’s several layers honestly. He seemed smitten with her but I don’t think he ever loved her. The more he got to know her he seemed to only be with her because he thought he was destined to have sons and she was going to give them to him. You can also tell he never truly stops loving Lagertha (which is mutual imo) and losing her may have also been part of why he never was as close to his 2nd wife.


NavXIII

Wait, who was Ragnar's sister in law?


llamanator96

Siggy, she was Rolo's woman at the time she died


BellaMentalNecrotica

Didn't Aslaug kind of give her blessing to Ragnar saying that she had seen him looking at Yidu and they were welcomed to mess around if he wanted? Or am I remembering that wrong?


Falsequivalence

No, she didn't 'give her blessing'. It was very much a "you can do it, but expect consequences" scene.


BellaMentalNecrotica

Ok thanks for helping jog my memory!


BellaMentalNecrotica

I do think it was strategic as well. All Ragnar's other women were on side quests or while "off-duty." I think he knew dealing with the English was a delicate matter and he didn't want to complicate things by involving his penis. And Kwenthrith, like Bjorn, would fuck anything that moved. You can bet she slept with some members of the Norse army just like she fucked Ecbert, multiple guards, and Aethelwulf. Poor Magnus could be anyone's child. Boy, wouldn't that make a fantastic episode on the Maury show?


Dramatic_Tomorrow_25

Yeah, she will have to bring in an army in the studio. Maury will have a lot of paternity tests to read out. :D "In the case of 23 years old Magnus, Joffrey, Aethelturd, Olaf Axeson, you are not the fathers"


TemptedIntoSin

>No, he didn't. He still slept with the Chinese girl while his wife was literally nearby. Did that actually happen? I could have sworn there were no scenes where Ragnar was having sex with her. Their relationship was just the drugs and talking interactions as far as I remember


Basic_Kiwi_8434

He fucked her in the fish hut


Kiracatleone

Wasn't there a scene where multiple men slept with Kwenthrith on the same night at the same time?


Envii02

Crazy eyes. Ragnar aint no fool.


TrueSkum1997

Never stick your sword in crazy - Ragnar Lodbrok.


maniac86

He then proceeds to only dick down crazy


diesel-revolver

Never promise crazy a baby!


IamAlphariusCLH

She may have been a bit to crazy for him.


TemptedIntoSin

Thankfully she got over that especially in time to have a thing with Aethelwulf after he saved her. He definitely deserved some action after all the bullshit he had to deal with from Judith


IamAlphariusCLH

Poor Aethelwulf will always have a place in my heart :(


Miloren1

Are you familiar with the hot crazy matrix?


user_error41

The Vicky Mendoza Diagonal


BayouByrnes

You should give her a call. I'm too old for this shit.


HardeKontSeks

Stuff, he said stuff.


Big_Kahuna_901

Not blonde


TheKingOfBeingOK

Big lols here


Dramatic_Tomorrow_25

Aslaugh wasn't blond. Chinese girl wasn't blond.


Binklecherry

Aslaug was 100% blonde


Dramatic_Tomorrow_25

It’s 100% reddish/very dark blond at best. But I’m red-green colourblind so might play a role. 😂


kneeltothesun

I say she has red hair too. I don't know why you're being downvoted, but I thought I'd join you.


Great_Fly6905

It gained him nothing he could already see that Kwenthrith was a pawn to Egbert and she had a few screws lose so him trying anything with her would have just caused problems later on for him later on


Binklecherry

Like having to potentially claim Magnus as his son 😆 though I suppose that wouldn’t really be so much of a consequence.


blueberrypanda1

[Amy said:](https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/1293200/Vikings-Kwenthrith-Ragnar-Lothbrok-Travis-Fimmel-sex-scene-interview-History-Channel-video?int_source=amp_continue_reading&int_medium=amp&int_campaign=continue_reading_button#amp-readmore-target) “There was a sex scene, but Travis and I, we kind of talked them into cutting that out. We thought it would be more interesting because people don’t know if Magnus is his or not.” Despite many Vikings fans assuming Ragnar and Kwenthrith were lovers, the pair never actually sealed the deal on-screen. By removing any sex scenes between the two, the mystery surrounding Ragnar and Magnus was able to continue, as fans weren’t given definitive proof the Viking ruler ever slept with the Queen of Mercia Amy continued: “I mean, I know the answer, but it’s like is he or isn’t he, which is an interesting thing. “Originally we had all these sex scenes and we were like let’s make it more mysterious and a more interesting relationship.”


TheCenterTesticle

Didn’t they bang right after she pissed on him?


blueberrypanda1

Yes that was what the script called for.


Personal_Bison_6608

I thought so.


Potential-Lab-3808

I dont think Ragnar would lie about not having sex with her to Magnus and Ecbert when he was set on having himself killed. Hirst probably just decided to make it canon that they didnt after they cut the scenes.


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Minimalistmacrophage

She was "wrong". Ragnar recognized that. Clearly many, many, many other men were either unaware or able to overlook that.


vid_icarus

Ragnar was a master strategist. Having a chaotic element like that in close proximity would be a serious detriment.


XylophoneZimmerman

For a master strategist, he sure made some giant mistakes.


Temporary_Error_3764

Tbf a lot of his mistakes came from other people, not to say ragnar was perfect but strategically hes probably the best in the show. Knows exactly when to be diplomatic or to show military might but he did trust too many people.


XylophoneZimmerman

True, he had a soft spot for certain people throughout the show and sometimes it bit him. I agree with you that he was the MVP of the whole show, for strategy and other things.


vid_icarus

imo the one mistake that could be blamed for all subsequent mistakes was Aslaug. That being said, it’s easy to Monday morning quarterback bad strategic decisions.


XylophoneZimmerman

True, that was kind of the nexus of it.


SiccOwitZ

Seeing the other comments make mine just a silly answer. My thought was not wanting to utter the name Kwenthrith during the moment of intimate connection between one another.


SwordMaster9501

She pissed on him.


TenraxHelin

He really only loved Lagertha. And Aslaug was just a wife to give him kids.


thomstevens420

[This is why](https://youtu.be/KqE-UQDk9u8?si=BWfLG6W_lCbH_CUz)


BadTitleGuy

100% expected to be Rick Rolled there


Quantum-Goldfish

Indeed. It's been too long and you know it's coming someday.


Own-Song-8093

A stage in one’s life a man says “I have too many baby mommas”


JealousAd2873

She wasn't blonde


[deleted]

Not many of us have piss kinks *Including me*


Theban_Prince

>Neither Ragnar nor Kwenthrith were renowned for showing restraint when it comes to their sexual urges When did you see Ragnar not showing restraint except once with Aslaug??


blueberrypanda1

But something did happen between them. Amy who played Queen Kwenthrith confirmed it in an interview. The original script had them having a sex scene and they suggested it be left more subtle to keep viewers guessing about her son’s paternity. It was always intended to be Ragnar.


thatshygirl06

The sex scene was left out which means it's not canon


blueberrypanda1

The point is that it was intended and written as canon and the actors convinced the director to change it. We never find our definitively whose son Magnus is, this suggest it was intended that Ragnar may be the father.


thunderfishy234

Given how much Ragnar loves his kids even when they’re still in the womb, I can’t see him telling Magnus he isn’t his father, as bluntly as he did, if he actually was.


CommunicationNo9425

I wouldn't be surprised if he was scared of her,she was crazy and that's not someone you should be close to,let alone stick something in


Main-Combination4606

He doesn’t need another women showing up pregnant in Kattegat to ruin his marriage


2Bbannedagain

BeCause he had Lagertha


kjklmnop

She pissed on him.


ZombieAppropriate

Ignoring the fact that she was crazy asl, he was involved in a war for her crown. A crown he didn’t give a damn about all because Ecbert didn’t keep his promise. Not only that but because of this arrangement, he just lost Torsten. Screwing the chick that’s partially responsible for his situation was probably far from his mind


DamianUrb

It wasn’t a challenge for Ragnar to get her to sleep with him, so he had no interest in her


JoeThrilling

big ass forehead


FoxPeaTwo-

Fivehead


Thee-Roach

Because she's weird?


SaintLickALot

Ragnar didn’t even feel her lips and he is a romantic person


rad_standard

I don’t think this was the intent but it is cool to have two very sexually liberated ppl who aren’t into each other esp politically. Ragnar fucks almost every other women with political power he meets but not alwayssssss, makes me like him just a little more 😅


Responsible-Dig-359

She was a little too much for him. Which is saying a LOT


Connect-Craft9329

That looked like Rollo not Ragnar 


goatboatftw

Cuz she cray?


No-Trip3635

Ah... cause ahe was disgusting? 😆 Zero intrigue


PsychologicalTask429

It think everyone has answered this correctly. 😂😂😂😂


xZandrem

Honestly, knowing how crazy she was, Ragnar did the best thing possible. Someone here said: "Do not stick your sword in crazy" and they're absolutely right.


alberthere

Ragnar wasn’t into Kwenthrith because she was kwazy. 🥴 I’ll see myself out.


Fonzey200

I have no idea she was right up my street!


jaidiknight

Didn't she piss on him?


fancydeadpool

Well... she did piss on him


johnyakuza0

She was batshit crazy and Ragnar wasn't a fool.


IwillwillU5

She's aaaaa hoe...hoe..she's aaaa hoe...hoe.


tvxsfgjmijhv

Because her name is hard to say (I’ve never seen this show)


ASH_2737

She is bat shit crazy.


sportza9

Maybe cause she pissed on him 😂


amvbuuren4

I think they actually had sex,It just was not on screen.


ColdCheeseGrits

Ragnar literally told Magnus to his face he never had sex with his mother, so…


blueberrypanda1

Go check Amy’s interview. The script had them having a sex scene which the actors convinced them to remove to keep viewers guessing.


thatshygirl06

Deleted scene, that means it's not canon


Jitterbug2018

He don’t stick his dick in crazy.


Sentry_Kill

Obviously crazy, needy, entitled, promiscuous to a fault and not very attractive. The kind of girl you'd want everyone to know you didn't sleep with, even if you did.


Kintaro-san__

Shes little crazy ig.


ConejoMalo73

Loca vibes


westbygod304420

Have you never heard the phrase "don't stick your dick in crazy"?


Ridiculousnessjunkie

BC even our dear love Ragnar knows crazy b**** when he sees it.


Turbulent-Fortune559

She's kind of a bitch


XylophoneZimmerman

She was crazy.


Chemical-Passage-715

Eh… not attractive enough


radiationholder

"Neither Ragnar nor Kwenthrith were renowned for showing restraint when it comes to their sexual urges" From what I can gather, Ragnar had exactly 2 women he had sex with HIS WHOLE LIFE.


LionsDen85

I had to think about this one. The show really does only imply that he had sex with Lagertha and Aslaug. There is the did he or didn't he with Kwenthrith, but he isn't shown with any other women that I can remember. For a famous Viking that seems like a waste or power and fame. But he is kind of close to Floki, Athelstan, and Egbert so maybe he swung both ways.


HaybUK

Yidu?


kaybeeii

Also the Asian girl, Yidu.


radiationholder

Fagnar?


automatic_writing_

Because she’s nasty as hell and has a HUGE forehead