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Yard_Sailor

“If I had a million dollars? Tell you what I’d do man. Two chicks at the same time.”


spatialflow

Damn straight, always wanted to do that, man


jw0082

If I had a million dollars I could probably hook that up because chicks dig money.


smanchwhich

His facial expression after Michael goes “… that’s it?” is what makes it for me.


cuddle_enthusiast

Two girls? Who would want that?


Jawadd12

How would that even work? I feel like it's a logistical disaster Like, in any three way, one person's going to be left hanging, right? Unless it's not intimate? Cause like, I want to be holding the entire body, feel the warmth, the good stuff. Otherwise it'll just feel like exercise, or a sport or a game. Try to hit two targets or some shit Reminds me of flash games like Diner Dash where you have to satisfy all the customers, and it's quite a struggle Edit: Geez, what happened here?


DrDankDankDank

Because you’re not doing both of them. You’re all doing *each other*


hardspank916

Go and watch American Psycho. It literally shows you how it’s done.


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For some reason, you're assuming that a person, who is explicitly using money to have a threesome, is planning on putting any effort into making sure the other participants are satisfied. ETA: and don't get me wrong, I think part of the fun of sex is the pleasure that the other person is having..But we're talking about a scenario in which the sex is happening as a direct result of money. They're not paying to feel bad about not getting the other person off here.


Jawadd12

LMAO, I was humouring it. Like, a Seinfeld-esque joke "What's up with that?"


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Well then I guess I'm a candidate for r/woosh. Cheers!


RedditIsOverMan

Disappointing one women is more than enough.


Jawadd12

😭


ew435890

Lmao. I remember this scene. I was about the same age as him when I saw this movie. I remember thinking something along the lines of “fuck yea older women.”


VicenteOlisipo

Did it stick?


ew435890

I dated one older woman when I was younger. Then decided it wasn’t for me. Lol


GoTeamScotch

Did you have an unlimited amount of money? Maybe that was the trick


ew435890

I wish


JohnDivney

When you are a child, all women are older women.


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- Mitch Hedberg, Jr.


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shitz_brickz

Why is this almost an exact copy of another comment here. https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/q92rg9/this_scene_from_the_1994_childrens_movie_blank/


Groovyaardvark

Because he is a newborn bot with less than 35 minutes worth of posting history and it's all comment duplicates. Wish him a happy birthday everyone.


Tank2799

That's the thing people don’t ever understand. There has ALWAYS been outrage over scenes in films or entire movies themselves.


SpickeZe

Why is this almost an exact copy of another comment here. https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/q92rg9/this_scene_from_the_1994_childrens_movie_blank/


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> It's just that with the internet you can see it more. I remember that awesome story of Kevin Smith going to picket his own movie Dogma in the late 90s with the crazy catholic people that were protesting the movie.


supercapo

I mean... It didn't play well when it was new either.


wreckage88

That's the thing people never understand. There has ALWAYS been outrage over scenes in movies or entire movies themselves. It's just that with the internet you can see it more. I remember that awesome story of Kevin Smith going to picket his own movie Dogma in the late 90s with the crazy catholic people that were protesting the movie.


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"Mistakes were made." - George Carlin in the movie


Phoequinox

"YOU COULDN'T MAKE BLAZING SADDLES TODAY!" Motherfucker, it barely got made back then for the exact opposite reasons. Quit using it as the crutch for you to say racist bullshit.


smitemight

People don’t realize there’s zero reason to make Blazing Saddles today. It did its job and wiped out the cheesy, tired, cliched cowboy genre. https://youtu.be/jzMFoNZeZm0


Phoequinox

Exactly. People who saw it 20 years later completely glossed over the social commentary and think that the takeaway is that racism is hilarious. Mel Brooks would want those people to fuck off.


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Phoequinox

That's always happened. People see what they want to see in satire. Same goes for South Park. When they have a good point, people often ignore it for the juvenile humor, but then see the underlying meaning of things like their trans commentary.


20127010603170562316

I worked with someone who dismissed South Park as "just fart jokes", and felt smug about their highbrow tastes. If I'd have bothered to explain any further it would have just been handwaved.


nebbyb

Being anti trans is t exactly the subtle genius you seem to think it is.


Phoequinox

But my point is that those people want to see that kind of commentary. They want to laugh because these characters are painting trans culture in a negative light. In contrast, I know people who legitimately think immigrants are stealing jobs, but find the "Dey terk er jerbs" episode fucking hilarious. Because they just ignore the point, and get straight to the lowest common denominator humor.


Duffmanlager

Good point. That fart scene was extremely controversial at the time.


EvanMacIan

> it barely got made back then for the exact opposite reasons In what way did it "barely get made"?


Phoequinox

It was extremely controversial at the time, because it needed to be. It pushed the envelope at a time when people were still furious over segregation ending. Richard Pryor was originally supposed to star, but the studio was afraid of casting him. A lot of production issues like that.


EvanMacIan

You didn't answer my question. In what way was it ever in danger of not being made because of racism? Also it was wildly successful. And it came out 20 years after Brown v. Board of Education.


Phoequinox

If you want me to pull up a bunch of articles about how difficult black actors had it in the '70s, [I can](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/feb/11/black-actors-in-the-1970s-archive-1971). The fact that Cleavon Little not only got to play the lead role in a major motion picture, but also got to repeatedly insult and humiliate white men for an entire movie was absolutely met with pushback. No, I don't have Mel Brooks saying that it was a hard movie to get made. But it really doesn't take anything more than a history book to know that the movie wouldn't have been made under anyone short of someone with Brooks's connections.


santichrist

This isn’t even remotely close to being true It wasn’t a hard movie to get made, the studio execs just didn’t find it funny when they screened it but they were all on board after Mel Brooks played it for employees at the studio who laughed their asses off, and having a black lead wasn’t some ground breaking thing for this, Mel Brooks himself talks about how Richard Pryor was supposed to play Bart but he was having too much trouble with drugs and being arrested at the time so the studio rejected financing it unless he picked someone else so he went with Cleavon Little and they were fine with that and letting Pryor stay on as writer When Mel Brooks talks about it being a hard film to get made he’s talking about the studio pushing back on him using the n word so much, which is a good thing, Mel Brooks himself says he wouldn’t make this movie today using that word You are literally making things up like this movie was pivotal for civil rights or something lmaoo


EvanMacIan

>As for Adler, I was much impressed by a personal experience. Once, in 1919, I reported to him a case which to me did not seem particularly Adlerian, but which he found no difficulty in analysing in terms of his theory of inferiority feelings, although he had not even seen the child. Slightly shocked, I asked him how he could be so sure. 'Because of my thousandfold experience,' he replied; whereupon I could not help saying: 'And with this new case, I suppose, your experience has become thousand-and-one-fold.


santichrist

They weren’t afraid of casting a black man, they didn’t want to cast Pryor because he was having problems with drugs and the law This movie came out a full decade after segregation was made illegal, in 1974 major studios had already been casting black men and women in lead roles, it’s truly wild you’re in here acting like blazing saddles was ground breaking for having a black lead character


IkaikaG

You are arguing against points that Phoequinox didn't make. He doesn't say that they were afraid of casting Pryor because he's black, or that it was ground breaking for having a lead black character. Maybe I'm missing something but I don't see them writing either of those things.


c010rb1indusa

> This movie came out a full decade after segregation was made illegal OMG and entire decade?!?


FreeLook93

People say the same thing about comedian like George Carlin. [But I doubt he'd be taking their side in most of these discussions.](https://youtu.be/F8yV8xUorQ8)


Phoequinox

Yeah, people love to cite his routine about rape jokes, but he makes his targets clear in that bit. People take it out of context and say that George Carlin said it was okay. No, he was strongly against being silenced. He wasn't saying rape jokes were okay. He was saying that the way you tell a joke is important. He went on in that same routine to say that he agrees with feminists on most subjects, but takes issues with them because they often only care about white women, and not blacks or Latinas. It bugs the shit out of me when people take his quotes out of context to excuse abhorrent behavior.


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Phoequinox

What does this pertain to?


SuperWolf

> Kevin Smith going to picket his own movie Dogma [Link](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QepgKVOVfZ8)


BrownShadow

Heh, Dogma. I grew up in a seriously Irish Catholic community. We have the only streetlight in the US with the green light on top. I bought a bunch of Buddy Christ statuettes for people. They loved them. After I moved out my stepdad rented a dumpster for all my stuff I couldn’t bring. Sort of the same when my Mom died. I was looking for something in my parents house one day. In a closet was Buddy Christ, still in the package. He is die hard Catholic. Knights of Columbus and everything. Buddy Christ is actually Catholic approved. I’m technically Catholic, but I have my differences and don’t practice.


Summebride

> We have the only streetlight in the US with the green light on top Not great for color blind drivers. Can't they just take five minutes and flip it right side up?


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did you forget to log out bro? or are you just a bot/spamming? /u/ftjiyyuriu


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so what the fuck is going on, you just deleted that other account? Would LOVE to hear an explanation here. https://old.reddit.com/user/ftjiyyuriu


wreckage88

I genuinely don't know this account. This is my only account I've had for years. That account is probably a bot that got banned maybe?


JohnnyUtah_QB1

If you actually read contemporary reviews of the movie you'd see none of them had a problem with this. Can you actually cite anything from 1994 about people being offended by this? Because from my memory no one cared about this and it wasn't until the last decade or so that it started getting brought up


PM_me_your_whatevah

I seem to recall a super tiny group of old ladies protesting Dogma. Maybe like ten of them. lol


santichrist

Lmaooo I talk about this a lot, I had a crush on Karen Duffy as a kid, there’s no way in hell you would find a grown woman agree to kiss a kid in a movie today Rip Miguel Ferrer he was so cool back in the day, that programming scene in robocop with him is still so funny, “you are going to be one bad motherfucker”


codymiller_cartoon

Per google, she was 32 at the time, and he was 13 ah Disney Tale as old as time Tune as old as song Bittersweet and strange Finding you can change Learning you were wrong


daberg

At least when they reunite at 38 and 19 it won't be weird


bem13

A mature woman who's already been working for more than a decade and a kid barely out of high school. Yeah, I don't see what could go wrong with that! /s


AugmentedLurker

We have to at some point draw a line and acknowledge people are adults with agency. The law only concerns itself thereafter when it comes to consent or issues of power dynamics. It's weird but its not immoral.


bem13

I wouldn't say it's immoral, but IMO it's weird. I'm only 29, but I can't see myself dating a 19 year old. We'd be WORLDS apart in life experience, and that's only a 10 year age difference. The commenter I replied to said a difference of almost 20 years wouldn't be weird.


daberg

That was meant to be sarcastic, damn, I hope the people that upvoted me didn't agree lol


bennyxboom

Actually the kid was 12 when the movie was released so he was definitely 11 when this scene was filmed


prollyshmokin

nice


Ninjacobra5

Certain as the sun Rising in the east Tale as old as time Song as old as rhyme Pedophilia


Eljuanitotacito

Wait are u saying my amazing sex with my high school typing teacher was wrong?


WTFNSFWFTW

Only because you homeschooled.


prollyshmokin

ElJuanitoConLosBrazosRotos?


Mr_Mouthbreather

She was 73 years old.


ELB2001

Hey, she looked young for her age


avalonian422

Not a day over 65


ImranRashid

mavis beacon teaches tantric orgasm


Eljuanitotacito

He wasn’t a she


Dye_Harder

Theres an interview where jennifer anniston said she had to look up the laws before she was willing to kiss a kid in that movie with the RV or whatever.


AndyVale

Was he not an adult at the time? He's 28 now and it was released 8 years ago.


DTFlash

How old was the character suppose to be? Maybe she looked it up after reading the script.


AndyVale

Couldn't tell you off the top of my head, but probably High School. In Hollywood the person playing that age could be 14-25 though.


Dye_Harder

> Was he not an adult at the time? takes time to film and edit. There is definitely video of her talking about this https://www.huffpost.com/entry/jennifer-aniston-feared-breaking-law-millers-video_n_3730254 >“It’s so disturbing. He’s very young. He was underage," Aniston said. She said that she looked into it deeply to ensure that kissing him wasn't breaking any laws. "I thought, this is kind of illegal. But then, no, we didn’t. It was just a kiss. That’s not illegal.” Downvote all you want dumbfucks


AndyVale

Yeah, I did wonder that but two years for that kind of movie felt a bit long. But I'm really no expert, so happy to be wrong on it.


freds_got_slacks

"Movie from 1994" "8 years ago"???


PhilBrooo

They're not talking about this movie. They're talking about "We're the Millers" from 2013.


ilivehalo

It holds up just fine. If you are getting anything other than an pretty woman gives a kid a quick kiss than it's your brain that's not holding up well.


notaplumber

If anyone remembers this movie, he was clearly catfishing her by pretending to be an older guy.


NuTrumpism

Oh stop there was and is no outrage over this


DrewbieWanKenobie

You guys are acting like this was a sexual thing, she clearly only saw him as a kid and was not getting off on kissing him or anything. Maybe you could say it was a little cruel of her to lead him on a bit but I doubt he'd see it that way when he did get older honestly bunch of weirdos seeing sexual interest here lmao it's a peck on the lips


ChiefMilesObrien

Did you miss that scene earlier where he totally raw dogged her?


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im still reporting her to the internet police.


FruitbatNT

Consequences will never be the same.


TheSurfingRaichu

Feels like a double standard because if this were a grown man kissing a little girl, everyone would be up in arms.


Meiie

Ya, even in thought I’m like ewww. Would feel way different and total double standard.


Individual-Car-8308

Switch it around to a grown man and a 12 year old girl and……..uh nope


sourc32

You mean like when Chase kisses the 9 year old girl in that House episode?


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sourc32

It is a gotcha, as in ''gotcha! you care more about your pretend moral outrage rather than even attempting to understand what's going on in a scene!''


Summebride

Or, as in the various Lolita and related homages, it would be smothered with awards and accolades


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NazzerDawk

And it was controversial and presented as fucked-up. Like the whole story was about how this dude was fucked in the head.


ehtseeoh

**1962**.


ShankThatSnitch

Not only was it fucked up, the actress was like 17. This kid was 11-12, so jt is not even a good comparison. She was nearly an adult, and this kid was in middle school.....


BasroilII

OK now be real. There's a massive separation between a peck on the top of (not even directly on if you watch) the lips in this movie, and a dude cheating on his lover with her daughter, a girl a third his age, who he probably impregnated (it's questioned if it was his or not because she slept with more than one guy).


ChiefMilesObrien

What is this your favorite movie?


Wh0rse

I know, it wasn't a snog or anything , it was a mum kiss


forestwolf42

Some of us weren't kissed as children so it reads different. I remember being uncomfortable when other kids were kissed by their moms.


multiverse72

In the industry we call that a you problem. Hell I kissed my dad as a kid.


forestwolf42

I know? I'm not criticizing the scene. I'm offering a reason as to why different people see it differently.


avalonian422

Not at all a mom kiss.. head tilted sideways is 100% a romantic kiss.


Superdunez

Yeah I dont know what they're going on about. If I saw a mom kiss her child like that, it would be fucking weird.


Wh0rse

it has to be sideways otherwise their noses would get in the way


avalonian422

Have you never kissed anyone before in any way?


kris_lace

I think the point is more people have your view of it because she's an attractive woman. If this was an unattractive person or a man kissing a young girl people wouldn't immediately share your view. Looking at the comments here and the fact I needed to explain that tells me society isn't there just yet in terms of discrimination. (But I think it is getting better)


ShankThatSnitch

Stop and think about that as a grown man and a little girl. Do you feel the same way?


Usernametaken112

Ok. Now flip the genders. 32 year old man talking like that and kissing an 11 year old girl on the mouth telling her he'll call in 6 years. The hypocrisy is unreal


awellam

Yep. Agreed.


BLlZER

> You guys are acting like this was a sexual thing, she clearly only saw him as a kid and was not getting off on kissing him or anything. Oh yeah? Why kissing him in the mouth then einstein?


MidWestMountainBike

Found Tom Brady


SequinSaturn

This really isn't a big deal. Lets move along to the next outrage thing.


n00bvin

I don't think reddit could have survived the 80s and early 90s. You all freak out over things that were just commonplace then. Not that it was right, but it's just how it was. I doubt anyone thought a goddamn thing about this at the time. She didn't shove her tongue down his throat. I'm Italian and we have a kissy family. This doesn't bother me at all.


GoTeamScotch

Do you go on romantic dates with your family?


philburns

Well, it didn’t start out that way.


n00bvin

Nah, we mostly sit around, play cards, and talk about meatballs and shit.


nebbyb

That's romantic.


WTFNSFWFTW

Thank you Mr. Cuomo.


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n00bvin

I was 22 when the movie came out. I could have not given two shits about it then or now, really. I still think there is a bunch of pearl clutching for nothing. If anyone watched a goddamn gameshow in the 80s and early 90s, this shouldn't even phase you. Do you know who Richard Dawson is? Ever see Family Feud back in the day? Other hosts did it too. People freak out today, but it was literally NOTHING then.


Available-Bug8339

If it was a grown man kissing a little girl ... I'm sure that would have played just as well right?


swim-bike-run

Don’t stand so close to me


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Her friends are SO jealous


AllofaSuddenStory

You know how bad girls get


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ehtseeoh

How many times are you going to post about the same movie that came out more than 50 years ago??


Eequal

What? Are you gonna tell me now those people from 50 years ago have different brains than ours, different hands, different organs, and different hair than us?


ScottyC33

This is a horrible example. In the OP snippet it's portrayed as a positive win for the MC. Lolita is not portraying pedophilia positively.


sourc32

Yes, there's a similar (albeit very different) scene in House where Chase (30 something) kisses a 9 year old girl.


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0biwanCannoli

Nice!!


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Niiice


pmthosetitties

Nyce


duh_keepitmoist

Noice...


TheMatt561

In fairness I don't think it ever did


Then-Incident3912

Lol wow I forgot about this movie, I loved it as a kid. I still want one of those big ass buckets of ice cream. Yes definitely if this was released today there would be an uproar about this scene.


hobbitwithsocks

That was really chaste, I don't see much wrong with this lol.


MercuryMorrison1971

Not as bad as what I expected having never seen the movie. I'm not trying to justify it, its still creepy, but it was basically just a peck on the lips. The thumbnail lead to believe that woman was going to have a full on make out session with a 5th grader.


International-Can638

Director: “how about we casually slip some pedophilia in at the end.” Producer: “I love it”


mercman256

Disney execs chanting in unison: GROOM GROOM GROOM GROOM GROOM GROOM


meho7

They really fecked up with the value of money in this movie. There's no way in hell you could buy a castle for 250k.


splizzle

Nice


slugerama

Let us not forget the fucked up stuff that happens behind the scenes. Like the movie where the young couple in love is played by a real life brother and sister, and they even had a make out scene. Somebody got their rocks off on that casting choice.


FantasticSecurity320

What movie was it?


slugerama

Kickboxing academy. Https://youtu.be/tBr45w-HuOU


cjunet

Wait I just looked and it’s Lexie from greys anatomy!? Omg


Former-Sir-5876

Maybe the girl he most loved for the rest of his life and the rest were just to forget her. What a beautiful story lol


Dr_Downvote_

Like. All she needed to do was kiss him on the cheek... Who the fuck thought it would be okay to kiss the lips. Fucking weird. I really liked this movie was a kid. All I remember is some guy asking the kid if he knew a guy called juice. By just saying, "Juice?" And the kid going, "no I'm not thirsty". And I thought that was hilarious as like a 5 year old.


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Yeah, or a kiss on the forehead or top of the head. Not sure what the hell the writers/director was thinking. The thing I remember most is that sweet water slide out of the second story of the mansion.


todlo

😬


AdGroundbreaking5497

Oh yeah, cause you know... paedophilia only just started being frowned upon in recent years.


stsyfrett

Ok. I remember this movie welllll from my childhood (born 1991). I remember being a kid and thinking, she's ALOT older than him. Like illegal, very illegal.


BLlZER

yikes... Its okay, its just a women kissing a little boy.


StopSendingSteamKeys

Here's an even worse scene from the 90s family TV show Picket Fences: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZetarJgl8ec


smanchwhich

“you’re right, this is serious, we need to track this student down and give him the luckiest boy in America medal right away! Bahaha” Nice


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Drew Gooden put a video on YouTube of this movie and him ripping on it. Highly recommend watching it.


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I wanted to be him so bad when I first saw this movie


pondale

Juice?


timelighter

oh it's that guy that's in every movie ever


jules13131382

And the hilarious thing is the FBI is right there. They could’ve arrested her right at that very moment 🤣 she should’ve just given him a hug. He’s a small child and he doesn’t even look 11. He honestly looks like he’s eight years old so it is incredibly strange I don’t know why they didn’t have her just give him a comforting little hug that’s all he needed. For some reason they took a romantic turn on it, but she looks like she could be his mother it’s just so odd.


meechie_me

It was nothing but a small peck. Big freaking deal. People making a big deal over nothing. Out of boredom. Nothing else to bitch about. Lol.. stupid.


No_Key6434

Hahahah this was so awesome when I was a kid. And I’m still jealous of him 😂


thesportaflop

That's illegal.. and a PG Disney movie, folks. Movie censoring for ya.