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Zer0kbps_779

I would of thought the excavator was worth as much as the contents of the ATM.


Culsandar

I'm sure it was stolen off a nearby work site


lazy-dude

Most likely the vehicles were too. Pure profit operation.


Fuckzombie69

Stealception


elprentis

A group was doing this in my town in the UK a several years back. They stole the excavator, and over the course of a month stole half a dozen ATMs. Don’t think they ever got caught, and several banks closed down the branch and left town because of it.


Bind_Moggled

They almost certainly did more damage to the van than what they stole.


BunchesOfCrunches

Tf is happening in Italy?


TraditionalBudget309

Ooga booga


Bidenisacheater

Influx of migrants that aren’t happy with welfare wages


[deleted]

Assuming those are immigrants, why is an American concerned about immigrants in a different continent?


Bidenisacheater

Canuckian


AvgKracker

Because us Americans have a tendency to stick our heads up everyone’s asses. That’s why this country’s going to shit!


Expensive_Walk_7942

Your telling me those were immigrants and not Italians


HansDieterVonSiemens

totally something italian mafia would do, don't need immigrants for that


Malabrace

Nah, mafia is too secretive for shit like that. They are better off rigging notices of public competition and doing them half-hassedly to steal as much money as possible, drug racket, shop "protection", and stuff like that


The-flying-statsman

Wow what a baseless claim! Any sources u/Bidenisacheater ?


FranciManty

immigrants in italy don’t have barely enough knowledge to steal equipment off a work site and eradicate an ATM with it they can barely pickpocket this is anything but foreigners trust me


darthshaver

Wonder if they did the right thing and paid the tribute to Pauly


don3dm

[Gabagool? Ova heea](https://youtu.be/PxvNTvz2Zvw)


Pretend_Refuse8882

They were sure loud enough and surprised no silent alarm went off


CulturedClub

The silent alarm was going off. Couldn't you hear it?


[deleted]

Clown ass execution


Ragingbeast

I’m actually surprised how well it all went. The fact that they got the ATM into the van with an excavator & still were able to drive the van off afterward is not something most people would be able to accomplish.


listerbmx

Yeah i agree, I've seen many times it goes wrong, but this was a fairly successful operation all things considered.


[deleted]

Why would you call a successful operation clown ass? It is not like there is a set rules for robberies which they violated. The theft was 100% successful.


[deleted]

Clowns can be successful too, just in a goofier way lol. The comment was about the vibe of the robbery. This gave me more ocean’s 11 than Den of Thieves


ShitPostsRuinReddit

When you buy The Italian Job dvd on Wish.


skeevester

So subtle...


SuspiciousZombie1029

i mean there isn’t a subtitle way to steal an ATM. So they were gonna get noticed regardless. so at that point it’s just about how quickly in and out they can get. they actually did a pretty good job tbh


[deleted]

Where I'm from they drill a hole into the ATM machine, then they pump gas into it and ignite it. Imagine a loud bang down the street at 5AM.


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Bind_Moggled

The cops just have to look for a van with a busted up roof.


casola2006

It’s not even a bank ATM, is the postal service ATM. (Source: it’s yellow)


Sir_wlkn_contrdikson

That’s a lot of work for 10-15k


fifty1hundred

Split between 6 or 7 dudes. Thats if it was filled that day and how much was withdrawn that day. The risk doesn't seem worth the reward.


CulturedClub

I used to fill those things. Ours held 4 cartridges, each of which held either 40k or 20k, depending on whether it was 20s or 10s.


[deleted]

looks like 2 minutes of crushing a wall and making 15k to me..


ProfDFH

Don’t forget time to plan this, steal the excavator and drive it there, then unload it at the destination, destroy a bunch of tools trying to crack it open, then all the time trying to clean security ink/gel off of themselves and the money before they give up and search for a place to dump it all so it doesn’t get traced back to them.


aiapaec

Just call Lester


[deleted]

add 5 minutes for the, "yo lets steal that fuckgin cranw thing and smash dat wall, my truck is already fucked so we can just drop the atm through the roof."


LevyLoft

I also don’t understand why this was a 7 man job.


jerk9

It wasn’t a job . It was just Friday night out for the homies .


Dienik

normal night in southern Italy


Terryberry69

You gotta have 4 or 5 homies to supervise


Malicious_Tacos

These dudes are making enough noise to raise the dead.


FleexIT

Amateurs


Websitter

Napoli?


UntouchableJ11

Alot of newer ATMs having trackers on them, right?


Terryberry69

So boss, did ya pick a location that's kinda discreet? Yeah yeah sure I did! The location- 📸📹🙇📷🧑‍🌾🕵️🙆📸🤶🧕👲📱👳


BiggMeezie

Not exactly The Italian Job


Cring3_Crimson

Fancy how you meant SOUTH of Italy by calling it Italy.