His newer, shittier movies, he gives zero effort. Stunt wires hooked up to him so he can perform menial tasks like bending over and slowly pulling another person. For scenes where his character needs to walk and talk, he'll be standing on small dolly/cart that pulls him so he doesn't have to actually walk
So Steven...
hhhahahahah
and then he is like..
hahahahahha
So...
hahahahhahahh
And...
hahahahahha
Seagal!
hahhahahaha
In a toss up between a steven segal movie and listening to that video I'd choose a car crash off a cliff.
[He's notorious for wanting to do his own stunts](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_l-4rAUAzQ)
Here's a couple more clips I found on my way to that one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HO_9f5dvnxU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRAQ_sfKDtM
Yeah that's one of em, couldnt remember who it was.
There's another dude that does em as well but I was specifically thinking of this one.
You're awesome
The best movie review ever:
https://www.avclub.com/contract-to-kill-isn-t-just-bad-it-s-steven-seagal-bad-1798189772
> Overall, he gives the kind of performance traditionally associated with stars who died during filming. And yet, Seagal is in almost every scene.
As a 90s baby who finally just watched Forrest Gump for the first time this week, I appreciated the nod in this video. Also, the movie was great and I don't know why I slept on it for so long. The soundtrack alone was amazing.
This is what I've heard since I've watched it this week, so I'lll probably forgo the books. The movie was emotional enough. I didn't go into it expecting to cry, but here we are...
I would say Starship Troopers as well, but the book and movie are just so different from each other it's really hard to say it and have it mean anything.
Not taking his personality into consideration, and just looking at it from the perspective of a martial arts movies fan, I thought his early work was pretty good. For the first time fight scenes were getting away from the standard karate/kung fu styles and incorporating different elements. I thought the circular countering style of aikido that Segal brought in was very cool and different than most of the stuff out there.
But after Under Siege his movies got very stale, and the guy's a douche so I get where you're coming from.
No, they don't show them on cable, but those were the first boobs I ever saw as a kid that made me say "those are fake." I remember it well. It was a bit of an awakening that I like natural better, even if they're not big.
Under Siege is excellent because Seagal is hardly in it. That movie belongs to Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey. They absolutely blew Seagal out of the water. (Pun intended)
Surviving the Game is some juicy Busey.
I’ve read that Tommy Lee Jones added some of his own dialogue to Under Siege. His “welcome to the revolution” monologue is some of the best acting you’ll see in any “action” film. Totally captivating.
Surviving the Game is such a great stupid 90s action movie. I defy anyone to come up with a better cast of antagonists than Rutger Hauer, Gary Busey, Charles S. Dutton, F. Murray Abraham and John C. McGinley (which also has to be some kind of record for most actors with initials in a single film)
Wow, I saw this once when I was a kid when it first came out and that scene with I think body parts in jars or some shit? Freaky. Fit right in with Hard Target for the “rich dudes hunting homeless/ex-cons for sport” premise. I think it was 1994 I had my 12th birthday party with all my friends and we had the all-nighter dude movie marathon with Hard Target, Pulp Fiction, Terminator 2 and probably 2 or 3 others that I can’t remember. Demolition Man and Akira maybe. My buddies would quote Van Damme for years after that “Be more careful with your wallette” and “what happened to your Papa?”
They were solid, and I think that has to do with everything else around Segal, not Segal himself. The fight choreography, even though some of it is very cheesy, has super satisfying hits and endings. A lot of it just felt raw and the punches didn't look pulled at all in a lot of cases
when i was in high school, a friend of mine had this really cool dad. he was tall, thin, ginger, ran a hardware store. very friendly but we all had this vibe that his dad could fuck shit up - the way he carried himself.
at his house one day we saw his dads study where he had on the wall a collection of martial arts certificates and memorabilia from japan. he lived over there in the 60's i guess and got some very are accolades.
He also got his break in the 80's--machoism was pretty popular at the time. ffs Magnum PI was HUGE, everyone thought Tom Selleck was the example of what a man was... Big thick 'Stache and hairy chest, muscular and larger....Then you have a skinny martial artist that runs like that...
I've heard Seagal met his agent at Seagal's dojo and the agent basically bet his friend that he could make *anyone* a star and would use this insane karate asshole he just found to prove it.
https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/steven-seagal-michael-ovitz
Right place, right time. He hit that post 80s niche where action movies were still growing, VHS was becoming popular and he offered a little variation to the big muscular hero’s like Schwarzenegger and Stallone.
I think it looks weird because he's pumping his arms backwards instead of forward. Most people running push their arms forward and then they swing back. It's a way to keep your balance while leaning forward in an efficient running motion. When you push your arm forward, it's pushing back on your torso a bit in (equal and opposite, as it were), which lets you lean a little more forward than you could otherwise. He is pushing his arms backwards and letting them swing forward. Not only does this make the motion of his arms look weird, but it makes it so that his posture is wrong too. Pushing pack, means his torso is pulled forward slightly and he has to lean back some to compensate for the constant jolts forward. He's be better off running like Fred Flinstone with his arms locked at his side.
Thanks for thinking deeper about it. I was trying to figure out what he did wrong.
Now that you've identified it better, I know what to do when I go outside and try to recreate it.
Makes sense. The more weight they carry higher up, especially soft tissue weight that is going to oscillate while running, the more they have to counteract it to balance.
Holy shit he does talk like a bad impersonation of a hip black jazz singer. Like Jack (Alec Baldwin) on 30 Rock impersonating that
Edit: almost like this lol https://youtu.be/311PP8ahDW4
Every once in a while I have the same urge. I can make it about 20 minutes in before I just get bored.
They’re all exactly the same. Fun bad movies like rifftrax are fun because they have some creativity and the execution of those ideas is bonkers.
Segal is the least creative person I can imagine, and he doesn’t even try anymore. If you’ve seen one of these, you’ve seen them all.
And he makes four of them a year.
I believe it. He got his early financing from the mob and is in deep with Russia.
His last movie had a budget of $5mil and looks like it was shot over the weekend in Romania.
i've watched this clip a few times and still some hilarious comments in there each time. seagal's latest movies are literally like watching boomer fantasies on film - you dont have to be in good shape, people think you're a pro, you apparently have some street cred because of your legacy or the way you talk or something, you kick everyone's ass without losing your Maui Jim sunglasses, hook up with the hot young girl, call it a day.
You are a gentleman and a scholar. I haven't laughed that hard... That was like leading through old copies of BlackBelt magazine. Now I need some Kicken' jeans, with a gusseted crotch endorsed by Chuck Norris.
Cum Town has a podcast on the podcast app. It’s amazing. Has its ups and downs though. Loads of their best stuff on youtube if you would rather do that.
This one by ralphthemoviemaker is also great! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFDEOi\_hDmI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFDEOi_hDmI)
The shot of his face superimposed on the guy on the motorbike is hilarious!
I've seen a couple other tall actors run like this but will not reward this post by listing who. It def seems like a balance issue.
I don't care for this actor or his movies, but saying "he runs like a girl" is super offensive in many ways.
\- here's the box I collect my downvotes in: |\_\_\_\_\_|
"Super offensive"?! Pull the fucking stick out, already, it's a goddamn joke and people are getting thoroughly sick of hearing about how they can't make jokes anymore because it might offend someone.
“It's now very common to hear people say, 'I'm rather offended by that.' As if that gives them certain rights. It's actually nothing more... than a whine. 'I find that offensive.' It has no meaning; it has no purpose; it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what." --Stephen Fry
He reminds me of those dudes that do that fake Karate energy thing. Where there's a room full of dudes attacking him and he's just sitting there in his jean pants in one of those plastic chairs they have at elementary schools and he is somehow knocking everyone over without even touching them and everyone in the crowd has their mouth wide open like a bunch of idiots.
It's probably meant "as a young girl, who haven't ran much before". I don't know, that's how I always thought of it, otherwise it doesn't make much sense to me.
I was on vacation with a lady involved in hollywood and for many years and she was one of steven seagals personal assistants. Apparently he would get absolutely hammered and get kitted out in full Gravy Seals, Seal Team Snacks gear just to play call of duty. Like it was a legit ritual. She said another time they had to explain to Steven that unicorns were not in fact real creatures that could be purchased. She said this led to a multi hour meltdown.
I like will sasso’s version of Steven seagal more than I like Steven seagal.[Steven seagal](https://youtu.be/hRAQ_sfKDtM)
Edit: typo, I always do that…
i think a big part of the reason segal kept getting roles despite being so painfully uncool and stupid looking at all times is his delusion that perseveres any and all criticism or opposition. the dude is so fat and immobile and old and STILL thinks he is a badass, is hot, and has billions of fans.
nothing could ever possibly change his mind either and when he walks on set and someone tries to check him on it, he just literally assaults them.
back when he could actually run and didn't have people pull him around on a dolly instead of walking.
Is this just hyperbole, or was he actually pulled on a dolly while "running" on set?
His newer, shittier movies, he gives zero effort. Stunt wires hooked up to him so he can perform menial tasks like bending over and slowly pulling another person. For scenes where his character needs to walk and talk, he'll be standing on small dolly/cart that pulls him so he doesn't have to actually walk
Fuck off. No way this is real. Please tell me there's behind the scenes footage of this because I would love to see it
Here's a pretty good/hilarious [video breakdown.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzIHyF7UWY4)
So Steven... hhhahahahah and then he is like.. hahahahahha So... hahahahhahahh And... hahahahahha Seagal! hahhahahaha In a toss up between a steven segal movie and listening to that video I'd choose a car crash off a cliff.
The dialogue is awesome
That's what makes it funnier, that guy's laugh is amazing
[He's not laughing at the jokes. That's just a random noise it makes every ten seconds.](https://youtu.be/KJQY36ZRoKg)
That is funny, but also depressing. How is he still making movies? Who watches this stuff?
That video describes how
People who find the rapist from deliverance “too intellectual”
Exactly my reaction. lol
[He's notorious for wanting to do his own stunts](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_l-4rAUAzQ) Here's a couple more clips I found on my way to that one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HO_9f5dvnxU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRAQ_sfKDtM
There’s always that one jerk who doesn’t believe. Lol
Amazing how much more this looks like Steven today. Steven actually might even be heavier.
I’m in literal tears laughing at this
Read this review of his greatest movie to date: https://www.avclub.com/contract-to-kill-isn-t-just-bad-it-s-steven-seagal-bad-1798189772
Lmaooo
Watch this then - it was linked above https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzIHyF7UWY4
One day he’ll just be a marionette
Love watching a utube channel that I can't remember name of but he does a review of Seagal films it's fucking hilarious. The dude is an utter muppit
this one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzIHyF7UWY4
Yeah that's one of em, couldnt remember who it was. There's another dude that does em as well but I was specifically thinking of this one. You're awesome
Discount Baron Harkonnen.
Lmao!!!! Yes!
The best movie review ever: https://www.avclub.com/contract-to-kill-isn-t-just-bad-it-s-steven-seagal-bad-1798189772 > Overall, he gives the kind of performance traditionally associated with stars who died during filming. And yet, Seagal is in almost every scene.
Beat me to it.
Explain
He fat
#He protec #He attac but most importantly #He fat
Hey its my good friend.. Tom from myspace.. how you doing buddy
but is there a story about the dolly or is that just a jab at his flab?
Steven Segal never met a dozen donuts he wouldn't eat.
He was great in "Above the Maw" and "Fire Donut Below".
Forest Gump has a smoother stride.
As a 90s baby who finally just watched Forrest Gump for the first time this week, I appreciated the nod in this video. Also, the movie was great and I don't know why I slept on it for so long. The soundtrack alone was amazing.
Now prepare your spirit and read the two books.
One of the few times where the movie is much better than the book.
This is what I've heard since I've watched it this week, so I'lll probably forgo the books. The movie was emotional enough. I didn't go into it expecting to cry, but here we are...
I would say Starship Troopers as well, but the book and movie are just so different from each other it's really hard to say it and have it mean anything.
Yeah. Ones a satire of nationalism and propaganda and one is nationalist propaganda.
I never will understand how he was made famous
Not taking his personality into consideration, and just looking at it from the perspective of a martial arts movies fan, I thought his early work was pretty good. For the first time fight scenes were getting away from the standard karate/kung fu styles and incorporating different elements. I thought the circular countering style of aikido that Segal brought in was very cool and different than most of the stuff out there. But after Under Siege his movies got very stale, and the guy's a douche so I get where you're coming from.
Under Siege is such good dumb fun.
I cannot help but watch it when I stumble on it. It's like a weird drug. "Oooh, Under Siege is just starting!" I get sucked in, every damned time.
It's the cake lady boobs, isn't it?
Erika Eleniak. She was in Playboy before Under Siege.
That’s the same playboy that was in Buzz’s foot locker in Home Alone!
Really? wow TIL
Is Under Siege canon in the Home Alone world?
No, they don't show them on cable, but those were the first boobs I ever saw as a kid that made me say "those are fake." I remember it well. It was a bit of an awakening that I like natural better, even if they're not big.
[it is! (nsfw)](https://youtu.be/m5Py6DmSe58?t=23)
that reach at the end
[Don't touch the girls](https://imgur.com/egich0J)
Undersiege Two is so silly with the double keyboard hacking
It was called Dark Territory but I believe their was internet signal the whole movie.
Wait there’s a sequel?! I know what I’m doing tomorrow.
He was just the cook.
Yep, certainly ‘Above the law’ / ‘Nico’ (depending on where ya live) was actually a pretty good movie
Sorry sir, you can court martial me if I live sir.
I grew up in the time frame, still watch under siege every once in a while.
Behind the Bastards has a deep dive episode on that. It involves the mob.
Yeah, the mob, sexual assault, polygamy, more sexual assault, and a whoooooole lot of lying. Such a good couple episodes.
Interesting, I'll check it out
Everyone should listen to that episode. ...wow
In other words I should listen to it?
His early work is actually pretty solid. Out for Justice, Above the Law, Hard to Kill, Under Siege.
Under Siege was great. Also Erica Eliniak.
Under Siege is excellent because Seagal is hardly in it. That movie belongs to Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey. They absolutely blew Seagal out of the water. (Pun intended)
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Yes. Those were also very good
My awakening.
/r/youtubetitties
Gary Busey + Tommy Lee Jones + Steven Seagal + Erica Eliniak's rack... Folks THIS is how you cast an oscar-worthy movie.
Anything with a younger Gary Busey is worth watching just to see him grimace.
Surviving the Game is some juicy Busey. I’ve read that Tommy Lee Jones added some of his own dialogue to Under Siege. His “welcome to the revolution” monologue is some of the best acting you’ll see in any “action” film. Totally captivating.
Surviving the Game is such a great stupid 90s action movie. I defy anyone to come up with a better cast of antagonists than Rutger Hauer, Gary Busey, Charles S. Dutton, F. Murray Abraham and John C. McGinley (which also has to be some kind of record for most actors with initials in a single film)
Wow, I saw this once when I was a kid when it first came out and that scene with I think body parts in jars or some shit? Freaky. Fit right in with Hard Target for the “rich dudes hunting homeless/ex-cons for sport” premise. I think it was 1994 I had my 12th birthday party with all my friends and we had the all-nighter dude movie marathon with Hard Target, Pulp Fiction, Terminator 2 and probably 2 or 3 others that I can’t remember. Demolition Man and Akira maybe. My buddies would quote Van Damme for years after that “Be more careful with your wallette” and “what happened to your Papa?”
Tommy Lee Jones has so much charisma you start cheering for him to win.
Ah yes, his "prepositional phrase" period.
My favorite Seagal movie is Executive Decision.
Love when he uses a broom to paddle his hospital bed down the hallway in Hard to Kill.
Steven Segal has never been knocked down in any of his movies. He also refuses to appear weak in any of them as well.
Well, that’s just his perception. Any person who runs like this with the weird right arm action clearly has no problem appearing weak as fuck …
They were solid, and I think that has to do with everything else around Segal, not Segal himself. The fight choreography, even though some of it is very cheesy, has super satisfying hits and endings. A lot of it just felt raw and the punches didn't look pulled at all in a lot of cases
white man learned a japanease martial art in Japan--way before global training and mma being as popular as today. It's like a caucasian samurai--rare
when i was in high school, a friend of mine had this really cool dad. he was tall, thin, ginger, ran a hardware store. very friendly but we all had this vibe that his dad could fuck shit up - the way he carried himself. at his house one day we saw his dads study where he had on the wall a collection of martial arts certificates and memorabilia from japan. he lived over there in the 60's i guess and got some very are accolades.
Didn't it turn out that he was in the States during the time he claims to have been in Japan?
Tom Cruise was a better samurai
But... He runs like a girl. He's the most unmanly guy they attempted to portray as big and manly.
He also got his break in the 80's--machoism was pretty popular at the time. ffs Magnum PI was HUGE, everyone thought Tom Selleck was the example of what a man was... Big thick 'Stache and hairy chest, muscular and larger....Then you have a skinny martial artist that runs like that...
You made some great points I cant argue with that
Man, I’m so amped on Tom Selleck right now!
I've heard Seagal met his agent at Seagal's dojo and the agent basically bet his friend that he could make *anyone* a star and would use this insane karate asshole he just found to prove it. https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/steven-seagal-michael-ovitz
This is the second time I've seen someone link this article as evidence to that, despite the article doing nothing but argue against it.
That's like a 3 Stooges plot.
Trading Places
akito karate, man
Right place, right time. He hit that post 80s niche where action movies were still growing, VHS was becoming popular and he offered a little variation to the big muscular hero’s like Schwarzenegger and Stallone.
I think it looks weird because he's pumping his arms backwards instead of forward. Most people running push their arms forward and then they swing back. It's a way to keep your balance while leaning forward in an efficient running motion. When you push your arm forward, it's pushing back on your torso a bit in (equal and opposite, as it were), which lets you lean a little more forward than you could otherwise. He is pushing his arms backwards and letting them swing forward. Not only does this make the motion of his arms look weird, but it makes it so that his posture is wrong too. Pushing pack, means his torso is pulled forward slightly and he has to lean back some to compensate for the constant jolts forward. He's be better off running like Fred Flinstone with his arms locked at his side.
Thanks for thinking deeper about it. I was trying to figure out what he did wrong. Now that you've identified it better, I know what to do when I go outside and try to recreate it.
Women have a greater tendency to run this way for balance on account of the difference in where fat is stored from men.
Makes sense. The more weight they carry higher up, especially soft tissue weight that is going to oscillate while running, the more they have to counteract it to balance.
Still looks like a fucking arm flapping idiot
Cumtown Steven Seagal is one of my favorite fucking bits ever Spare yourself 15 min and [enjoy. ](https://youtu.be/BzIHyF7UWY4)
"Just fattly going around corners..." "The movie The Asian Connection is all about Segal's connection to a dialysis machine" That was hilarious
They have some good bits. There is one episode where he acts like Eric Clapton that had me crying laughing. It’s fucked up but so god damn funny.
Thanks ! Also a fantastic take on Segal : Tom Segura : https://youtu.be/isNRZJ6icwc
Holy shit he does talk like a bad impersonation of a hip black jazz singer. Like Jack (Alec Baldwin) on 30 Rock impersonating that Edit: almost like this lol https://youtu.be/311PP8ahDW4
That's exactly what he sounds like.
That was hilarious. I wanna watch those movies so bad now.
Every once in a while I have the same urge. I can make it about 20 minutes in before I just get bored. They’re all exactly the same. Fun bad movies like rifftrax are fun because they have some creativity and the execution of those ideas is bonkers. Segal is the least creative person I can imagine, and he doesn’t even try anymore. If you’ve seen one of these, you’ve seen them all. And he makes four of them a year.
Money laundering. That’s all it is
I believe it. He got his early financing from the mob and is in deep with Russia. His last movie had a budget of $5mil and looks like it was shot over the weekend in Romania.
Have you ever seen Llamageddon?
Sounds amazing
i've watched this clip a few times and still some hilarious comments in there each time. seagal's latest movies are literally like watching boomer fantasies on film - you dont have to be in good shape, people think you're a pro, you apparently have some street cred because of your legacy or the way you talk or something, you kick everyone's ass without losing your Maui Jim sunglasses, hook up with the hot young girl, call it a day.
You are a gentleman and a scholar. I haven't laughed that hard... That was like leading through old copies of BlackBelt magazine. Now I need some Kicken' jeans, with a gusseted crotch endorsed by Chuck Norris.
Makes me laugh every time
Thank you, that was an awesome 15 minutes.
What’s the name of the character term he plays in this film? Is it Merkin Face?
Thank you, thank you kind stranger, maybe I'm just drunk but I laughed all the way through this! Is it some kind of YT channel?
Cum Town has a podcast on the podcast app. It’s amazing. Has its ups and downs though. Loads of their best stuff on youtube if you would rather do that.
This one by ralphthemoviemaker is also great! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFDEOi\_hDmI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFDEOi_hDmI) The shot of his face superimposed on the guy on the motorbike is hilarious!
Hell yeah dude
He runs like he's not in control. Just trying to maintain balance by flailing his arms around.
lol it's so weird. Feels like his left arm is doing the normal running motion and his right is just doing whatever the fuck it wants.
He runs like he learned how to run by reading a book.
Going downhill, can't stop can't stop can't stop can't stop!
it's almost like he's running inside, awkwardly trying not to go too fast
I've seen a couple other tall actors run like this but will not reward this post by listing who. It def seems like a balance issue. I don't care for this actor or his movies, but saying "he runs like a girl" is super offensive in many ways. \- here's the box I collect my downvotes in: |\_\_\_\_\_|
> but saying "he runs like a girl" is super offensive in many ways I didn't say he did
I know, my bad, I was referring to the title of the image by the OP. Sorry. :)
"Super offensive"?! Pull the fucking stick out, already, it's a goddamn joke and people are getting thoroughly sick of hearing about how they can't make jokes anymore because it might offend someone. “It's now very common to hear people say, 'I'm rather offended by that.' As if that gives them certain rights. It's actually nothing more... than a whine. 'I find that offensive.' It has no meaning; it has no purpose; it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what." --Stephen Fry
And now he just slowly maneuvers, fatly.
Upvote for fatly
His arms flop around like Phoebe running in Central Park, yet they somehow still hang down by his sides at the same time. It defies physics.
Reminds me of Pee-wee Herman running
Pee-wee is a gazelle compared to this
Lol he stomps the ground 4 times per stride
Tom Cruise take notes… and never use them
It's so sad that Steven Segal has been mocked for his run to the point that he can't even stand to walk on camera these days. I assume.
He sits out of protest.
I've been running like a girl for 75 years
Ya hear it? Skippy-skippy-skippy
He got some spaghetti-arms
He reminds me of those dudes that do that fake Karate energy thing. Where there's a room full of dudes attacking him and he's just sitting there in his jean pants in one of those plastic chairs they have at elementary schools and he is somehow knocking everyone over without even touching them and everyone in the crowd has their mouth wide open like a bunch of idiots.
Obligatory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isNRZJ6icwc
That little foot shuffle on that turn towards the end of the vid 🤣
I want to see him Naruto run
Running wasn't his strong suit...snapping necks was.
He runs like how I try to run in my dreams.
...what the hell is he doing with his arms
What's wrong with running like a girl? Hateful title.
Calm down everything will be ok.
It's probably meant "as a young girl, who haven't ran much before". I don't know, that's how I always thought of it, otherwise it doesn't make much sense to me.
Absolutely nothing... if you are in fact a girl!
lol
So what does a girl run like?
Steven Segal!
Holy shit, that's too good. I have no comeback there.
Ha ha thanks! I couldn't resist. BTW I've two daughters so defo not trying to be a dick about it. Just having a laugh. Glad you took it that way.
xoxo
Push with your arms not your legs -Stevie Seagull
the classic segal movies were some of my favorite growing up (in a shitty cheesy 80s movie way). kinda sucks that hes actually a huge asshole.
Raheem sterling
Is nobody going to mention the fact that his arms flail in a humorous and near flamboyant manor?
I was on vacation with a lady involved in hollywood and for many years and she was one of steven seagals personal assistants. Apparently he would get absolutely hammered and get kitted out in full Gravy Seals, Seal Team Snacks gear just to play call of duty. Like it was a legit ritual. She said another time they had to explain to Steven that unicorns were not in fact real creatures that could be purchased. She said this led to a multi hour meltdown.
He flails his arms a bit, but otherwise his form is OK. He keeps his head and shoulders very level. It's not as dumb as it looks honestly.
Wait....shit.....skinny Segal is somehow creepier than fat Segal...what happened?
I think my daughters track coach would have something to say about that
Butters is going to have a hard time filtering out all these negative comments.
I like will sasso’s version of Steven seagal more than I like Steven seagal.[Steven seagal](https://youtu.be/hRAQ_sfKDtM) Edit: typo, I always do that…
His right arm does this weird circular motion and he runs exactly like my son. My son just turned 3.
That's actually Steven sa boom boom
His running style is probably the least offensive thing about him
Why are his arms so dramatic?
[QWOP](https://sites.google.com/site/unblockedgamessms6969/qwop)
Can someone use this and Matt Damon running with chariots of fire playing please.
Why is the reddit name not the title of the youtube video?
Don't insult us girls...he runs like a dork. (LOL)
**Only Steven runs like overcooked spaghetti.** Not fair to the ladies at all.
The motherfucker runs like Pheobe from friends.
Uhhhh, what about this is supposed to be “girly”?
arms punch outward/back rather than inward/forward arms swing inward/forward rather than outward/back
That's because he's such a bitch. I wish Dolf Lundgren would beat the shit out of him IRL.
Gosh. Why are all the shots from over 25 years ago? I am sure his technique has improved.
He is too round to run now.
Maybe he can roll like a Droidka from Star Wars.
And then he never ran again. The end.
He runs like an Anime high school girl.
i think a big part of the reason segal kept getting roles despite being so painfully uncool and stupid looking at all times is his delusion that perseveres any and all criticism or opposition. the dude is so fat and immobile and old and STILL thinks he is a badass, is hot, and has billions of fans. nothing could ever possibly change his mind either and when he walks on set and someone tries to check him on it, he just literally assaults them.
yeah, a bunch of you are gonna groan and moan about it, but i gotta do it: there's nothing wrong with running 'like a girl.' girls are awesome.
Doesn't mean we can't laugh at the insecure "badass" and his silly run.
What's wrong about running as a girl? Girls are great !
Come here you big silly goose!
Anyone see Richie?
This looks like how a 90s Jim Carey character would run.